{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
9/26/2015 10:43:50 PM
1
*lands ship, then looks around* Alright, first day on the job, what can go wrong?
English
-
*nirtars land around you and disable your ship*
-
...F**k.... *looks around*
-
*you see that you've landed in between teenage and now they're opening fire on you from all sides *
-
*as the bullets flyby because teenagers have bad aim lol, i run into my ship and call backup* Mayday I am being surrounded by teenage and don't feel like filing a lawsuit for killing them!
-
*comm operator* Did you try walking away? Or throwing pumpkin spice to distract them?
-
*opens ship window and throws pumpkin spice lattes
-
*the shooting stops, suddenly the sound of a stampede fills the air* GET OUT OF THERE NOW!!
-
*starts hulling my azz out of there* NUUUUUU
-
* some of the pumpkin spice landed on your ship the teenagers quickly latch on and realize there is probably more aboard the ship*
-
*turns on the ship's electroshock defense, kinda like the one the batmobile has* There's no pumpkin spice latte in there, so shoo!!
-
*several in swaggy rubber suits land on the windshield
-
*points at them*WHAT ARE THOOOSSEEE
-
*the start singing to break the glass* Watch me whip...
-
*realize what i must do* ...Now watch me Nae nae*starts to kill it*
-
*everything explodes*
-
*gets out of a crater, then dusts off armor* That was interesting, but they're dead now. Oh well, natural selection at its best. Best to regroup with the rest of the team.
-
*look behind you*
-
*slow, movie- like turn*
-
*at first you see nothing except what can be perceived as a blank space...then you realize it's a tidal wave of teenagers and here one voice* Where is your god now?
