[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bapabooiee *pets Mitsy*[/quote] *pets the elite*

From a thread called "Remix this line!" [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nelthen Redstor I throw my computer in the air sometimes sayin ayo this thread is ghey-o [/quote] [Edited on 10.05.2010 4:36 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man Do something![/quote] "Dance -blam!-, dance!"[/quote] Fix'd to The Offspring version.

Jesus Door, do you have enough slots now??

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man Do something![/quote] "Dance puppet, dance!"

Do something!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rami730 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BayBasher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G O R E25 Epilogue: And Johnny then woke up and had to go to school, leading his normal life again, where nothing that exciting ever happens.[/quote]Untill he realises that it's because he's in hell! Where he have to relive it all again! (Especially the -blam!-)[/quote]And the devil gave Johnny a free surprise buttsecks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doomknight 117 But then this is coming from a Scottish view where school dances are usually formal kilt wearing occasions [/quote]You can't even comprehend how jealous I am[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Batchnator95 I want to punch the morons at school in the face, I wanna learn they don't, so why are they here at school?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AboveClassified [quote]What [b]a[/b] idiot is.[/quote] Made my day.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In response to a thread about scariest movies. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da5boroughs Justin Bieber: Never Say Never[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Budgetgravy asian/10[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Subject: I miss Carl Sagan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DERPZORZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] john5550 I miss John Lennon.[/quote]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i lol'd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Walshy Ez Ez We missed 15 days due to snow so they toke our spring break and we are going to school til June the 15th,But they still make us go to school 2morrow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] banj0 I'm afraid no one gives a crap.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TES Christian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArchAssain What is this outside you speak of? My grey bar is my life... Hmm maybe if I strangle it, the lack of oxygen will turn it blue![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CultMiester4000 no, one does not simply '.'[/quote]girls simply " . " once a month... whachuu tawkin bout?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Is this thread about TriGuy? If so I should lock this thread under the "No threads about individuals" rule. [/quote]Reported.[/quote] O.o do you possess the magical report button?[/quote]Everything I posses is magical. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VanAlioSaldo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EpicOfTheEpicz Wormholes are two LINKED Black holes...................?[/quote]Well if that's the case then when a wormhole hits another black hole in mid travel it creates an intersection. I'd hate to be in that traffic jam.[/quote][/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Topic was about a child being named Facebook [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] danman101 ''Facedesk''[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Rabid Pie [quote]The flood is biassed[/quote]Didn't know the flood had two asses. We should probably see a doctor about that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SweetTRIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 Double bag it. One bag over her head and one over yours in case her bag comes off.[/quote]That is so far the best definition of double bag i've seen thus far.[/quote][/quote] [b][u]Title: i weigh 357 Ibs and...[/u][/b][quote][b][u]OP:[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 Im tryin to be a bull rider what should i do[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Leave the poor bulls alone?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 i said bullriding and for the record im beautiful on the inside isn't that what counts?[/quote]If the bull goes "oooomph", then I don't think that he is concerned with your inner beauty.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killer3474 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nosnhoj420 an average bull weighs 2000+ lbs. being ridden by a 347lb man is like wearing a schoolgirls backpack to him. or a large hat. stop being a jerk.[/quote]It would be like a 200 lb man with a 35 lb pack on his back. How high can he jump and how free is his movement? It's a noticeable weight and for someone who is concerned about treating animals ethically, I am impressed that you are in favor of rodeo.[/quote]hey dude, you know that you aren't getting any points with the community right?[/quote] If I was worried about the opinions of others, especially others who are apparently unable to tell serious posts from non, then I would be terrified. But right now? I am not concerned in the least.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 It was bad enough Recon was Cyber Bullying but now ur all bagging on him? leave him alone! he has a family and is pregnant[/quote]One minute, hating on him, next defending him. Leave.[/quote]I don't think that you understand. If the goal is your reaction and outrage, such a poster will take multiple, varied and frequently contradictory positions in order to gain maximum grief/rage. Are you telling me that you didn't see that?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 you are a ll racist against recon[/quote] They can't be racist, all of their text is the same color! Oh wait, it's not the same color as mine.... Dayum![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel Better question, will you be riding the bull or will it be riding you? [/quote] Discussions involving the "b-word" are specifically prohibited in the code of conduct. They even spell it correctly with "best____" instead of the common error of "beast____". Just sayin'.