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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Klederson I need help Flood[/quote] You're -blam-ed.[/quote] (I think it's funny, anyway)
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Cow goes BARRRRK.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reekhon As far as I know, there are three types of people on the flood. 1. People with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 2. People who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 3. Girls who badmouth people who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. So what are you?[/quote] Wrong. There are: Retards Social Outcasts Social Anarchists Children Bored People Retards Metallica Fans Rap Fans Fans of Hating Rap Serial Killers Retards Trolls Bad Trolls Mentally Traumed Trolls Goblins Retarted Trolls FBI Agents Bears of the Pedo Tribe Emotionly Dead People Emotionly Dying People Sadists Sexists Racists Retards Robots Tracers Ninjas Pirates Foman Foman's Mum And More Retards. There are More, But I'm Running Low on Cognitive Energy here.
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As far as I know, there are three types of people on the flood. 1. People with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 2. People who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. 3. Girls who badmouth people who badmouth people with girl problems who discuss them regurlarly. So what are you?
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im i on bungie.net?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meowth am i in this thread?[/quote] srsly?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] necrophile4life Necrophilia makes my pants fit nice.[/quote] This is pretty much my motto. Y'all know you'll repeat this to someone, some day; having just removed your tickle stick from some unfortunate corpse's hole. It's normal, you know.
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Am i in there?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my brother is a lesbian. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin I think my [b]brother[/b] is a [b]lesbian[/b]. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]brother lesbian.[/b] [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gr8 Strippin [b]BROTHER L.ESBIAN.[/b] [/quote] WAT[/quote]
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oh thy diddelidoooo oh dear bump i didely love yaaaa
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[i]The Holder of Candlejack In any city in any country, go to any insane asylum or halfway house you can get into. Tell the worker at the front desk you must speak with Candlejack. Should the worker say "Candlejack?", as he does not understand you, then begin to respond again but disappear mid-sentence, then you too will be kidnapped and knocked unconscious. You will wake up in what appears to be a temple of sorts. In the center of the structure there is a glowing staircase. At the top of the stairs is a large collection of rope. Take a few strands of rope, enough to be adequate for The Holder of Candlejack, but take too much and the Rope Gods WILL be angered. After taking some rope, go to the hallway at the southern end of the temple and make your way through it. You will hear the tortured, suffering screams of a thousand kidnapped children, but do not be distracted. When you finally reach the hall's end, you will encounter a man wearing a burlap sack. Even if his face is concealed, you can feel his gleaming eyes and evil smirk. Slowly and politely hand him the rope, and he will seem rather amused. Ask him solemnly, "Why do they scream?" And Candlejack, the Holder of Candlejack, will tell you in full detail his history, what he does and why, and why his captives suffer. Do not mention his name under any circumstances, or you will suffer the fates of his captives. After his story, Candlejack will give you a small, tied up child that was only recently captured and has yet to suffer. That child is object 1 of 538. What you do with the poor soul is up to you. It is your de[/i] Yes, I wrote that. It's on the first page of my thread, "Candlejack".
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Im sorry, did i drop my elbow on YOUR FACE!?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anino [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\ Anyway, here's a [url=http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/ry-man/timing.jpg]moment[/url] that made me chuckle when I first saw it.[/quote]Because [i]you[/i] toasted it. >.>[/quote]Yeah, probably. I've got other moments, but I don't think they're as good as any of the ones he posted, which are mainly Mod ones.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRPtwo Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\ Anyway, here's a [url=http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/ry-man/timing.jpg]moment[/url] that made me chuckle when I first saw it.[/quote]Because [i]you[/i] toasted it. >.>
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Lol...40 pages of awesome quotes...Too bad I don't have the patience to look for my name :\ Anyway, here's a [url=http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj207/ry-man/timing.jpg]moment[/url] that made me chuckle when I first saw it.
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Remember, guys. I also update the image section, not just the quotes. The image section is located on the second page that I got. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]Here.[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url][/quote] [Edited on 07.27.2010 6:18 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tom is cool for all those who buyd the halo 3 odst special edition including the halo reach beta . they released informations to the offical start 2010 [url=http://xboxteam.110mb.com/mine/]www.Xbox.com[/url][/quote] Why did you post this here. And I clicked the link, but I am not entering my email address. I don't know if the site is legit.
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for all those who buyd the halo 3 odst special edition including the halo reach beta . they released informations to the offical start 2010 [url=http://xboxteam.110mb.com/mine/]www.Xbox.com[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mityman50 [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]I don't think that could have played out any better.[/url][/quote] That. Is. Hilarious.
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[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]I don't think that could have played out any better.[/url]
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"can I have a coke?" "is pepsi alright?" "uh, is monopoly money alright?"
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I have a quote from somebody. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sPidey kOon HahahahHahHahahHAhAHHAhHAhAh u r 14 yeurs uld!![/quote] I honestly thought it was really funny.
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Wow, I made it! Several times! Now time to reread the two times I made the list a few dozen times!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] caveman wang no rush man we can wait just as long as you keep em comin[/quote] You don't have to wait. I still update this thing daily, but I'm just too lazy to update the title saying when I last updated it.
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no rush man we can wait just as long as you keep em comin
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fedilipocat Dude, it's been like 20 days. Where's our update? You banned dude, or dead?[/quote] I'm still updating. I'm just too lazy to update the little last updated thing.
