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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER If you need a hamburger come here. Yes we do have cats typing in here. Goodbye.[/quote] I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. :D
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If you need a hamburger come here. Yes we do have cats typing in here. Goodbye. [Edited on 06.27.2010 5:36 AM PDT]
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[quote]Or JHOXs. Next poster can't get me naow![/quote] Hehe, I got you!
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Holy Talito Batman! you quoted me, I feels so happay :)
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bulletproof2323 this ones a good one. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twilight Fanatic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx who the hell are you?[/quote][b]Your[/b] worst nightmare [/quote]a grammatically challenged person? AHHHHHHH[/quote][/quote] I remember that! I lol'd so hard!
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01000001 01101101 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100110 01110101 01101110 01101110 01111001 00111111 ------------------- No, no you are not. -EDIT- Btw, 0100010001101111011011100010011101110100001000000110011001101111011100100110011101100101011101000010000001110100011011110010000001110100011000010110101101100101001000000111100101101111011101010111001000100000010001010111001101110100011100100110111101100111011001010110111000100000011001100110000101100111011001110110111101110100 [Edited on 06.25.2010 7:01 PM PDT]
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this ones a good one. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twilight Fanatic [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNACHOVEZx who the hell are you?[/quote][b]Your[/b] worst nightmare [/quote]a grammatically challenged person? AHHHHHHH[/quote]
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The colour Orange rhymes with the fruit orange. Since the fruit orange IS the colour Orange, It must be the ultimate fruit. Alot of other things are orange too including Chuck Norris' beard and carrots. Carrots help you see in the dark. If Chuck Norris could see in the dark he would be an even more efficient killing machine. The only way to defeat Chuck Norris is to divide by 0 (but this is impossible, nothing defeats Chuck Norris). However, If I learned anything from the DaVinci Code, it was that in order to crack this code I will need to make non-sensible assumptions with no evidence to back it up. Therefore I am going to assume that if I divide 7 (because SEVEN is the ultimate number, nothing beats SEVEN) by 0, it will equal Orange. The Word "raptors" has 7 letters! Knowing this, if I eat an orange at 7:07 AM on July 7th (Bungie Day) Raptor Jesus will descend from the heavens and tell me the meaning of life. Only one problem, I DON'T SPEAK RAPTOR! But if I learned anything about the psychology of dinosaurs (Raptors are Dinosaurs!) from watching The Land Before Time, It's that they don't like it when Lava kills them! Lava is Orange! I'm interperating this to mean that I must throw the orange into the Lava of Mount Doom. One time a Hobbit named Frodo threw a ring into Mount Doom. You wear rings on your fingers, and guess what, Frodo only had 7 Fingers because one was bit off by Smeagol (and thumbs don't count as fingers)! This is all we really know about this so called "ring": Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone! The Dwarf-lords must represent Bungie!That's it we must find all of these Dwarven rings, and bring them to the Dwarven Halls (Bungie Studios) and place one on each division of THE SEVENTH COLUMN ALTAR! Doing this will cause the sun to reflect perfectly off of each ring. SUNLIGHT IS ORANGE! The Sun is the opposite of the Moon and the Moon is made of cheese! ONETIME I ATE ORANGE CHEESE! That must mean that that this ring is on the moon v One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. We must travel to the moon and retrieve this ring to return it to the "Dark Lord" Shishka in time for Bungie Day so that his plans to slingshot the infidels into the sun can finally be put into action! [i][b]Whoever wrote this is truly God in human form.[/b][/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BoyceKRP Sexy time with Kat? God, I hope that's not a misspelling of [i]"cat"[/i].[/quote]
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Best quotes EVER! You sir, for compiling all of these deserve REC0NZ. [Edited on 06.20.2010 2:41 PM PDT]
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You have just won the next cookie you eat.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spoogle God speed fatasses. God speed.[/quote] This.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N7R I hope this gets updated b/c funny crap is being said every day in the flood.[/quote] Funny is a vague term. I wouldn't use it to describe the Flood sayings. Specific quotes, however, are a different story.
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I hope this gets updated b/c funny crap is being said every day in the flood.
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BAD KITTEN! DON'T PISS ON THE XBOX! BAD! NO!
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HOLY -blam!- double post [Edited on 06.15.2010 8:43 PM PDT]
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Dude this thread sucks. I could be beating it right now.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Poet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stripsearch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Poet I would write about my life, Write of pain and write of strife. Leave my memories behind, To let those read of my crazed mind.[/quote] Writing poems as Answers, makes me look like a Huge giant deuchebag i made u an haiku[/quote]Oh I wish I was like you! Idiot with low IQ. Failing at spelling; failing at grammar, As a baby, on your head fell a hammer.[/quote] Hey guy, you think you're deep. It just makes you look like a sheep Correct my grammar you may But it just makes you look even more g a y.[/quote]
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I have never laughed at a Bungie.net thread so hard in my entire four years of being here :P
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what do you call two ducks and a purple dinosaur skipping threw you living room? WAY too much pot. What do you call a fat white man? american What do you call a scared stuck up wuss? france What do you call some one with no right to lead? a president
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If you are dumb, smart, genius, moronic, or Jewish, call this number 631-403-2022. If you have recently asked a person out, they want you to call this number 617-861-3962. These are real numbers. Now call them. Your life shall be fixed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MissIonCannon97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThePurpleTux I know hes not real yet i saw him.... which means hes real, yet i know in my head hes not..... Paradox much?? :<[/quote] I LOL XD'd[/quote]
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My fav quote it "Wrong forum."
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When asked to complete the sentence "The Flood is...": [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 ...where originality goes to die.[/quote]
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saying number 100,000,000,000,00.......0,000... whatever: [quote]LEEEERROOOOYYYY JEEENNNKIIINSS!!!! ~~~Spoken by a true genius; Leeroy Jenkins[/quote] =Þ [Edited on 06.04.2010 2:59 PM PDT]
