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Post something intelligent, if you can.

Enlighten me, if you will. Some very intellectual, and some very brain melting comments here. I am impressed. Continue
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  • Big dick and little dick. Both are the same size. Which one is bigger?

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    • If X= 32(2+X) - 1/4X + [92(5X+19)], Calculating the mass of the Sun.

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    • MUTHA-blam!-IN PROTONS. Someone love me

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      • You can tell if your pre-diabetic if your neck looks dirty and stays dirty no matter how much you clean your neck.

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        • If you sold your soul to Satan before the year 2000, you could be eligible to claim against misold PPI.

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        • The things we know are just an infinitely small fraction of what we have to learn

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        • Sumtiems I crie becuz I dont gut eny fectual enfurmetion tew shaer

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        • I sexually Identify as an War Rig. Ever since I was a war pup I dreamed of driving across the wasteland dropping my war boys on disgusting buzzards. People say to me that a person being a war rig is Impossible and I’m -blam!-ing retarded but I don’t care, I’m going to Valhalla shiny and chrome. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a 600hp racing engine, turbine fans and eighteen wheels my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Tatra” and respect my right to kill on the road and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a rigophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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        • Lord Gûr

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        • "Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!"

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        • Relativism is the reason why there are so many different cultures and religions in the world today.

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        • Wort

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        • Saturn may or may not be completely made of gas but we can't find out considering if we sent something in deep enough into the gas giant of the planet the pressure of all the gas would crush it.

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        • Neutrons, i feel negative now. Someone love me

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          • 1+1=2

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          • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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          • Brain make smart thing,

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            • Your status reminds me of the Ojamas from Yugioh.

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              • Protons, im quite positive today

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              • Celsius degrees are best called Centigrade (centi = 100) & C = F - 37 / 1.8 F as in Fahrenheit

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              • At home, I was just lounging there Reclining in my comfy chair Don't know how or what it was But suddenly I heard a buzz A humming sound within the halls Drumming, thrumming, in the walls It felt alive, pulsing aloud The terror came on, like a shroud It drove me mad, my mind did roam This monstrous beast within my home Was ready to devour me So I sought first to set it free Then burn it down to bone and ash And end this madness, make it pass Tearing open walls, I found It was just bees that made the sound A hive had grown, I felt appalled So I had it uninstalled After poisoning the bees Spraying gas, the noise did cease And on that day, a lesson learned But peace of mind I had not earned To realize some truths like these Monsters [b]are[/b] real, [i]just ask the bees.[/i]

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              • Physics.

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              • There's a difference between "intelligent" and "knowledgeable".

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                • Humans are so smart that we're creating and utilizing technology we don't even know the full repercussions of.

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                • Feminism is the cancer of society. Do I win a Nobel for pointing out the obvious?

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                  • Gottfried Wilhelm Von Leibniz invented binary code in 1703. He is also known for philosophy and his use of calculus independently of Isaac Newton.

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