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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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Posted by: Phillip J Fry Posted by: readypartylong Posted by: Joseph9307 ITT: 12 year olds who don't understand the political garbage they're talking about. Also ITT: 40 year old man in his mothers basement who lost a student council election 25 years ago. Oh god i lol'd. You got him so good! :|
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There was this little exchange YEARS ago involving me and Cortana 5...made me look like a complete fool, but it was funny. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16336662&postRepeater1-p=1#16338637] Here [/url] Bottom of page 1, quote involving Cortana 5 and me. Even years later, I still get a little laugh out of it. :)
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It has been a long ass time since I've contributed to this thread, with a smile on my face I'd like to add this: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 Master chief... We are talking about firefight right?!? :D[/quote] The thread was titled "Which FF character would you like to fight alongside you." Obviously about Final Fantasy.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56221679&viewreplies=true#end]Ironic Thread is Ironic[/url]
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Wat dis be, I don't even [Edited on 02.05.2011 11:21 AM PST]
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-blam!- you for bumping.
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asfdasdol [Edited on 02.05.2011 12:53 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]SIMAN166 If a six year old actually said Come At Me Bro then I would literally punch him in the face and make him do a back flip in the air.[/quote] Thankfully I could supress my anger and me and my sister passed his sorry self in line...I mean, the spot didn't matter, but the next time someone says come at me bro I'm unzipping my pants and granting their wish. (Maybe that's not a good idea)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio 6 year old - Mall of America *Me* Hey, you have to wait your turn in line *Kid* What are you gonna do about it? -Puffs up chest- *Me* But your only a kid. You have to learn the rules. *Kid* I'm [i]not[/i] a kid. Today is my half birthday. Now I'm 6 and a half. [i][b]Come at me, bro[/i][/b]. [/quote] [Edited on 02.01.2011 3:44 PM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] waterpolo1 Kat is not a girl. He is a boy. If i had to take a girl home with me though, i'd take Justin Biber. She looks cute.[/quote]
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Holy hell, people actually pay attention to the stupid -blam!- I type? [i]Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet[/i]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lord of dahorde This must have taken a long time to write.[/quote]Well, I didn't write it all at once. I wrote it over a very long period of time. It started as me finding a thread of like 3 or 4 really funny posts, so I made a little .txt document and put them in there for future laughter. Then, I started doing that for all the funny posts that I saw. Or at least most of them. Then, when the document got to have a few hundred, I made a thread on The Flood with it. Unfortunately, it died. But then, my list grew again, and my simple little .txt was a good 2 KB of pure quotes. So, I once again made another thread. Once again, it died. Finally, when my .txt was about 4 KB, I made one final thread as a last ditch effort, and BAM! It got stuck on the top forum topics list, and now the community does a lot of the work for me. Now all I have to do is take what they give me and put it at the bottom of my most recent post. [quote]BTW, [b][u]A Dumb Door's guide to making my life easier if you are submitting a quote[/b][/u]: Step 1: Press reply to a funny quote. Be sure that it is funny even out of context. Step 2: Press the quote button under the box where you type in text. Make sure that the quote has appeared. Step 3: Delete all unnecessary returns. Due to a strange commodity with Bungie.net, it only allows a certain number of lines, regardless of characters. Thus, I delete all the blank lines with no text. I even make the posts end to end, so there is no return between the end of quote] and the beginning of the next post. Step 4: Send me the post. There is no real need to explain anything about the post. You can PM me (The preferred method, as I will see it more easily/quickly and you are not subject to ban) or post it in this thread. Do remember, guys. I prefer PM's. I'll still take posts in this thread, but I'd rather have a PM. It makes it easier, since I don't need to hunt through random posts and decipher between whether or not a quote is a submission or just you guys talking. Another note: There is nothing wrong with saving up a few quotes before sending them to me. Make your own little .txt and send me a large sum of quotes in bulk. That's fine with me too.[/quote]
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This must have taken a long time to write.
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55899921]A simple post created a story of love, betrayal, and CoD ripoffs.[/url] [Edited on 01.30.2011 6:43 AM PST]
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55912577&postRepeater1-p=2#55913569][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pieman191 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Mag1 Your welcome.[/quote]Thanks.[/quote][/url]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] th3m4dblimp3r Can I have a Tali, instead?[/quote] In a "would you like a tail?" thread.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 [/quote] You're already in, dude. =P
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Exscaliber71 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZombieRocket [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Me wuv chief I'm just glad that we (Russia) aren't the bad guys in a game for once.[/quote] This. Lol, thanks for that, got me in there =D I was beginning to feel bad for you guys after all the game's ive played where you're killing Russians the whole time.[/quote][i]Remember... No Russian...[/i][/quote][/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Set Sail Armada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xx GazzRion 33 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Set Sail Armada LOL someone's got an e-crush[/quote]Come at me, bro.[/quote]Are you hitting on me? Control yourself Internet Casanova.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JKH1LL07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Jackal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the lizard 102 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JKH1LL07 Triple Wielding[/quote] Quadruple wielding[/quote] Quintuple wielding.[/quote]I want to be surrounded by a sphere of guns.[/quote] This was posted in a thread about Halo 4.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 "Meaningless! Meaningless!" says the Teacher. "Utterly meaningless! Everything is meaningless." What does man gain from all his labor at which he toils under the sun? Generations come and generations go, but the earth remains forever. The sun rises and the sun sets, and hurries back to where it rises. The wind blows to the south and turns to the north; round and round it goes, ever returning on its course. All streams flow into the sea, yet the sea is never full. To the place the streams come from, there they return again. All things are wearisome, more than one can say. The eye never has enough of seeing, nor the ear its fill of hearing. What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. Is there anything of which one can say, "Look! This is something new"? It was here already, long ago; it was here before our time. There is no remembrance of men of old, and even those who are yet to come will not be remembered by those who follow.[/quote] Did Recon just quote Ecclesiastes? Jeepers!
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Ive submitted about 5 quotes and 2 threads and I'm still not in here myself. What the hell is this!?
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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55824730&postRepeater1-p=1#55824870][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II Cipher [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Celsbury Reapers. [/quote] Ah yes, "Reapers". We've already dismissed that claim.[/quote][/url] This was rather hilarious.
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Ah, this is why I love the Bungie community. Awesome thread. Great way to cheer me up :D
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[b][u]Dotes:[/b][/u] Posted on 17th of December. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tucker 051 No, I'm on summer break.[/quote] Silly old door, this isn't funny. The self absorbed dwellers of the Northern Hemisphere are to ignorant to realise that the Southern Hemisphere is currently on Summer break.
