[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeNniz101 are you even working on this thread? i mean are you making new Flood funny sayings, i'd say this calls for a new thread, it's getting quite confusing with all those linkys.[/quote] You see, if I could have the trust and the permission of the moderators, I would like to have the ability to post in a locked thread, have the thread that I make about this locked, and have a ton of posts, but you guys will just have to deal with this as it is since that won't happen...

are you even working on this thread? i mean are you making new Flood funny sayings, i'd say this calls for a new thread, it's getting quite confusing with all those linkys.

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shath0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door YES! But, this is my last one.[/quote] I highly doubt that statment. STOP LYING.[/quote] I mean my last post in that run of getting the top of the page. I don't wish to break rules here on Bungie.net for bumping, even thought that is not at all my intention. I know that this thread has a little bit of leniency to my trying to get the top of pages, but I do not wish to overstep my boundaries. I'm still a member of Bungie.net, and I still have to follow the rules like everyone else lest I risk getting banned.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door YES! But, this is my last one.[/quote] I highly doubt that statment. STOP LYING.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Necessary_Evil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warrgarbal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corogebob Chob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Necessary_Evil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cerebrus Knight Don't. [/quote] stop[/quote] believin[/quote] I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED[/quote] then she said you know the rules and so do I[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Amputate, at the neck.[/quote] This is why I love you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin An alt. My other account is Sandwich. I only did it because it was an awesome name.[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=6785270]Sandwhich?[/url][/quote] No. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=6764339]Sandwich.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] All of humanity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DA HITMAN 117 I presume [u]your[/u] in Kindergarten if you can't spell smart.[/quote] Heh[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiIl rawr im a spiky dinosawr rawrrrrrrrr eattttt myyyyy hotttttt dogggg (this is in response to my friend pretending to be a dinosawr)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k err... Lieutenant Grade 4, UNSC[/quote] Nub.[/quote] I respect your position sir, but screw you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Suicide is illegal. If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehUBERn00blet 2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi. [/quote] It's called hacking, genius.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx i sigh in relief, relief of being free from the h3 forum for 5 goddamn minutes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darksoulgamer When I rofl, I get out my patented rofl mat to rofl on[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChaosZero59 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tylenol jr What was that language? Why wasn't that video in American?[/quote] Because "American" isn't a language.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Kmart Captain Kmart, you are to report back to HQ at once.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tonoottu [quote][b]Posted by: Dr PhiI[/b] KILL IT WITH FIRE![/quote] I'm never going to watch your show again! >:([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vladimir Lenin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goose98 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Kmart [/quote] obvious troll is obvious lol *eats a sammich [/quote] In soviet Russia the sammich eats you![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N0BUNAGA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG Macias Thx Floo[/quote]Who's Floo?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkm0d [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes[/quote]No, the Coup Group rhymes better.[/quote]if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb just checking though[/quote] SHOOP DA COUP![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Undead Monk You must be new to the Internet. Go see the Offended Page.[/quote] My best during my brief time with the flood: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Wont so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book[/quote] ... [url=http://www.booktopia.com.au/macquarie-dictionary/prod9781876429669.html]This book might be of particular interest to you[/url] Seriously, use it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO[/quote] Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?[/quote] If I answer would you GTFO?[/quote] No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/[/quote] As long as you move somewhere.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt Orcastrate not or castrate.[/quote]You mean 'orchestrate?'[/quote] No, orcastrate. What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 P-P-P-Pedobear![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police[/quote]Crap, we're screwed. WHO SQUEALED?!?! WHO?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fadeHappyx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police Dude... I can't even count how many things are wrong with that post.[/quote] This post + your username = WIN. Besides that, tough man, It sucks meeting someone and then they just disappear. But hey, it's probably for the best, you didn't really "Know" them, you just played games with him.