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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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I like cheese.
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Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? A) 1 to change the lightbulb and post about it 14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently. 1 to move it to the lighting forum 2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum 7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post 5 to flame the spell-checkers 6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts 9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" 3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp" 15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term 19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum 14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum 36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion 5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously 4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b" 28 to flame the flamers 9 to post poems about lightbulbs 12 to flame the poets 7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs 4 to report the links are broken 6 to fix the links 5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy 4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago" 13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs" 1 to post pr0n 12 to comment on the pr0n 1 to eat lightbulbs 2 to remain speechless And finally... 1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again. -------------------------------------------------------- So....where is this "Lightbulb" thread?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Laconic Wit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nuchy Just your first name please, no stalkers allowed! ill start. Brock.[/quote] Don't give out personal information, kids. Just by the information in this post I have managed to find the picture of the man who posted it. [url=http://www.freewebs.com/the_intuitive/1173894134-brock.jpg]Here.[/url][/quote] Win.
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CHECK THIS ONE OUT GUYS!!! My friend told it to me this morning. "When parents insult the children of the new generation, they should remember who raised them"
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This is the way the teddy bears fly to venus
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Barrel RoIl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] crefster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MaxiCalifornia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zergbreak21 Mr. Gorbachev........[/quote] tear down...[/quote] this wall[/quote] REAGAN SMASH![/quote] Found that while digging through my old threads.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.[/quote] Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State. [/quote] That's what you get for choosing the life of a Delinquent.[/quote] I think your both wrong last time i herd it was under the handle next to the chloroplast inside the next doors neighbor dog
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] lol
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i like waffles
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RagTagPwner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing ITT: People trying too hard.[/quote]That is probably true.[/quote] There is no probably to it. Door, edit the OP to ask for posts from other threads only. Honestly this crap is not just going to stop.[/quote] Yeah, it's really annoying.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RagTagPwner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing ITT: People trying too hard.[/quote]That is probably true.[/quote] There is no probably to it. Door, edit the OP to ask for posts from other threads only. Honestly this crap is not just going to stop.
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Door is a freak apparantly.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SharkWing ITT: People trying too hard.[/quote]That is probably true.
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ITT: People trying too hard.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NothingToxic YAY! I was quoted, I feel speshul.[/quote]And that's you go to a special class! Good for you ed!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxNICO SNIPESxX I got another that I found: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sE Irish Guy *loads up shotgun and aims at OP*[/quote] Shotty-Noob.[/quote][/quote]How is that funny?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDemonicBird O [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeductedPie I want a quote.. :[[/quote] Asking for a quote does not fit the requirements for getting one. . Wait. . Maybe actually having the balls to just straight up ask for a quote is so mind bogglingly unexpected that it just might measure up to the standards of funny sayings etc. Someone give this man a quote![/quote]I think he already does, someone get this guy a nobel prize!
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[quote]RagTagPwner [quote]easyas123 If you could have any super power, what would it be?[/quote] Or I would have the ability to provide internet with my... [i]dazzling teeth *sparkle* *sparkle*.[/i][/quote]
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I got another that I found: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Boss of OWNAGE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sE Irish Guy *loads up shotgun and aims at OP*[/quote] Shotty-Noob.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ketchup Bottle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 Who is Mah Boi? And he's right, you are a master troll.[/quote]Mah Boi was door, they had matching IPs[/quote] Well, that was only until I gave that account to a friend. It's no longer my account.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blade967 Who is Mah Boi? And he's right, you are a master troll.[/quote]Mah Boi was door, they had matching IPs
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YAY! I was quoted, I feel speshul.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kitler [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [/quote] I never noticed the creator of this thread and whenever I saw you posted I thought you were just a troll >_< but I do love this thread[/quote] lolwut? I lack the ability, and the will to troll. I am no troll, sir.[/quote]Lies. Mah Boi, 'nuff said.[/quote] Mah Boi hasn't even posted in this thread, who are you talking to?[/quote] Who is Mah Boi? And he's right, you are a master troll.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kitler [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [/quote] I never noticed the creator of this thread and whenever I saw you posted I thought you were just a troll >_< but I do love this thread[/quote] lolwut? I lack the ability, and the will to troll. I am no troll, sir.[/quote]Lies. Mah Boi, 'nuff said.[/quote] Mah Boi hasn't even posted in this thread, who are you talking to?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Banjo Hero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [/quote] I never noticed the creator of this thread and whenever I saw you posted I thought you were just a troll >_< but I do love this thread[/quote] lolwut? I lack the ability, and the will to troll. I am no troll, sir.[/quote]Lies. Mah Boi, 'nuff said.
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Meat is murder, tasty........tasty murder -meat boy
