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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smurf plastic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quazecotl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.[/quote] You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...[/quote]Nothing to hate on someone for. Let her do her thing, and if people are willing to spend money on what she has to offer, there's no reason why they shouldn't if they're being entertained. inb4 someone likens her to a prostitute after reading my post.[/quote] What? She's a prostitute too?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the X to the 47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob *Faceplum*[/quote] *eatplum*[/quote] *Eatface*[/quote] [url=http://stripgenerator.com/strip/253783/]*Eatcheezeberger*[/url] Wait...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 Glad I could have been a part of it [/quote] It's already up there. You don't need to post it again there, bucko.

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  • Glad I could have been a part of it [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElDude95 What should it be about ? Edit: Grammar Fail Edit 2: Spelling "Grammar" Fail[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob *Faceplum*[/quote] *eatplum*[/quote] *Eatface*

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  • Anything involving me. I'm so cool, everyone spammed the Flood for pages with my name. Ah, the memories.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vaporeon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spongel3ob *Faceplum*[/quote] *eatplum*[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smurf plastic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quazecotl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.[/quote] You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...[/quote]Nothing to hate on someone for. Let her do her thing, and if people are willing to spend money on what she has to offer, there's no reason why they shouldn't if they're being entertained. inb4 someone likens her to a prostitute after reading my post.[/quote] im sensing alot of negative energy in here

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  • My memory eludes me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smurf plastic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quazecotl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.[/quote] You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...[/quote]Nothing to hate on someone for. Let her do her thing, and if people are willing to spend money on what she has to offer, there's no reason why they shouldn't if they're being entertained. inb4 someone likens her to a prostitute after reading my post.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl I was Just being Polite. . . :( Stop Stifling my Decency! ;)[/quote] *sigh*[/quote] *Over-Expressive Sigh*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl I was Just being Polite. . . :( Stop Stifling my Decency! ;)[/quote] *sigh*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me? Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .[/quote] Stop with the "sir". It doesn't make you or your manner any more refined.[/quote] I was Just being Polite. . . :( Stop Stifling my Decency! ;)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me? Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .[/quote] Stop with the "sir". It doesn't make you or your manner any more refined.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FakeAssasin Wall of text![/quote] More like history museum of text.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . . . . .I Still Couldn't.[/quote] You really don't have any room to talk.[/quote] Neither do you Good Sir, Now How about that Drink you Promised to Buy me? Remember, Whiskey First, Scotch Second. . .

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . . . . .I Still Couldn't.[/quote] You really don't have any room to talk.

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  • My Famous Quote? QUIT DICKIN' AROUND! You have to say it slow so it adds more emphasis

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ODST Fallen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] . . . Wat?[/quote] I believe that was an attempt at his contribution. At any rate, this is ingenious. Epic win sir, epic win![/quote] You know, I had to Bang my Head into A Metal pigeon Staue Sitting next to me about 27 Times, Just so I could Lower my IQ enough so that I could Understand it. . . . . .I Still Couldn't.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] muffin man one The Flood forum is not for discussion about The Flood. Go figure.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quazecotl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.[/quote] You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...

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  • I love this thread, reminds me of why I love the Flood so much.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] Your really not helping your self by defending Miley Cyrus.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] . . . Wat?[/quote] I believe that was an attempt at his contribution. At any rate, this is ingenious. Epic win sir, epic win!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] . . . Wat?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fahrenheit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz It's funny because recently in the Flood v2 group, almost everyone has been hating on Door. Have Frondew fill you in.[/quote]All because of his wimminphobia...[/quote] Oi! I do not fear the opposite gender. I only hate -blam!-. [/quote]It's k, it's natural.

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