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Robert IV [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H22O22 Lol. I'm sorry, but this is funny. If you've never met him in person, don't worry about him. He's probably off doing better things and you should too.[/quote] "Hi... I'm from... I met your son on the internet and um..... He's like my best friend.... and stuff....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlahMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Robert IV [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlahMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] silentowl72 shut up -blam!-, you probilly have no friends. even on xbl[/quote] Oh yes, since the rest of us aren't trying to find a guy on the internet, we have no friends. Care to back up your claims? [/quote] Admit it, its good to let go.[/quote] True, I'm gonna go hang out with the loner group... Wait...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tylenol sr CALL0FDUTYmwf2[/quote] CALL0FDUTYmwf2 is better..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan Indeed *Sips tea*[/quote]You know, that statement is just so worn-out and tired. It has lost all authenticity. Whenever I see someone say that on a forum, I imagine thousands of other people in top hats and monocles around the Internet saying "indeed" or "indubitably", and then sipping tea at the same time. The sound of so many people simultaneously sipping tea is just like the white noise you hear from the thoughts of all the Borg in the Borg Collective at once.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zable Burner Here just tell everyone of the dumbest thing you have ever seen 1) I saw an amish dating site.... 2) Nicholas cages acting (in most of his moveis)[/quote] I seen you spell movies, "moveis"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [url=http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png[/url] How is it that we can do that without any organization, but we can't count to God damn three?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PV2 FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PV2 FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CJ Olvaid 360 Today is one of the saddest days for me since today ended a relationship of almost 5 years with my girlfriend :( , now I'm very depressed and not wanting to do anything. Everything began from that in my work a student invite me to take a coffee and my girlfriend became very jealous, I try to make her understand it but everything is in vain because our relationship ended today and I do not know what to do, please help me, What should I do???[/quote]I'm not gonna [b]raichu[/b] a love song[/quote] What about pikachu a love song?[/quote]I'm gonna Pikachu while you're changing, watch your -blam!-in back[/quote] Feel free to come in.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Fizz Ninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A jacal :|[/quote]I agree. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my brother is a les­bian. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my [b]brother[/b] is a [b]les­bian[/b]. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]brother les­bian.[/b] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]BROTHER L.ESBIAN.[/b] [/quote] WAT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Klederson I need help Flood[/quote] You're -blam-ed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chrism312 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FigNewtns [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiX shoots86 Xii idk, what were you looking for out of that response?[/quote] you to be afraid. [/quote] Fail troll has failed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K Funk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy African babies need the money more than you.[/quote] Well then they should have bought a lotto ticket.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bornswavia Jesus you are from the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TRITESANDWICH 20010? daaaammmmnnn. Im just in crappy old 2010 here in taiwan.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J1285 put a new dog on his porch[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:27 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GrammarFailure Just touch one. A hug a handshake A HIGH FIVE FOR GODS SAKE WHY CAN'T I GET A WOMAN *cries in corner*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iggyhopper I see no question mark.[/quote] here you go ? thats gonna be 5 bucks -blam!- are you gonna pay or should i punch you in the throat? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] harlowOO197 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill schulz Harlow i know about your royal guard, I know people on the inside.[/quote] Cool. I'm Admin. If your buddies start acting up, they will be gone.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Laconic Wit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nuchy Just your first name please, no stalkers allowed! ill start. Brock.[/quote] Don't give out personal information, kids. Just by the information in this post I have managed to find the picture of the man who posted it. [url=http://www.freewebs.com/the_intuitive/1173894134-brock.jpg]Here.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mutated Waffle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [i]After my dreaming, I woke with this fear What am I leaving when I'm done here?[/i][/quote] After this thought had passed from my mind, Another question did I find. What do [i]we[/i] leave after this life, Only more pain and only more strife?[/quote] [i]When my time comes, forget the wrong that I've done Help me leave behind some reasons to be missed.[/i][/quote] As the ages do pass, and all is darkness, A memory shall stay, colour in the grey.