[/quote]Don't be such a dirty old man recon! That's not what I meant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nosnhoj420 this thread is like watching a cop get hit in the face with a banana cream pie. i take the ninjas even less seriously than i did in the first place.[/quote] Ah, then my work here is done. Laters![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Gravity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 i said bullriding and for the record im beautiful on the inside isn't that what counts?[/quote]If the bull goes "oooomph", then I don't think that he is concerned with your inner beauty.[/quote]This proves that you can be a complete douche and a forum ninja. [/quote]Recon is cyber bullying me. [/quote] I am only working with the two bits of information that you gave us to work with. Your desire to be a bull rider. Your weight that (unless you are >7 feet tall) likely puts you into one class of obesity or another. That is a lot of weight to put onto the back of a bull and expect it to buck.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] masterchef901 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tjs0620 No love for me?[/quote]No... None for me either. We're both alone :([/quote]Join the club. I haz no recognitions. EDIT: Wow. I even fail at being a loser.^^^^^[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Citrus Twist Definitely Diarrhea. It goes down great and it comes out just as fast.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mingo245 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GummiBear115 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LLOOOOOOOL [url=http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf] Enjoy! [/url] WARNING: May cause mental [u]retardnation[/u] after exposure to for 10-15 minutes.[/quote] I can see that you suffered.[/quote]Absolute. Win. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Masta Q [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] skinnbonez195 I mean how hard could I possibly be[/quote] 0_o[/quote]Now there's a good Freudian slip.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 Guys! It's not the end of the world, it's just Global Opposite Day![/quote]So instead of everyone being alive, they will be dead... /lookofdisapproval[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Reaganomics [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II Scimmed [/quote]=/[/quote]I don't get it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] demonhunter191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paragraphs Why have you forsaken me? D:[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mac Kee Zombies are coming for me. Better eat my own brains[/quote]Best post ever of this thread.[/quote][i]That doesn't seem physically possible![/i] Actually, neither does drinking your own piss. . .[/quote]Pee in a cup, then drink it. Now tell me what you just did.[/quote]Hell, Bear Grylls did it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Memphis blue 72 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MR DROZ In the great depression everybody was living off [b][u]rash ins[/b][/u].[/quote]Are you being serious? R-A-T-I-O-N-S. RATIONS.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vezakam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Nomad I open the door...[/quote]...Get on the floor...[/quote]Everybody walk the Dinosaur! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r3x f3r4l No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Engrapadora Do you your favorite color? I under and then. Where or if very? But for! Is great shark melon!?[/quote] [Edited on 03.12.2011 1:59 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I lean towards Nurture. I am adopted, and so I believe that I am more a product of my upbringing than of my genetics. To me, genetics are the paper and ink, but upbringing are the words on the page. I can't change the type of paper, I can't change the color of the ink, but the words that make up who I am? Those were written each day of my life after I was born.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolf Krieger I'm just going to stick with my trademark arguement here. Don't know, don't care.[/quote] [quote]Recreation of thread ":) or :(" OP:[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor choose your side below by posting its emoticon [:) for happy smiley :( for sad smiley][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX :L[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LOTS OF WAFFLES :FD[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROO24 >_>[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Holy Taco :/[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkestEquation :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OMGiTzMeTaLCoRe T_T[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Brigadier Fox =^.^=[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor i asked for either :) or :( and i get a bunch of random emiticons tht i dont even know wat they mean lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jaythenerdkid D:[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] blazorazor :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROO24 (._.)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] regimechange =3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iiTZ KiNgMaGZxX >:[[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St33l Bu11et :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GoddessOfCreed *>_<[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssCutter :l Middle path is the best.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dthen :| It's almost 8 am and I haven't slept yet.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser >[:^|[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] khagda 1st!!! now whats this about maturity?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nosnhoj420 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r I say we clone a human being just to see if the end product has a soul. If it does, hooray! If it doesn't, that's God mocking us for trying to do his job.[/quote]oh they have soulometers now?