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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.[/quote]I don't blame you.[/quote] Are you guys seriously daunted by 8 pages? You guys might want to avoid becoming alcoholics...[/quote] Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.[/quote]I don't blame you.[/quote] Are you guys seriously daunted by 8 pages? You guys might want to avoid becoming alcoholics...

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.[/quote]I don't blame you.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.

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    Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miss Llama Its cOLD in here!!![/quote] Then maybe you should go where it's wARM.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miss Llama Its cOLD in here!!![/quote] Your cold on an internet forum? Strange... [Edited on 08.12.2010 2:01 PM PDT]

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  • Its cOLD in here!!!

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  • but this is a good wall of text

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  • I lol'd at this one: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheQ5 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] zombieplandelta There isn't a IDK option? :( I answered no.[/quote] Of course there isn't an IDK option. Who do you think you are, Brett Favre?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seneka The 5th [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seneka The 5th In Soviet Russia, Communism kill America![/quote] Yes, I really just quoted myself.[/quote] yes, you did.

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  • I dont know [Edited on 08.06.2010 7:09 PM PDT]

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  • I've seen this on the bar to the right for so long, begging me to come closer. For the very reason of annoying it I refused. I could not resist the temptaion any longer, I had to go inside (Gigity). Greatest pleasure ever (Double Gigity).

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seneka The 5th In Soviet Russia, Communism kill America![/quote] Yes, I really just quoted myself.

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  • ha. haha. wow.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46717379]Posting in epic Thread[/url].[/quote]That made me lol.

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  • This thread is full of win and this made me laugh hard for ages

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  • I just sat at my desk for about half an hour laughing. Thank you good sir.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote] You can't indent quotes idiot.

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  • Wow, I really didn't think my *faceplanet* would get into this.

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  • thats the biggest wall of text i have ever seen!

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46717379]Posting in epic Thread[/url].

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster Best thread ever[/quote] No, the best thread ever would have chocolate milk and pie and cake and Ninjas and Pirates and flying badgers and a banhammer specifically for destroying copies of MW2.

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  • Best thread ever

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlayrPodcastBrad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PlayrPodcastBrad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mereel N7 whats next? Spartan Teams? Gears? Mandalorians? PRICE AND MACTAVISH!?!?!?[/quote] Price: All right, Soap, move up. Soap kicks open door to bank: Nobody move! K9 units move in: Don't worry, Soap; these muts are nothing compared to the hounds in Pripyat.[/quote] Soap: SWAT's on the Roof Price: Stand by... Stand by... Do it *Claymores blow up on roof* Up the stairs move! Nikoli we need a evac NOW! *MH-53 Pave Low flys in* [/quote] Police Chief shoots Soap: Thirty thousand years ago I lost five men in the blink of an eye and the world just fudging watched. Soap: AHHHH Price: We need to get him out of here. Nikolai: I know a place. DUN DUN DUNNN[/quote] thought i bring this to everyones attention

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  • I think I have a funny quote [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=46391458&postRepeater1-p=4#46395925]here[/url]. [Edited on 07.22.2010 6:58 PM PDT]

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