[/quote][i]I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said, "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in Bel Air."[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Riolent Vapist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Riolent Vapist[/quote]We should hang out some time[/quote]. Ok , midnght under the bridge? The password is cookie[/quote]Awesome, I'll meet you there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] harlowOO197 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mount420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BonePanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PETEYENG 38 :D[/quote] I call BS[/quote] agreed since is the maximum score not 36?[/quote] Yes, but he was obviously referring to his score on the SAT.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Happy Tissue go to xbox.com, but dont go to xboc.com :|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey I have a blood boner for innocent death.[/quote] As opposed to an air-pump boner for guilty death?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea Small talk. Where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite movie, have you seen any good movies lately, what music do you listen to, what is your favorite class in school, etc.[/quote] I'm 16, like comedy movies, pop, soft rock music (whcih I know is what she likes-she's my FB friend, but I'm NOT a stalker :P), I like math lol.[/quote]*facepalm*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 BANANAS! THOUSANDS OF THEM![/quote] Yes, bananas...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] splatter ghost there's a demo!?! *walks away* OMG a brick *walks back* there's a demo!?! *walks off and is hit by a short bus*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Just a little something I said to a nub who posted in the wrong forum. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CornishNinja Halo 3 problems that ned 2 change. Post more if i missed any! first of people being TOO serious while playing on halo 3 zombie problems: people in turrets on zombie maps and camping spots when it takes 5min maybe more to kill the surviour! booting problems when me my bro accedently betray someone we get booteds when some1 betrays me on purpose i can't boot em me mybro was on a moongoose some1 was throwing gurnades (on the other team) so we tryed to drive awayu really fast and some1spawned infront of us so we accdently splatterd him so he botted us and when some1 killed me for the bomb or for a beam rifle i CANT boot![/quote] I've got one. Your stats.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I 5ee You No, my boy. Now you're eating a sammich.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill Moseley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco **This is a thread about moonshine not the piracy of media.** I have recently decided that I would like to set up a distillery in order to make moonshine. I don't plan on selling anything, I am mainly doing this to see if I can and to see how good I can get at it. The process of making and distilling ethanol is fairly easy and doesn't require too much fancy equipment. So I am curious, what do you guys think of this plan? Am I crazy for trying this? I would also appreciate any helpful tips that people might know in order to improve my moonshine.[/quote] by distillery do you mean server? and by moonshine do you mean torrents?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soffishy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HannahTheMontana Hannah is the leader. ALL HAIL HANNAH[/quote] Account Created: 11/3/09 Translation: Fail troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper No. No one rules the flood. Duardo doesnt RULE us he just bans us ._.[/quote] But Kmart's cool he's not banhammer happy like some of the mods here. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him actually ban anyone.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo I swear, as soon as I see- [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nice potato Isn't Harlow the king of the flood?[/quote]You bastard...[/quote] I wuv wu too[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart The king is the one who pulls the sword from the stone. Didn't you wankers watch Disney movies?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] That One Fellow whats a wanker[/quote] K mart I mean this in the best possible way.[/quote] It's true, I'm a huge wanker.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Miss 35 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill Moseley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drifter ALICE I wanna be queen of the..err...floodians?[/quote] wtf at all these "girls" on the flood tonight[/quote] I'm betting alts. [/quote] The account was made today, you're not allowed to bet when you can't lose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] w00t [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hayley WilIiams Me and K Mart will rule as King and Queen amirite?[/quote] Um...NO. I'm the ultimate ruler![/quote]And you are...?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flogged [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duck duck DEATH CoD42 is pretty sweet.[/quote] Oh mah gawd! Lol![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlaughterFest7 I thought a brain fart was an involuntary release of ignorance?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Bapa is a dirty man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] being2nosey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone I recognize your quote. <3[/quote] NAME THE SAUCE![/quote] Penelope.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MetalCoffeeBlack You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I3 O O IVI E R Damn.[/quote] I still love you, even though you sweared. <3[/quote] I take it you love everyone, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.