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShepDaLifeAddict oh My Lord. would you be so kind...and GTFO[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHOASAGENT We are equals. Prove me wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire I would revolt, but I'm too lazy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BiologicalVirus technically the moderators are the rulers...oh great moderators we praise thee highly let us not be thy banned[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seven blind mice Gandalf: "YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!" >BOOM!< Balrog: "RAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" >FALLS< >Gandalf turns< >loud noise and burning whip hits< >Gandalf falls< Frodo: No, no, no somebody tell me this isn't happening!" Command: "UNSC Gandalf, do you read me?!" Borimir: " Gandalf is dust, we need to get out of here!" >Falcon flies away< > Assault carrier looms overhead<[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefly887 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 1. Get fishing pole 2.Go to where electric guitars live 3.???? 4.Profit[/quote]I don't have any worms on me at the moment ):[/quote]I've got some :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Me. Everyone else just sucks.[/quote]D:

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobald [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spirit of sand It always does, but you can bypass it... Derp[/quote] How?[/quote]You use me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW What a... great review! You got nouns, adjectives and even a few verbs in there. You should write for [i][b]The Escapist[/i][/b].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Time Traveler I won't dignify this thread with a response. ...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 I never really thought the CoD games had a story. You're just teleported places in order to kill people.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snip3r dud33 CoD: Black Ops. wait..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 brool story co.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leafie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snip3r dud33 I played with a person who sounded EXACTLY like taylor swift on xbox before, MORE THEN likly, not the real one :P Their gt was Tayl0r Swift and then i told them Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time. ... OF ALL TIME![/quote] ...you okay man?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread "jokes" [quote]OP: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CounterCoyote put here the best jokes u know[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nomis Snow knock knock[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 This thread. HAY-OH![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X13 A congratulations from Brool Story Co.[/quote] [quote]Posted by: Shishka [quote]Posted by: Loaja343 I've been sitting here for two hours straight awaiting what Bungie claimed woulkd finally be a decent Weekly Update and it hasn't appeared yet. It's sure taking ages this week. What's the hold up, bungie? [/quote] Congratulations! You've been nominated for Shadenfreude. What is Schadenfreude, you ask? It's a game I made up just now. How do you play? Well, nominations are taken from people that make extremely annoying posts (such as "How do you get Recon," or "Where is the Weekly Update?"). Then I choose a participant. That participant must complete the task I give them. Should they fail, they get martyred, while I lawl and lawl. Hence the name: Shadenfreude. You're the first participant, so we'll make this simple: Pick a number between one and seven. You've got until 6pm PDT, or I blacklist you. Good luck![/quote] [quote]Posted by: Shishka I've got this image in my head. In a healthy, happy neighborhood full of beautiful, perfectly kept houses, a young white boy in a tank top and kicks, his hat tipped to an obscure angle such as to prevent the visor from serving its purpose sitting in the plush surroundings of his father's entertainment room, Halo 3: ODST on the 48 inch plasma screen in front of him. Suddenly, he rises, his pants would fall to his ankles were it not for the leather belt holding them to his thighs: "YEAH BOI. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTHING ON DIS. BUNGIE AINT GOT NOTIN." You see, he's just beaten ODST on normal difficulty. And now, the hood must know. He flashes a sign at his mother's cat, who yawns in reply, and shuffles as quickly as he can to his computer to type a very important message to his friends: "yo yo hey so BUNGL cant touch me kno wut im sayin? i just handed osdst it ASS yo. yo BUNGL -blam!-z where's my br yo? y u gotta suk at ur own gam so bad dat u take out all the good weaponz and leave proz like me wantin a manz game with skill and good weapons like the br which is the only wepon dat recquirez PRO SKILLz. gime my -blam!- br u BUNGL noobz. BEE ARR." Naturally, when I see his post, I assume he's attempting to speak in tongues, and ban him for religious discussion. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] J D3wgMiIIenium [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 Have you even played Fallout 3? ._.[/quote] I'm guessing by your name you wouldn't know much either.[/quote] Totally clever and completely original.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sillycheesy man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am an alien [/quote] Rha's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack..... DO NOT CLICK. LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAGE.[/quote]Calm down, its just an average, ordinary, safe pag... OH GOOODDDDD, MY EYES!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr AwesomePizza [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre Personality and features, mainly.[/quote][/quote]Mainly? That [i]mainly[/i] sums up a person.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ApolloCree [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BigBadBull94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ApolloCree Your answer is yes. [/quote]Yes?[/quote]Yes I predict the future. [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel I take my sugar and cream with a little coffee. