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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.[/quote]I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol. Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?

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  • I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the sedated God damn, now this is a thread.[/quote]Amen to that brother! Or sister. I'm not sexist.

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  • God damn, now this is a thread.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your lost virginity is now forfeit.[/quote] In a thread about Florida accidentally banning sex.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phantom5niper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Scoopicus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] David iZ Mental 1. The US would be annihilated because every Muslim in the middle east would pick up an AK 47 and fire. [/quote] AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WOW[/quote]They must be some damn powerful AK-47s if they could annihilate us all the way from the middle east [/quote] Omg I lol'd again...[/quote]

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  • Ah yes. The fails of those still new to the internet. So classic some of these are.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ScoutedSoldier I've touched Recon Number 54 before. It was a life changing experience.[/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gone Incognito [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] peteOlantern1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tommyempoleon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HipiO7 All the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy...[/quote] They tell me that I'm gonna go far, kid. [/quote] You must have pretty good self esteem. [/quote] Yeah, cuz the kids are alright [/quote]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheEndofAce - Ezio is looking for seals in Revelations. These seals hold the memories of Alair. They'll allow Ezio to peek into Altair's life (just as Desmond uses Animus to peek into his ancestors lives). - You'll control Altair through these sequences.[/quote] YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO WE PUT ANCESTRAL MEMORIES IN YO ANCESTRAL MEMORIES SO YOU CAN REMEMBER YOUR ANCESTORS MEMORIES WHILE YO ANCESTOR'S MEMORIES REMEMBERS YO ANCESTORS MEMORIES[/quote]

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  • Dumbass troll: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BEATo next week I get my promotion to mod status, dont worry I have your name written down youll be permabaned first thing monday.[/quote]This really made me laugh. [Edited on 05.06.2011 12:16 PM PDT]

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  • in "inb4 ownage lol". that is on my thread!

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59894775]Put this thread on there[/url]

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  • The "Ironic Thread" is on here! :3 I feel special

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  • Is it weird that I fantasize about a girl having a retarted brother that I can appeal to to impress her? [Edited on 05.02.2011 6:23 PM PDT]

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  • Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.

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  • This thread needs more lulz in the OP.

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  • true comedians on this page.

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  • When all is said and done in the world... take back what you said and undo everything.

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  • If I had a dime for every dime I didn't have, I'd be in debt.

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  • O nice. My 2012 thread is there, too.

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  • I dont if [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58757784]this[/url] is good enough for the epic thread section, but i thought it was hillarious what everyone else started replying and the flame war that it started on the reach forum in [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58758137]this[/url] thread. I think thats what started the whole trolling in the reach forum about saying "ill counter any argument about al" and then simply saying "adapt".

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