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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [i] I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist![/i] [Edited on 06.14.2011 8:22 AM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61400583&postRepeater1-p=1#61401629]Hahahahahahahahaahahhhaahahaaahahahaa,first time in here![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61575566] Add this[/url] [Edited on 06.13.2011 4:25 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.[/quote]*gulps Whiskey* Higher brain what?

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fooby Leonardo Di Caprio never died in Titanic.... In the ending of titanic You see him "drown" and go underwater In start of inception you see him wake up on the beach They were planing the inception since titanic[/quote] Mind=blown [Edited on 06.20.2011 5:46 PM PDT]

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  • To be honest, I'm surprised that I was able to make 4 reservations, and even 6 consecutive posts without being interrupted. I'm proud of you, Flood! You showed self-control, a quality that indicates higher brain function! There might still be hope for you as a species.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A5A55inat0r The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.[/quote]Wait, what? So... then...[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZTKBl6ull].............[/url] [Edited on 06.13.2011 3:32 PM PDT]

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  • My time has come... [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60200961&postRepeater1-p=1]It's good until around page 6...[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwiIight SparkIe PC can play all N64 games, and just about every other console game from that time. So here I am: injecting PC propaganda into yet another thread![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Covy Killer I won't even answer, this poll is atrocious.[/quote]The poll in question is just asking a simple yes/no question, where the only options are yes, or no. Would you rather the yes/no question have answers like cheese waffles, pasta, Bungie sucks, or lunchmeat?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kesha [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bucket of Win Breaking news: you can in fact get to India by sailing West, as long as you don't fall off the world[/quote]What is India, I never heard of such a country.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpiralArchitect [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dynex811 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpiralArchitect Because it ruins my whole image of him,You know one day he'll fight some dragon demon thing on camera and then off camera he probably took another geezer to the back room for 20 minutes.Thats what I am thinking about and Im not liking it.[/quote]So when you were thinking about him haveing full on sweaty action with a 70 something year old woman, their wrinkly leathery skin rubbing against one another while they made sweet passionate old person love; you were ok with that mental image?[/quote]Yes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EVA Fish [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snake Archer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] watupjack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EVA Fish I'm a 1989 kid. /thread[/quote]You're still pretty much a 90's kid.[/quote]Technically partly an 80's kid. [/quote]Pretty much technically exactly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bbunnyy Post the video of you killing yourself [u]first[/u] before committing suicide[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jive turckey145 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man LEGOs don't get you laid though.[/quote]Speak for yourself. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thunderjam0 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 I'm posting a news story with a headline which has a source & feel free to read it, I honestly don't understand why people are raging about it =/. It's just a news story stating the fact that Macs are far more profitable & I'm trying to have a mature debate with people, but I guess they just can't understand/handle that.[/quote][url=http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/31/128752451232976705.jpg]Sure, because starting a huge flamewar between Mac users and Windows users was never your intention and you would never ever troll someone when it comes to Mac vs. Windows.[/url][/quote]Correct, I would not.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr _super sauce [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr _super sauce [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zombie Governor thanks guys[/quote]what?[/quote]A governor, is a zombie. Our stupidity at stopping a zombie apocalypse means that these zombies are being elected. This zombie is thanking us for our stupidity.[/quote]Well im in a bit of a dilemma here.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sniffy66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Angry Muffins isnt our(US) population above 3 billion?[/quote]:l[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Aensland royalty Also, fun/pointless fact...a Dork is a Whale's dick. And now you know.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AssCutter Wonam get marry? THUG ANGRY[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Next stalin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargent shade Well every man needs a woman to make him a sandwhich and every woman needs to make a sandwich for a man, since this is true -blam!- marriage just doesn't make sense.[/quote]ok, screw it. everyone stand down, we cannot contest this arguement.