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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • Wait, there's a discussion to this thread?!

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  • Add this, please [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swystcheese Willy Wonka-Blood becomes molten chocolate.[/quote] As long as we're stealing names ;) Swiss Cheese-Crates appear as cheese [Edited on 01.16.2010 5:15 PM PST]

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  • Coming from the 'never been in this thread before' (to the best of my knowledge) standpoint - my god that was a lot of reading. I'm sure the Bible is shorter.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=42#end]Hot chick on chick action![/url] [Edited on 01.16.2010 5:14 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swystcheese Willy Wonka-Blood becomes molten chocolate.[/quote] As long as we're stealing names ;) Swiss Cheese-Crates appear as cheese

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  • Fire solves all problems. Even fire.

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  • Thats a lot of quotes!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]splatter ghost there's a demo!?! *walks away* OMG a brick *walks back* there's a demo!?! *walks off and is hit by a short bus* [/quote] [/quote] WOOH how did you find this one it's like on your fifth page but this is about two months old when LFD2 came out! [Edited on 01.12.2010 12:16 PM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cockburnicus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masterspade Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.[/quote] Loads of them are from V2. Obviously a second version of the flood is funnier, maybe it's the same with people. Perhaps BBB should clone himself, maybe then he might even be able to make a joke. [/quote]You know, Cockburnicus, I think you should make one. I bet it will be pretty popular one day...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masterspade Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.[/quote] Loads of them are from V2. Obviously a second version of the flood is funnier, maybe it's the same with people. Perhaps BBB should clone himself, maybe then he might even be able to make a joke. [Edited on 01.08.2010 6:47 AM PST]

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  • Second post of quotes is almost entirely from V2.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP Sweet, I'm on page 35![/quote] Actually, The OP is on page one.

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  • You Rock, I Epiclly Suck! Also, The cake is not A lie, I have it right here. [Edited on 01.08.2010 6:22 AM PST]

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  • so many good times on this

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  • *feels special for having two* Hi Door.

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  • Lol coomputer. And also, How old are you Old enough for punctuation. Ha!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n Or you just have a sweet spot for lil ol' me.[/quote] No, Doors standards seem to be dropping. For one, I'm on there. [/quote] My standards: Must make me laugh Cannot just be a conversation or one-liner originating in this thread

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CFG Deadly Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?[/quote] Meh, it's a bit spammy. I understand why people want attention, but if it's in this thread, it's not going on the list.[/quote] That's a lie and you know it.[/quote] I'll add them if it is a quote from somewhere that they want me to add, but I won't add it if it is just something that they posted here, or unless it is something REALLY special.[/quote] Or you just have a sweet spot for lil ol' me.[/quote] No, Doors standards seem to be dropping. For one, I'm on there.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CFG Deadly Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?[/quote] Meh, it's a bit spammy. I understand why people want attention, but if it's in this thread, it's not going on the list.[/quote] That's a lie and you know it.[/quote] I'll add them if it is a quote from somewhere that they want me to add, but I won't add it if it is just something that they posted here, or unless it is something REALLY special.[/quote] Or you just have a sweet spot for lil ol' me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CFG Deadly Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?[/quote] Meh, it's a bit spammy. I understand why people want attention, but if it's in this thread, it's not going on the list.[/quote] That's a lie and you know it.[/quote] I'll add them if it is a quote from somewhere that they want me to add, but I won't add it if it is just something that they posted here, or unless it is something REALLY special.

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  • Keep your balls to yourself!

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  • for all those who buyd halo 3 odst special edition including the halo reach beta . they released informations to the offical start 2010 [url=http://xboxteam.110mb.com/mine/]www.Xbox.com[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CFG Deadly Does anyone else find it amusing that almost every post in this thread, is trying to get in this thread?[/quote] Meh, it's a bit spammy. I understand why people want attention, but if it's in this thread, it's not going on the list.[/quote] That's a lie and you know it.

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  • Oh teh noes!!1

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  • Sweet, I'm on page 35!

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  • lol, i like the lightbulb one

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