[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man Have I ever posted anything funny?[/quote]That is a very good question... Allow me to ask my associate. Mr. Mountain... Has this man ever posted anything funny? [url=http://i.imgur.com/kcg8w.jpg]Mr. Mountain:[/url][/quote] Why Mr Mountain I am quite impressed with your stature, my business partner and lover the Ocean has something she much desires to say to you... [url=http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/1912/seamani.jpg]Miss Ocean:[/url] [Edited on 07.16.2012 1:00 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Just post about your experiences with said thread and yahda yahda yahda. #100 pages[/quote]I was actually contemplating doing a read through of all of the quotes for an undetermined number of pages using my [url=http://soundcloud.com/adumbdoor/voice-acting-demo-2]voice acting talents[/url] to make things a bit more entertaining.

Just post about your experiences with said thread and yahda yahda yahda. #100 pages

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man Have I ever posted anything funny?[/quote]That is a very good question... Allow me to ask my associate. Mr. Mountain... Has this man ever posted anything funny? [url=http://i.imgur.com/kcg8w.jpg]Mr. Mountain:[/url]

Your mother.

It's up to you.

Have I ever posted anything funny?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Operation DUMBO The only way she could get more obvious would be to show up at your house naked with a sign that reads "do me."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter It's the Captain's uniform for the Millenium Falcon. The copilot's is that belt Chewie wears and nothing else. Lando's copilot was not in uniform.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grievous208 This is where I'd put my -blam!-s, IF I GAVE ANY!!![/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Subject: Are you a naive person?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GIDEON SIX No of course not. I don't believe in that kind of thing. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Gruntsworthy it'll be proven impossible, I can see it now[/quote]Hahaha I see what you did there oh God that was terrible.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Of course. My girlfriend is a different race than I.[/quote]You're the 100m and she's the 5K?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA S13RRA It is not like they are yelling... "Walkers are overpowered!". [/quote]The hell they aren't. They're immune to body shots and have a one hit kill melee, tell me that's not overpowered.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Super Hyper Alpha Double Dog I'm Not Just Ripping This off From 90s Era Street Fighter Titles...gen. SHADDINJRTOF9ESTgen. It has a certain ring to it. A ring of terribleness. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland You're right OP. Run outside and punch the gunman in the face. That'll teach him.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r c takedown So the world really is going to end in 2012.[/quote]At least we're going out in style.[/quote] [i]Gangnam[/i] style.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave "Hey Russia, we're blowing up the moon." "Why?" "Because -blam!- YOU, that's why!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x We routinely lock medical advice threads on the Flood out of concern for your own health and the worry that you will actually take some of the advice posted here. Please call or visit a medical professional if you are having medical issues.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone I don't NEED glasses! I can quit at any time I want![/quote]Dude. I think you're addicted to glasses.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tehplayer1 Walk up to her and just ask her out. What's the worst thing that could happen?[/quote]Her jock boyfriend walks up behind you and yells: "ARE YOU TALKING TO MY GIRLFRIEND BRO?" He then gives you a wedgie and twists your arm behind your back. Then he walks you outside and makes you say over and over again, at the top of your lungs, that you like guys, and want a hot time with Louis on the Chess Team. Then, after you started to cry, he pushes you on the ground and empties a trashcan on you, yelling to not talk to his girlfriend. She just looks on and giggles the whole time. You should do it OP. What's the worst that could happen.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capt Hair [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mvyorkie009 what are you going to set your string to? yorkie[/quote]To stun?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxExpungexX Yes it is[/quote]I'd agree with you if you weren't completely incorrect. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thisguyCAMEO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language Good sir, good you please make use of paragraphs? I would be so very grateful.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language good you please[/quote][/quote]fail so hard[/quote] [Edited on 01.02.2013 5:40 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] markwil1992 So how does it feel to embrace a facist idiology for the running of this forum?[/quote]I'm sorry, is this a serious thread? I apologize, I thought we were all have a little fun here. Don't be that guy. Additionally, I find your statement highly amusing for reasons that will become clear in the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bodom z Dear OP, What the hell is wrong with you?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacobwseibers Also this [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Reaganomics Anime > MLP[/quote][/quote]Hmm...exalted anime lover, anime coup, anime mentioned in post. Lemme guess. You hate anime.[/quote]Man you found me out.