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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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I made it! I feel that I now have a purpose in life!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Truth of TX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote] Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people. How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping? Once you've gone through that, [i]then[/i] you can question the workings of a dumb door.[/quote] Is this an attempt at humour? I'm confused :(
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Here's another one you can add: "I was minding my own business at school the other day when all of a sudden I was surrounded by screaming feminists. They had gnarled claws, horns, goat hoofs and made an unearthly hissing noise. They came out of a hole in the ground that led straight into hell where I could see Satan (Jenny Jones) directing her army. I thought I was done for when suddenly I remembered that I had a shotgun on me (with rounds of common sense). The feminists started to advance towards me, in all their unshaved armpit infamy, preaching anti-male rhetoric and singing "I am woman hear me roar." One of them jumped at me with a two edged blade of double standards, but I counterattacked with a pile of "Get a job." This kept her occupied, but there were more. I took out my shotgun and blasted 10 or 20 of them, but they kept respawning faster than I could finish them off. It was almost as if they had a hidden energy source. Suddenly I noticed the source of all my problems: music coming out from the pit of hell! It sounded like a mixture of Jewel, Celine Dion, Alanis Morissette and Loreena McKennitt all packed together for a mega dose of super suck. I had to act quick before the effects of the -blam!- music would turn me into a permanent dumbass. So I grabbed my shotgun and jumped into the pit. I fell through all the levels of hell, each level conveniently marked with signs saying "Level 1: Expensive Trendy Clothing, Level 2: Dance Clubs For Sluts and -blam!-s.." etc. until finally I reached the last level where Jenny Jones herself resides. She immediately tried to give me a makeover, but I busted out a can of woop ass wrapped in a package of "Shut the hell up," which seemed to wound her ego. She tried and tried, but couldn't get me to conform. Finally she blew up like a zit, and that's the end of my feminist story." [Edited on 08.07.2009 9:15 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Truth of TX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote] Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people. How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping? Once you've gone through that, [i]then[/i] you can question the workings of a dumb door.[/quote] LOOAWLOLOL THIS SHOULD BE IN HERE. You're an idiot.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote] About a year, then, I started a .txt document full of them, collecting quotes as I saw them.
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMfDCZC95rY]I hear this one alot.[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote] Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people. How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping? Once you've gone through that, [i]then[/i] you can question the workings of a dumb door.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote]Half the quotes are from V2, so I'm assuming not so long.
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Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ironmonger919 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Fizz Ninja I enjoyed the post about the lightbulb... Or is it "light bulb"?[/quote] no trust me im in the lightbulb industry its lightbulb[/quote] The top results on all searches for "lightbulb", "lightbulb industry", and "lightbulb" all come out with the term "light bulb." I hope you were fired a long time ago.
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Posted by: ITUNDRABOYI also watter is spelled with two Ts my spelling is correct. LOL
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Godavari Thanks to page 21, my total quotes on this thread has been raised to 10![/quote] More thanks to you. You are the one that sent me the quotes. Let this be a lesson to all of you. I am one person. Send me a quote if you think it is funny enough, from you, or from a fellow floodian.
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Thanks to page 21, my total quotes on this thread has been raised to 10!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door And if you think you've said something funny, why not quote yourself and post it here, or PM me it?[/quote] Think of it like this: It'd be much more flattering to have a record company come to you & want to sign your band, then to submit your band to be evaluated (if that's possible).
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Fizz Ninja I enjoyed the post about the lightbulb... Or is it "light bulb"?[/quote] no trust me im in the lightbulb industry its lightbulb
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ELA TONY Threads broken! im not in it :[[/quote] Excuse me, sir... Who are you? And if you think you've said something funny, why not quote yourself and post it here, or PM me it?
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Threads broken! im not in it :[
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheKilla88 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheKilla88 [quote]Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou lolwut? Learn Englihs retard.[/quote][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19853166]Oh Munter...[/url][/quote] Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?[/quote]I hadn't seen it before there and the day after that thread I saw it in a couple places. So for now I'll go with plausible. [/quote] lol, I wonder if it is. If it isn't, then I want to know where it started. And check page 22, Captain K Mart had a stroke of hilarity.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheKilla88 [quote]Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou lolwut? Learn Englihs retard.[/quote][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19853166]Oh Munter...[/url][/quote] Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?[/quote]I hadn't seen it before there and the day after that thread I saw it in a couple places. So for now I'll go with plausible.
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I am now announcing that the quote guide has been filled on page 21, and is now to continue on 22.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheKilla88 [quote]Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou lolwut? Learn Englihs retard.[/quote][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19853166]Oh Munter...[/url][/quote] Thread saved. Is that where the whole "Learn Englihs retard" thing started?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] apple sauce 1366 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChukNoris622 Cool story bro.[/quote] it is not a story it is a question dumb ass[/quote]
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[quote]Posted by: ImaGonnaGetYou lolwut? Learn Englihs retard.[/quote][url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=19853166]Oh Munter...[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.[/quote]c?[/quote] Then give him a doggy treat and he'll stop whimpering.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.[/quote]c?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yobo Yobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndIsNear NL [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSkullcrusher1 [b]Posted by:[/b] Gobo Gobo [quote]I LIKE B00BZ. BIG B00BZ.[/quote][/quote]He's just trolling.[/quote] THAT would be trolling. Well, even worse trolling, that is.[/quote]He was posting completely nonsensical sentences in multiple threads. He didn't include secks jokes, but I still list that as trolling.[/quote] Tender talk of the terrible only burns bread and butter.
