First thing I would do is re-enlist in the Marines. Then I would shake hands with the senior Officer. Then I would make my way up the ranks until I rule the Marine corps and eventually the entire U.S. Military. I would become a joint chief of staff and shake hands with all of them, making them mine. As soon as I become the chief of the entire military I would shake hands with the president and make him pass an act that would let the joint chiefs of staff declare war. Then I would take the U.S. military to war with whoever we lost to in the great war, activating the draft and using the full might of the best military in the world to destroy them and relieve all of the debt caused by the great war. Then become the President and get hoes and bitches like a real gangster-ass baller, and rename myself *dramatic pause* [i]BenDover[/i] And then shake hands with you and make you use periods appropriately.