[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat Dude, it's been like 20 days. Where's our update? You banned dude, or dead?[/quote] I'm still updating. I'm just too lazy to update the little last updated thing.

Saw this. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] im Jack with 4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scary Dave Someone doesn't know the difference between a knife and a dick, evidently.[/quote] don't make that mistake ladies.[/quote]

Dude, it's been like 20 days. Where's our update? You banned dude, or dead?

DOOR! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkm0d [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta guys we should call ourselves the Coup Crew because it rhymes[/quote]No, the Coup Group rhymes better.[/quote]if you legitimately pronounce it with a P you're pretty dumb just checking though[/quote] SHOOP DA COUP![/quote]

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=38257349&postRepeater1-p=2#38277466][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt Orcastrate not or castrate.[/quote]You mean 'orchestrate?'[/quote] No, orcastrate. What happens when a boy killer whale likes girl killer whales.[/quote][/url]

My best during my brief time with the flood: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maybe You Wont so u want them to be pussc n not go to the army to stand for nobility ok white kid time to lay off dem video gamez n read a damn book[/quote] ... [url=http://www.booktopia.com.au/macquarie-dictionary/prod9781876429669.html]This book might be of particular interest to you[/url] Seriously, use it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rocket Turtle95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeartyBungie Ahh in no way did he do the same. Stfu and GTFO[/quote] Why was only one of your acronyms in CAPS?[/quote] If I answer would you GTFO?[/quote] No, I'll just keep attacking the people who flame the OP's post. Unless you want me to get out of my room--I guess I could move up to the living room :/[/quote] As long as you move somewhere.[/quote] ME: Okay, I've moved but I must warn you; I can go no further, I'm in bat country now. (i wish i could put 6 quote tags in :() Not great in comparison with some of these submissions ;(

Some great quotes here. And I'm most likely the 5000th person to say that.

