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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.[/quote] The truth hurts babycakes.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD IS TRYING WAY TOO HARD You're not funny. Please, just stop.[/quote] tell me about it....better yet, I can blend into the rest of the posts by saying.... lulz tell meh bout it! LMFAOGTFOBBQSAUCE /thread omg i hope my post makes it!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.[/quote] Hey! Don't be mean! This quote guide is not supposed to be used for any purposes other than laughing at the humor. And it's okay to make a favorites list, just don't get too overzealous.
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I really don't care what made your favorite quote list, and especially not if it's that long. On second thought, I don't think anyone really cares.
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These were good: wow thats alot of fail... ill name it failamanjaro Maybe the people who made the iPhone should make a console..Oh, I know what it would be called: iBlow, and the handheld version would be iSuck. I was wondering is the halo series fiction or non fiction? did it really happen? ..you don't want M$ to have your credit info, yet you created another one, only to give your credit info to purchase it... Utterly brilliant. i am a very articulate person. in engrish. I question your rediculously loose grasp on the english language, and therefore you lose. GOOD DAY SIR! well i want to clear halo of retards Best. Idea. Ever. You've got MY vote! Knives are sharp No, just the sharp ones. I'm just naturally dumd. priceless lolwut? Learn Englihs retard. FAILER, I feel sorry for you. do u mean "Failiure"? if so than u fail at spelling fail Some sort of substance, that when applied, allows two surfaces to stick to each other. Yes, that's an excellent idea! it shall be colored Green and Blue.... we shall call it.......Glue! Sure I'll buy a rank that I don't deserve, that will make me feel good about myself Viva Pinata had some intense firefights. im going to beat you to death with a wet noodle. and then im going to make your mom eat said noodle. [b]And my favorite: [/b] This list will continue to grow as everyone replies, depending on what people do concerning lightbulbs or something of the sort. Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? A) 1 to change the lightbulb and post about it 14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently. 1 to move it to the lighting forum 2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum 7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post 5 to flame the spell-checkers 6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts 9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" 3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp" 15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term 19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum 14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum 36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion 5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously 4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b" 28 to flame the flamers 9 to post poems about lightbulbs 12 to flame the poets 7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs 4 to report the links are broken 6 to fix the links 5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy 4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago" 13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs" 1 to post pr0n 12 to comment on the pr0n 1 to eat lightbulbs 2 to remain speechless And finally... 1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again. Too much scrolling though...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 You really suck at getting those top spots.[/quote] lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.[/quote] But at what cost... O.o[/quote] I can only hope that the moderators let it slide...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 You really suck at getting those top spots.[/quote] lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.[/quote] But at what cost... O.o
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 You really suck at getting those top spots.[/quote] lol yeah, I know... But hey, at least I got them in the end.
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You really suck at getting those top spots.
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Now that I have top of page, I will try once more to get another post... Please excuse this mess, moderators... I don't want to push the boundaries...
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*Tries for top of next page for the last time...*
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*PLEASE! GIVE ME TOP OF NEXT PAGE!*
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DARNIT! Moderators, please excuse my dust, I'm trying for the top of the next page...
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*Tries for top of page again, hopefully successfully*
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*Tries for top of page*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartan11bungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote][/quote] We like 4chan now? Or just the occasional thing that slips out of there, then when it has turned old, stale, and crusty, the flood finds it, washes it off, and loves it?[/quote] Mostly just the second option. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] Fix'd.[/quote] Made me lol, I'm adding it now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?[/quote][/quote] We like 4chan now? Or just the occasional thing that slips out of there, then when it has turned old, stale, and crusty, the flood finds it, washes it off, and loves it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NotGOWSam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be acting thick enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.[/quote] Fix'd.
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Wow. Translation fail on Gnades part.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.[/quote] 'Damn, I'm not there. I musn't be active enough. *Squeezes head till popping noise occurs* I better now!' Closest translation you'll get.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi[/quote] Wow...Im not even gonna try to figure out what language that is.
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do'g im nut gon der i msunotie bi atcineg fic anouut *squieses head till popping noise occurs* ai begga noi
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Finally brought myself to read this thread. I've appeared quite a few times, I guess that's the luxury that comes with being an active user of V2. Nice job, Door.
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A MINI, MALL!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Truth of TX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zipp117 Can you tell me for how long you have been on the Flood without collecting quotes?[/quote] Dumb Doors have nothing else to do, that, and be opened and closed by people. How would you feel if you were a door, a dumb one at that, and you had a person turn your knob, and that person that just turned your knob just got done fapping? Once you've gone through that, [i]then[/i] you can question the workings of a dumb door.[/quote] Is this an attempt at humour? I'm confused :([/quote] A failed one. As are half of the posts (or more) in response to this thread. Petty, painfully obvious attempts to make it onto the list.
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I made it! I feel that I now have a purpose in life!