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mattty Man 007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementWrath [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stoneenergy Crapping myself on the beach, in public. [/quote]That really does suck...but it's still hilarious, how did that happen?[/quote]I think he just defecated in front of others. LOL it doesnt get better than that.[/quote]Funny thing that...Stoneenergy is a girl.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VitalHalofreak i don't like kmart, he banned me from b.net just because i linked a "leak" that wasn't my own[/quote]Actually I banned you for a different reason, but whatever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noobkilla73 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sil3nce0 No, I don't, but I know this guy a grade above me who has turrets.[/quote]Must be a warzone in that class.[/quote]Hopefully it's a nerf turret and not a real one, otherwise I predict many casualties.[/quote]Oh believe me I have some pretty painful Nerf guns in my room. The original rocket launcher, the vulcan, the alpha trooper.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Audon Tomn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chode Why should we car?[/quote] It's faster than walking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP DAD?[/quote]Son.[/quote]Since when did you come here?[/quote]Last year.[/quote]:o But you've been dead for 2...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prudis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stfu stupid head and im a highschool jock [/quote]It shows...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nuclear Xmas I got a random text message from a number I didn't recognise on saturday, I figured I'll have some fun with this person. ***-***-****: Yoo Me: Hello Me: By the way, who is this? ***-***-****: This is taylor, I may have texted the wrong number, sorry. Me: Maybe, or maybe fate has intended for us to meet, that it was not by chance but by destiny that you mistyped the number of the intended recepient. Taylor: Yeah i did. Lol. So wait...who are you? Me: When I was a young child, a prophet approached me and said on the 11th year of the 21st century I will receive a text message from a brave warrior by the name of taylor saying "Yoo". He said this warrior will protect me from a 30ft tall demon that can breathe fire and shoot laser beams from it's -blam!-. And that after a glorious battle between the warrior and the demon, I am to become emperor of the new world government. He described this warrior as very powerful, with a scar over his/her left eye caused by The Last Albino Panther. Do you happen to possess such a scar? Taylor: Uhhh?...I put my hair over my eye alot? Does that help...Who are you and whats your name?!?!?! Me: My name is Charles Joseph Hesse the fifth. My father is Charles Joseph Hesse the fourth, son of Charles Joseph Hesse the third. I am but a farmhand amongst the Highland Village. Do you happen to possess a sword? Taylor: I do not... Me: Well, you'll need to forge one. Traditional steel won't harm the demon, so it'll have to be crafted from dragon bones. Fortunately this is mating season for them this time of year. Whelps are generally more vulnurable, while their bones are more dense. Unfortunately, few blacksmiths are capable of forging with dragonbone. I happen to know of one that can, but acquiring his assistance may be difficult because he is dead. So we'll have to travel to the underworld and make a deal with the devil in exchance for his aid. Do you happen to know a mage? Taylor: Nope. You're a weirdo bye. Me: ...But the prophecy!!! Taylor: I don't care...You're acting weird...And like you act like one of those dungeons and dragons geeks. Byee Me: And to think you call yourself a warrior. Taylor: Yep.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls. And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made. Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice". One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted. [/quote] [Edited on 01.11.2011 5:34 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joijfojdsf Then, you need to get a life, honeslty, it's just sad.[/quote] That just means he created the account 4 years before you did, and chances are, you're more of a nerd than him. I mean seriously, calling people "no lifes" on a video game forum? Son, don't you have better things to do since you're apparently the coolest guy ever.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In response to a thread about someone having a spider in their kitchen: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker Introduce him to Mr. Foot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NectorDetector [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prawno [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Garshne SHUT UP EVERYONE. I'm asking which one you prefer. Idiots -blam!- everywhere.[/quote]Go be fat somewhere else. [/quote]Because trying to diffuse an explosive situation TOTALLY means I'm fat. Because you know exactly who I am, exactly what I look like, and exactly what you're talking about. Your ability to know all that from one post is amazing, and I think you should be the next president of the USA. You certainly got the brains for it.[/quote]Obviously fat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Gun Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y DOSE I DYZ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grenades hurt [b][u]Questions[/b][/i][/u] [/quote]Way to lose at life.[/quote]Oh the irony...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random 1177 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] maydayDRUM [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random 1177 Misleading title[/quote]I feel like the man I'm quoting has the same intelligence level as a starving anteater with down syndrome.[/quote]I AM a starving ant-eater with down syndrome, ass.[/quote]Yeah don't be so intolerant of anteaters with downs syndrom he cant help the way he is[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHARL13 7 Yes according to the bible men are superior to women in every way except sammich making.