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeLiRioUsHaRE The only difference between "Fox news" and "The Onion" is that there are people dumb enough to believe Fox.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kimy1688 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrisbulldogs [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kimy1688 Um...no[/quote]Um...yes[/quote]Um....wut[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A HAM5TER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 Anywhere besides dumb old Texas.[/quote]The stars at night are dull and dim, because they have to be over dumb old Texas![/quote]What did you say about Texas?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seven blind mice STOP SPEAKING IN CAPS, WE CAN HEAR YOU!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] forcereconFR13 i would have to say court. judge: "sir, do you plead guilty or innocent?" Defendent: "i uhhhh....oh lawd shiver me timbers..." Judge: >.> "...."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zoomzoom97 Everything I touch turns to trolls! *Goes around touching everything.*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wombat H [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BouncedMr happy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wombat H It is also the only one that is even remotely plausible.[/quote] Can you imagine the lulz that would ensue if it turned out both theories were wrong, and in reality we are all simply computer programs?[/quote] No, we are just the circuitry. [/quote]TEH MAYTRICKS[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xhavalor The UNSC encompasses multiple star systems, while the combined forces of our modern military on reside on one world. Ha. [/quote]The UNSC's multiple star systems got their asses kicked by aliens, while the combined forces of the alien military got their asses kicked by Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Ha.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Ray Colossus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] brown308 boiling you noob[/quote]hes not just a noob hes a noob saibot[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Im5andwatisthis Also WWI Germany helps Austria Everyone beats the -blam!- out Germany WWII[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NoWise10 $50 says 100% of the people who want to hurt him, wouldn't do a thing because they have no balls.[/quote]I wore a paper mustashe around all day at school. I think I can handle murder.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IXI Caysep IXI Yes. I should go to jail for drinking caffeine and alcohol. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sanchinshooterX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rights Reserved [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nebowski Does anybody know what the average size is?[/quote]Ever heard of, you know, google?[/quote]I bet OP is using his mum's computer...[/quote]LMAO[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Infini7y [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iron Maiden 993 Of course it is. I know that the PC is more powerful in every way. It's just the idiots like you that make me sometimes take away that statement. I was going to save up for a Gaming PC but after seeing people like you and that Chris guy, Im staying away.[/quote]Silence peasant. From now on if you wish for me to communicate with you, you must make a formal, 50 word request through private message. In this message you shall refer to me as Sir and attempt to convince me to spare you my time. Each message must end in "sincerely, a lowly console peasant" which will be counted into the 50 word limit.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PHANTOMO71494 Check the fridge. I lose my hamster there sometimes. Coincidentally that's also where I lost my virginity.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SuperSonicFire [b]Obviously[/b] a lot of people have been misinformed about the proper use for "Legit" as it is actually a word, and should not be used as an alternative for "Legitimate". Legit means to run.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: I just pissed two streams.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 What happen? :O[/quote]Your a wizard Harry...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HowTuiteDoes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HowTuiteDoes [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Remorazz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 I keep hearing about it, but I have NO IDEA what it even is or what it intends to do.[/quote][/quote]I did not know the Grammar police worked this late.[/quote]...What are you talking about? He just quoted my post to imply that he has the same motion as me. He didn't make a single grammar fix.[/quote]Sorry I have trouble knowing what you are implying because you just left a reply which from the looks of it implys that my grammar is off. The way your worded it seemed to imply that I am stupid.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Plopples Murder them all and take their stuff. I'm British, what else would I do?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epique Flail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey inb4avatar I would use fire to wipe them out and make the moat powerful industry ever![/quote]I was unaware there was a powerful moat industry.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Misplaced Gears [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwiIight SparkIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Misplaced Gears Cars are powdered by gas, which is a combustion reaction. The only reason the potato works with a lightbulb is because it can move electrons or make a potential difference.[/quote] ...Tell me, how is this combusto-whatever reaction started, oh ye human Google of infinite knowledge? Surely the gas does not just start exploding by turning a simple metal key?[/quote] I thought we were talking about pure potato. I see what you mean. Well, I would love to get a meal at the potato station. Cwutididthar?[/quote] [Edited on 07.01.2011 9:45 PM PDT]

