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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.[/quote]All because of his wimminphobia...[/quote] Oi! I do not fear the opposite gender. I only hate -blam!-. [/quote]It's k, it's natural.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?[/quote] It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...[/quote] lol. A bit butthurt over the fact no one in V2 liked you?

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  • I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ONI Ghost [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] that should be in there lol[/quote] Stupidity called; they want their stupid back.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ONI Ghost [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] that should be in there lol[/quote] What??? That line is so cliched! You sir should put on your flame suit. And bout 5000 ft. between you and the surface. The Flood wont hesitate to use Earth Penetrating weapons on you.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] that should be in there lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.[/quote]All because of his wimminphobia...[/quote] Oi! I do not fear the opposite gender. I only hate -blam!-. And I need another page at the top now, I'm out of room on the next quote section -_-

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?[/quote] It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...[/quote] It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.[/quote]All because of his wimminphobia...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?[/quote] It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...[/quote] It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.[/quote][i]Yeah.[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?[/quote] It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...[/quote] It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?[/quote] It wasn't that dark, I still don't understand how you mistook me for Door. I didn't feel anything until you had grabbed my hair and yanked it back. Oh wait I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about that part...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 i love boobs@@@@@@[/quote] Absolute comedic genius.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 i love boobs@@@@@@[/quote] Greeeatt...

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  • i love boobs@@@@@@

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford dumb door is a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.[/quote] he afraids of boobs[/quote]QFT

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Why am I not surprised that you're butthurt over it?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote]Nope, Door has a horrible sense of humor and does afraid of sex.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Synyster Ricz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Proclaiming an infatuation for a girl you know through an internet forum is the first sign of a serious medical condition, 'ghetaliphailia basmenticus'. I suggest immediate treatment.[/quote] There's a cream for it now.[/quote]

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  • I just got back from a barfight. So....... is this like a roast or something?

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19085401]What about Halcylon/Yoozel's argument thing thread?[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Well the internet [i]is[/i] serious business. And that quote in your sig is funny. [Edited on 07.12.2009 2:48 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door So unfortunately, we can't get a quote from him. Sorry everyone, but he has died, then. Let's just get back on topic.[/quote] this is the Flood Forum for stuff Off Topic

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.[/quote] Can you say mood killer? Wow, dude. Calm down. It's the internet. [Edited on 07.12.2009 12:32 PM PDT]

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  • Why am I not surprised that Lulz's hardly funny retort to me made it on here? Oh wait, it's because Door and Lulz are butt buddies.

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    I do.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GruntSquash Check my sig. (The quoted one)[/quote] Sig is too big, it doesn't fit in the box.

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