Imma telling Bungie =) jk, doing great, I wish I were in this.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TurtIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jayd Sky [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ApolloCree Senior Girl+7th Grade Boy=Heroic Senior Boy+7th Grade Girl=Pedo It no add up. [/quote][/quote]carry the 1 damnit! the 1!![/quote] Just, carry the one, square its root, multiply by 0, [b]then divide by 0[/b].[/quote]nooooooo!!! *division by zero happens* *world asplodes* [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] banshee188 The Mayans were trolls.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PQ9 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Yeah dude I love to wank.[/quote] reminds me of another thread....[/quote] There were like 4 of those.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gamer3550 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SEM484X I had a dream about 10 years ago that I was being chased down the street by a gigantic bag of Lays Potato chips.[/quote] We're they salt and vinegar?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 Waldo did it! *points at Waldo* ............. Omigawd, my finger found Waldo![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarshaII Mathers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo No, you do [i]not[/i] have your intwerwebs. I am host boosting your interwebs also.[/quote]We will reach lvl 70 in no time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lekesa I moved[/quote] Oh thank god! For a moment there I thought you were a tree![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hxc kamaitachi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ezra Zaire1 Fail at driving the Blackhawk.[/quote] your first mistake would be trying to [i]drive[/i] it...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo ITT: Face meets palm.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup *Facecompoundmitersaw*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperGodlyRAH //"wut" 56% loaded// //"wut" commencing// wut.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yama Raion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DEATHD0DGER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahyari13 -I think of .... -blam!- things to help me go to sleep[/quote] What is the blammed word?[/quote] -blam!- obviously[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe FO. First name is GT.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EggSaladSammich [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EggSaladSammich [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xIguana117x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GladBurrito China called, they want their wall back.[/quote] Originality called, he died.[/quote]Barney called, WTF Boooooo00000000m[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leeward v2 attracked? Is that some combination of attack and tracked?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alvah Alef "It was on Fox news."[/quote] "Do Democrats cause -blam!- cancer? Find out, after the weather. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DorkLord54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Porch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DorkLord54 Oh, American education system you![/quote] I am not an education system.[/quote] 0_0 *Face-tactical-nuke*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tMLeaf_v2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NgorsoTheMighty punch yourself in the throat repeatedly whilst yelling "derp derp derp"[/quote] I did that but my voice doesn't sound raspy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone That's hella stupid.[/quote] It's hella awesome and you know it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tMLeaf_v2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart I think if you swallow poison ivy it'll make your throat raspy so you should absolutely try that out.[/quote] Won't that hurt though? I'm doing cigs cause they don't taste bad.[/quote] Just gargle with mayonnaise beforehand and you'll be fine.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Fiendley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qwerty Pops 117 Dec. 31st 1002. And for those who failed Maths, I'm 17. :)[/quote] Actually that would make you 1007 years old, but I failed math, so what would I know :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee Wonderful; consult your friendly neighborhood Blog.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Hot Scene[u]Chick[/u] <--------- My dick and nuts. <-----------[/quote] whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???????[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viva Hyperion Huh... when I saw the title I thought this was going to be about something completely different. Why would you watch a house? Its not like its going anywhere.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] L337P1MP ah yes, "gravity". invented in the late 1900's by the white man to prevent slaves from flying away from their plantations through the power of soul. we have dismissed that claim.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cairnes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva Reality. It sucks.[/quote]I'm a beast at that game. I haven't died yet, and it's been 15 years!![/quote] The cops got me a while back..Still stacking up guns for my next stand off, though.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Worm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blaze5444 A doctor.[/quote] You rang?[/quote] [quote]not a real doctor[/quote] SPAH[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer Weak attempt to get an easy hot topic and fake popularity. Troll, you have been found out.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoffeeBIackMetal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jak O Bladez The death of rockbands reputation has begun.[/quote] Much like your grasp on grammar.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reith [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fridgum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reith Playboy mansion. I ditched after I dinged a chick with my dong.[/quote]Ok, that belongs in the flood funny sayings. Kudos, reith.[/quote] <3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Outsidespace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monkeylizard ts all aobut regulations dawg, but we're too conservative a country to implement them. [edit] only americans have internets anyway i dont really need to specify[/quote] I'm Dutch. ... :/[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bigman1991 Gone phishing, be back at 5. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a possum hodown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheQ5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a possum hodown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheQ5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a possum hodown geez everyone knows 2010 is gunna happen you stupid -blam!- piece of -blam!- -blam!-!!!![/quote] You mean 2012?[/quote]damnit.[/quote] You mean dammit?[/quote]stop mocking me!!![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In response to topic, "The worst person to be married to" [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] scott1093 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FAVRE14FAN A dinasour(Imagine what sex would be like)[/quote] It would be like parking a motorbike in a aeroplane hanger[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultima roko [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thane Krios [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultima roko I am Shephard, welcome to my ship. Let's kill some reapers![/quote] You're not Shepard! EDI! We have an impostor![/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ccaXFrOcM]I'm tired of your snide insinuations.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prudis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI If you repeat a thread that has been done OVER 9000 times.[/quote] Funny thing is, it probably has been done over 9000 times.[/quote]come on lets not exaggerate its only been done like 8793 times[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LiquidNazgul42 French is my native tongue, and I'm fluent in English, Spanish, and German. I'm also learning to be fluent in Gangsta, Ghetto (a off-shoot descendant of Gangsta) and 4Chan (which is an off-shoot of Retard). Anyone else fluent in more than one language, fictional or otherwise?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Agusta1 I re-enacted that episode once. And alot of other people did too without knowing. Because when you're constipated you can re-enact any episode from Dragon Ball. No offense Duardo. "This Poo is over 9000! What?!?!? Over 9000?!?!?!?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy I [i]hate[/i] Legend of Zelda.[/quote] [url=http://www.sogeshirts.com/images/shirt%20images/hippocrite%20t-shirt.gif]Hippocrite.[/url][/quote] Did you just call me fat?[/quote] No, I called you one of the [url=http://www.malaspina.com/jpg/hippocrates.jpg]hypocrates[/url] out there.[/quote] So now I'm made of marble and look like Father Time?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lone Wolf l15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Henry540 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolDaveThrash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Henry540 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre No. I sold MW2 last week.[/quote]Troll is obvious troll is obvious...[/quote] You're doin it wrong...[/quote]No xbox.com says it like that...[/quote]somebody let A Dumb Door know about this.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In response to a thread asking what someone should drink for their first alcoholic beverage[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] All of humanity Be a real man and drink goat urine.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Butane123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Demache [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Butane123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fish_Slapped I am not clicking any links that appear on this thread.[/quote] xkcd is a webcomic. The link is fine.[/quote]Don't listen to this guy. He's trying to give your computer diabetes.[/quote] Only Wilford Brimley can save your computer now![/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:29 PM PDT]

[quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: "What happens to my post?":[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt Hello everyone, I have a script that puts extra posting tools onto bungie for me, as you can see [url=http://i457.photobucket.com/albums/qq297/wyattwyatt2008/Picture1-11.png]here[/url], But it takes a couple of seconds to load, by which time I have already started typing, when it does load, whatever I had alread typed disappears. I wanted to know what happens to it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Its taken out back and shot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darcsyde It's whisked away into a different dimension, where everyone wears party hats and tea time is all the time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OriginalDskull The dog ate your post.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RestlessTomcatX this won't be a problem, unless if you're tourettes guy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fo shiz 64 It died of loneliness. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo It probably was taken hostage by Tucker.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: In response to a thread about Mercenaries 2[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TcreavisAwesome Quick fix: 1.Throw out the game 2.Punch yourself a few times 3.Get a decent Valve FPS, or at least MW2[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IHaveTURRETS JR Brush your teeth after every meal son![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Robo Possum Jr omg man on my sired=n i was like beeem boom bamm pew pw pew boom aghhh [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude And at one point on these forums, I was killed in a car accident only to return from the dead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 a snipe is a bird the people that killed the birds with a gun as a sport is known as a sniper[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] splatter ghost [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J0SH1219 [b]Both[/b] were hot[/quote] Umm isn't one a guy?[/quote]i like werewolves and sharks[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo The exact 21st century arrived several years ago... Douche canoe.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: Post 1000 of this thread[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro *Does not get 1000th*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KenshinPalisade throw holy water on it[/quote] This isn't castlevainia 2[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Charl3s Trippy inb4somebodytellstheOPwhatinb4means[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost 45 Don't feel special; I've gotten a message nearly exactly like that. Holy spam bot, Batman.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmpIify If this comment is too religious, I'll edit it, Skibur.[/quote]I'd ask you to edit it due to nonsense, but we don't have that rule, [i]yet[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GezaB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth [url=http://blog.dembro.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/16684-axe-backflip-boots-hatchet-photo-spetsnaz.jpg]back flip hatchet attack!!!FOR THE MOTHERLAND[/url][/quote] [url=http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r92/pothead370/spetsnaz.jpg] When the only way of killing a terrorist is jumping through 3 rings of fire[/url][/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: This is the blatantly hypocritical OP of the thread "I hate spam"[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seamsy I hate spam and useless posting[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A51Vampir1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Cookies inb4MW2[/quote] mw2[/quote] [quote]Posted by: PQ9 You know your from the USA if your first priority in a terrorist attack is to defend Burger Town[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TES Christian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darcsyde Sammich Maker 3000.[/quote] You still use that piece of junk Darcsyde! I am dissapoint! You need to switch to the newer model! Sammich Maker 7000 comes with the ability to deactivate the voice box![/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: In response to a topic asking how to stop people from camping in Modern Warfare 2[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RKOSNAKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I hear bears and wildfires scare campers.[/quote] Don't forget about Big Foot and Serial Killers[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 Video games. * thoroughly rereads response, followed by an unhappy sigh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Geegs30 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sonic343 English this time?[/quote] He says he hasn't seen a bare chest and he's 15, which according to Mens Health Magazine is the average age a boy sees a pair. [/quote] Oh. This is the stupidest topic I have ever seen in my entire life.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zekkalkan There are many fish in the sea, but we meet girls on dry land/boat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kiki kachee 303 No. BUT! I like your avatar.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PwnaFide If they did it'd mean I'd see more people typing "SOAD" which was funny because it looked like "SOAP" to me. That's exactly how much I care about that band. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadbobby2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 Its true or is it [/quote] Well thats rather unhelpful[/quote] It is true but disney might -blam!- it up[/quote] Disney isn't gonna have any part in it. They just happen to own Marvel Studios. They'll be atonomous. [/quote]If I see "spider mickey",donald duck as wolverine or worse goofy as Iron man or deadpool I am going to shoot myself[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadbobby2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefrenzy17 Its true or is it [/quote] Well thats rather unhelpful[/quote] True. Well, that's the story on the street anyway![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkGunner93 I'm deeply moved by this story, so emotional. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stoneenergy I didn't like it.[/quote] BLASPHEMY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 A woman who prefers her snugglebunnies solo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Step 1: Acknowledge she is in fact a member of the opposite gender Step 2: Stalk[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is a trol.