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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Treinstation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCheezBurgalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCheezBurgalr Its the flood, what do you expect, a superintelligent race of hybrid human beings? No. This place is filled with idiots who are just about as dumb as the flood itself. Duh.[/quote] I quoted myself XD[/quote] Well you definitely proved your point [/quote] Indeed... Now, yet another reminder. I am not going to be adding what you guys say that appear in this thread, seeing as it's already in this thread. PM me the quotes if you want them on the list, or post an already-made quote from another thread, not this one.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCheezBurgalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCheezBurgalr Its the flood, what do you expect, a superintelligent race of hybrid human beings? No. This place is filled with idiots who are just about as dumb as the flood itself. Duh.[/quote] I quoted myself XD[/quote] Well you definitely proved your point

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheCheezBurgalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Taco 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia Don't worry OP, I think you're pretty gifted... with being a f#$%ing dumbass.[/quote] The word you want is "at" not "with", smart one. Alright, I'm leaving. I was hoping that this thread would start an interesting discussion about the human mind, but I guess not. It seems like everyone can do that.[/quote] Its the flood, what do you expect, a superintelligent race of hybrid human beings? No. This place is filled with idiots who are just about as dumb as the flood itself. Duh.[/quote] I quoted myself XD [Edited on 09.09.2009 7:39 PM PDT]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Win or Fail FREE HI-JACKING!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fail [/quote][/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Spy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX 777![/quote]Cheater you posted 6 times in a row[/quote] Liars go to hell.[/quote] JHOX isn't cool Hey it's not so bad down here!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Spy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX 777![/quote]Cheater you posted 6 times in a row[/quote] Liars go to hell.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX 777![/quote]Cheater you posted 6 times in a row [Edited on 09.09.2009 4:06 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX 777![/quote]778, now.

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  • 777! I JUST POSTED THE 777TH POST IN THIS THREAD!!!!! GIVE ME A COOKIE! [Edited on 09.09.2009 4:06 PM PDT]

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  • It would be so awesome....

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  • Hey....

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  • *posts in boredom*

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  • I was going to add something about K Mart, but I forgot.

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  • Definitely maybe yesterday.

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  • Hello there fine gentlemen, what is being performed with the utmost respect for others in this thread?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gnademassica117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Wow. Translation fail on Gnades part.[/quote] Quite close actully, I thought he had quite a acurate transolation.[/quote] Hehe, clever use of alts it seems.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 If you both take a step back, and look at what you're saying from an unbiased perspective, you can clearly see you sound plain stupid, like a babbling infant.[/quote] lol now it looks like I've been talking to myself :\ Could you explain how I sound stupid? All I've done is defend my argument that overkill is not funny and should stop trying.

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  • If you both take a step back, and look at what you're saying from an unbiased perspective, you can clearly see you sound plain stupid, like a babbling infant.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx I told you have a retarded point.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx And YOU make no sense, for I have pointed out the idiocy of your previous statement. Anyone who cannot understand what I said must either incredibly ignorant or just plain stupid. [/quote] Wow. Okay, All you have done to 'point out my idiocy' is simply say its an idiotic point (first quote). This is a baseless statement that holds no value because you haven't backed it up with reasoning, you haven't proved anything. My point isn't retarded either, YOU ARE bad at humour and YOU SHOULD stop trying. How do I not make sense? You are simply saying I have no argument because you said so. My point is not retarded because your attempts at humour are pathetic, they are mindless statements that have no context and are not funny to anyone who has read them in this thread. That is a fact, I have stated that they are bad and two other users have agreed and no-one has laughed. Care to try again? With proper reasoning? [b]How[/b] is my point retarded?

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  • And YOU make no sense, for I have pointed out the idiocy of your previous statement. Anyone who cannot understand what I said must either incredibly ignorant or just plain stupid.

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  • I told you have a retarded point. Stop arguing pointlessly.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx You still have a retarded point, I see. You are the one who 'sucks', moron.[/quote] Like your 'humour' posts, your serious posts make no sense. Leave, before you make yourself look like more of a dip-blam!-. [Edited on 09.08.2009 12:03 AM PDT]

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  • You still have a retarded point, I see. You are the one who 'sucks', moron.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx Sonic: WHAT IS IT, TAILS! Tails:It's an emergency! Eggman just got fatter! Sonic: Pfft, that's not an - Tails is crushed by Eggmanzilla[/quote] Stop trying, you suck.[/quote] FINE. And yes, I have better stuff to say. Go ram your head up your own -blam!-, so I don't have to hear you go 'BLAHBLAHBLAH' or so every five seconds. You're like the Reverse Planet Earth's Chuck Norris, who annoys the ENTIRE planet every THREE seconds. And that's by just being there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Stop trying, you suck.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx Sonic: WHAT IS IT, TAILS! Tails:It's an emergency! Eggman just got fatter! Sonic: Pfft, that's not an - Tails is crushed by Eggmanzilla[/quote] Stop trying, you suck.[/quote] FINE. And yes, I have better stuff to say. Go ram your head up your own -blam!-, so I don't have to hear you go 'BLAHBLAHBLAH' or so every five seconds. You're like the Reverse Planet Earth's Chuck Norris, who annoys the ENTIRE planet every THREE seconds. And that's by just being there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Wow. Translation fail on Gnades part.[/quote] Quite close actully, I thought he had quite a acurate transolation.

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