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathSkills I guess you should go see the wizard. I hear he has some courage for you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball I would not murder a man that tried to attack me but failed. There is no real reason at all to hate him. In reality I would feel sorry for him, for the terrible things that have happened to him to sink so low. I would eat his entrails. Sweet delicious entrails.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ulquiorra Cifer Hey I just met you and this is crazy! I have gun so get in the van.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan Well I have a problem With your face.[/quote]Oh, he went there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doc Bacon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin Pokeman #Something used Fissure! 1 BILLION LIONS FAINTED.[/quote]Imagine how long it would take to get through all the "exp. all" lines.[/quote]Assuming it would take 3 seconds to do each one, it would take 95 years. 4 seconds - 126 years 5 seconds - 158 years[/quote]You, I like you[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnthethird [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] johnthethird [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred Ah yes, it's meant for little kids blah blah blah. That's nice, deal with it. I mean, sure, they may like a show meant for little girls, but who's crying like one right now?[/quote]I actually have a grin on my face right now, but I'm guessing alot of bronies are as they see the error in their ways thanks to this thread. ... freaks[/quote]D'awww, look at him go! look guys! HE'S SO CUTE I COULD JUST PINCH HIS CHEEKS! IMA CALL HEM FLUTTER-SHY[/quote]see? this is an example of a freak. I can imagine some 40 year old dweller saying this about a pink pony.[/quote] Fluttershy is yellow. Get it right.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lightning Yuna No OP, all virgins are gone. Sacrificed to the mighty sea honey badger god. Sorry, you are out of luck.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Has Chris Hansen asked a single MLP fan to "have a seat over there"? No? Then why do people have a such a problem with them?[/quote]But those poor fictional ponies...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 Does anyone here heard of Tout?[/quote]Nice English Dark. [/quote]I was re-doing the sentence but I missed a word, :c.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle Yes. Because they will love me and we will get married and live somewhere tropical with out E-kids and go golfing sometimes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 >Me >Lucky Pick one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron The slogan reaches out to adults who wish so greatly to be children again. Upon purchasing the cereal, they feel their inner child begin to take hold, so they keep buying it. Eventually, they'll begin hoarding boxes in a desperate attempt to stave off adulthood. Once they realize that they simply cannot eat enough of it to keep the feeling alive anymore, and once their diet consists exclusively of Trix, they try something new. They crush the cereal into dust and begin to snort it, and the hallucinations of the rabbit that enter their mind make them feel young again. This drug is referred to by professionals as "kidcaine," since it's like cocaine but it causes you to feel intense nostalgia. At this point, the user will be buying so much Trix from the store that the police begin to investigate. If they continue purchasing the cereal, they'll easily be arrested. Which is where the ingenious part of the marketing comes in. Trix is sold at a slightly higher price to drug dealers, and then they sell it to the watch-listed users who are unable to get any from the store at a massively increased price until the profits are unimaginably high, all the while children are still enjoying their "exclusive" cereal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Well, you see, salt is just NaCl. Pronounced phonetically, it rhymes with Shackle, and due to the Einstein's Law of Semantics, it must be the same as its primary rhyme (also called a prhymary). Now, a shackle is what binds someone, and so a high salt buffer (note: high refers to drugs, which are illegal and may cause one to be arrested and in shackles) binds to, or sticks to, anything that is hydrophilic, as a hydrophile is another name for someone who loves water, and water is unable to consent, so it's illegal to have sex with it, which is the end goal of a hydrophile. Basically, being a hydrophile is illegal, and so is being high, so they're shackled together. Hope that helps.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What do Astronauts do when their noses itch?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Picklesandgravy I heard that they put a small piece of velcro on the inside of the helmet shield for that purpose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I looked out the kitchen window.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I lied face down on the bed.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So I looked at a car crash.[/quote]My girlfriend told me to look at the world from her view. So i looked at my crotch.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMuNcHmOnKeYxX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA STRIKE come at me.[/quote]I came[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Is there a way to download every single thread?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MacrabreMonster Who would want to preserve The Flood?[/quote]Foreruners. Lrn2Halo.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: I threw the sandwich back at her, did I do the right thing?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat Did you offer to help her change her top afterwards? If not, you choked. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestSeptagon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Centurion117 My ex insulted Halo. Heretic...[/quote]Is that why she's your ex?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK windgardium leviosa [/quote]You're saying it wrong.