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is a slut.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Fizz is hawt.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote]Double fix'd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3OneG [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Combo breaker.[/quote]Fix'd [/quote]Double fix'd[/quote]Had to.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda I would give you my gun, but then again you might shoot me with it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Out 4 v3ng3nc32 most epic thing ive done in real life.... that'd be.......make an xbox live account, of course![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adro99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo That idea is just crazy enough... to get us all killed!![/quote]This is exactly why 40 people have died but we moved it 1/10000 of an inch! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf Bungie likely wishes not for the forums to be filled entirely with erotic flame wars of two or more different parties endlessly arguing with eachother about whoever is right or not.[/quote] Wait, what kind of flame wars?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] du hast crysis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] du hast crysis to make it simpilar my mum dosent want me to talk to my gf anymore what do i do[/quote] I repeat: A barrel roll? Or first grade?[/quote] whats a barrle roll?[/quote] Okay. I emphasize the second one more.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jimmy Fallon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter I dont get bored.[/quote]omg its count peter [/quote]...Yes?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Borderline5440 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [url=http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz203/atranauskas/pieinface.gif?t=1265326304]cookies...NAO![/url] [/quote]That actually made me laugh really hard, so [url=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/Chocolate_chip_cookies.jpg]here you go[/url].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Elite Decoy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] F0rWhatItsWorth Lady gaga has something she shouldn't.[/quote]music career? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Obelisk 918198 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Decoy Elite What are you going to board up you house with?[/quote] bananas.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkGunner93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] K Funk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarshaII Mathers [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EgO Slayer Who?[/quote]The Who.[/quote] Yes.[/quote] The Band?[/quote] The doctor?[/quote] [quote][b]Recon Number 54[/b] [quote]Posted by: [b]Pezz[/b] No. This is being locked for being a repeat thread and because it has no chance of going through. This place is a dictatorship, don't forget.[/quote] Meanie. PS: call me?[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:29 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DREADHEAD613 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J1285 put a new dog on his porch a new dog on his porch dog on his porch his porch [b]porch[/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DorkLord54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Itbecomes addictive once you discover how useful magic is.[/quote] I just use regenerative magic. I'm more of a "knight in shining armor" than Gandalf.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAREK25 I'll be online in the next decade *turns off xbox* *Watches new years eve bash* *turns on xbox* K i'm back[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MitchelHenderson Something along the lines of, "You stupid cat, the fireworks aren't out to get you."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiduck I still have 45 minutes. Last year, I said "Damn, 2009 smells ways worse than 2008!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skinny Genes "-blam!- -blam!-" I hit my hand on my bike while working on it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CorvetteHalo3 "Who the hell spilled the champaign on my pants?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simon1 *Facelaptop* No, so that there would be none that knew he started the war to gain fame, etc., as the general that beat the russians.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DEFJAMTHEO No, he did it to put *Spoiler* in the thread title.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KenshinPalisade i'm reporting your topic for assaulting my eyes with a wall of text (calls 9-1-1)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] monvolian Story, cool Bro.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MitchelHenderson China called, they said,"Koowl stowy, bwo!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RoninX136 Being honest got me a divorce, so what does that tell you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChrisN1357 a guy hit me in the balls because he said I stole his keys even when I picked them up and said, "Sir, you dropped these."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare Well, one time my class had an exam. The teacher saw we were all doing bad so he gets up and says we can cheat. So, all around me, kids are taking out textbooks and stuff like that and cheating, and well, I couldn't bring myself do it. Next thing I know, the principal walks in with, and sees kids cheating all over the class. He looks at the teacher who had a sheepish look on his face, and asked the class (who's sitting there in horror, lol) whether anyone WASN'T cheating. I raised my hand, then he looked at the teacher and asked whether that was true. He said yes, and the principal gave me an A+ on the exam and flunked the other kids.:D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halo Fan 569 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baklash 1337 This is gonna be like the "Somebody Stole My Flatscreen" Phenomenon back in the fall... And everyone will get banned (like I did)[/quote] Oh ****! Please tell me this is a joke thread and NOT a spam thread![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared Link is safe, but you're most likely going to be banned for making a parody/duplicate thread that has a virus link. Just say'n.[/quote] That isn't a rule :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmazingMilto He could always get a Dog? Wait, Lonely Guy and a Dog, alone...together... OH GOD LEAVE THE POOR ANIMAL ALONE![/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes (Door notes): This quote was taken on January 1st, 2010.