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Edited by A Dumb Door:
1/17/2013 7:37:19 AM
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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]
This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection.
[b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day.
[b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url]
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current)
[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url]
[b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url]
[url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url]
[url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url]
[url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url]
[url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url]
[url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url]
[url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url]
[url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url]
[url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url]
[url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url]
[Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]
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bo schitt -gmod idiot box
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cool story bro
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Justawsimlol C'mon guys! Help door to get the first post of the next page. I can't wait for the next set of quotes![/quote] [Edited on 06.03.2011 2:44 PM PDT]
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halp pl0x
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C'mon guys! Help door to get the first post of the next page. I can't wait for the next set of quotes!
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On a thread about going to prom with a guy. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DoubtfuIOwl [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I made a funny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DoubtfuIOwl [/quote]Are you sure about that? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I made a funny[/quote] ZING![/quote] [Edited on 05.29.2011 7:12 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TurtIe Suprised im not on this list..[/quote]Just send any funny quotes of yours to Dumb Door or me.
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Suprised im not on this list..
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, we almost had it.[/quote]Be more alert next time. I WANT THOSE QUOTES NAO!!
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Well, we almost had it.
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The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
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[b][i]In a thread about everything you touch turning into a raccoon[/i][/b] [quote][quote]Posted by: Pownazor *touches boner* FFUUUUUUUUUUU[/quote] I 'see' your boner and raise you a raccoon. ... O.o *head asplodes* [/quote] Made me laugh
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Oops, double posted by mistake. *23rd post* [Edited on 05.28.2011 4:14 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Justawsimlol [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.[/quote] Indeed. *sips tea*[/quote]Can i have some? :D *22nd post* [Edited on 05.28.2011 4:17 AM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Justawsimlol [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.[/quote] Indeed. *sips tea*
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Darnit, next page was taken. Isaac, feel no need to keep at the pace you are at... Srsly, I need to reserve the top of another page soon. All quote submissions are on hold for a while.[/quote]Hey door, one page can only have 25 posts. This one was 20th post. Keep an eye out if you want the top post of the next page.
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Man #1 - Suck my -blam!- Man #2 - ummmm...okay! Man #1 - wait, what!?
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Floodians never die Jorge, the just missing in action. Reach Forumers never die Jorge, they just rage quit. The Classifieds never dies Jorge, oh wait...
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] droppedasababy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SGT Rhino 76 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door You submitted it as a quote. I scanned through, but didn't really find anything. Unless you have a specific few posts in mind, though...[/quote] Well, the ones where the guy talks about puberty.... awkward, I know, but I am sure you could pick a few min-memes or anything like that matter. I shall edit this when I find a funny quote. First Edit [quote] Posted By; the Hurtful turkey It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles. [/quote] Second Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf "Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."[/quote] Can't you all just google pr0n instead?[/quote]I think all of them are ugly.[/quote] Third Edit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatchfulStrider She is a Cylon. History always repeats itself. If you love her, you will betray your entire species. Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself. [i]Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .[/i][/quote] FINAL edit: That is all the funny stuff I could gather. [/quote]Please do not put any of these in.[/quote] How about you go -blam!- yourself?
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ian1706 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 Yeah, yeah. If you don't have anything productive to say, at least make your joke short. [/quote]Ok, knock knock[/quote][/quote] So three Jews
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ian1706 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 Yeah, yeah. If you don't have anything productive to say, at least make your joke short. [/quote]Ok, knock knock[/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I ColdEmbrace I After looking into who these people are I have come to this conclusion: They are tools and so are you. Have a wonderful day![/quote]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Baph117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Taconomicon [b][i]OP may be onto the REAL plot of MW3![/b][/i][/quote][/quote] [i]We must go deeper........into Russia![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Russia has a giant worm on loan from Gears of War.[/quote] [Edited on 05.23.2011 8:28 PM PDT]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ushan *Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac* Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia. *pulls trigger*[/quote]Your shot missed. It's smoothbore! You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away![/quote]He's facing the other way while firing an empty pistol, of course he couldn't.[/quote] Co'ck. I really wish The Queen had stocked The Navy with those Assault Rifle thingies.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ushan *Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac* Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia. *pulls trigger*[/quote]Your shot missed. It's smoothbore! You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away![/quote]He's facing the other way while firing an empty pistol, of course he couldn't.
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ushan *Aims flintlock pistol at Isaac* Right! This is The Navy, I'm here to arrest you on the charge of being a black man from Somalia. *pulls trigger*[/quote]Your shot missed. It's smoothbore! You couldn't hit the broadside of a barn 5" away!