[/quote]No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur Actually, I don't think it will... But prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free. The Screw. Change is now.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gnome13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ciaran [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drop4tay the screw[/quote] Instant. Classic.[/quote]I seem to remember tuna being involved.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone I love you, but I love everyone. You aren't special.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sakagami Tomoyo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quilava [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sakagami Tomoyo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quilava [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dolfins88 ah, the title is misleading. i thought you had finally evolved. :( don't worry buddy, you'll be a Typhlosion some day.[/quote]I'm not evolving for a long time, man. I'm already a lvl 42.[/quote] Carrying that Everstone are we?[/quote]Naw, I use the B button.[/quote] Ahh...the classic "B" button.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phantompop [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PJBUCK i dont even know how to respond[/quote] ...but you did respond. Weird paradox is weird.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 *faceplanet*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 Well... On the first day of school, I walked into my math class, found a chair and sat down. Our teacher wasn't there yet, apparently. Five minutes later, she walks in. I look up and see this woman as ugly and fat as a manatee in a boat accident, and what's the first thing that comes out of my mouth without a second thought? "Man the harpoons!" My classmates all stop talking and turn to stare at me. My teacher looks at me and frowns, but says nothing to me. My friend Dane looks at me, looks back at the teacher, and laughs.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PATTON 2007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Truth of TX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guitarman381 I would kill Osama Bin Laden and avenge everyone on 9/11[/quote] Osama was behind 9/11? Hm.[/quote] Thou shalt not start flame war[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Quadropheniac93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Well, I can't drive it, eat it, or have sex with it, so no.[/quote] Well, TECHNICALLY, you can do all three...[/quote] Yeah, well technically I can do a reach around with a blue whale but I'm not about to go swimming in the ocean to do it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bbman killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plasma Prestige I am planning to buy an Elite soon[/quote] What kind of twisted person are you? Buying aliens is not okay! They have rights too![/quote] i bought the one that comes wit the energy sword and it goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMG a spoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 China Called [/quote] they want Anchorage back[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IuIz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mordicaii Deutsch![/quote] Deutschbag.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aeterna Mortis To Splaser or not to Splaser. That is not a question.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Professor Cool [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jayd Sky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tonoottu [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Worm *decides not to post in this thread*[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Flood Sniper You're worried about your gold running out, while you still have 7 months left? Ok, buddy, you're getting added to the hitlist. [i]The Flood Sniper, Assassin For Hire[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zergbreak21 roflcopters away! take this *hands Omega flame sheild*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skillet98 You don't get Recon. Recon gets you.[/quote] Rawr![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Copycat Username [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Woodzy14 wow, leaned this in grade 7[/quote] Wow, aren't you something.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slender Man It's hell of a lot of fun to do[/quote] Plane or Heli?[/quote] Flying spaghetti monster[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I was im'ing this girl and she was 'bout to go to sleep and she said "I'm going to sleep now and no, that's not an invitation ;)" and I jawfloor'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ELA TONY one day i was sort a hyper and started talking to myself *ITS NORMAL >:[* and my mom walked in she stayed there for like 5 minutes hearing my conversation about scary Chinese men [url=http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=92474276]*face wall*[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedRaptor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k wait -blam!- i thought I was still banned[/quote] Welcome to your new one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto *discusses* am i doin it rite?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helter Skelter I can also command fish. They don't listen, but I can command them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Zer0stryker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick As a lifeguard, I think I understand society more than it understands me. I've seen things no man or women should ever see...[/quote] A giant turd in the pool?