[/quote]You do it, then, if you're so clever.[/quote]It's [i]Wingardium Leviosa,[/i] not Windgardium Leviosa.[/quote]You have no friends.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Harbinger >Be Unngoy >Decide to enlist in military >Carry around a massive gas tank everywhere I go >Stationed on massive ring like structure >Be eating from food nipples with friends >Hear something >Giant green monster shows up >Starts blowing -Blam!- up >Friends are dead >Their heads explode into confetti for some reason >Green monster walks up to me >Scared as hell >Ducks down >Starts to violate me >Start crying >Continues for a whole five minutes >Runs away >Still haunts me to this day[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestSeptagon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx The games are cannon, not the books. Games came first and without the games, no books. end of story nuff said period, end thread.[/quote]I hate it when my games turn into a cannon.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread asking if anyone downloads things illegally[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Technoxious Nice try record companies.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle the reel questchin iz will they go owt wif me[/quote]do you even lift?[/quote]bro i live to lift[/quote]bro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] randomrosso This thread has as much discussion value as a brick wall.[/quote]Looks like you don't talk to walls enough, friend.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] razzat apology for poor english when were you when john lenin dies? i was sat at home eating -blam!- butter when pjotr ring 'john is kill' 'no'[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackHeaven I set up a free testing booth so local woman can find out if they have it or not. Most of the time I'm unsure, so I just refer them to their doctor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garland [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire Someone was telling me about the book the other day. Apparently it's like reading a videogame. Somehow. Edit: I just watched the trailer. Wow.[/quote]I really hope nobody tries to make a video game adaptation of this movie that's an adaptation of a book that reads like a video game.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Hitler was an only child.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe Hitler had parents??[/quote] [Edited on 11.09.2012 8:41 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai Now this is the story all about how My life got flipped, turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I got in one little fight and i got stabbed. because west philly fights don't end well.[/quote]And the memory still remains.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hylebos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hellfire3600 Where's Gandalf? :O[/quote]For I much desire to speak with him.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread Title: Longest you have gone without sleep?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter 81 hours because I saw a couple guys do it on TV and I'm quite impressionable.[/quote]I just spit a bit of water onto my keyboard from laughing because I thought you were saying you saw two guys banging.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bobcast On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChecmicalEnvy Why do people gangbang?[/quote]Well your mom does it for the lucrative paychecks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire Do you think people on Waypoint talk about us as much as we talk about them?[/quote]Hardly.[/quote]I heard they told 4chan that we were pregnant and got our make-up from Wal Mart.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Foton Girls are impressed with the size of Sgt. Johnson.[/quote]So you must have a big TV.[/quote]I'm happy with my screen. No reason to upgrade.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando [i]Four bans and seven Porch Days ago our fathers brought forth on this forum, a spam pit, conceived in Off Topic debate, and dedicated to the proposition that all Flood are created equally stupid.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamma617g Call of Duty can be likened to the Flood's namesake parasite. It is the single greatest threat to videological diversity in the Industry. Call of duty may be the next step of evolution for gaming, but I'll be damned if I won't counter it on every single front.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage Because of communists.[/quote]What?[/quote][i]Exactly[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S 24993 JAMES [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 Are there circumstances under which it is possible for the absence of evidence of the affirmative of a statement to be considered evidence of the negative of that statement?[/quote]...Was that English?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ice Penjamin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Donald Trump[/quote]Didn't you have, like, 3 wives?[/quote]YOU'RE FIRED![/quote]Whatever. I didn't come on this show to make [i]friends[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zoobkillerninja He and a friend have built a pretty good world so fare with castes and pyramids but we have run out of ideas... So flood i ask you what should I built in minecraft? can be anything. Also it is xbox version.[/quote]Build a nether portal to PC version.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sexy man O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox O Xbox Xbox[/quote]girlfriend. u mad bro?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dodge Reborn I put on trousers in the morning to go to the shower and take them off again. Not because of people seeing me but because I like wearing trousers. [/quote]TROUSERS ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sandtrap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DynamicVamp Cut off one head, and six shall grow back.