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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heberekeshikaku lemme try..... If only I had a DMR.... I know fail...oh well it's been ages since I...umm...blessed the flood with my precence....oh and does texasben still do his forum game....[/quote]Unfortunately, Bungie doesn't allow Forum Games anymore.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK I feel the need to post in this thread.[/quote] Same.

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  • Oh, sweet! Thanks, Door! I didn't even try. ;)

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  • Well...I posted my first thread ever on the Flood. And it gets put into this archive. I LOVE THIS PLACE ALREADY I FEEL LIKE IM GUNNA FIT IN

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  • lemme try..... If only I had a DMR.... I know fail...oh well it's been ages since I...umm...blessed the flood with my precence....oh and does texasben still do his forum game....

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  • *First Try* YES I'M IN! :D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DemonicMuffnMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] davidfazz243 In soviet russia, If drink taste funny, Its uranium![/quote] You are suck, troll-butt.[/quote]Oh the sweet taste of irony!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] davidfazz243 In soviet russia, If drink taste funny, Its uranium![/quote] You are suck, troll-butt.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DamagedSponge Wow, feelings feel as peeps poop.[/quote] Wait...wat...?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master Glaedr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lone Pea [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Johnnydude117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hongkongdangaduo when i was in kindergarden this kid somehow, and i still to this day dont know how he did it ,managed to take his ball and make it come out the tip of his dick[/quote] that doesn't seem physically possible[/quote][/quote][/quote] [Edited on 09.15.2010 7:23 PM PDT]

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  • [Attempt #2] SUCCESS! I got in >:)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheeze Ball 23 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Cheese ball, you are not funny.[/quote] Yeah, guess what... I DON'T CARE! You could've at least had the dignity to spell my name right,jerk.[/quote] If you didn't care, why did you reply?

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  • OMFG IM IN HERE :D

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  • [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrv2005 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tater Salad jr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reed6969 U got alot to learn about chciks. They talk alot so i say do it with class, Ugly girls will talk to hot girls[/quote]You got a lot to learn about english and grammer my apprentice.[/quote] You have much to learn about the English language and grammar, my stupid apprentice. [/quote] You have much to learn about English language and grammar, my hypocritical apprentice. [/quote]You guys got alot to learn about hate my dumbass aprentices.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man Winning a fight on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you're still retarted.[/quote]heard that soo many times why must people make fun of me?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Cheese ball, you are not funny.[/quote] Yeah, guess what... I DON'T CARE! You could've at least had the dignity to spell my name right,jerk.

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  • [quote][quote]Do you think these two girls like me?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXcojo31Xx I just really need to know before I go to bed.[/quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man So you can fap to the one who likes you?[/quote] [Edited on 09.13.2010 1:28 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SOURODEEZ What's a Earl?[/quote]My dick is called earl.

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  • What's a Earl?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cyberdemon lll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spiderman2343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER Reported for being retarded.[/quote] Reported for retard discrimination [/quote]Reported for reporting.[/quote] Report's for being a reporter that reported a reporter for reporting[/quote]Reported for this being pointless.[/quote] ...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XITHAKILLAHIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] cyberdemon lll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spiderman2343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ULTAMATE POWER Reported for being retarded.[/quote] Reported for retard discrimination [/quote]Reported for reporting.[/quote] Report's for being a reporter that reported a reporter for reporting[/quote]Reported for this being pointless.[/quote]

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  • Posted by: The Storm Posted by: edableshoe Posted by: Spoogle Hey guys, how do I make that backwards b? d Oh good times.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seamus001 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reed6969 lets just say im alot older an wiser than u kids[/quote] That would explain your exemplary grammar.[/quote]

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  • These are so Win...

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  • [quote]Posted by: avitt Just get her at a quiet moment and look deep into her eyes and say... "i have a knife and a pen0r and one of them is going in you." Trust me, chicks can't refuse this genius line.[/quote] Just imagine it! HAHAHAHAHA! Now when you have the dude's face in your mind while he's saying that, imagine his eye twitching outward real quick. HAHAHAHAHA! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chaozhound This isn't in the wrong forum because it makes no sense. What are you trying to get at here?[/quote] HAHAHAHA! Another, pure, pure win. [Edited on 09.12.2010 3:51 AM PDT]

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