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1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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[b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Posted on 17th of December. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tucker 051 No, I'm on summer break.[/quote] Silly old door, this isn't funny. The self absorbed dwellers of the Northern Hemisphere are to ignorant to realise that the Southern Hemisphere is currently on Summer break.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK L.O.S.E.R. Lapse Of Shooter-Efficient Reflexes. [/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] COB475 That was pretty funny. I had to pull out my patented ROFL mat.[/quote]
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A Dumb Door, I do not know how to link all of the quotes directly, but I do know how to link to the original thread. Some of the replies to this one are priceless and should be documented: [url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55725885&viewreplies=true#end[/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZombieRocket [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Me wuv chief I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.[/quote] This. I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.[/quote][i]Remember... No Russian...[/i][/quote]
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I think this would be a nice small addition. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Me. Everyone else just sucks.[/quote] D:[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55660751] The Official Thread [/url][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Firefly887 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Redthunda69 1. Get fishing pole 2.Go to where electric guitars live 3.???? 4.Profit[/quote] I don't have any worms on me at the moment ):[/quote] I've got some :([/quote] Add this one.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seven blind mice Gandalf: "YOU!! SHALL NOT!!! PASS!!!" >BOOM!< Balrog: "RAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!" >FALLS< >Gandalf turns< >loud noise and burning whip hits< >Gandalf falls< Frodo: No, no, no somebody tell me this isn't happening!" Command: "UNSC Gandalf, do you read me?!" Borimir: " Gandalf is dust, we need to get out of here!" >Falcon flies away< > Assault carrier looms overhead<[/quote][url]http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55249939&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1[/url] nepats190 narrowly beating me when he says over 9000. [Edited on 01.12.2011 4:28 PM PST]haha i can't believe you guys are still doing this xD this was before this summer where i still was posting actively on this forum xDThese posts ACTUALLY made me ROFL. I especially like the hot topic one.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheDemonicBird O After reading this today I feel that it is needed in this thread: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls. And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made. Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice". One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted. [/quote][/quote]WINI think this needs to be included: [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55209390]THE PROPHECY, TAYLOR [/url] [Edited on 01.11.2011 6:02 PM PST]After reading this today I feel that it is needed in this thread: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rules. Three were given to the Superusers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Ninja, great enforcers and statesmen of the forum halls. And nine, nine rules were gifted to the race of Members, who above all else desire power. For within these rules was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another rule was made. Deep in the land of Bellevue, in the Fires of The Server Closet, the Dark Lord Webmaster forged in secret a master rule to control all others, and into this rule he poured his drunkenness, his sarcasm and his will to dominate all discussion. One rule to rule them all. And it was called "Play Nice". One by one, the free lands of forum fell to the power of the Rule, but there were some who resisted. [/quote]Haha I have made the list.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote] I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.[/quote] Hey I was just the dog. *barf*[/quote]They love me more, you're just a damn dirty dog.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote] I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.[/quote] Hey I was just the dog. *barf* [Edited on 01.09.2011 3:45 AM PST][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hemaskk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote] I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.[/quote]Shhh... Don't give the mods ideas.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote]Oh Hai Mike ;)[/quote]Yea hi Clarke ;)I was watching the thread from the beggining. It deserves to be put in this.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote] I was involved in it, and I still didn't get banned. Though, I may get banned for this post.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IITz MIKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[/quote]Oh Hai Mike ;)[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.[/quote]Well i really wish i had gotten in on that.[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=1]Dad?[/url] This was funny as -blam!-.[/quote]Surprisingly enough, I wasn't banned.
