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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • You social life ended. end of post.

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  • I recognize most of those names. What has happened to this forum?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GangstaGrunt132 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] siahsargus Hey, I'm at the back of the post! I wonder if anyone ever looks back here. . . *starts jacking off*. This is so -blam!- fun! No one will ever find me. -blam!- those -blam!- heads bwah hah hah! You know, I hate forum spam, but I feel like misquoting someone else's quote of a quote of a huge huge wall of text. And merly writing "blame stosh". Good day, sirs.[/quote] Found you *slapps across face*[/quote] Trying too hard.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI *submit terribly unfunny attempt for humor here*[/quote] Accepted attempt at unfunny humor Good job, you fulfilled the guidelines of your post. In all seriousness, guys, those of you attempting humor in this thread will not get put in due to the fact that it is already in the thread, so I don't have to archive it.[/quote] Ha Owned!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI *submit terribly unfunny attempt for humor here*[/quote] Accepted attempt at unfunny humor Good job, you fulfilled the guidelines of your post. In all seriousness, guys, those of you attempting humor in this thread will not get put in due to the fact that it is already in the thread, so I don't have to archive it.

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  • *submit terribly unfunny attempt for humor here*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] siahsargus Hey, I'm at the back of the post! I wonder if anyone ever looks back here. . . *starts jacking off*. This is so -blam!- fun! No one will ever find me. -blam!- those -blam!- heads bwah hah hah! You know, I hate forum spam, but I feel like misquoting someone else's quote of a quote of a huge huge wall of text. And merly writing "blame stosh". Good day, sirs.[/quote] Found you *slapps across face*

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  • forgot to quote

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  • Found you *slapps across face*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Flood Sniper You're worried about your gold running out, while you still have 7 months left? Ok, buddy, you're getting added to the hitlist. [i]The Flood Sniper, Assassin For Hire[/i][/quote] Also, to people who are trying to get on the list, stop :] The people who are on there didn't even try, and if you aren't on there you simply don't belong on there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx Sonic: WHAT IS IT, TAILS! Tails:It's an emergency! Eggman just got fatter! Sonic: Pfft, that's not an - Tails is crushed by Eggmanzilla[/quote] Stop trying, you suck.[/quote]Agreed.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx Sonic: WHAT IS IT, TAILS! Tails:It's an emergency! Eggman just got fatter! Sonic: Pfft, that's not an - Tails is crushed by Eggmanzilla[/quote] Stop trying, you suck.

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  • This comment.

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  • Sonic: WHAT IS IT, TAILS! Tails:It's an emergency! Eggman just got fatter! Sonic: Pfft, that's not an - Tails is crushed by Eggmanzilla

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  • I have a really good entry. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=36253409]Read what Duardo says before locking at bottom of second page.[/url] [Edited on 08.24.2009 1:19 AM PDT]

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  • This should have been added to the Flood Library a long time ago. *does so now* Because I know that having it where no one ever looks is something you'll cherish.

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  • Y halo thur!

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  • i saved myself by readin ALL this by scrolling down lulz.. nice topic do

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Yeah I get you now. Hopefully door isn't dumb enough to think that.[/quote] Yeah, I Guess so. . .Door is Remarkably Smart for a Dumb Door. . .Well, actually, He never told us the Context that "Dumb" was being used in. Most of us have thought it Had to do with Intellilectual Levels, however it Could be reffering to being Mute. Both are Resonable.[/quote] Jeezus dude, what is it with you and capitalizing? And no, im not trying to be "funny" or "witty" I would like to know the answer. [Edited on 08.23.2009 7:04 PM PDT]

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  • ohhhhhh

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.[/quote] whats famoosing?[/quote]Famoose.[/quote] -_- Yeah nice hint.... I dont know what that means either[/quote]... Famous. :P

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.[/quote] whats famoosing?[/quote]Famoose.[/quote] -_- Yeah nice hint.... I dont know what that means either

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.[/quote] whats famoosing?[/quote]Famoose.

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  • Lawlawl. Fail.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.[/quote] whats famoosing?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 I would love to have a quote in this thread. Can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaasssseee?[/quote]I'm guessing you want internet famoosing, right? Aint gonna happen.

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