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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[[/quote]
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Achronos: And what's this about a "design team" I've been hearing? Apparently stosh is so awesome he's now considered a "team".
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JV100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] surefire6 I went Ezio (from assassin's creed 2) on someone 3 months ago. [/quote]Is...he okay?[/quote]
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When do they find you and stick you back in your straitjacket in the mental hospital? We will burn through this stupidity, retrieve the index of common sense, and burn any troll that gets in our way! -Last said during the dark ages, May 2.
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[quote] [b]posted by [/b] FatalLithe Why, because something infinity more important than a video game, comes up and I have to leave? lol! My 7 year old son just got hit by a vase that the cat bumped off the table, just wait son! You'll be fine! I need to finish this game. Then I'll come and help you! [/quote] From a discussion if there should be banhammer for quitting, XD [Edited on 05.09.2010 1:48 AM PDT]
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old Chinese proverb says ' he who go to bed with itchy bottom, wakes up with smelly finger '
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Time to kick a## and chew bubblegum...and I'm all outta gum.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Z20INNOCENTJEWZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maverickninja97 Well no it doesn't have any cussing in it, but let's just say that if I were to tell it, a lot of jewish people would probably end up offended.[/quote]does it have to do with a boy scout or a pizza?[/quote] Er... no. It has to do with Hitler and a Pokemon reference.
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[quote]Subject: what kind of snake do you while playing halo3 or food[/quote] [quote]Posted by: Small Grunt What is your god-damned problem, boy?[/quote] [quote]Posted by: He Is LeGiT lol i wanna see the OP order food at a restaurant. "CAN I GET HAM THE TO EATING HAM COOK FOOD HAM PLEASE?"[/quote] [quote]Posted by: GezaB [quote]Posted by: BLIB [quote]Posted by: s y n c x70 wow, learn to type and speak english correctly.[/quote] [b]Hypocracy[/b] is a funny thing.[/quote] Yes, it is.[/quote] [Edited on 05.05.2010 10:15 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ratekinc Why isn't me in there?[/quote] because you're at the hospital, taking care of the English teacher in a coma[/quote] But its so boring! I shot his leg, and he didn't even twitch!!! I"m not allowed to leave either, so I have to order more bullets online...[/quote] [i][b]SILVER BULLETS?????????[/b][/i]
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DO NOT WANT!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maverickninja97 Well no it doesn't have any cussing in it, but let's just say that if I were to tell it, a lot of jewish people would probably end up offended.[/quote]does it have to do with a boy scout or a pizza?
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Well no it doesn't have any cussing in it, but let's just say that if I were to tell it, a lot of jewish people would probably end up offended. [Edited on 05.05.2010 3:27 PM PDT]
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Well. (In response to an insult.)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maverickninja97 I have a particular joke that has made people start crying they laughed so hard, but if I were to tell it here, I'd probably get banned.[/quote]If it's due to swearing, the blam filter will take it out. If it is for sensuality/suggestive humor, nothing I can do about it. Plus, these are supposed to be actual quotes from actual members outside of this post, not just jokes.
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I have a particular joke that has made people start crying they laughed so hard, but if I were to tell it here, I'd probably get banned.
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When life gets you down punch life in the face for begin a jerk :) [Edited on 05.04.2010 5:49 PM PDT]
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Jesus was dying on the cross and he said to Peter "Come forth and i will grant you eternal life". But he came fifth and won a toaster.
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[b]Posted by: Monkeylizard Posted by: continuesforever How can one prove that evolution is true? Charmander -> Charmeleon -> Charizard[/b] [Edited on 05.04.2010 2:45 PM PDT]
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Amazing how everyone trys so hard to be hilarious on here. [Edited on 05.03.2010 8:24 PM PDT]
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Eyes...sore..help...I think I read Facebook(?) in there..or my eyes are betraying me...*rips out eyes.*
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Another spot of advice from me: "I agree. Sometimes I'm just scratching my balls and before I know it it's over. A man should be able to scratch his balls." ~christbl58 on Halo Reach's short map choice times.
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The game!!! funny for me annnoying for you
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cosby Bill [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sponge RELOADED I love you guys so much.[/quote] A elderly African American male with a pudding fetish loves you to![/quote]
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I am 12 and what is this.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Connorwmcl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Its A Mirage the funniest post i saw as the one from when michael jackson died a guy with the account named michael jackson posted in the thread saying "its all right guys im ok"[/quote]I remember that lol.[/quote]I forgot to save that thread. SOMEBODY POST A LINK TO IT
