I coulda just said that you've acquired some good quotes and mighty -blam!- ones. Don't bother saving that one.

"And you'll get this", *lady hands him a contract." Whatta ya think?. Man reads and looks at her, "You THINK I'MMA MONEY MACHINE?!?! That's alotta damn fine print."<-- sad, I know, but I had to say something...seems pointless to go on lol.

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Online/Halo3UserContentDetails.aspx?h3fileid=49732675]Wort Wort?[/url]

These quotes suck. [quote]I am pissed because I just tore a hole in my -blam!-. Now my toes are sticking out of it! It feels really weird and it is distracting me.[/quote] [quote] Crap! I meant to say that I tore a hole in my [b]sock[/b]![/quote] [Edited on 03.10.2010 10:09 AM PST]

Much props for all your work, Dumb Door. Keep it up.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempt #5] Foiled. Bungie2, I hereby ban you from this thread... OFF WITH YE![/quote] Cheese and Crackers, the Pirate whacked me again. =/

-----------------REDACTED----------------------- Thx Door. [Edited on 03.10.2010 12:46 AM PST]

[Attempt #5] Foiled. Bungie2, I hereby ban you from this thread... OFF WITH YE! [Edited on 03.10.2010 12:44 AM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempt #3] Success![/quote] Strike- awwwh. For a Dumb Door, your quite Smart.

