[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating. IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now.[/quote] Well, one, don't be sorry, cas I was utilizing the literary technique of sarcasm there. Second, that's horrible, and I'm deeply sympathetic to your woe.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 What's the hold up Dumb Door, I want to see the newest collection of totally radical quotes from these completely stellar Floodians.[/quote] Sorry. I just got back from a week-long camping trip. I also contracted some sort of stomach flu and was up all night last night vomiting like crazy, then spent the next day just plain recooperating. IN OTHER NEWS: I'm updating the quote guide now. [Edited on 07.28.2009 7:52 AM PDT]

What's the hold up Dumb Door, I want to see the newest collection of totally radical quotes from these completely stellar Floodians.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i Spark i phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.[/quote]THE Game? [Edited on 07.27.2009 4:53 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut I saw a license plate that had ***-S7D(the 7 is a T) (censored, the 3 numbers)[/quote] I bet the three numbers were 666. The STD of death!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duck duck DEATH My memory eludes me.[/quote]Perhaps it only tells you that it does.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thanks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WarDonut 99 Epic Fail! [/quote] Shut the Hell up you French prick.[/quote] thats worth putting down

phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Hello everyone. I've been gone for a week camping. I'm back, and I'm trying for the top of a page again to add another quote section. Please don't hinder me. Mods, I'm not bumping, I just need the top of another page since I've run out of room.[/quote] Good to see you back.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FAO7BX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FAO7BX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FLAMEnGIR No, it's too hard.[/quote] *must...not...say...thats what she said...* agreed, though, the combat in morrowind was really stupi-THATS WHAT SHE SAID![/quote] Game-Hit miss, hit miss, hit miss Me-Screw this I'm using console commands.[/quote] i had it for xbox, it was more like game- miss, miss, miss, miss, miss, arrow at point blank range-oh you missed again, and the innocent peasant you were trying to kill pulled out an electric sword of jew-killing and killed you in one hit, even though you're christian. me- lolwut [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mondoux [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Echo14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLIB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] asploded [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night haI 1 Play Portal[/quote]the companion cube almost killed me D:<[/quote] The companion sphere almost made me kill myself.[/quote] The companion pyramid is superior to all.[/quote] I believe you have forgotten about the companion dodecahedron [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 Like an hour ago when i cut myself cutting up chicken at Subway[/quote]That's why there was blood in my cold-cut combo![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrSpinkleswirth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlaypetX God, this is retarded. You people want the "old" Flood back, well, what was so different 3 years ago? Rules? Members? It's the exact same, people just talk about how the "old days" were better to make themselves look cool.[/quote] says the man with the one year old account. :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] About seven fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Andrew94 OMGZZZ WALL OF TEXT[/quote] That was a pretty big blow to the confidence in the plan, huh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Older than plant life.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont Say Lazy [/quote] Lazy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs So you'll know what's about to happen, here's a bit of anatomy about the smoke candles we were using. At the back end, there's a rock hard(or probably harder) piece of wadding just inside the bomb that keeps smoke from coming out of that end. So I'm holding the canister, and all the sudden smoke starts oozing out from all directions, but I thought nothing of it, I just pulled my shirt over my nose and kept holding the canister. that was my fatal mistake [i]KAPOW![/i] There must have been some kind of terrible backfire in the smoke bomb, because at that moment the wadding shot out at a speed mankind has yet to record, and hit me right in the crotch. Outch. That still hurts as I'm typing right now. Plus, smoke bombs are probably bad for the environment.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 so wait... now its a dance off? this thread is going to the crapper fast then...[/quote] Going?[/quote] good point...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fallen snow hero She contradicts herself with this statement......[/quote]Thank you, Captain Obvious.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decimator Omega I haerd if you bypass the blam filter you get banned.[/quote] It is a risk you take whenever you do. Sort of like speeding. And nearly everyone who gets caught asks "why me and not all of those other people I see doing it all of the time?"[/quote] to sum up, just dont do it. plus the "-blam!-" is more funny than any cuss word.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EJTheSnail -blam!-ing BBCode while eating. Goddamn.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KLJF22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OFearTheCircleO Um no.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peoples champ36 No thanks. Please do kill yourself though. [/quote] then why'd you post :'( i'm going to get my gun[/quote] Don't forget the safety! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defcon11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wifout Teef The Game?[/quote] I hate you so much now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a rabid snail your life.[/quote]lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ I can buy an awesome car but not an awesome plane?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ Son of a -blam!-. Looks like tomorrow morning is ruined for me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ Hahaha! Botulism! Ha![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ Does seeing this topic make anyone else feel stupid?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apollo DZ I can't tell the trolls from the idiots anymore. It's like the trolls have adapted; copied the idiots' DNA.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Not because it was ridiculous, but because in the first season, it's ridiculous[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valmar Err... *gets off the flood*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] muffin man one I was going to take part in this thread but when I seen that you bumped it I refuse.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elusive Spartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Groundzr0 GTFO[/quote] lol. There is a name for this phenomena, I believe it is called... NEEERRRRDDDDRRRAAAGGGEEEE[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dare410 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Neither are as bad as kicking the ground so hard that it makes your big toe bleed.[/quote] You would do that... Why?[/quote] I missed the ball.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fatal_Coin_Vest [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart They go bowling. Sounds like fun to me.[/quote]Well, truth be told, you're somewhat of a loser.[/quote] I prefer the term bloody wanker. And if you prefer the threads can form a nice latticework and be the sheets of the gods.[/quote] Well, truth be told, you're somewhat of a bloody wanker.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JTaM93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wobo Wobo a chopstick is clever enough to be clever[/quote]Doctor Eggman... or should I say Wobotnik? I shall foil your evil plans one more time![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Badge Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] owner1317 My father was killed by Bungie. Still think it's funny?[/quote] That's what they all say.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Member128 I agree.[/quote] Hey, me too. Wanna go out some time?[/quote] Sure, *shy smile* are you free Friday evening?[/quote] Sure. Did I mention I fought at Normandy?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Woodsie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BiIly Mays Let's not.[/quote] So says Billy Mays! *Ba Doom Ch!*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shmookies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fallen snow hero [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiaBNWF7FPc]JUST TO TRY IT![/url][/quote]Fink Lail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.[/quote] Man, that's dee- YOUR NAME MAKES ME HUNGRY[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door 13 vertical inches vertically[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door socks, and shoes, bracelets[/quote] You are bad at speaking today.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Oxcytocin Thursday at 7. Also, [b][u]b[/u]y[/b]. [/quote]spell-ing RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MasterBeef12345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Slayer what dose your's have on it?[/quote] Im pretty sure my mouse pad isn't on any dose of anything[/quote]lrn2funny[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GBF7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tidus Zero A mod or admin.[/quote]Nyyyuuuuurrr I made, like, 3 topics (excluding this one).[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gheystation 3 Biggest. Title. Fail. Ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 Fail Named Hyperlink is Fail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAC Overlord [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hi Im AsyIum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboose042 no excuses[/quote] Caboose doesn't like having other cabooses here.[/quote] [i]It makes him crazier than usual.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hi im Asylum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Secksy Man Insecure much? You think you're hilarious but you're just being a fgt -blam!-. FV2 is becoming pretty tight-knit, I don't know why you'd be that scared to share your picture. [/quote] lol. I'm doing it as a joke. I don't want to show my picture because I want people to wonder, and never really know who I am. I like being somewhat mysterious.[/quote] You have an aura of mystery equivalent to that of a paperclip. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordCrotchpants Heh coincidentally, I found out my beard trimmer doesn't work this morning. Looks like I'm going lumberjack for a while[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LankyBrandon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bagan bodies 2 So if I were to fart... The whole universe farted on me?[/quote] You farted on the universe either way bud..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz Fart: I don't understand this fact thing.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mudkip [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tmlkrsllljqslj /thread[/quote] [thread] I reject your reality and substitute my own.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:21 PM PDT]

