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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ReverendBenDover [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Math Math nerds > other nerds. [/quote] Not nerds > Math nerds > other nerds.[/quote]Not nerds can't do math as well as math nerds. Your argument is invalid. [/quote] Not nerds get laid. Your argument is also invalid. :3[/quote] Ooh, add this.

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  • Thats alot of sayings man.

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  • [i]The OP had a wall of text with no spacing whatsoever.[/i] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assuming Control [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Paragraphs WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!![/quote] [/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThUnDeR FiShEz_ [url=http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/mizzle92/bhbhb.jpg]MostEpic inb4 I've ever seen[/url][/quote]That wasn't epic. D: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamerz_Property [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy Way to point out the obvious. I'm 18, I find it relevant to say that I'm in college.[/quote]I'm 18, and living on my own with a 12$/hour at 40 hours a week, AND going to college. :D Love you squiggz. xD[/quote]Well I'm 16, living with my parents, having no job, AND going to High School for which my parents are paying. Love you, Gamerz. xD[/quote]This was awesome, if I may say so myself.[/quote] XD Oh sweet fate...

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  • Haha.. funny times.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker Insert it anally?[/quote] Via [url=http://seventhcolumn.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=52765172&postRepeater1-p=1#52765405]this[/url] thread.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai i once saw a girl do something dirty with a mars bar/snickers, she then gave it to her boyfriend who then ate it[/quote] I'd eat it, too. [/quote] she was as wide as she was tall[/quote] How tall was she?[/quote] around 5ft[/quote] ._. Nevermind...[/quote]

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  • WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON D

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Otterlover77 Me: Well you simply insert the GIF into the harddrive and out comes the data from which you extract the RAM and then install the processor. Woman: You are a smart and handsome man, and I would like you in bed right now. Me: (Thumbs up)[/quote]

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  • *FaceBullet*

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  • that coke vs pepsi thread was epic

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ThUnDeR FiShEz_ [url=http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/mizzle92/bhbhb.jpg]MostEpic inb4 I've ever seen[/url][/quote]That wasn't epic. D: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gamerz_Property [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy Way to point out the obvious. I'm 18, I find it relevant to say that I'm in college.[/quote]I'm 18, and living on my own with a 12$/hour at 40 hours a week, AND going to college. :D Love you squiggz. xD[/quote]Well I'm 16, living with my parents, having no job, AND going to High School for which my parents are paying. Love you, Gamerz. xD[/quote]This was awesome, if I may say so myself.

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  • [url=http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee44/mizzle92/bhbhb.jpg]MostEpic inb4 I've ever seen[/url]

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  • this made me lol [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=52688177[url] the last post is some guy asking Urk to get a facebook

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=52680146&postRepeater1-p=1#52680507]HA[/url]

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  • [url]http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/xx3/0neL4s7H0n0r/Screenshot2010-11-06at71301PM.png[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y DOSE I DYZ Do you remember the OT?[/quote]I probably do, I just don't know what the abbreviation is. Try expanding it.[/quote] Original Topic.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Could someone please send me via PM, or link in this thread, the thread where someone derailed it to be about Coke vs. Pepsi?[/quote]Is that where the first poster posts "this thread is now about Coke vs Pepsi"? I'll take a browse.

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  • "Why doesn't anyone take this seriously. You all know that you wish you could become an ODST or Spartan. You know that I know that you know that I know that you know you want to." "Actually, I want to be a triceratops." _______________________________________________________________ "Does anyone know what all an ODST does during training to become an ODST? If so please post it here. I am planning on making a suit and helmet just like the ODST's and I want to actually be like one." "So you want to be able to drop from orbit.......Intresting." _______________________________________________________________ "Well when I grow up I want to be a Power Ranger, WHOOOOOOSH!"

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  • My best thread ever, and the only thread in the epic threads section. Brings tears of pride to my eyes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y DOSE I DYZ Do you remember the OT?[/quote]I probably do, I just don't know what the abbreviation is. Try expanding it.

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  • Do you remember the OT?

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  • Could someone please send me via PM, or link in this thread, the thread where someone derailed it to be about Coke vs. Pepsi?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGONYofCHAOS [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Abdul The Agent Why don't Germans speak American?[/quote] Because American is not a language.[/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50024498]This conversation is quite funny[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chick Bowdrie If everyone has a spaceship it's not science fiction :D[/quote] Unless CHUCK NORRIS says it is.

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