Thread saved for whenever I need a good lawl. I'll make sure to be on the Flood more now =)

. [Edited on 06.27.2009 11:46 AM PDT]

Lmao I found a funny one. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoNeckin A child just got eaten by her mother in India. I'm sure that child cared for your problem.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psychosomatic lol no it didnt[/quote][/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xAllPro21x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JapAmerican126 go to different forums plz[/quote]This is the Flood. This is the different forum.[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CH33SESTEX Posted by: CH33SESTEX when a waitress goes up to me asks me what I want to drink I say coke. she asks if Pepsi is fine and say -blam!- NO!!!! and flip the table [/quote] Boooooo! You suck! Get off the stage.....NAO!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OlympicNIG has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote]OMFG. I actually remember that... That was so hilarious...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IliKEpOPtaRTs54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] madal44 I know a really hot girl that i like her but i don't think she likes me back what do i do?[/quote] When in doubt whip it out[/quote] idk

Posted by: CH33SESTEX when a waitress goes up to me asks me what I want to drink I say coke. she asks if Pepsi is fine and say -blam!- NO!!!! and flip the table [Edited on 06.22.2009 5:31 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OlympicNIG has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote]Please tell me that was on purpose

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This is another official one here. Check this one too. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kaddi144 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Micheal Jackson Transformers. LOL.[/quote]Thank god your still alive.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nalvax [quote] Absurd! You have no authority over the dealings of two fine gentlemen! [/quote] By Jeeves I do! I own this thread! Ha [i] HA! [/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LiquidNazgul42 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valmar Inb4faping[/quote] I ban you from this thread. Don't post here anymore. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valmar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anthofoshizzle You are officially retarded.[/quote]That's coming from somebody named Anthofoshizzle... ROFL![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChupaDave I could honestly care less. Humanity can die for all I care, I'm just here to enjoy life. [/quote] Irony.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fullmetal Live [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Couchmasta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wildcard1992 Care to link to those threads?[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=34158369] Let's start with this guy. [/url][/quote] So he thinks Earth would do better if everyone died. Big deal. Let Natural Selection deal with him and we'll continue with our lives.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 What should it be about ? Edit: Grammar Fail Edit 2: Spelling "Grammar" Fail[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Carbon21613 They're clearly squaretangles[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Synyster Ricz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Orpheosis ak stands for avtomatic karabiner which means assault rifle in russian -47 refers to how much they cost in US dollars before sensible regulation came about[/quote]Fun fact: these and another one of your fun facts are wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing Buger? What is that? Some kind of cheap beer?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HellCat004 Buger? sounds exotic Pizza for me[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xAllPro21x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JapAmerican126 go to different forums plz[/quote]This is the Flood. This is the different forum.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWiiFT Iz SIK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qu1kSlvr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWiiFT Iz SIK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qu1kSlvr Disregard that i sucks c o ck[/quote][/quote] no u [/quote] [url]http://i42.tinypic.com/2lcnwxv.jpg[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] owner1317 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWiiFT Iz SIK Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote] I get what mean. Sometimes do more look as much at for. However, change what due and he does...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing Somewhere, a new civilization has just been created.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Waterboy210 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWiiFT Iz SIK Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote] You sir, have just RAPED the english language![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Don't dis my ability to misunderstand everything! :3 Still looks cool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Yes, with someone across the states[/quote] Interesting.[/quote] Interesting is all you have to say? Like I'm a guinea pig to you!?[/quote] Cry me a river. Oh wait...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KrunchMastaFlex1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 -blam!- off. I kiss nobodies ass..[/quote]That's not what the lipstick on the ass cheeks is saying...[/quote] lulz did that[/quote]I don't even like you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ada Astra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mast3rlinkx1111 Navi[/quote] This is what we call a "/thread".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo3killjoy8000 Well then why are there forums if you can not talk about things then huh?[/quote] What say you?[/quote] I say we take the fort at dawn![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dojoe89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teasie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dude_no_way *itches balls*[/quote]OMG just as I read that I was itching my balls[/quote]IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!1[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hilltopstalker FTJB?[/quote] I've been away from acronyms and technology for a while. Please elaborate as to what that stands for, I'm tired today...[/quote] I just made it up: for the jailbait.[/quote]I interpreted it as foot job...[/quote] I don't see what acting younger has to do with asian massage parlours.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i_hate_babies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart I find that wanking is far more productive than twittering.[/quote] Is there anything that isn't more productive than twittering?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GrammarFailure None of those sentences make sense with your topic. Please leave.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel FYI champ, even Bungie.net has a header that's a "your mom" joke, they're still cool around here says the multimillion dollar company. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabooseNoLike1 Obvious Troll is Obvious[/quote] obvious virgin is lonely....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Havok Se7en Sex can be a form of exercise. (a rather useless one, though)[/quote]You must be trolling...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 Sex: Well who knows why its bad. But i think that for some reason violence is a heck of a lot more enjoyable to watch than sex[/quote]...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ehpik lulz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Orpheosis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ehpik lulz Try getting a real gun. And some balls.[/quote]Yes, I'll just walk into the nearest Dick's Sporting Goods and grab a shotgun off the wall.[/quote] Or, you could take the legal method to get one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An assauIt rifIe Hey I'm starting to like metal...[/quote] You're going into a stall! Quick! Hit the afterburner! Too late, pull up, pull up! You're going down! NOOO!!! EJECT! EJECT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] corycorycory15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English language Stop abusing me D: [/quote] You heard the man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Lulz, get off your elitist ass[/quote] Hardly elitist, just don't like you. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 either be a tad nicer[/quote] nicer to someone I don't like? No sense makes. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 or go outside.[/quote] It's dark and rainy outside, so no. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Bonus points if you go outside with your computer.[/quote] I went outside to transfer my laptop from my dad's house to my mom's house earlier, does that count?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam I made a pie for mother dear today. She enjoyed it so...[/quote]I remember that from somewhere dawg.[/quote] That would be a coincidence, seeing as I thought of it on the spot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crop Man I'm 14 years old and what is this?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gazacee that was just retarded Chris, why would u waste my time and make me read that? david was better and you know it, all you want is attention but i think u suck also stop spaming nudges on msn or i will block you[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elites rock buy.see you later[/quote]I'm not buying anything, you scammer![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 Almost every name I make up for every member catches on... Except Toe Jam. That one backfired on me. That's what I called Dojoe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkmatter15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sup3rn0va13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkmatter15 Achronos is fat.[/quote]In other news, water is wet, the sky is blue, and Axl Rose is a prick.[/quote]Seriously? Water is wet? hax[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiStOrTiOn ii Who's this Michelle dude?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Liberace Iz Str8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aRaNdOmP3Rson11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Liberace Iz Str8 Him and Tupac are working on a collaborative album. It's going to be sick.[/quote] They should have Elvis in a few of the songs.[/quote] Elvis is dead, moron.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pumpkin1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gamer3550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pumpkin1 This thread = fail[/quote] you = fail[/quote] no u[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Stig 11993 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Stig 11993 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 You should shave your head.[/quote] I'm not a skinhead.[/quote] You would be.[/quote] Rather not be.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teltaur I would date STFU and GTFO. They're both pretty cool.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pyroshark [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary I have no qualms with the girl. The few times we talked, she was quite cordial and down to earth. Perhaps she does seek attention, but lets face it, ALLOT of people on this site do the same. (Many of them can be found in this very thread) [/quote] I'll go ahead and admit to being guilty of this on occasion.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperSniper09 Realy? We get this type of thread from a Legendary Member? For shame...[/quote] [Edited on 06.27.2009 11:37 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nickalti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spazpuma Gojira Tool Necrophagist Suffocation[/quote] Death Metal Alternative Death Metal Death Metal you got 0 out of 4, congratulations on not knowing music.[/quote] this was on a prog. metal reccomendation thread. [Edited on 06.22.2009 11:58 AM PDT]