"Life is like a wooden plank, ya never know when it's gonna break..."

Hello everyone. I've been gone for a week camping. I'm back, and I'm trying for the top of a page again to add another quote section. Please don't hinder me. Mods, I'm not bumping, I just need the top of another page since I've run out of room.

you are not my friend you are a horse.

PREPARE THE TACTICAL NUKES FOR LAUNCHING

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK Michael Jackson. Did I just say that out loud? Oh my...[/quote][/quote] YAY! What thread was it in? I can't remember...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be in the funny quotes?[/quote] It depends if you know basic English.

Is it a good thing or a bad thing to be in the funny quotes?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] Fail at trying to speak English Fail just so you can get on the front page fail[/quote]...i don't know what too say too that.

The flood is like bacon. You feed it to the dogs, then they crap it out twelve ours later. -me [Edited on 07.23.2009 5:11 PM PDT]

When people say your gamer tag, do they ever call you Dumbledoor

'Destroing the world is a lot like eating yoghurt.' -JMO Lord of Spoons. By the by, I don't expect to get on the front page, nor do I care to. [Edited on 07.23.2009 2:09 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite771 I dont hav any good ideas for this forum so i will try my best...U know that poffy flood well his iners might be his kids coming out...was that good enought.[/quote] Fail at trying to speak English Fail just so you can get on the front page fail

*Tries to pat head and rub tummy at the same time but just ends up pooping myself*

Here's another. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BIGTIME889 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CODILICIOUS I'm Canadian so we add the "u" in favour or honour etc. and we also pronounce it "Zed". However if I see someone who says or spells something different I let them do it. I do prefer if people say real words like "you instead of "u" as I think that the way you type and speak is how you present yourself. But, that's just my opinion.[/quote] *sigh, shakes head* This is a conversation between US and UK. Go away Canada, the grown-ups are talking.[/quote]

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smurf plastic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quazecotl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp The Flood, where to enter, your IQ has to be less than Miley Cyrus'.[/quote]To be honest, the girl is smarter, more successful, and better looking than you could ever hope to be. Why the jealous demonize those more successful than them puzzles me.[/quote] You're really not helping yourself by defending Miley Cyrus.[/quote] You can't deny she's a success business wise. She's probably done more in her 16 years than you will in 30. Sadly, that's the same case with me...[/quote]Nothing to hate on someone for. Let her do her thing, and if people are willing to spend money on what she has to offer, there's no reason why they shouldn't if they're being entertained. inb4 someone likens her to a prostitute after reading my post.[/quote] What? She's a prostitute too?