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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SevSixTwo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].[/quote]Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.[/quote]IDGAF. Oh, join V2 again. You're welcome this time, fo reelz.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].[/quote]Hello Jtam. Maybe it'd help to make a new photobucket account before using an alt.

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  • [url=http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/jtam93/dumbkid.png]Oh, Door, I found something screencap-worthy[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Less than thr33 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?[/quote][/quote] The guy didn't create that, asshat.[/quote] oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.[/quote] This... *facepalm*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan b12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit lol@halfthepplheretryingtobefunny[/quote] lol@-blam!-pointingouttheobvious[/quote]lol@halfthepplheretryingtobefunny

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit lol@halfthepplheretryingtobefunny[/quote] lol@-blam!-pointingouttheobvious

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  • lol@halfthepplheretryingtobefunny

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Less than thr33 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?[/quote][/quote] The guy didn't create that, asshat.[/quote] oh wait, I already demonstrated that on your mom.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?[/quote][/quote] The guy didn't create that, asshat. [Edited on 07.06.2009 9:05 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 cool, I'm on here twice! [/quote]That's not a good thing.

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  • cool, I'm on here twice! [Edited on 07.06.2009 7:55 AM PDT]

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  • I don't think I really ever say anything funny but this is the best I can do. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LetsGoBlue14 I would tell you if I wasn't afraid it would be Chuck Fickins next review about how unrealistic it is.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chuck Fickins Fight club is ridiculously set out, the plot is retarded on the Uber level, and the actors look like freaking shaving models, also the whole idea of a club for fighting is stupid. It should be legalised and official, I hate society.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LetsGoBlue14 See?[/quote] Beautiful. [/quote]

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  • Omnipresence? I like that in a girl.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Remember, I'm just one floodian. If you want me to put some of your quotes up there, then give me some. I will add them to the list. I am not omniscient.[/quote] You dumbass! You just broke the first two rules of THE FLOOD.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ACEGABE1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinalHazard006 RUNESCAEP[/quote] Go to hell[/quote] OMG i thought this was so funny, i actually trickled in my pants a little.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Will Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 B is my favorite number[/quote] win.[/quote]

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  • Hey i was in here 4 times, possibly more. =) Oh ya i got a couple others... "Screw the Rules i have money!" "I'm too rich to die!" (Courtesy of Yugioh the Abridged Series) [Edited on 07.05.2009 11:26 PM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=22887181&postRepeater1-p=1] May I suggest using this?[/url] [Edited on 07.05.2009 11:20 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 But...but I like complaining[/quote] I believe there is a spilled milk group somewhere around here... I'm too lazy to search it up... bu you can find it if you try hard enough.

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  • But...but I like complaining

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Magc Man 64001 But that's [i]soooo[/i] much effort. [/quote]And so is complaining and whining about it. Either stop being lazy, and fork over some good quotes, or don't complain. I will sometimes delve into peoples' "all forum posts by this user" section, but on rare occasion. I.E. when I'm not feeling lazy.

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  • But that's [i]soooo[/i] much effort.

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  • Remember, I'm just one floodian. If you want me to put some of your quotes up there, then give me some. I will add them to the list. I am not omniscient.

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  • Oh look, I'm still not on here. And just when I thought I was even remotely funny...

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  • I wish there was one of mine that actually involved any wit....

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