[/quote]Hydra ain't got nothing on TV garbage.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M4L1K jr Let's use it on a Bungie employee. Destiny shall be revealed![/quote]Stosh: toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast bobcast: OROPHARYNX. NASAL MUCOSA. AIR ENTRY BILATERAL. Recon: Some weird essay about a flood topic Foman: Achronos: What did you say about me, you piece of sh1t? I'll have you know that I'm trained in gorilla warfare...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach Guys. Spongebob runs parallel to Halo. The fish used to be hyper intelligent beings until they were wiped out by the Halo array. After that, the devolved fish samples on Installation 04 had to evolve again. Humanity discovers this through a terminal in Halo 4, thus leading to some top ranking black operations officials (Patchy the pirate, the doctor in the "Suds" episode) sympathizing and attempting to contact the fish. The entire Spongebob saga has been leading up to the fish challenging humanity for the Mantle. An Ancient Evil Arises indeed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rayzor1995 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 Halo: Reach.[/quote]What[/quote]Halo: Reach 2 is coming out in a few months.[/quote]I think it's nice your hatewagon has spinning rims.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Harbinger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp Chinese Master Race[/quote]Your navy sucks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoodBritinusa [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai tell her: her tits are wonky her twats massive she has lunchlady arms she has man shoulders she's fat she has a bold spot you've -blam!- guys that are better than her in bed you slept with her best friend[/quote]erm... Most of these will get you either killed, or the reputation of being ghey[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shortD42 is aBK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 Guys. I hate to burst your bubble.... But I'm over 9000. Just thought... I'd let you guys know..[/quote]Why? Are you... Talking like this? I just.... Wanted to know...[/quote]Because... This is how I talk... While having... Sex..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smashyoudown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smashyoudown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave New account yesterday? Seems legit.[/quote]Alt. And if you bothered to read at least half of it, you'd realize it's not spam. [i]It means something.[/i][/quote]You are homosex for chief?[/quote]No. You missed the point. Leave now, please.[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY]Do you need a hero?[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Violet If I could do that, I'd be going back to the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Now I now how it feels for the women when the guy is underwhelming in bed.[/quote]You say that as if you've previously experienced it from the other side.[/quote]I've heard stories... On the internet....[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread about no flag dropping in Halo 4[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RustedEdge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Future of MLG Never gonna let you go[/quote]Never gonna give you up[/quote]Never gonna run around, and desert you[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dratron I find women are like phones. They liked to be talked to and love to be held, but push one wrong button and you get disconnected.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unit 076 That chemical weapon from WWI? Yeah, now the government re-purposed it as a condiment[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SwagRaptor My cat spilled wine on my laptop keyboard. Coincidentally, the caps lock key now works.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ttarpsman Quick! You don't have much time, rip your computer out of its wall and toss it through the nearest window and assume the position under the nearest table. You only have mere seconds by now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aTALLmidget [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker EA? 2012? Free DLC? *Dies laughing* It costs money.[/quote]You just died laughing. How are you still posting??[/quote] [b][u]You are now emperor of the Universe[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam I'd make living in the Universe illegal. Punishable by death. Executions would be carried out by a legion of astoundingly attractive nude women. Don't say I never did anything for you Flood. -edit- Stupid typos! They'll all pay. PAY! PAAAAAAAAY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArchNinja64 If I freeze time, was it really only for five minutes?[/quote]That's deep, bro.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread about virus causing snakes to tie themselves into knots[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HD PVR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien How am I going to use them as condoms if they're knotted? [/quote]Don't worry - garden snakes aren't affected by this.[/quote] [Edited on 09.08.2012 11:36 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] You are JeaIous Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 07840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Behind the Visor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not Batman I want a gif of Korra bending[/quote]..Over?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a Mass Effect 3 thread[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man It was pretty disappointing.[/quote]You're just pissed they killed you off.