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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • I dont if [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58757784]this[/url] is good enough for the epic thread section, but i thought it was hillarious what everyone else started replying and the flame war that it started on the reach forum in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58758137]this[/url] thread. I think thats what started the whole trolling in the reach forum about saying "ill counter any argument about al" and then simply saying "adapt".

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59449778]epic thread-learning about the 50's[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59529164]No raids[/url] [Edited on 04.24.2011 10:38 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duhkdood If nothing goes right.... go left[/quote]OMG!! Add this to OP!! NAO!!! ROFL

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  • If nothing goes right.... go left

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chief 7stain -snip-[/quote]Why in the name of good gravy did you just quote my whole OP?[/quote] To make you ask why he quoted your OP.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chief 7stain -snip-[/quote]Why in the name of good gravy did you just quote my whole OP?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assuming Control What do you do?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assuming Control[/quote] Can I assume this is a trap?[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [quote]Epic Thread section[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]Coke vs. Pepsi.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53404768]lolwut?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54360185]Coup Takeover[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54553875]Cookie derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54556051&postRepeater1-p=1#54556209]Cake derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54683202]Mod Censors Title[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54688102]iFarted Gamertag[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54778762&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=2]Emblem in Black Ops[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54810956]Bet this can't go hot-topic[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795232]Question for Flood regulars[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795455]Question for all Reach fans[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55209390]Random Text[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55288862]We must rebel![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55258996]Westboro protesting in neighborhood[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55527101]:) or :([/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55762705]When you go #2[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55899921]What does my gamertag mean?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56036391]God's latest MMO[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56072261]The Empire's Deception[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56115713]Challenge accepted, achievement denied.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56200166]What is this coup?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16336662&postRepeater1-p=1#16338637]First time[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56221679&viewreplies=true#end]Ironic thread[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57200940]This won't reach 1000.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57240077]Important question[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57384160]48H gold[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57552196]Head pun extravaganza[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50520773]Halo Reach is better[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57992814]Flood appreciation[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58504973]No mods allowed[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58853998]Dying Angles[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58881755]Adapt[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58863605]2012[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59076863]Epic Recon[/url][/quote]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59305914]Epic Thread Section- Rule 34 on Armor lock POST NOW!!![/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59301434]Epic thread section-Big immortal Jelly fish.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DuelTerror [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NirvashTypeEND [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DuelTerror I want my Mako back.[/quote] DO NOT WANT![/quote] Am I the only person that loved the Mako? :|[/quote] I did. It drove like a dream. It got me where physics couldn't.[/quote]

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  • It's all fun and games until someone looses an eye. then it's fun and games they just can't see.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mwhight [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bandido Burrito I think it's WAY overrated. Discuss.[/quote] then stop thinking. you obviously arent good at it.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeagleWeezles I think its sad really. Obviously you're inadequate for its needs, when it has to resort to turning itself on when you can't.[/quote]

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  • Made it 16 times. [i]Success.[/i]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] checkertail I don't think I know any, but don't go to xbox.com to find them, go to xbox.com instead. -Checkertail[/quote] You suck.

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  • I don't think I know any, but don't go to xbox.com to find them, go to xbox.com instead. -Checkertail

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dontworryidoctr all this post makes me feel is that im a loser for not being there when you guys posted these[/quote] Hush, hush now. *runs fingers through hair*

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  • all this post makes me feel is that im a loser for not being there when you guys posted these

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Denard "Shoelace" Robinson This topic is 73 pages long and I have yet to post in it. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [url=http://www.bungie.net/Search/default.aspx?q=TheMouthOfSauron&g=5]Here's a relatively good source[/url][/quote]Your search fields, "Witty" "Humorous" "Funny" and "TheMouthOfSauron" produced no results. However, the search terms "Do it yourself" "you lazy" and "potato" turns up many results. Would you like to retry that search?[/quote] Put both of these in here.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [url=http://www.bungie.net/Search/default.aspx?q=TheMouthOfSauron&g=5]Here's a relatively good source[/url][/quote]Your search fields, "Witty" "Humorous" "Funny" and "TheMouthOfSauron" produced no results. However, the search terms "Do it yourself" "you lazy" and "potato" turns up many results. Would you like to retry that search? [Edited on 04.08.2011 3:50 PM PDT]

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  • This topic is 73 pages long and I have yet to post in it.

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  • Ah cairnes, I've always adored your modesty.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Search/default.aspx?q=TheMouthOfSauron&g=5]Here's a relatively good source[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chilled burrito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementalRunner Never been there. From what I hear I wouldn't care for it anyway.[/quote] I would not care for a muffin. But, would I eat it anyway?[/quote] What the crap does a muffin have to do with an internet board. [/quote] [Edited on 04.07.2011 10:48 PM PDT]

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  • It would be akward to fap in front of the moving pictures in Harry Potter [Edited on 04.07.2011 5:24 PM PDT]

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