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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b][/quote] You are now breathing manually.[/quote].... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b][/quote] You are now breathing manually.[/quote] somebody needs to add this to the wall

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Srg Acorn China called. They want their wall back.[/quote]Considering the number of times I've seen this, the wall must actually be in thousands of pieces. Oh man, they're gonna be so pissed! ~~~ Care to elaborate on how to not make this a wall of quotes?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b][/quote] You are now breathing manually.

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  • I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.[/quote] I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how insepid your comment was.[/quote] Then maybe you should get a goddamn hearing aide, or better yet just learn to read smartass.[/quote]I'm sorry, I've got to break a rule here. I just came in and read this, and burst out laughing in my chair. It's going in.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.[/quote] I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how insepid your comment was.[/quote] Then maybe you should get a goddamn hearing aide, or better yet just learn to read smartass.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.[/quote] I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how insepid your comment was.

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  • Gamers don't die, they just go offline.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyCrackerJack [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b][/quote] Maybe the door should hit you on the way out.

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  • [b] ALL UR FLOOD R BELONG TO US [/b]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 im too young to ride the wagon[/quote]its funny because im in it[/quote] its funny because its wheels are square and im driving it up-hill downwards into a lake. E: Lol fail, you're the same person.. [Edited on 09.26.2010 6:23 PM PDT]

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  • oops wrong window up [Edited on 09.26.2010 5:57 PM PDT]

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  • i less than three this forum (not an attempt to be funny. i really do less than three this forum)

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Sometimes, I have successful conversations with myself. The sad part is I usually lose my debates with my self.... =/ [/quote] Sounds like me.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 im too young to ride the wagon[/quote]its funny because im in it[/quote]It's also funny cos you self-advertised it. And now you have me trapped in the loop. Good job!

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  • *points both thumbs at face from either side of face* YES!

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  • Sometimes, I have successful conversations with myself. The sad part is I usually lose my debates with my self.... =/

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  • Yay, I'm in a couple! I just Ctrl+F'd all those pages, and I'm literally in a couple. Two. Fix this, Door. [Edited on 09.22.2010 6:03 PM PDT]

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    [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 im too young to ride the wagon[/quote]its funny because im in it [Edited on 09.22.2010 6:00 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cleopatra Z [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xImpulse Sniper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cleopatra Z Mom walked in on my "pleasing" my boyfriend. Yay, 10 month grounding. My parents sucked.[/quote]0_0[/quote] THEY didn't. YOU did. ;)[/quote][/quote] Haha, nice.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] edableshoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xImpulse Sniper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cleopatra Z Mom walked in on my "pleasing" my boyfriend. Yay, 10 month grounding. My parents sucked.[/quote]0_0[/quote] THEY didn't. YOU did. ;)[/quote] [Edited on 09.22.2010 5:21 PM PDT]

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  • I swear to god that's not my coke. It's my pepsi

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  • [Attempt #0] Hey look! I already got in multiple times! Cool.

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  • i have been included 2wice in the past 2 days Am i cool now?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heberekeshikaku lemme try..... If only I had a DMR.... I know fail...oh well it's been ages since I...umm...blessed the flood with my precence....oh and does texasben still do his forum game....[/quote]Unfortunately, Bungie doesn't allow Forum Games anymore.

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