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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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It would be akward to fap in front of the moving pictures in Harry Potter [Edited on 04.07.2011 5:24 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLAH BERRY 486 Donald trump is a complete [b]dumass[/b].[/quote]I'm certain he's smarter than you.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthrevan96 jog is a dog[/quote]Flog jog!
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jog is a dog [Edited on 04.07.2011 12:23 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] footballkid18 Why were you walking up the stairs with a knife?[/quote] Someone used all of the hot water in the morning... must kill family.[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Templar94 I believe the ability is called "illusion"[/quote] Not in Dungeons and Dragons.
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I believe the ability is called "illusion"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ID Phoenix HAI GUISE![/quote] Quick! Use Disguise![/quote]wat[/quote] lol i dunno i guess i was the only one who thought that was funny. guise, disguise? i gotta kick out of it
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ID Phoenix HAI GUISE![/quote] Quick! Use Disguise![/quote]wat
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ID Phoenix HAI GUISE![/quote] Quick! Use Disguise!
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HAI GUISE!
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Funniest saying of all time.. Womens Rights hahahahaha
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.[/quote]most of them aren't very funny at all.[/quote]Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards. [/quote]Yep.[/quote]I take almost all submissions I get. I'm pretty lenient because different people have different definitions of comedy. If you honestly thought that what you posted was funny, and you want to be on the list, then I'll add it to the list. It's not all that elitist. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Delta Xero X Man, still not up there. =\ Aw well...Dumb Door, I could've sworn you took something from one of my threads on Sapphire, but I can't seem to find it.[/quote]If you want to be up there, just provide me with a quote of yours that is funny from The Flood. I prefer using quotes from The Flood, but I think that a quote or two might be from the Halo 3/Reach forum, and at least one of the epic thread links goes to the Halo 3 forum. I really try to avoid using group quotes, though. They seem to break the spirit of "The Flood" quotes, and groups tend to have more relaxed rules so it's less of a risk to be funny.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.[/quote] most of them aren't very funny at all.[/quote] Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards. [/quote] if there were more neptune, it'd be exponentially funnier.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] H0gbinlad3n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.[/quote] most of them aren't very funny at all.[/quote] Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards. [/quote]Yep.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neptunne0100 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.[/quote] most of them aren't very funny at all.[/quote] Agreed. This thread has become a submission thread and door needs to up his damn standards.
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Man, still not up there. =\ Aw well...Dumb Door, I could've sworn you took something from one of my threads on Sapphire, but I can't seem to find it.
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I think most of them are pretty funny only because of the fact that they are natural and arent forced. i agree, Stacker. most of them are pretty good
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Thank god for this thread. I sit for 12 hours watching a network do nothing. This thread had me damn near falling out of my -blam!- chair for about the last...6 hours of it, I think. Omg I have found true comedy.[/quote] most of them aren't very funny at all. [Edited on 04.02.2011 7:33 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fintwon How have I never seen this before ?![/quote] I have no idea, its only pinned to the wall of Top Forum Topics. No one ever looks there.
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How have I never seen this before ?!
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheRightBrigade Does anyone remember the thread with just a countless list of analogies for fapping? Like, no more polishing the sword, no more burping the lizard, no more peeling the flesh scab... lolololol[/quote] yep. half of em were from Capn K.
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No i cant say i remember anything of that sort, though ive hear those referenced for.
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Does anyone remember the thread with just a countless list of analogies for fapping? Like, no more polishing the sword, no more burping the lizard, no more peeling the flesh scab... lolololol
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his mother...hmmmm
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EndersShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Stacker Oh no, I'm not offended. That just had no humor to it. "Oh, I'm a girl! - APRIL FOOLS, no I'm not." -_- That kind of joke goes over like a fart in a space suit.[/quote] Hehe. Okay well at least you aren't offended.[/quote] Too bad now you have to live with the fact that half the people here think you are a man, and half the people think you are a woman. honestly, worst case of split personality syndrome EVAR[/quote]That's nothing compared to one guy whose split personality was his mother. I've seen even worse than that but still.