[quote][/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Wierd Dreams [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY i only have wet dreams.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY i only have wet dreams.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] diadex [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money .....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ghostnubelost15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money Wierd dreams[/quote] what?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money *sigh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Millis [quote] What are some weird dreams you have had? [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Corporate FatCat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money *sigh*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabKiller I dreamed that I had to point out to a co-worker that her baby clearly had a lobotomy performed recently.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bergXX09 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money .....[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote] If you cant beat em...join em.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snyder Pyder [b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money What are some weird dreams you have had?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain Millis Okay, okay, this is gettin ridiculous now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote]Mosh pit money [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBamBi o [quote]Wierd [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Otterlover77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote]If you cant beat em...join em.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] albinoalpacka [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [/quote]Cookies?[/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vadam930 I had a weird dream that an OP quoted the 1st reply to this thread and then everyone quoted the OP.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNN[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHILOSOPHY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 GOING ONNNNN[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scatcycle01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ONNNNN[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh pit Money[/quote][/quote] [quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rambo Stu I open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur. And then everyone turned into a bear.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00bt4stic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Identity Lost Better would it be to never exist at all than have to suffer the pains of eternal suffering.[/quote]Oh, I get it. Just go have some ice cream and watch a romantic comedy, you'll feel better in the morning.[/quote] [quote][/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=49201302&postRepeater1-p=1][b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Oh Dear.[/url] OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 It would appear I have become slightly on fire, any suggestions?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Kill it with.... WATER! cwutididthar[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Kill it with.... WATER! cwutididthar[/quote]I found a water bottle with GASOLENE written on it, I think this should put it out......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 AAAAAAGHH!! it burns!!!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cockburnicus Stop, drop and roll. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cockburnicus Stop, drop and roll. [/quote]ok, i'll just roll over this convinent bed of nails[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 AAAAAAAAAGHH!!! THE PAIN!!!! OH GOD THE PAIN!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne May misfortune follow you to your grave. Which is full of water, ironically. *Keeps digging*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne May misfortune follow you to your grave. Which is full of water, ironically. *Keeps digging*[/quote]*wakes up in grave* I'm not dead let me out!!!! AAAAGHH!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm umm umm umm umm did down deeper so your on fire then you've got some water to put it out with[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm umm umm umm umm did down deeper so your on fire then you've got some water to put it out with[/quote]I still need to get out the grave though![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm dig up dig up[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 umm dig up dig up[/quote]*starts digging*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 are you there yet[/quote]*hand bursts out of grave like in zombie films* nearly there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *climbs out of ground and realises that the zombie apocolypse has happened while he was under*[/quote]well time to get to work *loads shotgun*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *Realises as he loads shot gun that is only the gag bullets*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *Realises as he loads shot gun that is only the gag bullets*[/quote]*climbs back into hole*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *falls back into watery grave*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Defect450 *looks around* wtf u talking about *plays moar reach*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Defect450 *looks around* wtf u talking about *plays moar reach*[/quote]*zombie sneaks up behind and bites his head off*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Ahhhh, the late night Flood. While the mods are away, the Flood will play. >:D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne Ahhhh, the late night Flood. While the mods are away, the Flood will play. >:D[/quote]I live in scotland, so its actually mid-day where I am [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scare00 *oww*[/quote] [quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] phax0r_hax0r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THC Tango if youve been on youtube lately, [b]many videos have been hacked, including RWJ, Shane Dawson, and Many VEVO videos,[/b] who the -blam!- did this?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x______Sign Here [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jtforums [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x______Sign Here You should have made your title more clear because some people might confuse it for the popular game made by Bungie called "Halo Reach"[/quote] You must lack a cerebrum and have an over-sized cerebellum.[/quote] How can I lack a Cerebrum and have an over-sized one at the same time you idiot?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.[/quote] I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how insepid your comment was.[/quote] Then maybe you should get a goddamn hearing aide, or better yet just learn to read smartass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papa Smurf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master_Chief_112 Call of Duty: Blue Ops, because Black Ops sounds racially insensitive so it must be made blue.[/quote] I'll see you in court.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ConformistFTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Procons Now bungie is losing 1/8 their fan base[/quote]lolno[/quote]It's true. Procon's mass totals to about 1/8 of the total mass of Bungie's fan base.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flame Killa 2PC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fierce Communist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fierce Communist [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Closest land-based relative to the lobster is the cockroach. I don't hesitate to swat or step on those. Why would I worry about the last moments of my dinner when that dinner has a rudimentary central nervous system? Oh, and you know what a lobster's favorite food is? Other lobsters. And they don't quickly kill their food, they eat it alive.[/quote] How about you piss off mate.[/quote] If you come on the Internet, don't expect everyone's response to you claim of "inhumane" to be all friendly. This isn't a land of unicorns and rainbows, it's the Internet. [/quote] You act as if the internet is a second form of society. Get over your internet compulsion. I was simply disagreeing with someone. You obviously can't make a basic inference.[/quote] Seemed like he handed out some facts and you couldn't refute anything so you decided to just call him names.[/quote] [Edited on 10.03.2010 9:50 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [Attempt #2] Rawr, failed.[/quote] This deserves a Double Fail Award.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamer Stix "We have accessed the Human intelligence archives, [i]Google[/i]." "What a ridiculous name." "They also have a subsection called [i]Yahoo[/i]."[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread, "Tosh.0" [quote]OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munchie iZ Pr0 Anyone else watch the greatest show ever to grace the television?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stanoy You misspelled Lost.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stanoy You misspelled Lost.[/quote] If so, then he also misspelled worst, and plague[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0< web soup[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rillow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0< web soup< the internet[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rillow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Tosh.0 > web soup< the internet> the virtual world of tecnology. > bacon < kielbasa[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SkeletonPack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sara MODERN WARFARE 2 TAKES NO SKILL PEOPLE ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE IT'S SO EASY TO KILL PEOPLE!! ALL WHAT YOU DO IS CAMP IT'S REALLY JUST FOR NOOBS!!!!!!![/quote] How in the hell did you manage to get that username?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloW121arrior that's crazy.. READING NEWS POSTS FROM THE FUTURE!! lol time zone's made my day today[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy Its called an [b][i][u]opinion[/u][/i][/b][/quote] If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.[/quote] This is the statement most of the internet is based on... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SkeletonPack Because pissing off every Muslim in the world is going to defeat a small group of insurgent Muslims in the Middle East...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Judge Bread I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Am Lonely im a chubby chaser.[/quote] 12 Pints of beer and I'll chase anything.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rampant Tragedy Anyone who says "Anyone who says that beauty is subjective is an idiot" is an idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RadioactvCheese ^ See, an intelligent people ARE on the Flood.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Helveck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey I thought this was some conglomeration of Dr. Seuss and Einsteinian physics.[/quote]Time Hortons[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:[/u][/b] Recreation of Thread: What is one of the funniest scenes from that 70s show? [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ninebreaker999 I liked the part where the show went off the air.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the seed i also liked that part[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mike_Bson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XTheRedScholarX Ok I have an over controling mother who Denys when she's wrong. I go to Internet school(alot worse than it sounds) so I don't meet anybody. My mom is a control freak an Drunk and addicted to cigarets father who stole money from me to by cigarets. And I have no friendS .two windy sisters who I have to take care of because mom doesn't want to. Do you think my life is bad?[/quote]. . . and on top of that, you were born missing the part of your brain responsible for grammar. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron -I'm slightly psychotic. -My mother is a temperamental ass. -My father is always out of town. -I am an atheist going to a Catholic school. -I lack the drive to make friends. -I am forced to go to all my school's football games. -I am surrounded my idiots. -Depression and I are very close friends. I have a great life, yet none of those were lies. Let me explain in a less misleading manner, now. -My psyche is the way I have constructed it and the way I prefer it to be. -My mother is temperamental and often freaks out, but she's loving and cares for me. -My father is out of town because his job, which is high paying, demands it. -I go to a Catholic school because I am getting a great education. -People approach me, I don't approach them. They make friends with me. -I am in the Pep Band, so I have to go to football games. -I [i]am[/i] surrounded by idiots, but I'm not going to complain. -I used to be depressed for no rational reason. I can look at my life through either of those perspectives. Both are accurate, but I live my life according to the way which I see it. Be happy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FearlessMagnum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vexomnia VT1 I get up around the same time, but feeling like P-diddy.[/quote] before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of juice cause when I leave for mein reich im gonna kill some jews[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SavageMETISguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SmD x MaYHeM x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch No I'm not a redneck.[/quote] I slightly resent that. I enjoy hunting and shooting, and I live in the South. [/quote] dont worry bout him, he just steriotypes people and assume all hunting and shooting is what rednecks do. personally hunting is part of my culture just a ignorant ass,ignore it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Elite Mouse I consider myself relatively good. Can usually get three fired simultaneously with a pump-action shotgun, as in, 1 pump per clay pigeon. I've also pulled off hitting a clay pigeon with a single-six revolver, that is fun as hell, and luckily the pigeons don't break when they hit the ground.[/quote] I read this in my head with a real broad Texas accent.[/quote] Wrong side of North America man! Read that -blam!- with a parka and some whale blubber in hand.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlindLuck [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 Some one who always ended his post with yorkie kind like how TGP always ends his post with TGP.[/quote] Ah, ok. Is it kinda like a flood exclusive meme?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] narphenal You have to post a picture, so we know whether to fap, or man the harpoons. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] relliK42 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 10,000,000,000 what? Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Chick peas? Pebbles? Tacos?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Tacos[/quote] Mother of God, that would be [i]a lot[/i] of tacos.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Gun Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lethal Spaniard It's so cOLD in here there is mOLD and gOLD painted walls that make me scOLD.[/quote] you're quite the bOLD one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cyberdemon lll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spiderman2343 Reported for being retarded.[/quote] Reported for retard discrimination [/quote]Reported for reporting.[/quote]Report's for being a reporter that reported a reporter for reporting[/quote]Reported for this being pointless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrv2005 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tater Salad jr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reed6969 U got alot to learn about chciks. They talk alot so i say do it with class, Ugly girls will talk to hot girls[/quote]You got a lot to learn about english and grammer my apprentice.[/quote]You have much to learn about the English language and grammar, my stupid apprentice. [/quote]You have much to learn about English language and grammar, my hypocritical apprentice. [/quote]You guys got alot to learn about hate my dumbass aprentices.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/u][/b] In a thread about the weirdest thing you have eaten. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Valmar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Meekalee ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[/quote]You... Ate yourself...?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elmicker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Texas Ben Problem is that if you try and actually educate kids about sex (as opposed to abstinence-only programs), you have certain groups throwing hissy fits. Big hissy fits.[/quote]It's not the size of the hissy fit that matters.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leader AleX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg pro kitler Your retarded [/quote]Oh the irony...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awsomedude302145 [/quote]That's where I started ignoring you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AwesomePie I am a professional retard finder, and my retard counter is ticking furiously next to the OP.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:[/u][b] From thread: So I was clocked in the side of the head by a belt. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 Must have been a hell of a belt.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money TROLL IDENTIFIED WOOOOOP WOOOOOOP WOOOOP WOOOOP[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] diadex that makes literally hardly any sense[/quote] That sentence makes me a sad panda.[/quote] [Edited on 09.19.2010 9:13 PM PDT]

