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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Loup So what you're saying is that The Flood is the random forum of /b/.net?[/quote]Um... Well, that could definitely be said for The Flood, I guess... But this is more of an anthology of some very humorous things said in The Flood.

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  • So what you're saying is that The Flood is the random forum of /b/.net?

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  • I feel proud for starting the cake derailment.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mooard Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?[/quote]Oh great Stosh no. That would take a mindblowingly long time. There are probably a good 200 various floodians in that list, and actually probably more. That would mean using Bungie's search bar + saying send a private message + pasting the message and writing the subject bar + sending and hoping that nothing goes wrong. All of this = about a year's worth of just sitting there doing that. Also, I'm not going to consider it a big enough honor being in this list to send a PM. Most people probably don't care and would just disregard it, and I'd probably get a bit of hatemail for it. I'd rather not spam people just because they did something like this. I mean, if a few people asked to be notified if they ever made it in this list, maybe I could do a few if I notice that I'm adding a name. That or someone like CAVX or Lord Snakie or Bapabooiee, someone with uber scripting skills, could make a little greasemonkey script that checks the list every 2-3 hours and sends you a little notification if you're on it and how many times you're on it, or something like that.

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  • Yeah sure, uh...that's a uh...lame coup. <---- Does not actually know what a coup is

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mooard Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?[/quote] Don't be lazy, just look at the list. No, srsly... look at it.

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  • Several people asked my opinion and my opinion is the rent is too damn high.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMAx DaDuff666 HERPIE DERPIE Didily DOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Thought I was a try hard.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mooard Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?[/quote]No.

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  • Does DumbDoor message you if you are included in this?

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  • If global warming, how can snow?

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  • HERPIE DERPIE Didily DOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanr63 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url][/quote] THATS NOT A FLOOD THREAD!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!! [/quote]Still pretty notable.

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  • I think this threads funny because of all the cake saying. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54556051&postRepeater1-p=2#54557094]Here[/url] [Edited on 12.25.2010 2:30 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo Tooting my own horn, but I thought [url=http://admin.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54530370]this was funny.[/url][/quote]Indeed it was. Added specially for you!

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  • Tooting my own horn, but I thought [url=http://admin.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54530370]this was funny.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hotstreak666 I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*[/quote] Never thought it'd reach this level, eh? It has..

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url][/quote] THATS NOT A FLOOD THREAD!!!!!1!!!!111!!!!!!!!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hotstreak666 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hotstreak666 I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*[/quote] *Continues creepily following you*[/quote] 0_o *faceepicsuicide*[/quote] *Begins to eat face off*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CR7 . [/quote] Okay.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Blame Notch, wait, I mean Stosh. Snotsch.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hotstreak666 I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*[/quote] *Continues creepily following you*[/quote] 0_o *faceepicsuicide*

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hotstreak666 I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*[/quote] *Continues creepily following you*

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  • Thought this was kindof funny: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Left The Library Wow! I am a dick![/quote]

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  • I love this thread...but...Just...peoples stupidity... *facenail*

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