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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=31977669]I'll be damned if you don't find something in all of this.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.[/quote]No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.[/quote] Not exactly Flood, but funny none the less. Plus, it is by ninjas. [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur Actually, I don't think it will... But prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free. The Screw. Change is now.[/quote][/quote]

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  • To complete the thread: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bill Moseley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco **This is a thread about moonshine not the piracy of media.** I have recently decided that I would like to set up a distillery in order to make moonshine. I don't plan on selling anything, I am mainly doing this to see if I can and to see how good I can get at it. The process of making and distilling ethanol is fairly easy and doesn't require too much fancy equipment. So I am curious, what do you guys think of this plan? Am I crazy for trying this? I would also appreciate any helpful tips that people might know in order to improve my moonshine.[/quote] by distillery do you mean server? and by moonshine do you mean torrents?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiII [Gone] ahahahaha plz add that one door i told all my frends they lovein it[/quote] No.

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  • doggie humpin my leg halp five dolla five dolla ahahahaha plz add that one door i told all my frends they lovein it

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 Uh door? The quote I submitted to you? You forgot to put my line which was the only reason it should be up there. Now it just looks like a plain old rant by some noob made it up on the list lol. If you forget what I said i'll tell ya.[/quote] Nah, I edited it now.

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  • I love this, so much!

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  • Uh door? The quote I submitted to you? You forgot to put my line which was the only reason it should be up there. Now it just looks like a plain old rant by some noob made it up on the list lol. If you forget what I said i'll tell ya.

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  • ... [Edited on 11.03.2009 2:47 AM PST]

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  • Don't know if it's been said but.. ( . ) Regular persons butt. ( o ) Java's butt.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiII do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha door plz add that???[/quote] Maybe he will [/quote] Or maybe I'll realize that it's already in the quote thread, and won't bother to add it since you guys can just read it here. Either way, it's in the thread. Moral of this story: I don't add stuff to the quote list if it's in this thread. It can just be found here.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You WiII do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha door plz add that???[/quote] Maybe he will

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  • do a barrel roll OVER THE CLIFF OF 9000 ahahahahahaha door plz add that???

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  • I read half of the front page. I have OD on funny. Rhea on dating advice [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xoot7aa7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea Small talk. Where do you live, how old are you, what's your favorite movie, have you seen any good movies lately, what music do you listen to, what is your favorite class in school, etc.[/quote] I'm 16, like comedy movies, pop, soft rock music (whcih I know is what she likes-she's my FB friend, but I'm NOT a stalker :P), I like math lol.[/quote]*facepalm*[/quote] [Edited on 11.02.2009 9:46 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DontShootThis49 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipMusic man i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag [/quote] K. Your life must be exciting. BTW congratz on mythic status Door. I'm probably a little late though right?[/quote] A little late, but I don't know when I got this title. And I don't know what made the moderators, or the server that decides titles, whatever make me mythic. Although I don't expect that I'll hold the title for long. Probably don't deserve it either, but oh well.

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  • Bahaha this thread is an epic win. The opposite of a "failamanjaro."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipMusic man i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag [/quote] K. Your life must be exciting. BTW congratz on mythic status Door. I'm probably a little late though right?

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  • i saw a gamertag that was funny: BATHROOM IN USE. i was playing left for dead. when i first glanced at it, i thought it actually meant his status. but then i looked at it more and it was his gamertag

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  • *om nom nom nom* *slurp* *burps* No more brain.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=38533643&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=4#end] Top of page.[/url][/quote] Thank you for that, you made my day :D

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  • I feel special for being in the OP.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kernalEugEnE This thread is awesome! It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!! so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it there, it is done[/quote] Great going, now it's UNDER 9000!!!!! in awesomeness rating... I hope that you're happy... No wait, no I don't![/quote] I can feel the love between you two, Whens the marriage?

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  • This thread is full of win

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=38533643&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=4#end] Top of page.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kernalEugEnE This thread is awesome! It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!! so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it there, it is done[/quote] Great going, now it's UNDER 9000!!!!! in awesomeness rating... I hope that you're happy... No wait, no I don't!

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  • This thread is awesome! It`s awesomeness level is OVER 9000!!!!!! so i`m lowering it`s awesomeness by posting on it there, it is done [Edited on 10.30.2009 12:34 PM PDT]

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  • I like cheese.

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