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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Some of these aren't too bad
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man Did you know that firing a shotgun in someones general direction is 95% sure to negatively impact their day?[/quote] and what of the of the 5%? Do they just dissolve into a puddle to dodge the bullets or something?
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Did you know that firing a shotgun in someones general direction is 95% sure to negatively impact their day?
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Candle Jack....... i said it, what ya gonna do? hu?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Johnny Rotten [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kaltyr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cortworld112 i was wondering if anyone wanted to start from the begging with me and go as far as we can(or feel up to) [/quote] lol[/quote] Epic choice of words+misspelling=post of the year. [/quote] Thisss ^^ [Edited on 04.10.2010 8:35 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list. Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.[/quote] These are organized. They are organized by when they were posted and found by me. That's the organization. And is it really all that hard to hit Ctrl + F? And does it really matter who's on this list? It's for funny quotes. If you think you've said something funny, PM it to me, and I'll add it.[/quote]Geese, I was messing with you. Sorry, I should have put more emphasis in the sarcasm because it's so hard to pick up on the internet.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nz Snipedown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Create New Topic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva First blood. [/quote] I'm uncertain as to why Rambo holding a -blam!- came to mind.[/quote] I think this is great.[/quote] No.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Create New Topic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Minerva First blood. [/quote] I'm uncertain as to why Rambo holding a -blam!- came to mind.[/quote] I think this is great.
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Like.. all of these are NF.
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[quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wyatt I AM None at different times.[/quote][/quote] I don't get this one. [Edited on 04.07.2010 11:04 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bloody Nine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bocoloco14 he is rite this is retarted,but tostay on topic:[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language Help, he's killing me![/quote][/quote] I found this one a few minutes ago
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00bt4stic [quote]I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes[/quote] If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar.[/quote]I remember that, I think Recon replied with "I don't think that means what you think it means." I also believe that thread was deleted a long time ago.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GladBurrito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreakishDrD1sco [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] Your post annoys me,you say stop being funny and yet you say that some on fails. You sir/jackass are a hippocrite.[/quote] [url=http://rlv.zcache.com/hippocrite_tshirt-p235514535314458027yo5d_400.jpg]Hippocrite[/url], [url=http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Hypocrite]Hypocrite[/url], or [url=http://jlhuss.blog.lemonde.fr/files/2009/05/001a959e.1243206471.jpg]Hippocrate[/url], take your pick. And he has a point. I won't add stuff to the list if it is in this thread.[/quote] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hippopotamus]Hippopotamus[/url] WUT [/quote] [url=http://featherdust.critter.net/digitalunrefinedhtml/images/Hippocampus.jpg]Hippocampus[/url] WUT
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I'm in here 3 times. Woo!
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I submit: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rhea The only reason your hos have bigger tits and ass than I do is because they are extremely obese. [/quote]
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Aw.... apparently i suck at making people lolgasm. :(
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lone Wolf l15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Henry540 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolDaveThrash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Henry540 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre No. I sold MW2 last week.[/quote]Troll is obvious troll is obvious...[/quote] You're doin it wrong...[/quote]No xbox.com says it like that...[/quote]somebody let A Dumb Door know about this.[/quote] here's one.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrel dude This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list. Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.[/quote] These are organized. They are organized by when they were posted and found by me. That's the organization. And is it really all that hard to hit Ctrl + F? And does it really matter who's on this list? It's for funny quotes. If you think you've said something funny, PM it to me, and I'll add it.
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This entire thread should be organized alphabetically. Because then I could take less time in trying to see if I'm on the list. Also, cause that would be really freaking sweet. Seriously, who doesn't like organization.
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"Hi I'm Friday.Would you like to go out Saturday and have a Sunday?"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Berillium I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tricky Hornet Did you even read what was said before that?[/quote] No, did you?[/quote] Yes, I did, it was about you!
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Avoid back alleys. Listen to these wise words. [Edited on 03.28.2010 7:33 PM PDT]
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...we do not exist!!!!!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cto888 ... Milk. [/quote]*Head asplodes*[/quote]
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@_@ I> _I *Has this guy read the thread?!?!* ITS WHERE YOU 'POST'.....'FUNNY'....'SAYINGS'!!!!!!!!! With a mini Ss!! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote]
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Most of these are really funny!