[/quote] Well, it wasn't [i]giant[/i], it wasn't exactly [i]in[/i] the pool, and I'm still not sure if was a turd, but it looked damn like one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] smilingLiGhTnIn Oh yeah? Well... Well.. .YOU suck at acting![/quote] Yeah, you tell 'em![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Navaha42 Who the -blam!- is Dumblydork?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda lazy funneh genius ...because "genius" is an adjective. -_- "Ingenious" is the third, then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph33r Th3R3aper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FTD Ark Angel First, DO A BARREL ROLL! Second, find out its power level. (if its over 9000, submit) Third, Falcon punch it.[/quote] Fourth, overuse memes[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Posted by: TcreavisAwesome Your welcome.[/quote] GET OUTTA MAH OFFICE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou I put off playing Xbox all the time. Too much work.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bagan bodies 2 First! Edit* GOD FUKIN DAMNIT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] derka derka What's this girl think you speak of?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne42 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I midway I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne42 Pulls out energy sword. "By the Prophets! Our true foe has revealed itself!"[/quote] *Throws a Brick at Garshne* Thats better...[/quote]"My shields! You dare oppose Sangheili?!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EgO Slayer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rebecca 218 i do and i am 12 years old[/quote] Orange juice doesn't count.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kenny Pwns2 Luigi. You just have to feel sorry for him. "Hey, look, it's Mario and.... some other guy!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crefster Do [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Barrel RoIl[/quote]That's what she said [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ditto Duardo. There has never been a woman as beautiful as she![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r TRICK QUESTION! [I]THERE AM NO GIRLS ON TEH WEBERNETZ.[/I][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vengeful Donkey Myself, I am woman hear me roar.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashaki Q By trained with, do you mean played COD4?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r You forgot the AK-47 which goes, PEW PEW PEW![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco Yes, why should we exclude women from parts of our society?[/quote] I'm excluded from the girl's locker room, so its only fair...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Step n burn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knowing1 Workout/run. Really clears your head up and makes you feel good about yourself. [/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlaLfcMylg]unless you're this guy[/url][/quote] STOP MAKING FUN OF ME![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caronongan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Apache Football sucks dick.[/quote] No. It's the most action-packed, intelligent, and entertaining sport in the world.[/quote]right beside pokemon [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AK 47625714 How many of these -blam!- traps could there possibly be? [i]"I'd like to play a game. You will notice the finger to your right, it is covered in saliva and is aimed toward your ear. After this tape is done playing, the finger will move slowly to your ear. In three minutes, it will enter your ear, giving you a wet willy like you've never experienced before. The only way to prevent this is to saw off your testicles, and get the remote hidden in the sac, and turn it off. Good luck."[/i] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beato [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RageSnipa96 Xbox 360[/quote]I don't buy garbage.[/quote]and yet you bought mario and luigi game? contradiction [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sE Irish Guy wait so you would rather buy handheld game that needs batteries and no online and has 8 bit graphics over a 360 retard[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IliKEpOPtaRTs54 Yo dawg. Where mah [url=http://images.chron.com/blogs/whitehouse/archives/peeps.jpg]peeps[/url] at?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phantompop Babies should not be showered. They should be eaten.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord179 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee Bill Cosby. He's dead, right? Edit: Or am I thinking of Ray Charles? That blind dude.[/quote]Wait, wasnt Bill Cosby, like, our president, or sometin?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMasterLeaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thing 333 if it doesn't fit anywhere else, it goes there[/quote] At 6000 newtons, it doesn't need to fit. It [b]will [/b]fit.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand The bridge is over there troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth say hi to her but its too scary i cant risk it >.> <.< [/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:26 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Necessary_Evil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Warrgarbal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corogebob Chob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Necessary_Evil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cerebrus Knight Don't. [/quote] stop[/quote] believin[/quote] I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM GOT SCARED[/quote] then she said you know the rules and so do I[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Amputate, at the neck.[/quote] This is why I love you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Napkin An alt. My other account is Sandwich. I only did it because it was an awesome name.