nibbles on kitten

OP's gotta do more of these

Lmao, I'm in the OP :D

This is win.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] Thats a good joke mahspoonis2big, made me laugh, you little joker you. [Edited on 06.22.2009 10:54 AM PDT]

I kicked a migit in the face to get on that wall.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big ITT: People trying too hard.[/quote] But...but I just HAVE TO BE ON THE LIST AGAIN. Look at this??? You can see the humor in my text!!! Come on man, what do you want? Do you want money? <---funny! Funny!!!!!! Pleeasseee just put me on the liiiist waaaaah ahahaha[/quote]*puts on weird eye glasses* THIS IS COMEDY! YOU DO NOT KNOW COMEDY! I AM THE EPITOME OF COMEDY!

I've always grown up wanting to buy a farm and get a pet Flamingo named George to put on it.

inb4they-don't-make-it-on-the-list

i nominate myself, as well as Wobo Wobo to be out on the list!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big ITT: People trying too hard.[/quote] But...but I just HAVE TO BE ON THE LIST AGAIN. Look at this??? You can see the humor in my text!!! Come on man, what do you want? Do you want money? <---funny! Funny!!!!!! Pleeasseee just put me on the liiiist waaaaah ahahaha

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 *searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.[/quote] You got into the funny thread by posting something funny. Wow.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thomas of Hunter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snyder Pyder [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 From the context i dont think so, but a flame war will prolly ensue anyway.[/quote]of course it will, this is the flood. you suck by the way. just saying.[/quote] I just found this one. Y'all enjoy.[/quote] LOL

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snyder Pyder [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 From the context i dont think so, but a flame war will prolly ensue anyway.[/quote]of course it will, this is the flood. you suck by the way. just saying.[/quote] I just found this one. Y'all enjoy.