[Attempt #2] Rawr, failed. [Edited on 03.10.2010 12:42 AM PST]

[Attempt #1] Failed [Edited on 03.10.2010 12:41 AM PST]

Time to try for the top of page 44!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] littleicyman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZzbubbleszZ Its not Rap3 if you yell suprise [/quote] No.[/quote] You can't rap3 the willing?[/quote] But you can unwillingly rap3 the unwilling. [Edited on 03.10.2010 12:39 AM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjawho7 wheres do a barrel roll![/quote] Nice statement.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] anonanon I don't want to help you. I'm sorry. =([/quote]

MOAR HEADSHOTS!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkBladeX98 seen some of it yes. but i dont think itl be like BF1 or 2 because you still have to scavenge for guns, there are ragdolls, the controls are wayyy different, [u][i][b]and its just wayy more awesome than star wars[/b][/i][/u]. however battlefront was my fav ps2 game.[/quote]*starts laughing uncontrollably*[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail Im too lazy to write an actual comment so I will quote this user who has generally said what I would. [/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Luki Tiki Tri my gramps just died... hes just kinda sitting in his rocker on my porch its freaking me out...[/quote] If he's wearing shoes, it's ok to draw on his face.[/quote]

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mother in law. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put up 2 posts against trolls and Moderators took both of them down. Is Bungie rooting for harassment or something? These forums were against obnoxious harrasers and the locked them and gave me warnings like I was a harasser.

Quotable Quotes... 1: Can't let you brew that, starbucks! 2: IMMAH FIRIN MAH LAZER!!! 3: Do a Barrel roll! 4: Random flood quote(NO JOKE HERD IT WIT IWHBYD SKULL) mmmmm..hamburger.... 5:.... 6:Lightning Jim runs fast!

I lol'd. Then i came back 4 weeks later and actually read every quote, and lol'd some more.