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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Comparing the flood to 4chan is like comparing piss to the Gulf oil spill.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UrbanAssault [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja This thread sucks because I'm not in it. And now I am. Deal with it, loserssss.[/quote] ... That's a troll, right?[/quote] I don't know, is it?[/quote] I don't know, isn't it?
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Never judge a fart by its sound. For, it may be silent, yet very stinky.
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[url=http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1286856432631.jpg] We are Legion[/url]
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I'm surprised it's not butter! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 I'm surprised you're not banned yet.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UrbanAssault [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja This thread sucks because I'm not in it. And now I am. Deal with it, loserssss.[/quote] ... That's a troll, right?[/quote] I don't know, is it?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies boooooo *throws ham*[/quote] *throws toast*[/quote] AAAARGH MY EYE[/quote][/quote] I feel special.[/quote] I'll try to find something that makes you not feel special.[/quote] I feel even more special that you would go through the trouble of something like that for me.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies boooooo *throws ham*[/quote] *throws toast*[/quote] AAAARGH MY EYE[/quote][/quote] I feel special.[/quote] I'll try to find something that makes you not feel special.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja This thread sucks because I'm not in it. And now I am. Deal with it, loserssss.[/quote] ... That's a troll, right?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] There was another one, let me get it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] EDIT: Success.jpg[/quote] Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..[/quote] Why is it that your posts always make my brain explode?[/quote] Damn ye, I'm lost? Or thank me, I'm lost?[/quote] *head asplodes*
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Well, that was a waste; I went to reply to this and then [i]BOOM![/i] I didn't need to go to your long second comment because you had a Reply button at your first comment. I call shenanigans! Even if it's on myself.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] There was another one, let me get it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] EDIT: Success.jpg[/quote] Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..[/quote] Why is it that your posts always make my brain explode?[/quote] Damn ye, I'm lost? Or thank me, I'm lost? [Edited on 10.11.2010 5:06 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grunt Chietain [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] worm movies boooooo *throws ham*[/quote] *throws toast*[/quote] AAAARGH MY EYE[/quote][/quote] I feel special.
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Hell is for hero's.... they got screwed.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatsInMyCheerios [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iNova [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatsInMyCheerios [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sarakura No one is with you, if God didn't want us to eat animals, he shouldn't have made them so tasty.[/quote] But this is unnecessary. We can drink our own pee and eat our own poop to survive. We will not have to harm the poor veggies and animals. We could all live in peace. No humans ruling the world. There will be a gigantic animal and plant senate with two animals and plants from every species on Earth to govern everyone.[/quote] poo and pee are toxic [/quote] Your argument cannot be countered, therefore it is invalid.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] There was another one, let me get it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] EDIT: Success.jpg[/quote] Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..[/quote] Why is it that your posts always make my brain explode?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] There was another one, let me get it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] EDIT: Success.jpg[/quote] Try hard much? Wait a minute, I may need to rethink that..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PsychicThriller [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kronk the Fish Do you have a flippin teleporter tthat takes you from post to post or something??![/quote] ....the internet?[/quote]
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This made me LOL hard! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RoundedHalo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RoundedHalo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Ghost of Jon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LOTS OF WAFFLES *Takes off glasses dramatically "My God....."[/quote]I know, amazing. Is it not?[/quote]Indeed it is. Pray tell, when do we set out on our quest?[/quote]It appears the hour is upon us, shall we set sail?[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3e9a7QKqM&feature=related] Let us depart. [/url][/quote] EDIT: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Evil 37 This is the funniest thread in the history of the universe.[/quote] Agreed, let it be known that on this day, the Flood finally made something genuinely hilarious and never before posted. ~B2[/quote] EDIT2: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashaki Q [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Heliossoileh1 None. If I wanted to play a puzzle game, I'd buy a jigsaw.[/quote] You're not a good person you know that? Good people don't end up here. [/quote] EDIT3: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50450484]Hilarious recreateable thread!![/url] [Edited on 10.09.2010 7:23 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 Jack Thompson: Hey gamers! Go to hell! Gamers: No u.[/quote] There was another one, let me get it. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fender 159 Lol, its funny because he wants us to go to his house.[/quote] EDIT: Success.jpg [Edited on 10.08.2010 9:19 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DabilahroNinja Germany called, they want their wall fragments back.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spngefan11 A word that will make vegans stop in their tracks and convert. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SX P a n d a Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?... ...bacon.[/quote][/quote] This comment. It's so...so...full of win.
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You ordered cheese pizza without the cheese.
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A word that will make vegans stop in their tracks and convert. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SX P a n d a Anyone considering converting to vegetarianism or veganism look no further, I have the one word that can cause you to make your decision, one word that to a vegetarian is the very meaning of the word regret. What word do I speak of I hear you ask?... ...bacon.[/quote]
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Here's one. In the 'Songs that are Inappropriate to Play During Sex' thread: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] paulster5315 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sam mottershead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Addison Stone Barbie Girl. It'd be impossible to hold an erection.[/quote] naa the beat and drums gives you a good rhythm ;)[/quote]I thought about it, and he's got a point there.[/quote] EDIT: Random quote I found in notepad: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mosh Pit Money [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DamagedSponge Wow, feelings feel as peeps poop.[/quote] Wait...wat...?[/quote] EDIT2: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50392134]Here's a short but amusing thread to recreate! Qbix owns this guy.[/url] [Edited on 10.08.2010 3:30 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n I like Sauron. Therefore he is important.[/quote] To you,yes, in the world, no.[/quote] No, to the world as well.