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  • [u][b]Dotes: Subject: Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] borrowedchief It's like -blam!- mad libs. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrBunsenHoneydew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 Can ninjas and employees see past the profanity filter? [/quote]Thankfully, no. That would be as annoying as -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Old Papa Rich This thread, apparently, is now about potatoes. And how -blam!- good they are.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 I -blam!- love potatoes![/quote]Sigged[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Great_Pretender Why do you love potatoes so much? -TGP-[/quote]I love you more.[/quote]Do I need to get the tarp and the baby oil? Again?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] irishfreak [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 No one has said a GLaDOS potato reference. What the -blam!- Community?[/quote]Those went out with the famine![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homefront The known existence of potatoes has dated back for over... *ten minute rant* ...and that is how I got the bump on my left nut.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jin Kisaragi [url]http://i54.tinypic.com/16lil3m.jpg[/url] [url]http://i53.tinypic.com/24epb49.jpg[/url] [url]http://i52.tinypic.com/282kxmc.jpg[/url] im gonna have nightmares...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie I just literally facepalmed into my cupcake :( Now it's all squished...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] connorb101 I was Laughing my pants of at this part of it. [quote]At the beginning of the month analysts speculated that Elite could [b]penetrate up to 20 percent of Modern Warfare 3 purchasers.[/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrMod But Halo has "ultra-mature message boards"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW I seriously pictured Activision's CEO walking around his office with a stra­p-on OVER his office suit... The hell is wrong with me?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] enigmatic dog Both fanboys make me want to kill a kitten. DO YOU WANT THAT!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T21095 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mr frodo I hate codddddddddddddd[/quote]Call of Doodlydoodlydoodlydoodly: Mr. Caffeine Edition.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthrevan96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartan999 So a country stepping up military presence in an effort to stem the tide of terrorism is equal to the mass genocide of a race of people totaling in 6 million deaths? [/quote]Yes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ExpensiveTank [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAKED N00B [b][u]The Good[/b][/u] ... [b][u]The Bad[/b][/u] ... [b][u]The Ugly[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx]This guy[/url][/quote]The ugly just takes you to your account profile.[/quote]You're so intelligent.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kangaroo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Todge16801 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad It's Halo Reach, with Halo CE's campaign. /thread[/quote]Ok but what about in Halo 4?[/quote]i'd love it if they made it darker.[/quote]Just wear sunglasses if you want a darker campaign.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mamamia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch You've got it wrong. *spreads arms* It's already started.[/quote]Damn it, Witch. I'm sick of your role playing. [/quote]I'm not role playing... *sobs*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SnowyKnight I'm addicted to alcohol, BUT I DON'T DRINK! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 I'm Maj0r Awesom3 and I'm addicted to workahol. I becomea workaholic and I can't stop myself. It's the workahol that controls me![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Whats the most dangerous phrase in the english language?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 "Ni"[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Imagine a koala eating an apple whilst riding a horse...[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REQUIEMZ117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jive turckey145 it's not [b]that[/b] amazing. [/quote]i dont know man... my koala was pretty badass. quite majestic actually.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REQUIEMZ117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ian11214 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man WTF goes on in the minds of the Flood... Nevermind. I really don't want to know.[/quote]Llamas. Agreed?[/quote]Double or nothing[/quote]im in. i raise you three kumquats. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thesicnessinus Burning up in the fire temple and drowning in the water temple makes me a noob? Faulty logic is faulty[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthrevan96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RAndomTag94 Hey, if we're assuming Grifball can be put into action, it's only fair to assume that respawns can be too. Besides, I'm sure respawns are a lot less harder to pull off than Gravity Hammers, or Energy Swords.