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nerd Boi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mast0r Ch33f [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nerd Boi Well Ezio can just push Altair in the water and win, so you'd have to go with him.[/quote] KID, I SAID READ THE GOD DAMN OP. [/quote]You only said equipment :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mast0r Ch33f [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wolverfrog i think altqair was ab beterr assassin but ezios and batter technilogym so would have beneten altair.[/quote]What the -blam!-?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Pr0diG II [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The SIender Man [/quote].....[/quote] A challenger appears![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math Math nerds > other nerds. [/quote]Not nerds > Math nerds > other nerds.[/quote]Not nerds can't do math as well as math nerds. Your argument is invalid. [/quote]Not nerds get laid. Your argument is also invalid. :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] count peter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk No, I'm pretty much immune to mental pain.[/quote]You dont need to suffer mental pain to consider suicide. I for instance was bored and was seeking amusement.[/quote]You considered suicide to relieve your boredom?[/quote]I went though an interesting phase... I actually started to do it but then I got bored of it so I went for a walk lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yax I would have said: "ARR! Be there any girly gamers out thar?!" I'm part-pirate.[/quote]Peculiar. I'm part retard, so I would have posted "Is they're any girl's gamer in their!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] anton1792 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sui [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Steve Nash Reznov is possibly my favorite character from any video game.[/quote] This. I burst into [u]treats[/u] when I found out he died...[/quote] Being a Piñata must suck eh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mikey Starr 340 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathBySniper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ki113r He said: "[b]My moms dad[/b] you peice of -blam!-, I'm going to find where you live and kill you."[/quote]Beware. His mom's dad.[/quote]His mom's a dad? May god help you OP.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kal0r57 if you had an apple with a staw n you poked the apple though with it and a pebble hadnt dropped thru it'd stop straw inside the apple because gravity cant apple?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A jacal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeathBySniper If you didn't want that, then you shouldn't have posted something as inflammatory as "I used to go to church, but then I realized it was a load of crap". Smooth countertrolling.[/quote] I said it - but we don't have to talk about it. Its like you saying: "Okay everyone before I show you this video about a cow I like bunnies." Actually, it isn't anything like that. Nevermind. jacal[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BadBall3r47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aSquirtle117 FACT: Women on average have better aim then men.[/quote] Which [b][u]idoit[/b][/u] told you that?[/quote]I could not resist.[/quote]Making a typo doesn't make you an idiot.[/quote]Never called him one my good man, I just thought it was ironic.... *facepalm*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trancendentfury [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PILULE If we must take this information with large claws pickle rigor[/quote] ....I can't even think of an amusing response to this.[/quote] I lol'd should go on the flood funny sayings. :P[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnclogTheToilet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov No. I should of won.[/quote]Don't worry Viktor. You shall have your revenge.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TES Christian Man you sound so bad ass and hard! No seriously, this made me lol! Mmm, I had this lady yell at me for picking up a watermellon. Wtf.[/quote]Was she a Redguard?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mason [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov[/quote] Reznov! I've been looking everywhere for you![/quote] Omfg, I lol'd[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DoubleMatt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mason Can I wish for the game to be cancelled?[/quote]... why can't you be stuck in that torture chair[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snaky jones Well of course he's better than Bieber,Bieber is the dirt under the dirt under the dirt under my shoe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] easyas123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sam The Fisher Call of duty fan much? For the record, the Spetsnaz aren't special. They're the Russian equivalent of the SEALs, SAS, SFOD-D, etc... Tier 1 SOG.[/quote]Aren't you supposed to be spending quality time with your daughter who you thought was dead?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Posted on 17th of December. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tucker 051 No, I'm on summer break.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iSparki Returns I have been informed by a friend of mine who said he wanted to be kept [b] anonymous [/b][/quote]My bs detector is off the scale[/quote]Likewise. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] munk07 I was suspended from matchmaking because they said I left too many games, though I never leave games. I am not a RAGE QUITER! I also was put on the blacklist again, though I was using the Flood Forums.. I hate bungie for Banning people who boost. First of all. The boosting does not effect gameplay. I hate bungie for not making the armor effect gameplay. I hate bungie for being bungie and being -blam!-. I hate how they listen to kids who suck at this game, and change the whole !UBER_BLAM! game so the kids can actually get a kill. I hate bungie for giving the recon out to everyone and not making it a cool armor anymore, because everyone has it. [I really like that armor and I hear -blam!- all the time. 'Why do you wear that armor, its -blam!