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T1d3 Is it a bird?! Is it a plane?! NO IT'S THE BANHAMMER![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] one rabid bunny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] S 24993 JAMES *Pokes link*[/quote]*Throws rock* Link: *Hisses* *Leaves thread*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 I read that as "tyrannosaurus..."[/quote][url=http://i.imgur.com/ER8TQ.jpg] Relevant. [/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] R0flc0pt3r Maybe he was active in the privates... [i]really active[/i][/quote]You really need to reword that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehTriple226 My first encounter with a giant.[/quote]The Nordic Space Program is always in need for volunteers.[/quote] [b][u]Asking for minecraft mods to recommend in Minecraft[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach Take Foman[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote]Do you know of any original gamertags [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo HAlo_ halo[/quote] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 Here, we observe the infamous Halo Community in its natural environment: The Internet. [i]"Halo never changes!"[/i] [i]"Halo has changed too much!"[/i] [i]"Halo is being too unoriginal!"[/i] Crikey![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Flag [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] conor mc ireland Uts ncwe0[IEONEOIGNOQUNGO[/quote]Well said.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SergeantFlood [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup Use capital letters, and I might answer your question.[/quote]YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?[/quote]nO, LIKE THIS. yOU SEE, op DIDN'T TAKE eNGLISH IN mIDDLE sCHOOL.[/quote]No. It'S lIkE tHiS, oBvIoUsLy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adam Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adam Jensen I wonder.[/quote]I bet replacements for your organs are...[i]interesting[/i]...[/quote]... I never asked for this.[/quote]Dotes:In a thread about Organ Donors [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P3P5I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AgileNaruto001 You only dream that you could run up to a speed of 23 MPH and win countless medals and be set for life with so many endorsements and trophies that you wouldn't have to do anything but what you love, breaking records and cashing checks.[/quote]Curiosity runs at 13,000 mph.[/quote]Possibly the best response ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dry turtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dry turtle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe [i]Sits at stool staring gloomily into drink[/i][/quote][i]Rowdily breaks glass bottle over head[/i][/quote][i]Slumps onto the floor unconscious[/i][/quote]Aw... don't be like that[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cats [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien The OP is made of a gelatin based product. [/quote]No i just hate to see people get rewarded for nothing when I work so hard to get what I have. Although I do jiggle when you poke me.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: There was a fire[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee Whoever caused it is gonna be [i]fired[/i]. That was the worst pun ever. Oh well, hope things get better, I guess.[/quote]That joke went down in flames.[/quote]I thought it was pretty hot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] husky1994 I used to think facepalm meant shoving your palm into someone else's face, like the karate move.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TFU244 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] randomrosso I'm sorry, but if anyone is actually posting their exact date of birth online... wow. Come on guys. [/quote]What evils do you believe can come of posting your birthday online? [i]Oh teh nooeeessssss!!!!! I posted my birthday on Teh Flood, now all of them mysteriously know my Social Security number! How did this happen!!!????[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 So, let me get this straight. This scene out of a tacky movie takes place in your life and you're here posting about it on your computer instead of... well?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aang the Avatar By the nine divines! Did you just call me a nerd, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're dead, milk-drinker.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 n jbuugtcolbijhblk,k npu9g8iigyklcutsdyi6kjbm jmv,.uig;lbj;utpgpguovl khbg[/quote]Quality band. I love their album "f=8asf-0u54fne".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SweetTRIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] John Frusciante [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xanarxses Why not embrace it?[/quote]Uh, how about no? I like friends. I like girls. I've been through the hellhole known as "the shy kid stigma" and I'm not going back. No, not this year! I'm climbing out -blam!-, FREEEEEEEE BIIIIIIIIRD[/quote] I should caution that freeing your bird in front of female student is almost a sure way to get suspended.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redonkulous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Facts [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi OP vs. the next person who posts.[/quote]Ok :([/quote]Oh my.. If Facts dies, then the world as we know it will end.[/quote]Facts vs. Secrets. Damn.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I have one rule about drinking that is so surefire, it could be considered a law. Recon's First Law of Drinking: "If you have to sit or lay down, remember that you can't fall off of the floor."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maiq [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeadOrigin Yeah, I went camping for 5 days, did -blam!- loads of drugs and made myself be completely wide awake for all those days. Now I sleep fine.[/quote]Why do I highly doubt what you say?[/quote]Because YOU LIE![/quote] [Edited on 08.21.2012 3:20 AM PDT]