[/quote]Making a sword of plasma and a giant hammer that makes a wave when shot is not harder than bringing a person back to life in 3 seconds and their body teleported back to a spot...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BugsDoomy RPG elements in an RPG game? Too mainstream.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Longsword049 What in the name of the great fluffy kitten?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 Hurts people? I know you can't be 'directly' killed by marijuana, but think of how many people can be indirectly hurt/killed by it. Driving under the influence, as one example.[/quote]I guess alcohol should be banned also.[/quote]Banning alcohol is the solution. Under Prohibition, no one drank alcohol![/quote]EXACTLY![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Dave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TRiPolarBear117 Oh, I shall cite one. Carl -blam!- ing Sagan. The man responsible for several satellite missions, adviser to NASA, award winning physicist. Yep, no meaning to his life whatsoever. [/quote]Lies, the only thing Carl Sagan got high on was [i]life.[/i][/quote]The cereal? Or the board game?[/quote]Both. He wrapped the cereal in the play board and lit it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Viktor Reznov GUYS! We're ignoring the elephant in the room here. The problem is not marijuana, alcohol, tobacco. The problem is McDonalds! Do you know how many overweight Americans die from problems caused by eating too much McDonalds? TOO MANY OF THEM! WE NEED TO BAN MCDONALDS! WE HAVE TO BAN ANYTHING THAT COULD DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY KILL YOU! THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WAS THINKING WHEN THEY BANNED MARIJUANA, AND LOOK HOW WELL IT WORKS, HOW MANY LIVES ITS SAVING! WE HAVE TO DO THIS WITH ANYTHING DANGEROUS![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THEREDHAWK422 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THEREDHAWK422 Look where our tax dollars went [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KskaUMuARR8[/url][/quote]I approve of this use of taxpayer money.[/quote]While it is cool, wouldn't you rather it be used for the benefits of society?[/quote]Hell no. We need more shrimp and more treadmills![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caboosethedead You can complain when you actually pay taxes. also, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6KNjZmRLrY]perfect[/url] use of tax payer money. [/quote]We're falling behind the world in dancing skills, we need improvement. Teh puma agrees with this use as well.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxcYyLOnexx2 Did you know that Canada is in North America? True story.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 America will fall, like all places, though it will probably be the last to. Like most European Countries I expect will fall sooner since they've been around longer. Canada shall never fall though. And if Canada fails me, I shall go with the penguins.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Witch [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LuNa The Princes ¼ or ½? [/quote]*GASP* BLACK MAGIC, BURN THE HERETIC![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Psychotic Undead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] drift4me If you willingly play any part of a murder plot, you're a bad man.[/quote]I said plot, not act. There is a difference between planning to kill your entire family and actually going through with it, you know.[/quote]Agreed. As long as it stays in your head? Who's to know, the thought police? Now, if you were to put those ideas down on paper, and then make those plans/ideas available to the public where they may be used to commit the crimes. Well, you would either be a criminal or an author.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Motoko Kusanagi [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Swift Communist Gheys are only vocal because they're fighting for their rats. [/quote]They're fighting for their what?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xhavalor What is your view on how some of us use the ellipsis' in online dialogue quite liberally? Ellipsis: "..." I've been noticing, along with most of you, that some add in multiple ellipsis for no apparent reason. [/quote]My good man... it's only... common knowledge... that using these things... helps you... become... a better... man... Only... if... you use them... too... much... will they... make you sound... like an old man... with Alzheimer's... [/quote] [Edited on 06.30.2011 11:11 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gulltralisk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Odd Chameleon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Naked Ninja Don't feed trolls children, especially if you're actually going to respond to them seriously. PSA for the wise.[/quote]u seriously thing im trolling? wow. this is why i hate this site. anyone who isnt a loser or something and claims higher things INSTANT TROLL any one who claims wacky stories INSTANT TROLL [/quote][i]Yeah! Take the lemons![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Judge Bread I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] VictoryFlowers I wish they made a game about fapping. With online capabilities. Fastest guy wins![/quote]I would be a pro.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BronzeKneecap [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crimson Chin BY MY MOTHER'S MANDIBLE, I SAY NAY![/quote] So, we meet again, Crimson Chin![/quote] You might have a kneecap of bronze, Bronze Kneecap, but you've always had a jaw made of glass. *Ka-Chin!*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Justawsimlol [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi Why the -blam!- not?[/quote]Why the -blam!- so?[/quote]-blam!