-, everyone has it.'] And that is why I hate bungie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I know someone who needs a hug![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam "This is.. Oh I've forgotten his name again.. What was it?" *enters rude word for Gary, your rival* "This is ****-face, your best friend. He'll be going on this adventure with you." *giggles*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Blame Notch, wait, I mean Stosh. Snotsch.[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scorch676 And remember everyone, the next time you strike your girlfriend/wife and she threatens to call the cops on you, she's really just turned on ;)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI What if she's unconscious?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dambem [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lachteamsea my opinion on halo legends was i quite liked it. there is nothing wrong of having cultural decent in anime thats what makes us. why be dissapointed all japanese anime have japanese cultral stuff in it. on the baby sitter well who care about the japanese building style if you wanted it to be different then ask another company to do it cause it was japanese company and if you guess if it was going to have japanese style buildings. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] English Language WHY U RAEP ME? [/quote][/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Horn tooter[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo You mean the time keeps changing every minute/hour and the date keeps changing every 24 hours? It's called time.[/quote] [Edited on 12.24.2010 12:20 AM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Apache Centuries ago, in the world of 2003, someone created the site "ChuckNorrisFacts.com". The end.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXSXcaliburXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DewZilla [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Atsumi Better ingredients.[/quote]Better pizza.[/quote]Papa John's.[/quote]Oh, you guys![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] precurser [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeyry Be a real man like Bear Grylls and only bring a knife, flynt and cup + the clothes on your back. [/quote] ...And a full crew to help out whenever the cameras aren't running?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zippy50194 I'll put up the sign for you geniuses. __________ I____DO___I I___NOT___I I___FEED__I I___THE___I I__TROLLS_I [b]I__________I[/b] _____I _____I _____I[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Recreation of thread: Should food be free? [quote] [b][u]OP:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Busting Balls Do you think food should be free? I do, or at least really cheap.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Farmer hater.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1065 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Centurion 7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan1065 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K Mart Hollywood portrays things as they see fit. They of course wouldn't show us drinking out of human skulls because that would be bad form.[/quote] Indeed my friends and I often drink our beer out of the skulls of our fallen adversaries it is a sign of dominance in American society. But Hollywood isn't going to show the rest of the world that. I suppose it might come off as being in bad taste.[/quote] They just don't know what they're missing out on.[/quote]Wait, so the rest of the world doesn't drink out of the skulls of their enemies?[/quote] Apparently not.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] [u]Busting Balls[/u] Don't bust my balls[/quote] Irony.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs Adobe Premiere CS5 Oh you said free Adobe Premiere CS5[/quote] [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Over 800 Octopi your heard me[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Agent 22 Actually, I didn't. You typed it out. [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SX P a n d a Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?... ...bacon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zon The Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon The only way to stop bullying is to teach kids to stop it themselves. What I mean is this: Kids should know how to break every -blam!- bone in a persons body if that person tries to harm them. Adults aren't always there and even if they are I know from experience that that doesn't stop bullies. The only thing that will stop them if if you smash their head into cement and stomp on their balls. But thats just like, my opinion. [/quote]Whoa dude, that's violent [/quote]So is bullying Also, if you knew that I was able to put your foot behind your head and break your ankle in one swift motion you wouldn't bully me, would you?[/quote]No but I'd spread rumors about you and put LSD in your drinks And also kill you in your sleep. [/quote]Good luck with that[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja Germany called, they want their wall fragments back.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PsychicThriller [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kronk the Fish Do you have a flippin teleporter tthat takes you from post to post or something??![/quote] ....the internet?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Karl the Great [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ladylaxer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Karl the Great I'm 12 and what is this?[/quote]its about your mom[/quote] I hear she is a classy lady.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies boooooo *throws ham*[/quote] *throws toast*[/quote] AAAARGH MY EYE[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mex1mo A wall. sweet.[/quote]You hit something with THAT and I [i]guarantee[/i] it's going down.[/quote]Nay. If you can throw a wall you're strong enough to fight the horde with your own two fists. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In thread: "Songs that are Inappropriate to Play During -blam!-" thread: [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sam mottershead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone Barbie Girl. It'd be impossible to hold an erection.