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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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I would've just did the department of redundancy department one, but then I realized I got it from this thread. So I'll just nod my head in agreement. *nods head in agreement* [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert[/quote]Techincally, you just tripled negatived. Way to mess up that insult to my mess up.[/quote] [url=http://www.maxauto.co.za/misc/stfu-baby.jpg] You guys are annoying.[/url][/quote] Sorry old chap, were just being redundant, old chap[/quote]
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New Orleans is were all the -blam!- happens.... *pushes Pheer*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monitor 16807 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door No one calls me A Smart Door for nothing. *[/quote]Fix'd[/quote] What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert[/quote]Techincally, you just tripled negatived. Way to mess up that insult to my mess up.[/quote] [url=http://www.maxauto.co.za/misc/stfu-baby.jpg] You guys are annoying.[/url][/quote] Sorry old chap, were just being redundant, old chap
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door No one calls me A Smart Door for nothing. *[/quote]Fix'd[/quote] What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert[/quote]Techincally, you just tripled negatived. Way to mess up that insult to my mess up.[/quote] [url=http://www.maxauto.co.za/misc/stfu-baby.jpg] You guys are annoying.[/url] [Edited on 08.16.2009 11:56 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door No one calls me A Smart Door for nothing. *[/quote]Fix'd[/quote] What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert[/quote]Techincally, you just tripled negatived. Way to mess up that insult to my mess up.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RvB Rocks95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door No one calls me A Smart Door for nothing. *[/quote]Fix'd[/quote] What double negative inserter program do you use? I dont use the not Nega-insert
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door No one calls me A Smart Door for nothing. Retarded, lifeless fanboy! Away!!!! *flies off a building, only to realize he can't fly* *splat*[/quote]Fix'd
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They don't call me A Smart Door for nothing. Up, Up, and Away!!!! *flies off*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door Hi there.[/quote] name phail[/quote] This coming from a guy with "Ph33r Th3R3aper" as a name?[/quote] Exactly :D Finally someone who understands logic :D
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door Hi there.[/quote] name phail[/quote] This coming from a guy with "Ph33r Th3R3aper" as a name?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Smart Door Hi there.[/quote] name phail
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Hi there.
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Having ADD is lik- OH! Look at that!
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[quote]I wuz pleyin big-teem becuz itz teh U83|2 1337est game evr!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111 Wen sudnly dere wuz dis shinY 0r4ng3 thin... so im liek OK wtf is taht ting?? wen i goed to infestigate i puntchd it and i asploded!!!!!! it sayed if id liek to boot teh asshoel hoow btrayelled mee adn soz i boootd him. i was soooooo agnry cuz it edned mah spree of 3!!! 2 moer for teh killin spreh!!!! avter teh gaem teh f46 i boootd sended me a mssage taht was liek why ddi u booot meh? i will kill ur perentzz in teh nite!! he sounted britttsh soz im liek, go fix ur teef b4 we newk ur countri lolololololol. teh onli gewd britsh tings iz teh spiec gurlz nd hery podder. but teh secnd herly ploder was ghey cuz wtf was taht snke fing. i onli rlly likd it wen hery killd it wif dat sord. cuz sordz are teh leetest wepon. dey r evn leetr den deh Assult gun and teh shutgn. teh onli fing dat beets sord is teh roketz cuz dey make ecksplozionz wich can beet stab woundz frum teh sord. taht is y sordz an rocetz are taek mor skilz tehn teh BR, nd teh snipr rfle. waht cowerdz kill yew frum far uway wif a skop insted of close rnge wif a roket??!?!?!?!?!?!!!! tahts y i dunt pleh MLJ cuz wen i doo all teh ppl stndbie my nad thei dont' evn hav shutgn???!?!?! wtf??? i onli pley swta 4 shwutgons nd if itz teh stupid BR sterts i tunr of my xbockz nd beet my d0g rlentlessley!!! Taht iz y tirpmins r ovrpwerd an tey shold ned mayb 8 trpmins 2 kill sum1 and 9 1/2 2 kill mongooz. alzo mongooz is gud but thy shuld maek it betr by addin a terret liek in teh WORTHAWG1!!1!1 Alzo it shud go teh saem sped az teh werthoog adn hav 3 seets. edeited fur gramer [/quote]Someone just made a thread how Tripmines are owerpowered, actually made me rofl [Edited on 08.15.2009 5:47 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MuffinMan249 Hat jemand wirklich weit sogar beschlossen, auch gehen wollen, eher wie?[/quote] "Did anyone really even decided to even want to go, rather like?" Haha I think it was meant to be a German translation of the (in)famous, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" Haha interwebz translation fail! [Edited on 08.15.2009 4:33 PM PDT]
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Hat jemand wirklich weit sogar beschlossen, auch gehen wollen, eher wie?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pokezilla Linked [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Starasp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pokezilla Linked [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The_Starasp Add Longcat and Tacgnol in there also. [/quote] Who and what?[/quote] The great forces behind Catnarok. There will be omens and memes There will be omens and memes Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time. Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. All iPods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels. It will be the Day of Reckoning. Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious caek. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly. [/quote] Sounds like /b/. In other words: lame.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Theliahh Oh my god, we just passed 666 posts. Whoever posted above me, you're in trouble. ;)[/quote]Door's going to hell.
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Oh my god, we just passed 666 posts. Whoever posted above me, you're in trouble. ;)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caragnafog dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnderTheKnif3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote]Oh, so we can all lose IQ?[/quote]/b/ is much wittier and more entertaining than the Flood. You're 12.[/quote] Actually, I find the sense being balanced by the illogical mess to be quite humorous. In The Flood, at least. [Edited on 08.14.2009 11:45 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnderTheKnif3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote]Oh, so we can all lose IQ?[/quote]/b/ is much wittier and more entertaining than the Flood. You're 12.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] frondew Door, you may be all holy, but I know one thing you CAN'T stop Random erections ~fron[/quote] Actually, I have trained myself to suppress, and stop those.[/quote]YEAHRIGHT ~fron[/quote] Yeah, it is right. I have actually trained myself to transfer blood to more important parts of my body.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart You know what? I look up sometimes, and I see squirrels in my back yard! So ha, I have you beat! And then this one time, this guy was all "Let's pick teams!" And this other was all "Squirrel!" First guy: "Let's pick teams!" Second guy "Squirrel!" Then about 10 of us joined in with the squirrel chant as we walked down the field following our leader. Then we ran out of field.[/quote]............Im not gonna even bother.....[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote] *Ahem* "Flood Funny Sayings" I believe the title explains it all...[/quote] ........
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote] *Ahem* "Flood Funny Sayings" I believe the title explains it all...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FinaI Thought They all sucked. Now let's get some /b/ quotes in here.[/quote]Oh, so we can all lose IQ?
