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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Connorwmcl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Its A Mirage the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"[/quote]I remember that lol.[/quote]I forgot to save that thread. SOMEBODY POST A LINK TO IT

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lugia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil Elite Lugia! Use Facepalm![/quote] Does this count as me being mentioned?[/quote] I caught you in a Heavy ball the other day. No offence.

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  • P.S. - The bottom quote was a reply to the top :-) [Edited on 04.29.2010 2:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote]I'm not so much angry with Bungie as I am worried about it. You guys put out awesome products (well...ONI for PC blew...but hey). And I know how you guys kill yourselves to make such good products. But Activision has a habit of making things worse for developers. I know that the Infinity Ward debacle has been beat to death, but look at what they go through! As soon as a product goes RTM, AV basically started beating them into submission to start work on the next with no breaks. You guys deserve better. I don't know what things were like with M$, but I can't imagine Activision being better. At all. Period.[/quote] [quote]I don't think bungie left because things were bad with Microsoft, they just wanted a little more control of their future titles. It's not like Bill gates Whipped them on their backs as they developed Halo 3, saying: "Faster, you whelps!" [/quote]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Shamrock5139 So...how about them Lions?[/quote] They lied.... They are actually in your closet watching you as we speak.

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  • So...how about them Lions?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Its A Mirage the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"[/quote]I remember that lol.

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  • "We are Facepunch's little brother. 4chan is our retarded cousin." ~christbl58 on The Flood

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  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bkay123 I watched twilight........2 times..........didn't cry and I am still hetero. Try to beat that HA[/quote] Yeah, but I'm a guy

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  • If you can't take the heat don't tickle the dragon.

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  • I'm in this THREAD :D!!!!!!!!!! *gets naked and dances*

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  • the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"

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  • [url=http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/6631/picture3qcd.png][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mondoux [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T B1ZZL3 Fleshlight.[/quote] lurn 2 spell [/quote] *facepalm*[/quote] *screen capped*[/quote][/url] Found it on my computer after taking it a year ago :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] n00bt4stic [quote]I like cream pies. Especially the ones your mom makes[/quote] If that one is not in there, somebody find that thread. We got a ninja to reply to that one, it was the best pie pole evar.[/quote] that was in the pie thread, which has been deleted. Such a loss.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] defenderofgo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IamWyatt [url=http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=People+named%20Feb]Google Search: People named Feb[/url], I didn't even check the results, that's how confident I am.[/quote]Oh lawl[/quote] Damn it.[/quote] I felt it was worthy.

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  • If it's stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid.

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  • I only have one post mentioned in this entire thread dedicated to quoting posts and it was one of the dumbest posts I've ever made...

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  • One day me and my friends were walking home from school. and there was a guy with a shopping cart, he looked homeless. so as we walk by my one friend says "He's using Scavenger Pro."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ProperPK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TexasToast712 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] comandercody451 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ProperPK Did you know that the corporate face of our western world is at the expense of thousand of children who work 18 hour days for pennies a day. Did you stop laughing now?[/quote]Hmm? What did you say? I was eating my frozen dinner and watching ABC on my 52in tv.[/quote] Cost to pay kids in Somalia to make our product: 0.10 cents a day Cost of ComanderCody's post: Priceless[/quote] Some things are priceless. For everything else, there's foreign child slave labour.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PQ9 Holy -blam!- I'm in a box further up the page! Wait no thats back a few pages....or a lot......damn [Edited on 04.15.2010 4:37 PM PDT][/quote] You should feel spec...nah. So did I...like 3 or 4 pages back.

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  • I keep seeing my picture but finding out it's not me...I've just leveled up to a new level of head self-implosion.

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  • Holy -blam!- I'm in a box further up the page! Wait no thats back a few pages....or a lot......damn [Edited on 04.15.2010 4:37 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] davidfazz243 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FAVRE14FAN When in dought...blame stosh[/quote] *FaceBaguette*[/quote]

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  • All Internet forums have a 100% chance of infecting someone with stupidity.

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  • Some of these aren't too bad

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