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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Wow. Translation fail on Gnades part.[/quote] Quite close actully, I thought he had quite a acurate transolation.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door And maybe the mods should lock this to avoid people making this go too off-topic, and only unlock it for about 5 minutes at a time to allow me to add quotes in large dumps?[/quote] In those 5 minutes I will post the largest amount of crap possible in your thread

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]This is an epic example of thread derailment... LEARN FROM IT![/url] And try not to do it here. Please, stay on-topic, don't try to be funny here, or just plain don't post here.[/quote] Change your damn text colour I can't see the links. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.[/quote] You might want to change that part, people try to be funny because you asked them to. Besides, who is going to read this post BEFORE they respond.[/quote] Mostly talking to the people who keep trying to be funny here anyway. This place is for a collection of quotes and funny sayings that have come from The Flood in general, but it is not supposed to be from this thread.[/quote] Yeah, but I think its being misinterpreted to be 'post what you think is funny'. Good ol' flood. oh and [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skillet98 You don't get Recon. Recon gets you.[/quote] Rawr![/quote][/quote] Thanks. Added. And maybe the mods should lock this to avoid people making this go too off-topic, and only unlock it for about 5 minutes at a time to allow me to add quotes in large dumps?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]This is an epic example of thread derailment... LEARN FROM IT![/url] And try not to do it here. Please, stay on-topic, don't try to be funny here, or just plain don't post here.[/quote] Change your damn text colour I can't see the links. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.[/quote] You might want to change that part, people try to be funny because you asked them to. Besides, who is going to read this post BEFORE they respond.[/quote] Mostly talking to the people who keep trying to be funny here anyway. This place is for a collection of quotes and funny sayings that have come from The Flood in general, but it is not supposed to be from this thread.[/quote] Yeah, but I think its being misinterpreted to be 'post what you think is funny'. Good ol' flood. oh and [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skillet98 You don't get Recon. Recon gets you.[/quote] Rawr![/quote] [Edited on 09.01.2009 8:54 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]This is an epic example of thread derailment... LEARN FROM IT![/url] And try not to do it here. Please, stay on-topic, don't try to be funny here, or just plain don't post here.[/quote] Change your damn text colour I can't see the links. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.[/quote] You might want to change that part, people try to be funny because you asked them to. Besides, who is going to read this post BEFORE they respond.[/quote] Mostly talking to the people who keep trying to be funny here anyway. This place is for a collection of quotes and funny sayings that have come from The Flood in general, but it is not supposed to be from this thread.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] haloassas err i have a message for i c weiner? The message says do a barrel roll. Wait a minute have i just been barrel rolled? [/quote] Apollo here this guy comes!

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  • err i have a message for i c weiner? The message says do a barrel roll. Wait a minute have i just been barrel rolled?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]This is an epic example of thread derailment... LEARN FROM IT![/url] And try not to do it here. Please, stay on-topic, don't try to be funny here, or just plain don't post here.[/quote] Change your damn text colour I can't see the links. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.[/quote] You might want to change that part, people try to be funny because you asked them to. Besides, who is going to read this post BEFORE they respond. [Edited on 09.01.2009 3:52 AM PDT]

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  • lol door

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]This is an epic example of thread derailment... LEARN FROM IT![/url] And try not to do it here. Please, stay on-topic, don't try to be funny here, or just plain don't post here. [Edited on 08.31.2009 10:36 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mesprit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Angry Hobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?[/quote] What?! Of course not![/quote] Seriously, who uses alts anymore? >.>[/quote] What the -blam!- is an alt?[/quote] An alternate account. They are mostly used for either a new name or to circumvent a ban.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Angry Hobo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?[/quote] What?! Of course not![/quote] Seriously, who uses alts anymore? >.>[/quote] What the -blam!- is an alt?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SCIFREEK i like pie[/quote] Just shut the -blam!- up.

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  • i like pie

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?[/quote] What?! Of course not![/quote] Seriously, who uses alts anymore? >.>

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?[/quote] What?! Of course not!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?[/quote] Half of the Flood already is.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.[/quote] YOU? ARE AN ALT?

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  • I have 3 quotes on here, :D None on Ditto though.

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  • Way to ruin this thread with unfunny jokes

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI *submit terribly unfunny attempt for humor here*[/quote] Accepted attempt at unfunny humor Good job, you fulfilled the guidelines of your post. In all seriousness, guys, those of you attempting humor in this thread will not get put in due to the fact that it is already in the thread, so I don't have to archive it.[/quote] You need to learn the difference between mockery out of annoyance and blatantly stupid humor attempts. And my post was NOT the latter. I'm tired of the stupid -blam!- humor attempts that I keep seeing, my post was in NO way an attempt in the slightest for humor. If you really think it is, you're an idiot.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VaselineOnToast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE I had ran out of ammo.[/quote]It's either "I ran out of ammo" or "I had run out of ammo". Decide, please.[/quote] Never.[/quote]

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  • I just lost the game. = ( HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! take that

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cr4sh Dummy I recognize most of those names. What has happened to this forum? [/quote]Of course you recognize them, they're from V2.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon You social life ended. Ha mine ended a LOOOOOONG time ago, you don't need to remind me.

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  • You social life ended. end of post.

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