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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chris 047 From random discussion in our group. Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/[/quote] Haha You're not in here often, are you? XD

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  • [quote]Posted by: Chris 047 [quote]Posted by: JMO 137 [quote]Posted by: Vadam930 [quote]Posted by: Chris 047 [quote]Posted by: JMO 137 Also, I made my Carter statue hold a Shotgun and Emile hold a DMR.[/quote]Idea: Kat holding Jorge's gun. DO IT.[/quote]Double the hawtness.[/quote]Yeah, there's nothing hotter than Kat holding a large Machine Gun with Jorge's hand still clinging to the handle.[/quote]SO MUCH WIN. It needs fingerprint ID. Jorge is more protective of his gun than Heavy is. Oh, so that's what Kat borrowed Emile's knife for...[/quote] From random discussion in our group. Oh, oops. Quotes from the flood forum, my bad. =/ [Edited on 10.21.2010 2:14 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alex Mac Kee I dont get what people gets with Ghost? I mean all he does is: "ENEMIES!!!!!! LEFT SIDE!" "IM OPENING THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!" "THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR IS OPEN!" "CHECK THE SECOND FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "ENEMIES ON OUR SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!"[/quote] I found this one today.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51162738]From this thread[/url] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reed6969 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hitman H94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BR55 MASTER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killbot Five [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeagleWeezles NO! NO! NO! GET OUT OF HERE![/quote]*pumps shotgun* I'll handle this.[/quote]*gets out RPG-7* iv got this[/quote] *Brings out tank* Its ok I got it[/quote] *unzips pants* I'll take care of him[/quote]

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  • EDIT: Wrong thread [Edited on 10.20.2010 9:13 AM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51164426]This[/url] thread should be added to the front page xD

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  • I'm glad Door is doing this. I would have forgotten about this thread ages ago.

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  • Not what I thought was the funniest on the link, but I'm still on it! YAY!!!! THANK YOU MISTER DOOR!

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  • Hahahahahah [quote]"Fastest .2 Average .178" "how the hell is your fastest time higher that your average??????? ERROR ERROR"[/quote] Hahahahahah beautiful

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AxN MoMo Clearly thats a bottlerocket that was launched by a few 4 year olds... [b]Can't full me.[/b][/quote] Full, eh? I never knew 'fool' and 'full' mean the same thing. Just like on Bungie Universe forum how somebody said 'wan't'.. two new words learnt.[/quote] This. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50882715]And more is here.[/url] [Edited on 10.16.2010 5:16 PM PDT]

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  • This. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50817589] LINKY![/url] (Scroll down the whole thing to be sure you got it) [Edited on 10.15.2010 1:26 PM PDT]

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  • Thank-you, very much for making this post. It gave me some nice reading when I get bored with other things. Overall: You win, sir.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vLwvW2qOtw]This happened on the fourth of August. Got banned forever after contributing to it. I will always remember this moment, and I'm just gonna put it here.[/url][/quote] *Slaps you with a fish*[/quote] *Slaps with you an H-bomb.* OHHHHH FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vLwvW2qOtw]This happened on the fourth of August. Got banned forever after contributing to it. I will always remember this moment, and I'm just gonna put it here.[/url][/quote] *Slaps you with a fish*

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  • [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 I heard they're making battle armor for Shishka's cat[/quote]Pegcat.[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vLwvW2qOtw]This happened on the fourth of August. Got banned forever after contributing to it. I will always remember this moment, and I'm just gonna put it here.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door -snip- Accidentally hit reply instead of edit.[/quote] Does that give you any reason to put 'asdf'?[/quote]I had posted the latest batch of quotes into this post accidentally. I quickly edited it out, and for lack of anything better to say, simply put asdf until I had posted them in the right place, and then came back and edited it to give reason for the mixup. I was trying to edit my latest post and put in some more quotes. They are there, if you want to see. 2 quotes and a link, I believe. I simply hit reply instead of edit accidentally, and didn't notice until it was too late.[/quote] This is on the front page, I suppose? *Clicks back.* This is gonna be fun... -_-

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door -snip- Accidentally hit reply instead of edit.[/quote] Does that give you any reason to put 'asdf'?[/quote]I had posted the latest batch of quotes into this post accidentally. I quickly edited it out, and for lack of anything better to say, simply put asdf until I had posted them in the right place, and then came back and edited it to give reason for the mixup. I was trying to edit my latest post and put in some more quotes. They are there, if you want to see. 2 quotes and a link, I believe. I simply hit reply instead of edit accidentally, and didn't notice until it was too late.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door -snip- Accidentally hit reply instead of edit.[/quote] I'll do a 360 and get out of here...? Nope.. I'll walk back in. What'd you do? Okay, hold-up. Where are the latest quotes? I'm utterly lost.. [Edited on 10.13.2010 6:06 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door -snip- Accidentally hit reply instead of edit.[/quote] Does that give you any reason to put 'asdf'?

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  • -snip- Accidentally hit reply instead of edit. [Edited on 10.13.2010 3:09 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fighting Nunz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prophet of God I can't believe this compilation of people trying to be funny over the internet is still alive.[/quote] Quiet true. I've given up, ni use posting in something to know nothing's of it. To all trying, fall now, you'll never be in here (lie).[/quote] Who's True?[/quote] Damn it, I meant 'quite' true, not 'Quiet true". It's nobody.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swiftkillswitch3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prophet of God I can't believe this compilation of people trying to be funny over the internet is still alive.[/quote] Quiet true. I've given up, ni use posting in something to know nothing's of it. To all trying, fall now, you'll never be in here (lie).[/quote] Who's True?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prophet of God I can't believe this compilation of people trying to be funny over the internet is still alive.[/quote] Quiet true. I've given up, ni use posting in something to know nothing's of it. To all trying, fall now, you'll never be in here (lie).

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  • I can't believe this compilation of people trying to be funny over the internet is still alive.

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  • Comparing the flood to 4chan is like comparing piss to the Gulf oil spill.

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