This archive requires more me....

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CH3LS3A L3G3ND Repoted.[/quote] Yes. Yes, indeed, my friend.

Repoted.

Subject: What would happen if I plugged in my iPhone Into my Xbox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PQ9 Well the two devices would begin fighting for dominance as they were programmed to do in a situation like this. The iPhone being smaller obviously has quicker actions. However the xbox is xboxhuge so it is most definitely the stronger of the two. It really depends on your arena or room this is taking place in. If the iPhone gets cornered then its screwed, theres no way it would stand up in a fair fight. However if it can manage to hide itself then it may be able to take the xbox by surprise and unplug it for an easy takedown. [/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint. [/quote] You just need to start saying funny, er, sayings. Alternatively, you could say things that aren't funny, but submit them to Door anyway. Observe: Grapefruit. *PMs Door"[/quote]Why the -blam!- did I just get hit with one of [url=http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/grapefruit.jpg]these?[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint. [/quote] I haven't really bothered to scout anything out. But I was told i'm on here somewhere. [Edited on 07.10.2012 6:16 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint. [/quote] You just need to start saying funny, er, sayings. Alternatively, you could say things that aren't funny, but submit them to Door anyway. Observe: Grapefruit. *PMs Door"

This thread lacks an uncertain me. I am disappoint.

My favorite thread

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TopWargamer Porridge rhymes with orange....how come nobody mentions that? So technically....a real word does rhyme with orange. [/quote]Yeah! And several other words too! "Moose" "Oil Slick" "Running" And tons of others![/quote]

*sighs* still wish I was in here....

Wow... Just to fill you guys in, I was in L.A. over the weekend (look for a Blue Spy on the internet at Anime Expo 2012, it might be me) doing con stuff, and just got back today and find 8 messages in my PM box and a whole -blam!-ton of stuff in this thread, mostly people demanding to be put in. 1. Thanks for the submissions, you loyal submitters. You know who you are (Hujgup, D Pear, etc.) 2. You will not be added in for simply requesting to be put in. I have neither the time nor the patience to read through every single person's post history to find funny stuff. Submit individual posts, not people (Including yourselves). 3. I actually had a dream about the Flood Funny Sayings thread in LA where someone dumped a whole post full of posts which required me to hold off on them until I got to the top of the next page. Wonder if it's a sign... [Edited on 07.02.2012 10:46 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] one rabid bunny I require more me in this thread.[/quote][/quote]

And from that day forward, no Flood could ever eat Cheerios again.

the human race: most advanced species on this planet, yet we can still be killed by just about everything