- that's a good point.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r I thought presidential elections were decided by a fistfight, in which case George Bush won because he beat the everliving -blam!- out of Al Gore.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SubtleSpartan To -blam!- or not to -blam!-? That is the question.[/quote]I once said that to a girl. It didn't end well.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darth01 Well, once in Modern Warfare 2, I got in a game, and was doing extremely well. I was carrying my team, and the score was something like 5500-2000, my team winning. Then the host connection went to crap and dropped me (and as I found out later, about half the people in the game). I was kind of annoyed, but went back into matchmaking. It dropped me in the same game, [i]but on the other team[/i]. I then lost the game, even though I was still doing really well (the final score was something like 7500-7200,again, mostly because I was carrying my team). So I lost a game because I did really well.[/quote]I swear to god that this should be a metaphor for capitalism or communism somehow, but I can't quite make the connection.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UberLevi Mother Nature told me I was her one and only, then she slept with another man. [i]That -blam!- is on my list.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marvelous Bauble People like Recon hurt my brain[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Evil Alternate Link is meatspin. I have iPad and am not afraid of links.[/quote] Everybody back the -blam!- up this guy has an iPad[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou We just need to engineer some natural trees.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I like brilliant fridges. Their brilliance always fades when I close them, though. It's dumbfounding, really.[/quote] [b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] totallymassive [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] totallymassive [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey 1. Let them fail 2. Make new country 3. ??? 4. Profit This is how the world works.[/quote]Why cant they just cut out stupid things like an army and stuff? and have higher taxes[/quote] ...You want higher taxes...to get them out of a recession? Good God, man! The lies of socialism have gotten to you! [/quote]well fine, but then make people pay their taxes. I heard that a huge portion of the population of Greece has been invading taxes for a long time. [/quote]Gentleflood, the time has come. TO WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!! [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke The Creepers from Minecraft are evolved from Mushrooms, like the ones you find in caves. The Mushrooms absorb Sulphur and Potassium Nitrate from the ground, then they uproot themselves, go to the surface, and get the charcoal necessary for themselves to make gunpowder. The Creepers you find are randomly looking around are looking for more materials for their spores so that they can grow up just as strong. The Creepers can release the spores at any time, and when they find Steve?, they explode, releasing more spores that turn into new Mushrooms which grow into new Creepers. The reason that they explode at all is because they know that you are going to try and kill them and get their gunpowder, and their spores never get released. [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeBrilliance]/Fridge Brilliance[/url][/quote]...? *Ryle 'Cytarai will now detonate in 10... 9...*[/quote]DON'T! YOU'LL RELEASE MORE SPORES![/quote]*Self destruct sequence discontinued* Man, did I eat an AI again? I really need to stop doing that. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMeerkatKingx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.[/quote]I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"[/quote]Maybe they have money problems.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio The Famas is real, employed by the French. But it never sees combat, since the French give up so easily.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TrickyDonut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fudgesickel Or get Sprint bro[/quote] Sprint is terrible, get Armor Lock.[/quote] I see what you did there...[/quote]Not with my Hologram you don't.[/quote]Oh please, you'll never see me coming with my Active Camo.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] troll education lol, I hated tomorrow. Wednesday too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] T3hLemming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMeerkatKingx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 Context? "Fiscally" could have made perfect sense.[/quote]I quote, "I'm retardedddd.. Mentally and fiscally"[/quote]Maybe they have money problems.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HyperWiz I'm more concerned about a couple who named 6 of their boys all "Mikes." "Mike, come over here," and all 6 Mikes turn their heads. Stupid isn't it?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrMod [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Creeper [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I could name a few, but they're mostly of people who use alts to avoid bans, and that's just a dick move.[/quote]Yeah I hate people who do that. *whistles suspiciously* [/quote]I hate that too. *does not whistle*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nesral301 *checks OP's pockets for money*[/quote]That's not my wallet that you're feeling ;D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] N7Renegade [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caesar_Augustus Nothing of value was lost. [/quote]Youre right. A fellow flodian isnt of any value. Unless its me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awesomesauce46 I didn't kill him, I swear! He thought that grenade was a potato![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Of course it was invented in the USA. Look at what its used for: Pr0n and Commerce. In that order. If Switzerland invented it, it would be used for education and knowledge. I mean, were not doing rocket science here.