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forandir This was by far, the best decade of the 21st century[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] starwarsdude8 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Primordial Soup It's the only one.[/quote] ..... And that's the joke?[/quote] Ohhhh... I just got it. Go ahead and shoot me now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JETST0RM Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. Game Stop, on the other hand, is like a box of -blam!-. You never know what you're gonna get, but you know it's not gonna be good.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU]I actually have a video of me getting my first console.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxEmilyKillzXx I'm a -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare between Gamespot and Gamestop sometimes, lol. Does anyone else?? EDIT: SEE WHAT I MEAN?!!?!?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Glenn Beck Confused enough to accidently type "Gamespot" twice?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IcyColdStare [/quote] Interestingly appropriate name, because my eyes basically glazed over as I tried to make sense of that sentence.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Floodsmell [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X I Eat Rocks X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja panda [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHgEnN2PFzo]I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY[/url] RIP Billeh.[/quote] Epic[/quote] I concur[/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: I'm sorry Flood I have failed you[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Music Meister I'm....not....dead...yet.....his...name...is.....Faceb-*gun shot*.......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] goatman327 DAMN U FAC-!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CptMippleFinger I shall find this Fac- and enslave him to do my bidding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blast Dragon84 We must destroy this Facebook and all his friends! ... Twitter first.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] V3rin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Blast Dragon84 We must destroy this Facebook and all its inhabitants! ... Twitter first.[/quote] Facebook didn't do anything. It was that damn Faceb- shizno![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I 5ee You Faceb-*gun shot*? The monster![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo You know what's incredibly stupid? Fac-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gzalzi Isn't this meme supposed to be candleja-[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rosenkreuz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cagman40 I'm too young to drink. :)[/quote] Isn't 98% of the Flood?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DiabolicSpartan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valadar917 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cagman40 I'm too young to drink. :)[/quote] Come on. I'm underage and I drink once in a while.[/quote]Idiot. Your killing brain cells.[/quote] Next time you call someone an idiot, use the correct "you're". Idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SEAN101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaltyr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deleted [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Police [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaltyr "Humanity is ignorant, yet we choose to ignore it." -me[/quote]Nice[/quote]That was super lame.[/quote] Explain.[/quote] Because you posted it in the flood, simple as that :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FunnyWhytBoi Nah. Ignorance is nothing to be proud of. Unless you're ignorant to ignorance.[/quote] [b][u][Dotes (Door Notes): Original post of thread "*facepalm*"][/b][/u]: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BrokenTrucker post you best facepalms here im sure many will be worth a few lolz inb4thisthread[/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread "Yu-Gi-Oh!":[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GiggityGuy7 So, who thinks that the office is a pretty cool show?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Telec [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RILEY1997 are you 5? yu-gi-oh sucks[/quote]lrn 2 read the post before you reply...[/quote][/quote] [quote][b][u]Recreation of thread: "Is it possible to throw pineapples back in time?"[/b][/u] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP *throws pineapple into 2009*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegitSquared *turns back into pineapple plant*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GnadeMasta No. It explodes on contact.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Im SteelAssassn If so, I'd expect future whippersnappers woulda bombarded us with endless hordes of fruit already. But they could just be waiting till tomorrow.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHOTTY SNIP3R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Personsen I would find some other way to kill myself.[/quote] your not allowed to think outside the box. :)[/quote] [quote][b][u]OP:[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sl33p0r All of my Koi fish just died. T_T[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr PhiI Anyone up for some Sushi?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eijsvogel2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht The crust falls on the inside of tebh pisa nt i the inssie of teh pizza. I lik my serial heavy. Bicycle shoe actualize radishes greenly!!?![/quote] Itz cuz its a conpiracy of teh pissa mkaers for m0ar shinies. Heavy serial contains dangerous amounts of iron. green raditaon are bad, blue are gud![/quote] The dogz uf teh mine bar of the mun in mny city litr[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heil Wehrmacht [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Khodan DON'T FEED THE TROLL!!!! REPORT AND MOVE ON![/quote] Listen budy im trying to have a conversation with this fine gentleman in special people speak im not a troll...just speaking in another language that most people cannot understand.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt I AM None at different times.[/quote] [Edited on 08.16.2010 10:28 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tehUBERn00blet 2. If you had magical powers for altering anything in a video game, the things you would do to mess with people. Imagine people's shock when they play Team Slayer and get killed by Yoshi. [/quote] It's called hacking, genius.[/quote] I liked it, as did a few others.