[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=6785270]Sandwhich?[/url][/quote] No. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=6764339]Sandwich.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] All of humanity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DA HITMAN 117 I presume [u]your[/u] in Kindergarten if you can't spell smart.[/quote] Heh[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiIl rawr im a spiky dinosawr rawrrrrrrrr eattttt myyyyy hotttttt dogggg (this is in response to my friend pretending to be a dinosawr)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lawless17k err... Lieutenant Grade 4, UNSC[/quote] Nub.[/quote] I respect your position sir, but screw you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Suicide is illegal. If you kill yourself you could be sent to jail.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehUBERn00blet 2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi. [/quote] It's called hacking, genius.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx i sigh in relief, relief of being free from the h3 forum for 5 goddamn minutes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darksoulgamer When I rofl, I get out my patented rofl mat to rofl on[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChaosZero59 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tylenol jr What was that language? Why wasn't that video in American?[/quote] Because "American" isn't a language.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Kmart Captain Kmart, you are to report back to HQ at once.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tonoottu [quote][b]Posted by: Dr PhiI[/b] KILL IT WITH FIRE![/quote] I'm never going to watch your show again! >:([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vladimir Lenin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Goose98 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Kmart [/quote] obvious troll is obvious lol *eats a sammich [/quote] In soviet Russia the sammich eats you![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N0BUNAGA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MLG Macias Thx Floo[/quote]Who's Floo?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkm0d [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes[/quote]No, the Coup Group rhymes better.[/quote]if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb just checking though[/quote] SHOOP DA COUP![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Undead Monk You must be new to the Internet. Go see the Offended Page.[/quote] My best during my brief time with the flood: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Wont so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book[/quote] ... [url=http://www.booktopia.com.au/macquarie-dictionary/prod9781876429669.html]This book might be of particular interest to you[/url] Seriously, use it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO[/quote] Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?[/quote] If I answer would you GTFO?[/quote] No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/[/quote] As long as you move somewhere.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt Orcastrate not or castrate.[/quote]You mean 'orchestrate?'[/quote] No, orcastrate. What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 P-P-P-Pedobear![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police[/quote]Crap, we're screwed. WHO SQUEALED?!?! WHO?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fadeHappyx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police Dude... I can't even count how many things are wrong with that post.[/quote] This post + your username = WIN. Besides that, tough man, It sucks meeting someone and then they just disappear. But hey, it's probably for the best, you didn't really "Know" them, you just played games with him.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Robert IV [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H22O22 Lol. I'm sorry, but this is funny. If you've never met him in person, don't worry about him. He's probably off doing better things and you should too.[/quote] "Hi... I'm from... I met your son on the internet and um..... He's like my best friend.... and stuff....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlahMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Robert IV [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlahMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] silentowl72 shut up -blam!-, you probilly have no friends. even on xbl[/quote] Oh yes, since the rest of us aren't trying to find a guy on the internet, we have no friends. Care to back up your claims? [/quote] Admit it, its good to let go.[/quote] True, I'm gonna go hang out with the loner group... Wait...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tylenol sr CALL0FDUTYmwf2[/quote] CALL0FDUTYmwf2 is better..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan Indeed *Sips tea*[/quote]You know, that statement is just so worn-out and tired. It has lost all authenticity. Whenever I see someone say that on a forum, I imagine thousands of other people in top hats and monocles around the Internet saying "indeed" or "indubitably", and then sipping tea at the same time. The sound of so many people simultaneously sipping tea is just like the white noise you hear from the thoughts of all the Borg in the Borg Collective at once.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zable Burner Here just tell everyone of the dumbest thing you have ever seen 1) I saw an amish dating site.... 2) Nicholas cages acting (in most of his moveis)[/quote] I seen you spell movies, "moveis"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [url=http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/640/70279536.png[/url] How is it that we can do that without any organization, but we can't count to God damn three?