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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yobo Yobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.[/quote][/quote]He's just trolling.[/quote] THAT would be trolling. Well, even worse trolling, that is.[/quote]He was posting completely nonsensical sentences in multiple threads. He didn't include secks jokes, but I still list that as trolling.[/quote] Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yobo Yobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.[/quote][/quote]He's just trolling.[/quote] THAT would be trolling. Well, even worse trolling, that is.[/quote]He was posting completely nonsensical sentences in multiple threads. He didn't include secks jokes, but I still list that as trolling.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.[/quote][/quote]He's just trolling.[/quote] THAT would be trolling. Well, even worse trolling, that is.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]Despicable cats run amok at blue sunrise and sleep only to the tune of death.[/quote][/quote]He's just trolling.

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  • [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]Despicable cats run amok at blue sunrise and sleep only to the tune of death.[/quote]

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  • i c wat u did thar door

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  • I'll throw a penny into the pit. Consider frogthetoad1's reply in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35205563&postRepeater1-p=1#35205622]this thread.[/url] I hope it's not already in there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy Three years and I've said nothing funny!?[/quote] I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and by the end of my life I'm probably going to say it at least 4-5 more times. I am only one person. If you want one of your funny quotes up there, PM me, or post it here.[/quote]Yeah, but what's the fun in that?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i Spark i phew.. no one has said the secret word yet.[/quote] What? That your name backwards is i kraps?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote]The waves of mediocrity never cease to crash upon this shore.[/quote] In the broad scale of the Internet... your post is insignificant. [/quote] Ha! See, it works both ways!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] w23eer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tacojack12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 Taco's?[/quote] Don't mess.[/quote]Your avatar suits your attitude.[/quote] Your attitude suits your avatar. Yeah, take it in.

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  • I've had to have [i] something [/i] good enough to make it up there. Anyway, read up K Mart in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=35383097]this[/url] thread. He is the by far the coolest mod.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl Touche Good Sir. How About we Sit down and have Halve a Bottle of Whiskey? I'll bring the Sedatives![/quote] Why would we need sedatives?[/quote] Well, It's quite Obvious you Would not let me Access your Orifices Willingly. . .[/quote] How's That?[/quote] Me again? And i remember that thread. I was scared to go to sleep that night.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl Touche Good Sir. How About we Sit down and have Halve a Bottle of Whiskey? I'll bring the Sedatives![/quote] Why would we need sedatives?[/quote] Well, It's quite Obvious you Would not let me Access your Orifices Willingly. . .[/quote] How's That?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.[/quote] *awesome face* Thankyouz. Also, squiggy, sorry, you're not on there.[/quote]Three years and I've said nothing funny!?[/quote] I've said it before, and I'll say it again, and by the end of my life I'm probably going to say it at least 4-5 more times. I am only one person. If you want one of your funny quotes up there, PM me, or post it here.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Cheese Lady I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?[/quote] Actually, I only put the ones in here that make me burst out laughing in real life. If I don't burst out laughing, then I don't add them.[/quote] May I ask, Why is my Pie one up there. . .It isn't that Funny =/ I've done better >.> <.<

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.[/quote] *awesome face* Thankyouz. Also, squiggy, sorry, you're not on there.[/quote]Three years and I've said nothing funny!?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.[/quote] *awesome face* Thankyouz. Also, squiggy, sorry, you're not on there. [Edited on 07.30.2009 4:00 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Cheese Lady I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?[/quote] Actually, I only put the ones in here that make me burst out laughing in real life. If I don't burst out laughing, then I don't add them.

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  • I don't feel like reading through 22 pages of this.....what are the good ones?

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  • You're faster than me. Or maybe it's because you come here more often. Thanks anyways.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.[/quote]I'll try... No wait, I won't. Hey, Fedilipo, do you know where it is?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big forum ppl r teh smrtst ppl evar!!1 there iq is liek ov3r 9000!!!!!11 ololololol[/quote] I was going to type ' IT'S OVER 9000?? ' but no, we're above that.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.[/quote]I'll try... No wait, I won't. Hey, Fedilipo, do you know where it is?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.[/quote] Actually, his was really original, if you can find it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat I'm in there twice =) For my over 9000 and camp rock references.[/quote]You're on there with a 9000 reference?! If that's true, I should be on there (supresses urge) quite a few times. But no.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand Holy crap I'm on there now?![/quote] So am I :D Lets Hang out and Swap Insurance Details![/quote]Yay!

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