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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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saying number 100,000,000,000,00.......0,000... whatever: [quote]LEEEERROOOOYYYY JEEENNNKIIINSS!!!! ~~~Spoken by a true genius; Leeroy Jenkins[/quote] =Þ [Edited on 06.04.2010 2:59 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JABBERWOCK xeno Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I saw a phone add for a psychic. Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?" Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up. [/quote] @Rahm Emanuel: Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious.[/quote] Yep. And, yay! I made it in. [/quote] ..... rofl?
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[quote]Q) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? A) 1 to change the lightbulb and post about it 14 to share similar experiences and explain how the lightbulb could've been changed differently. 1 to move it to the lighting forum 2 to argue about it and move it to the electrical forum 7 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the first post 5 to flame the spell-checkers 6 to point out spelling/grammar mistakes in the flamer's posts 9 to argue whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" 3 to claim they're industry professionals and the proper term is "lamp" 15 to claim they were in the industry and "lightbulb" is a perfectly acceptable term 19 to say this forum is not about lightbulbs and should be taken back to the lighting forum 14 to say that everyone uses lightbulbs and thus, the topic should be taken to the general discussion forum 36 to discuss the dangers of lightbulb changing without a professional opinion 5 to say they're not lightbulb professionals, nor do they play one on TV, and thus they should not be taken seriously 4 to call everyone in the topic a "n00b" 28 to flame the flamers 9 to post poems about lightbulbs 12 to flame the poets 7 to post URLs where you can see different kinds of lightbulbs 4 to report the links are broken 6 to fix the links 5 to declare they will no longer post because they can no longer handle the lightbulb controversy 4 to say "We had this discussion 2 weeks ago" 13 to say "Go do a Google search on lightbulbs" 1 to post pr0n 12 to comment on the pr0n 1 to eat lightbulbs 2 to remain speechless And finally... 1 forum lurker to post 6 months later and get the whole argument started again. Credit to Chronic Apathy from HIH.[/quote] whooa.....
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zogen everyone cheer melons are here! - that's what you say after the strippers you just hired arrived! - *sigh* - I am a silly hazelnut. :P > your mom. I am tired it is bedtime now. mmmmooooooooooooooooooo![/quote] I felt like I was reading a college yearbook when I saw this.
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:) [Edited on 08.28.2010 5:18 AM PDT]
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Warning: This video might contain inappropriate language. If you haven't heard the word -blam!- before, well you did now. [Edited on 06.01.2010 3:10 PM PDT]
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Dear A Dumb Door, PLEASE put this one in, I nearly cried laughing. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]JT SHAD0 what should we do? call girls, go outside and play with the water hose (rofl), etc? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]iReGreTz x Play with each others water hoses. [/quote]
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How are these funny?
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=44630613]BEST.POLL.EVER.[/url] This guy's a genius. [Edited on 05.30.2010 5:30 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] minionofpurple Everyone who is trying to be funny please stop, you fail[/quote] You try then dip-blam!-.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JABBERWOCK xeno Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I saw a phone add for a psychic. Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?" Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up. [/quote] @Rahm Emanuel: Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious.[/quote] Yep. And, yay! I made it in. [Edited on 05.28.2010 6:35 PM PDT]
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Controversy, itself, is not controversial.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Shamrock5139 Imagine an Elite as a health teacher: "Beware of genital wort, wort, worts! [/quote]Love it!
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The flood in all its glory
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Hang on while I finish my game of Clue: The MW2 edition: It was general Shepherd in the field with the revolver Also... Imagine an Elite as a health teacher: "Beware of genital wort, wort, worts!
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Well, you know what they say if retards could fly the Flood would be an airport. I can be remembered now? (Then again why would I want the Flood to remember me?)
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Chris Feener-Thanks for the constructive criticism -blam!-face!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yax I tempted to submit some of my posts, but that would just be egotistical and unfunny...[/quote] Just send them to me via PM. There's no shame if it truly is funny. It takes all kinds of humor.
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I'm tempted to submit some of my posts, but that would just be egotistical and unfunny... [Edited on 05.25.2010 9:48 PM PDT]
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Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] doogoon I saw a phone add for a psychic. Interested, I gave it a call. The phone rang four times and when it was answered, the "psychic" said, "Hello! Who is this?" Outraged and feeling ripped off, I hung up. [/quote] @Rahm Emanuel: Was that sarcastic? I'm jewish and I thought that was hialorious. [Edited on 05.23.2010 1:58 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Basket GT America always wins. Vietnam was just for lolz.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ScoutedSoldier[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I GREEPER I Okay we all know HALO REACH is coming this FALL (Duh) but There's also going to be other BIG 1st person shooters coming out this FALL , Let's start with the BIG DADDY of 1st person shooters CALL of DUTY: Black Ops....enough said. (That's how good it is) Next is Crysis 2 , Now i played the first one on PC and the Graphics are Incredible!!! and now CRYSIS 2 is going to be running on CryEngine 3 (Better than Unreal Engine 3) That means the Graphics , Gameplay , Sounds , AI , Physics , Cinematics and more is going be better MUCH BETTER! Next is HALO REACH , Now this is hands down the best HALO game i ever played ! I mean i haven't been so happy playing Halo since Halo 2 ! and I already pre-order my copy OOOH YEEAAHH ! but with all these Blockbuster 1st person shooter titles coming this FALL how can Bungie win ? Do Bungie Got Competition ?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The English Language STOP RAPING ME![/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JABBERWOCK xeno Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[[/quote] [/quote] Thanks for trying to include my quote. [/quote] Grrrr... *smashes over head with menorah* [/quote] Lol wut?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JABBERWOCK xeno Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[[/quote] [/quote] Thanks for trying to include my quote. [/quote] Grrrr... *smashes over head with menorah*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JABBERWOCK xeno Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[[/quote] [/quote] Thanks for trying to include my quote.
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Add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiralhanae_1337 I used to think Krystalnacht was a Jewish holiday. =[[/quote]