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BLAH491 Inb4OpIsLivingUnderARock[/quote]Too late.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pizzaguy199 I was wondering, do the British Celebrate the 4th of July?[/quote]Yeah. The entire world does, actually. And, contrary to popular belief, it's an intergalactic holiday. I heard that even the newly-found Alpha Centauri planets celebrate it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Batchnator95 I'm a necrophiliac.[/quote]Considering the fact that you've played Halo, I'm not surprised.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UrbanBuffalo A genuine LOL troll from a dating website. [url=http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website]Enjoy.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deus_Ex_Machina I think everyone's downloading it, it's going very slowly for me. Or maybe it's the fact that I have an AT&T connection.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxSpartan 99xx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] steadman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KooIKidKarl2k8 Oh look... [i]THIS[/i] thread again...[/quote]Oh look... [i]THIS[/i] comment again...[/quote]Owned.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] agjm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 Look at the people in the comment section! I want to smack every single one of those people upside the head.[/quote]You, my friend, are a very good and educated person. Congratulations.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tommyempoleon +1 for Russia. What's infinity+1? [/quote]To Infinity and Beyond, you dolt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlueBears50 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke There's like 3 STGs on the Marketplace. Trouble Witches, for one.[/quote]Played the trial for Trouble Witches. Lost a few brain cells, sadly. Too... much... Japanese Micheal Bay![/quote] [Edited on 06.27.2011 6:06 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Marik Ishtar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALLO3arbiter today are coming some friends to me [/quote] The 12-year-old in me finds that hilarious for some reason.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] English Grammar What the f- *explodes*[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Actually, our dimwitted friend prefers PMs instead.[/quote]True, but the process is similar.[/quote]Yeah, but it's easier for us and him, as it gives him an archive. That, and it gives his autoresponder someone else to talk to. It doesn't like me very much :/[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread was about understanding physics[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I don't understand the gravity of it.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread Topic: Who are you to say MLG isn't a sport?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forged Hybrid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 I got A from PE when I told my teacher that I'm a 45 in H3 MLG. He said I'm the biggest athlete he's seen during his whole career.[/quote]You my friend. Deserve a medal.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fooby Leonardo Di Caprio never died in Titanic.... In the ending of titanic You see him "drown" and go underwater In start of inception you see him wake up on the beach They were planing the inception since titanic Mind=blown[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin saved[/quote]Deleted![/quote]Restored![/quote]Purged![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Naku I I reflected. What is the hammer of dawn, how were the dinosaurs killed, who pulled the sun to earth, and will there be bazookas (and blood)? Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a chevrolet movie theater. The raptor within directs the American Dream. Obama sits backs and enjoys the show. McCain was also a tyrannosaur.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kilo k44 get life alert.[/quote]You can live alone, without ever being alone, that's why I choose life alert.[/quote]"All senior citizens should have life alert"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bbunnyy Are you the same person that dropped the soap in an earlier thread? If so then I recommend you protective gear while showering[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about everything you touch turning into a raccoon[/u][/b] [quote][quote]Posted by: Pownazor *touches boner* FFUUUUUUUUUUU[/quote]I 'see' your boner and raise you a raccoon. ... O.o *head asplodes* [/quote] [quote] Posted By; the Hurtful turkey It means you are a male with a functioning set of testicles. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf "Hey guys, I saw someone who looks attractive online, with pics readily available, but I'm an -blam!- and won't show anyone."[/quote]Can't you all just google pr0n instead?[/quote]I think all of them are ugly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WatchfulStrider She is a Cylon. History always repeats itself. If you love her, you will betray your entire species. Which will open yet another door for History to repeat itself. [i]Thus begins the Human-Cylon War. . .[/i][/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mister Cheeef117 Me and my lady-friend have known eachother for a year, and I like someone else. But she's always flirty with me, asks me who I like, and asks about any girl that posts on my wall, and she just sent me a message on FB saying she needs to tell me something. WTF DO I DO?? Also, she's kinda fat... yeah. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Knightmare01 Just update your Facebook picture with you wearing a "No fat chicks" t-shirt.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Domasin saved[/quote]Deleted![/quote]Restored![/quote]respected![/quote]Insulted![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge I just shat so many bricks they self-assembled into a house.[/quote]Thank goodness! I've needed a place to say for the past couple of days. Mind if I move in?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rogue soldier11 Your mother[/quote]Is my mother, what's your point?[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy 1st[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Gone.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] supakillaXske I also don't know why people don't like people who anime.[/quote]As much as I enjoy anime, I hate it when people noun.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Master Ark I fail to see where my damn should be given.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kciduoyreksewmai look at these images. [url=http://www.whispermag.co.uk/siteimage/scale/0/0/23817.gif]one[/url] [url=http://files.sharenator.com/489930_tm_coltphyton357revolver6inchi_Firearms_Super_Redneck_Edition-s550x313-92899-580.jpg]two[/url] [url=http://www.ladiesnightlingerie.co.uk/ekmps/shops/ladiesnight/images/fluffy-cuffs-458-p.jpg]three[/url] it is now clear what you must do.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwiIight SparkIe I imagined a burglar hopping out of some guy's window at night with an "I can't believe it's not butter!" container full of jizz and rofl'd.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus Stupid people are stupid, life lesson right there.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cortland_Brewer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] StarClanCats How would you enforce something like that?[/quote] The Jonas Brothers. or execution.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] r3x f3r4l if your idea was a person, it would finish last at the special olympics.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma You just rewrote history, had intercourse with it, and then dipped it in banana pudding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kesha [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bosnian101Fish @Kesha And how did our galaxy begin? [/quote]You said the world first. Now you want the Galaxy, don't you mean the Universe?[/quote]His zoom option is slow.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mako109 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punks alt [/quote]This is [i]totally[/i] not suspicious.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] abbbjqqr I lol'd at the puns[/quote]Yeah, I thought that the entire thing was rather [i]punny[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE HALO DON [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad [/quote]Sounds delicious. OT: wat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jin Kisaragi [quote]Spec Ops and Survival will have exploding dogs.[/quote]Uh...exploding dogs existed IRL. It was one of our only weapons against tanks back in the day[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Plasma Prestige [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] II NoXoN II Are you sure it is the right religion for you? Do you hate women, Jews and homosecksuals? If so, go for it.[/quote]LOL! The ignorance is astounding, almost blinding. [/quote]Really? I see it rather clearly.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guscon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Also, sexymelissaandalissa.avi.exe is not actually a .avi![/quote].avi.exe? An interactive movie? ...an interactive [i]sexy[/i] movie!?! [u]To Google![/u][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alt0173 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achilles1108 They smoosh them together to make a whole bar again.[/quote]Haha you're not a mod anymore. Suck it, you can't ban me. [/quote]She has the rest of us on retainer. Be careful. She was everyone's favorite when she was one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose But there is one type of zombies that no one counted on: Thriller. If a group of moonwalking, disco-dancin' zombies swept the nation, the army'd stand no chance.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Umm, no game has surpassed the epicness of N64's Goldeneye.[/quote]This bears repeating[/quote][url=http://www.beaucoupkevin.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bear-gun-biomega.png]Whether or not it deserves to be repeated is subjective, unless, of course, the bears have repeaters.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x The question isn't whether you can appeal an ultraban. The question is whether you can ever hope to emotionally recover from a [i]ludicrous ban[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HaloIlove [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MegaMuffin16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xd00999 Is there a Ludicrous Ban?[/quote]I don't think the site can handle it...[/quote]I've heard of a Monster Ban... So bad, every time it occurred the site had to be changed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mind Reaper 771 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lolcopteroflgun FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!![/quote]Some dude at school screamed that in my face while I was reading a book. I punched him in the face.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tincanman93 The answer on the Flood will always be BF3. Join the Flood now and receive your very own high horse.[/quote]I'll take a Hungarian Halfbreed. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Woman beats two kittens with bat[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou She really hit those kittens out of the park, eh?[/quote] [Edited on 06.15.2011 11:42 PM PDT]