[/quote]naa the beat and drums gives you a good rhythm ;)[/quote]I thought about it, and he's got a point there.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DamagedSponge Wow, feelings feel as peeps poop.[/quote]Wait...wat...?[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50392134]A rather humorous forum ninja lock.[/url] (Vadam930) [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen - The number 1[/quote]One helluva name Aqua.[/quote][url=http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/046/3/3/Smitty_Werbenjagermanjensen_by_Helwan.jpg]this[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spacemutant [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheeze Ball 23 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeftestAdam366 oh god,OP plz don't tell me you think WWE is real wrestling.[/quote]I know it's fake, tbut BTW, the fighting's not scripted, and the blood's real. All this and junk on youtube's: Wrestling's Biggest Secrets.[/quote]They do a good job of making it look fake then ; /[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a huge werewolf[/quote]One of my great friends has perished this day. Let us all remember The English Language as what he was: a simple yet complicated being who never complained although he was always misused and tortured.[/quote]*bows head*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Germonica ^ > < ^ That's what I think.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3 Invader I live in Florida too.....I must go around warning people who won't listen, then hide as everyon dies-and me and a few other paranoid survivors try to escape the alien evil technology![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr_Bungle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 Now I don't believe this but it seems [largely] possible for things like this to happen. [url=https://sites.google.com/site/vwmadone1/ufo]Fix'd[/url] [/quote] way to fail at life[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xPROSPARTANMIKE What would Halo be like as an RPS? Would it be stupid? Or would it be "Descent"?[/quote]A) What the hell is an RPS? B) How could it possibly be "Descent"?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Anything that involves working with idiots, near idiots, for idiots, or in the same field as idiots.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Trislin1323 What site?[/quote] This site. The one we're on.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NorbergK6 I think I might be onto something here. Men with mustaches might hold a higher intelligence level than those without. Think about it.[/quote]I've found it's the exact opposite. Especially at work.[/quote] [url=http://www.j-net.com.au/monash/albert-einstein-09.jpg]Whatch you talkin' bout?[/url][/quote][url=http://www.beersteak.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/get-a-brain-morans-go-usa.jpg]I only said it because I know I'm right.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the squee masta [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Comrade Napoleon and the [u]aurora[/u] of "his seed" fills the computer area.[/quote]hell yeah I wish my spunk glowed like the northern lights[/quote] [b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] In a thread with a youtube video with Justin Beiber in it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mysp4ce Guy Why couldn't you have just spared us the horror and make the link go to a shock site instead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer I'm not sure, but I'm apparently sexy as hell. I dislike attention. Don't quote this. In fact, forget you read it at all.[/quote] [B][U]Dotes:[/b][/u] He was asked to type his name with his palm. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stfu stupid head [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ph34r T3h R34p3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stfu stupid head xdfsevij,.,l aZ,ka ,l;u vcv cvkjkokoigvfderft[/quote]And your real name is?[/quote]Tom[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A jacal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] squirrelcaboose You guys are no help[/quote]Well you [i]did[/i] come to The Flood.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO Aficionado [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO Aficionado You can't ever type his name or else he w[/quote] You forgot to type his name.[/quote] Lol! Meme fail![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 1950 called, they want their thought process back. [/quote]I called, I want the 50's slang back.[/quote]Ayyeeeee![/quote] [Edited on 10.29.2010 3:59 PM PDT]

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Slender Man The flood is losing all it's base from the Reach Fourm.[/quote] All our base are belong to them?

The flood is losing all it's base from the Reach Fourm.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 *searches for self* *looks in mirror* Ah, here I am.[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b][/quote] You are now breathing manually.[/quote]While rubbing your nipples slowly.

Spartans don't die...They just go MIA. TELL THAT TO NOBLE TEAM!

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 All me r belong to u. FUUUUUUUUUUU- EDIT: Too many, does not compute! *Implodes* EDIT 2: Damn it, I'm searching my self and I can't find nothing. WTF did I just say!?[/quote]You're trying to hard.

All me r belong to u. FUUUUUUUUUUU- EDIT: Too many, does not compute! *Implodes* EDIT 2: Damn it, I'm searching my self and I can't find nothing. WTF did I just say!? [Edited on 10.01.2010 9:40 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PwnaFide [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papa Smurf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master_Chief_112 Call of Duty: Blue Ops, because Black Ops sounds racially insensitive so it must be made blue.[/quote] I'll see you in court.[/quote][/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk I reject answering this thread, but I'm still doing it? Why, I do not know, but I'll just say something to piss someone off. [b]THE GAME[/b][/quote] You are now breathing manually.[/quote].... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!