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PV2 FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iotrguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PV2 FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CJ Olvaid 360 Today is one of the saddest days for me since today ended a relationship of almost 5 years with my girlfriend :( , now I'm very depressed and not wanting to do anything. Everything began from that in my work a student invite me to take a coffee and my girlfriend became very jealous, I try to make her understand it but everything is in vain because our relationship ended today and I do not know what to do, please help me, What should I do???[/quote]I'm not gonna [b]raichu[/b] a love song[/quote] What about pikachu a love song?[/quote]I'm gonna Pikachu while you're changing, watch your -blam!-in back[/quote] Feel free to come in.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Fizz Ninja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A jacal :|[/quote]I agree. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my brother is a les­bian. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my [b]brother[/b] is a [b]les­bian[/b]. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]brother les­bian.[/b] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]BROTHER L.ESBIAN.[/b] [/quote] WAT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Klederson I need help Flood[/quote] You're -blam-ed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chrism312 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FigNewtns [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiX shoots86 Xii idk, what were you looking for out of that response?[/quote] you to be afraid. [/quote] Fail troll has failed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K Funk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy African babies need the money more than you.[/quote] Well then they should have bought a lotto ticket.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bornswavia Jesus you are from the future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TRITESANDWICH 20010? daaaammmmnnn. Im just in crappy old 2010 here in taiwan.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J1285 put a new dog on his porch[/quote] [Edited on 12.31.2009 9:44 PM PST]

Hallo

you better sleep with your eyes closed this time!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlayerRD I once watched a -blam!- and saving private ryan at the same time. Man was my genatalia confused. I like my woman like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement. Does I be the wiener? [/quote] No. Be quick door! [Edited on 09.30.2009 6:14 PM PDT]

I once watched a pronz and saving private ryan at the same time. Man was my genatalia confused. I like my woman like my wine, 12 years old and locked in the basement. Does I be the wiener? [Edited on 09.30.2009 6:14 PM PDT]

5 more now.

For great justice! I think we need like five more posts.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door And BTW, guys, this thread is not dead yet. I'm still updating it.[/quote] Are you editing the links in the OP too? I check this every few days, it doesn't often change.[/quote] Whoa, I forgot about the links in the OP... Thanks for reminding me. I'ma go fix them now, but I need the top of another page in order to add a new link. The last one has gone on for a long time, since I got like 4 posts.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door And BTW, guys, this thread is not dead yet. I'm still updating it.[/quote] Are you editing the links in the OP too? I check this every few days, it doesn't often change.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Let it be known, Zarrowsmith ruined it, and I have to start over again.[/quote] Door, now's your Chance. . .The Mods are in your Favour.[/quote] Apparently, you're not helping... -_-[/quote] You have a post with no quotes in at at page 22, under all the other crap. Honestly there is alot you could remove to make room.[/quote] True, but that post will soon be filled. I've filled a full post in the course of a week, and I need to plan ahead. And BTW, guys, this thread is not dead yet. I'm still updating it.

"If'n you count your chickens before they hatch, you'll never get chicken OR dumplin's."

This one in dumbest thing you've done round the ther sex. LET'S KEEP TORTURING METROID S3XUAL INTERCOURSE!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX If you want to lose calories just hit your head against the chinees wall for an hour. You will lose all your brains ( Chinees guy sez: ALL UR BRAINZZ AR BELONG TO US) and 150 calories[/quote]You're pathetic.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BANZAl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Let it be known, Zarrowsmith ruined it, and I have to start over again.[/quote] Door, now's your Chance. . .The Mods are in your Favour.[/quote] Apparently, you're not helping... -_-[/quote] You have a post with no quotes in at at page 22, under all the other crap. Honestly there is alot you could remove to make room.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Door, its about time you said not to post 'funny' sayings out of context in this thread. So people will only post funny stuff from other threads, its pathetic now.[/quote] Agreed. And my cousin posted that -blam!- that I supposedly posted. He's annoying. And loves flaming random websites using my accounts.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxOVERKILL78xxx And YOU make no sense, for I have pointed out the idiocy of your previous statement. Anyone who cannot understand what I said must either incredibly ignorant or just plain stupid. [/quote] *facepalm* -blam!- cousin is at it again. I don't know how the -blam!- he figured out my password, so it looks like I'm changing it again. He must been using my account to flame the thread... -_- Oh how I hate his guts.