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  • I am officially scared that if I post again, I'll start a new page... I DON'T WANNA DIEE!!! :( Oh, and A Dumb Door, love this thread, your awesome! ^_^

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Let's try to get a few more posts to attempt getting another page here soon. I don't want to say spam my thread, because that might cause bans... But a few more posts might help me get to the top of the next page... Hopefully.[/quote]Post number 18. Keep counting and post quickly after the 24th post. You'll get the top of the next page.

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  • Let's try to get a few more posts to attempt getting another page here soon. I don't want to say spam my thread, because that might cause bans... But a few more posts might help me get to the top of the next page... Hopefully.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A5A55inat0r [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, we almost had it.[/quote] Sorry man, I couldn't resist.... :([/quote]Do it one more time and I'll kill you! jk

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Well, we almost had it.[/quote] Sorry man, I couldn't resist.... :(

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61400583&postRepeater1-p=1#61401629]READ PLZ!!!!!!![/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [quote]Epic Thread section[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]Coke vs. Pepsi.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53404768]lolwut?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54360185]Coup Takeover[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54553875]Cookie derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54556051]Cake derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54683202]Mod Censors Title[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54688102]iFarted Gamertag[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54778762]Emblem in Black Ops[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54810956]Bet this can't go hot-topic[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795232]Question for Flood regulars[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54795455]Question for all Reach fans[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55209390]Random Text[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55288862]We must rebel![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55258996]Westboro protesting in neighborhood[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55527101]:) or :([/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55762705]When you go #2[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55899921]What does my gamertag mean?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56036391]God's latest MMO[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56072261]The Empire's Deception[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56115713]Challenge accepted, achievement denied.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56200166]What is this coup?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=16336662]First time[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=56221679]Ironic thread[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57200940]This won't reach 1000.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57240077]Important question[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57384160]48H gold[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57552196]Head pun extravaganza[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=50520773]Halo Reach is better[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=57992814]Flood appreciation[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58504973]No mods allowed[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58853998]Dying Angles[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58881755]Adapt[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=58863605]2012[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59076863]Epic Recon[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59449778]Nope.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=59894775]Poker face[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60022890]Cheesecake[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60202620]No to pandora[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60303406]State wars[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60305021]Song title effect[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=51757232]That one MMORPG[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60790532&viewreplies=true#end]inb4 the OP[/url][/quote] inb4 lol

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lucasathony [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61245683]Halo 4 is important[/url][/quote] Damn, i was just about to post that.

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61245683]Halo 4 is important[/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61189087&postRepeater1-p=1]Mod Party.[/url] [Edited on 06.07.2011 1:42 PM PDT]

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  • inb4op 1936th post! OT: roflmouth goes lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol [Edited on 06.05.2011 7:31 AM PDT]

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  • bo schitt -gmod idiot box

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