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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • lol^^^^^^ ok man nao my eyes hurt, edit it already.... [Edited on 08.23.2010 10:15 PM PDT]

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  • [quote]Posted by: blunt cha1nsaw I laughed while reading this The Day of Blood THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATOR. HE WENT TO THE STORE AND THERE WAS JUST BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE! PEOPLE WERE SLIPPING IN IT AND THEY WERE ALL GROSSED OUT. HE TRIED TO GO SWIMMING AND ALL OF THE SHARKS WENT NUTS AND BITTENED EVERYBODY. HE GOT CHASED BY ALL THE VAMPIRES EVER. ONE TIME THE BLOOD GOT A KID AND A DOG. AT THE END OF THE DAY EVERYONE DECIDED THEY WOULD SEND HIM TO SPACE SO THAT HE WOULD STOP GETTING BLOOD EVERY WHERE. THE SCARIEST PART IS THAT THE MAN WAS YOU!!! (OR HE WAS A LADY IF YOU ARE A LADY) AND YOU FORGOT THAT THIS HAPPENED.[/quote] Omg I Pee'd my pants from laughing so hard at this [Edited on 08.25.2010 10:38 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanr63 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote]They Called again they want that Joke Back[/quote] If China made it, they probably don't want it back. The thing's probably got lead paint all over it.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote]They Called again they want that Joke Back

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  • damn i knew he would die a virgin!!!!! why? stupid noobes!!!

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  • Posting in epicly funny thread

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Pr0diG II This here is Amurrica![/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy Its called an [b][i][u]opinion[/u][/i][/b][/quote] If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.[/quote] This is the statement most of the internet is based on... [/quote][/quote]Unfortunately true....

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] woooooooo13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderbolt101 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wizzy Piggy Its called an [b][i][u]opinion[/u][/i][/b][/quote] If it isn't my opinion than it is wrong.[/quote] This is the statement most of the internet is based on... [/quote] [Edited on 08.19.2010 8:05 PM PDT]

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  • General Knoxx hates mondays.

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  • Even without wings, I can still fly! - Sonic from Sonic Riders

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  • You need [i]Help[/i]? With [i]Movie Maker?[/i]? -Me

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viperconn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote]Ctrl + F is your friend.[/quote]Well I'll be a son of a... That's pretty nifty.[/quote]Wow, I never knew about this feature.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe I made it on there TWICE! Once it was only me! I feel sooo friggin special! Oh, wait....I feel happy for that... *Pulls out gun, and places sign on table* [b]BAM![/b] [b]Sign~[/b] [i]Free Brain Slushy[/i][/quote] You wouldn't believe how tempted I am to put that up there too...[/quote] Just a sec... okay I put it up there, sadly it won't update for another day or two.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe I made it on there TWICE! Once it was only me! I feel sooo friggin special! Oh, wait....I feel happy for that... *Pulls out gun, and places sign on table* [b]BAM![/b] [b]Sign~[/b] [i]Free Brain Slushy[/i][/quote] You wouldn't believe how tempted I am to put that up there too...

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  • Anyone know where I can get one of those fancy ass hats?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iIoveeveryone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS[/quote] You came on the right place. <3[/quote] thatswhatshesaid[/quote]

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  • win

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  • I made it on there TWICE! Once it was only me! I feel sooo friggin special! Oh, wait....I feel happy for that... *Pulls out gun, and places sign on table* [b]BAM![/b] [b]Sign~[/b] [i]Free Brain Slushy[/i]

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  • A veritable anthology of [i]stuff[/i], I'm sure you'll agree.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Miss Llama Its cOLD in here!!![/quote] hey bro, you're a pretty [b][/i][u]BOLd[\i][b\][/u] guy

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viperconn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote]Ctrl + F is your friend.[/quote]Well I'll be a son of a... That's pretty nifty.[/quote]Glad to help. :)

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viperconn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote]Ctrl + F is your friend.[/quote]Well I'll be a son of a... That's pretty nifty.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote]Ctrl + F is your friend.

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.[/quote]I don't blame you.[/quote] Are you guys seriously daunted by 8 pages? You guys might want to avoid becoming alcoholics...[/quote]It's not the eight pages. It's eight pages just to see something I said at some point in the past. I know I'm a funny SOB. Woka Woka.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mabian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow. There's no way I'm going through all that to see if I'm quoted.[/quote] You're in there, but there's no way I'm going to go through all of that to point out where.[/quote]I don't blame you.[/quote] Are you guys seriously daunted by 8 pages? You guys might want to avoid becoming alcoholics...[/quote] Don't cry for me. I'm already dead.

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