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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote]Posted by: avitt Just get her at a quiet moment and look deep into her eyes and say... "i have a knife and a pen0r and one of them is going in you." Trust me, chicks can't refuse this genius line.[/quote] Just imagine it! HAHAHAHAHA! Now when you have the dude's face in your mind while he's saying that, imagine his eye twitching outward real quick. HAHAHAHAHA! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound This isn't in the wrong forum because it makes no sense. What are you trying to get at here?[/quote] HAHAHAHA! Another, pure, pure win. [Edited on 09.12.2010 3:51 AM PDT]

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  • I love this place. xD

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  • I know this has already been said, but just posting in here to get onto the funny sayings wall won't work.

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  • Winning a fight on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you're still retarted.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParkingOwnage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja lol, desperate kids trying to get in.[/quote] I'm 12 years old, and what is this?[/quote] Wow. Butchered it dude.[/quote] Point proven.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ParkingOwnage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja lol, desperate kids trying to get in.[/quote] I'm 12 years old, and what is this?[/quote] Wow. Butchered it dude.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CombatScouter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain Those posts are truly lulzworthy.[/quote] *looks at the posts above* I don't think so.[/quote] Well there is OVER 9000! posts there to read which are funny. No, i'm not trying to get up there either...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain Those posts are truly lulzworthy.[/quote] *looks at the posts above* I don't think so.

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  • Those posts are truly lulzworthy.

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  • I like pie :D So... [Edited on 09.08.2010 10:44 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja lol, desperate kids trying to get in.[/quote] I'm 12 years old, and what is this?

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  • lol, desperate kids trying to get in.

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  • Cheese ball, you are not funny.

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  • /b/ and bungie.net have nothing in common /b/ungie.net OH -blam!-!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut I once heard in a game of halo 3:"sniper, no sniping!" "awwww man!"Not exactly funny, but i dont care.[/quote] Made me lol.[/quote] Yeah but you're dumb as a dumb door. O wait.....

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mahspoonis2big Insert lame, mediocre post to try and get on the funny sayings board here:[/quote] And yet, no one loves you. [/quote] I love me... *Cries* :'(

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ballisticgoat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jiixon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 Where is the brain in a door?[/quote] Above the kidney. [/quote] No no no. Learn your door anatomy. The brain in a door is between the splein and the appendix, right above the handle.[/quote] Dammit your right, I should of never dropped out of Flood State. [/quote] That's what you get for choosing the life of a Delinquent.[/quote] This is kinda funny, and may be in a update. I shall reply for the glory of being in a post!!!! Wai, does I can haz cookie if I am?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soul drinker108 1. how long did it take u to make this? 2. My god, this is pretty funny 3. ITS 2 PAGES LONG 4. ??? 5. Profit 6. Epic win thread. [/quote] 1. In total, about 10 minutes. It doesn't take long to say quote, then copy+paste into a notepad document. 2. That's it's purpose 3. Horo? It's all contained on one page. 4. ??? meme indeed.... 5. I'm not selling it, ya know. 6. Why, thank you. I am glad that you enjoyed it. Now, remember people. I update this thing all the time. Check back often, and read the bottom of the last post for the most recent quote.[/quote] You have a funny name...

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  • sometimes i forget why i still come here... and this thread reminded me :)

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  • "I put the LOL in HaLOLogist." "Reach is comming, with all it's glory... And all horror... And all it's waffles."

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Andrew O260 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] icealien22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spacerangerr I see, but I feel my thread has some pretty big criteria in it. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48306345 Anyway I reposted it and got several replies - there were like 5 other posts that very minute the firs time.[/quote] im clicking the link but nothing happening.[/quote] its not a link dumbass [/quote][/quote]I lol'd.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Andrew O260 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] icealien22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spacerangerr I see, but I feel my thread has some pretty big criteria in it. http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=48306345 Anyway I reposted it and got several replies - there were like 5 other posts that very minute the firs time.[/quote] im clicking the link but nothing happening.[/quote] its not a link dumbass [/quote]

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  • I like [quote]Your mom wakes up and-- wait did you say your mom? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHqHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOUR MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1 !!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 11[/quote]

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  • Suicides the only option

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  • door i was finally getting used to your pattern then you paradoxed everything D:

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  • lol^^^^^^ ok man nao my eyes hurt, edit it already.... [Edited on 08.23.2010 10:15 PM PDT]

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