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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • Well, guys, I'm running out of room in my last reserved post. Let's get 12 people or so to post so that I can get another top of page post to reserve more space.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...[/quote] Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote. First Edit [quote] Posted By; the Hurtful turkey It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles. [/quote] Second Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf "Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."[/quote] Can't you all just google pr0n instead?[/quote]I think all of them are ugly.[/quote] Third Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatchfulStrider She is a Cylon. History always repeats itself. If you love her, you will betray your entire species. Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself. [i]Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .[/i][/quote] FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather.

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  • Never give shiska a tire thumper. you won't get the reference. I hid it in my shorts.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...[/quote] Ok, I made a post down below with 'teh funnies'. Enjoy. [Edited on 05.19.2011 8:53 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SGT Rhino 76 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.[/quote]I sent him a quite comical one, but he hasn't added it. y u no add??!?!?[/quote]You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...

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  • Nice thread

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away.[/quote] I sent him a quite comical one, but he hasn't added it. y u no add??!?!?

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  • Dude, I've sent our friend, the rather dimwitted door, so many messages that his autoresponder broke. That, or it's ignoring me until I go away. [Edited on 05.17.2011 10:40 PM PDT]

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  • S.N.I.F.F T.U.R.T.L.E

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cra5y Pineapple [url=http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp97/DanDood11/fap.jpg]Best reply ever (NOTE: other replies between the OP and that one were cut out.)[/url][/quote]Thanks babes.

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  • [url=http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp97/DanDood11/fap.jpg]Best reply ever (NOTE: other replies between the OP and that one were cut out.)[/url]

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  • helllcats are cats from hell /thread

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadowman235 I'm glad I'm in here. Makes me feel important. Good job being in a title Isaac.[/quote]What quote are you? And thanks. [Edited on 05.15.2011 6:28 PM PDT]

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  • I'm glad I'm in here. Makes me feel important. Good job being in a title Isaac.

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  • I suck at life and wish I could sleep forever in my dreams. Sedate me to limbo. *Inception reference*

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60359501&viewreplies=true#end]Better inb4 ownage, sadly:([/url] [Edited on 05.15.2011 9:05 AM PDT]

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  • me gusta

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Pretty much this. Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.[/quote]I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you. How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?[/quote]Pm's a day: 2-4 Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y108927304987102978346501897236y036y036y0123890591862304816059823049160298305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630[/quote]I've sent so many messages that there's letters in it!?[/quote]It's like Super Mario! I think in about 3 messages you'll get sky.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Pretty much this. Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.[/quote]I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you. How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?[/quote]Pm's a day: 2-4 Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y108927304987102978346501897236y036y036y0123890591862304816059823049160298305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630[/quote]I've sent so many messages that there's letters in it!?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Pretty much this. Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.[/quote]I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you. How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?[/quote]Pm's a day: 2-4 Pm's from you: 18096501897680597123640785t916034519238238562y309578126039784605198237237237609238460t98q270349870519260348967y108927304987102978346501897236y036y036y0123890591862304816059823049160298305916029378640891726937865-1927364089120394650192630

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CR7 Yes! one of my threads is in the "Epic Thread" section.[/quote]The "You have PHD?" picture is from me, when I was using the account "The OP".

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Pretty much this. Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.[/quote]I didn't know I was being so helpful. Sometimes I was worried that I might be annoying you. How many PMs do you get a day, out of curiosity? How many are from me?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.[/quote]I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol. Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.[/quote]Pretty much this. Not only does he provide me with a lot of quotes, but he PM's them to me! That is honestly my preferred method of receiving quotes. PM. It INSTANTLY tells me that it's a quote submission, not discussion, and INSTANTLY keeps an archive for me that's easy to manage and dig into should I need to find a missing quote.

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    Yes! one of my threads is in the "Epic Thread" section.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.[/quote]I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol. Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.[/quote]Then is it accurate to say we're too old to argue over this? I can hear your bones creaking.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm in the title of the most awesome thread on Bungie.net? Meh, I've done better.[/quote]Why are you so damn funny?[/quote]Most be because of my blunt personality. And the fact that I have a Plasma Cutter aimed at your neck right now, just a reminder in case you type otherwise.[/quote] I was contributing to the thread before contributing to the thread was cool.[/quote]I've PM'd the first 3 quotes to Door, lol. Also, I typically send Door about a PM with a funny quote once a day, so that probably helped.

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