Ow my head! I can't read all that.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SMHH42 You Sir, just made my day.[/quote] Can I break it?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] i Spark i phew.. no one has said [b] the secret word [/b] yet.[/quote] The secret word There, I said it. Old post but I don't care, I don't have the time to read through 10 pages of stuff.

Haha

You Sir, just made my day.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST1 this thread is c[u]old[/u][/quote] True, but it's being updated all the time.[/quote] Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.[/quote] He shouldn't be. This thread is not designed for fame for any particular person. Think of this as just an extension of Bungie.net, written by the community.[/quote] Aww. lol, thats nice.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST1 this thread is c[u]old[/u][/quote] True, but it's being updated all the time.[/quote] Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.[/quote] He shouldn't be. This thread is not designed for fame for any particular person. Think of this as just an extension of Bungie.net, written by the community.

Lets play a game. It's called no.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST1 this thread is c[u]old[/u][/quote] True, but it's being updated all the time.[/quote] Dont agree with the attetion seeker. We know hes jealous he hasnt got a thread as good as this.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECONZisODST1 this thread is c[u]old[/u][/quote] True, but it's being updated all the time.

this thread is c[u]old[/u]

Wow, I'm on it twice now! My life is complete.

Okay, momentous occasion complete! The quotes are now to continue on the next page! Be happy! :D [Edited on 11.06.2009 10:47 PM PST]

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=31977669]I'll be damned if you don't find something in all of this.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bravehart10000 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart It's a parallel universe with everyone wearing sombreros.[/quote]No, it is a parallel universe where people shop at K Mart instead of Target and Walmart.[/quote] Not exactly Flood, but funny none the less. Plus, it is by ninjas. [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo From this day forward, every man, woman, and child shall bear witness. They shall fully be aware that "Septagon" is no more. They shall proclaim to the heavens that it will now be called "The Screw." They shall honor it. Cherish it. Love it. They shall become one with it. This is no longer their Septagon. This is no longer their Bungie Community Forum. This shall forever more, be known as "The Screw."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Skibur Actually, I don't think it will... But prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo The nonbelievers will soon see the light. This "Septagon" is no more. No more hurt feelings, no more sadness, no more envy or pain. The Screw will set us free. A new day is upon. An age of glory. This glory shall be heard and seen throughout all the lands. And all will know that "The Screw" is upon us. It will take hold. It shall be honored. It shall set us free. The Screw. Change is now.[/quote][/quote]