this is some funny -blam!-

Its funny how the front page says there is a quote section on page 81, yet it is really page 82. [Edited on 07.14.2011 10:58 AM PDT]

For context: My contributions where in a corrupt a wish thread.

I just wanted to let everybody know that i'm up in the first page somewhere <3

this page is already funny.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe 82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.[/quote] wour yelcome.[/quote] It's "[i]wou're[/i] yelcome".

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe 82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.[/quote] wour yelcome.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JAKE 4 CAKE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cay330 Your an idiot. Apple completely redefined computers with their gui & reinvigorated the mobile market with their incredible ios they also make brilliant products & tons of other things.[/quote]I can't tell if your a troll or an overzealous apple fanboy. [/quote]I think a mixture of both in some bizarre combination that should never have existed. [/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mai R0f1C0pt3r I'm so overwhelmed by what you just posted I dropped everything, put in my Battlefield and Call of Duty disks, played the games, was concerned by how correct you were, called Treyarch/Infinity Ward/DICE and complained, received no response, became incredibly upset, developed and overcame an addiction to eating toilet paper, wrote them an angrily worded letter, realized it was pointless, stepped outside, and helped the homeless at a soup kitchen to help me realize the important things in life. Thank you OP for this lifechanging post.[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes: Subject: Bad Grammer On the Internet,,,?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NOtubes Now that I have your attention, what are some grammatical mistakes that you often come across while browsing this god forsaken web that covers the world? I, personally, hate it when people use apostrophes when not necessary, as when showing the plural form of a word. An example would be "game's" or "American's." Neither of those are meant to show possession, they are just meant to show that something is plural. I also hate the misuse of "your" and "you're." As a final addition, "there," "they're," and "their" are often misused, much to my discontent. By the way, I purposely made a few mistakes in the post body and in the title.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MC LOL88 its grammar, not grammer oh the irony! edit: oh..................................spiderman out of -blam!- nowhere![/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke You misspelled the word Grammar. EDIT: DAMN IT, BEATEN BY CAPTAIN OBVIOUS AGAIN![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 It gets peoples attention.[/quote]Your coup is the best. :)[/quote]Hello Flood. Look at your coup. Now back to mine. Now back at your coup. Now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't as good as mine, but if you stopped using your coup and started resembling mine, it could look like mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a forum with the coup your coup could look like. What's in your hand. Back at me. It's a mouse with two buttons to click on a thing you love. Look again. The mouse is now diamonds! Anything is possible when you change your coup to look as good as mine. I'm on a horse.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Can a game be good without multiplayer?[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Solitaire master race.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ut5aScAl7y4/SlQBha13gRI/AAAAAAAAARE/kY10wQVGRes/s400/Goon+-+fire+ape+s.jpg]Tottenham tries to get back to normal...when suddenly spontaneously combusting chimps attack the town!!![/url][/quote] [quote]Posted by: that_jacal so i was comin home from my boyfriends house .... my bottom huts soooo bad i cant put my panties back on ... my bottom hurts soooooooooooo bad...i dont have 2 go 2 skool with no pants 2morrow [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bosco2196 I back squated 501 pounds today.[/quote]I back squated 502 pounds today.[/quote]I back squatted 503 today[/quote]I back squated 504 pounds today.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jeremiah Do not want. I'll make my own grilled cheese, thank you. [/quote]Bonus points, mod quoting and employee only because I agree with it. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo Before MLP it was Beiber, and before that it was Boxy. Something will replace it soon enough. Just let it roll.[/quote]Aren't you supposed to be vacation?[/quote]My name's Duardo, not vacation.[/quote]** Aren't you supposed to be ON vacation?[/quote]I was, but your mom left early so I had to cut the trip short.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] agentwash guy Floodocracy[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rayzor1995 I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts on burn victims.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] atrius16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Thel Vaddam I'M GOING TO ESCALATOR LAND![/quote]Oh darn, eels!![/quote]AWW [dolphin noise]!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SangheiliWarrior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IMMortal Ki113R Sure, you wanna have some [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Vmu6by_vVh0]chocolate?[/url][/quote]Vegeta: We have Goku... Broly: Goku? GOKU?! GOOOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUU!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The OP [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Grammar Policia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 So we kill them. Dosen't make sense. We're avaricious bastards. We know it, and we abuse what we've been given.[/quote]OP, have you ever considered being a politician or car salesman? [/quote]Or maybe a beastiality star.[/quote]Upon further consideration, I have decided to run for President as a zoophiliac used cars salesman.[/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Subject: On SPARTANS and their Careers[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 If only we had a forum for discussing the canon of Bungie's game universes, so topics like this could be discussed in depth. We can dream, right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Right now, I'm sitting cross legged on my bed, and I fell like gravity is shifting to the right, like I'm going to fall down onto the far right wall.[/quote]Maybe you shouldn't have bolted your bed to the wall.[/quote]Yeah maybe :([/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaz b [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N Stick it in her butt. They love that. Especially if it's a surprise, don't take it gently either, they love it hard and deep.[/quote]This man knows what's what. The only lube you need is will power.[/quote]Why did I laugh so hard?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Extreme1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nerd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Extreme1 [i]Anything posted In This thread is to be taken with a grain of salt.[/I][/quote]What about a grain of pepper?[/quote]Pepper evolved from a mutation gene in the Salt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Castaway [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 *whispers*yay*whispers*[/quote]*whispers*you rock. woohoo *whispers*[/quote]This thread...needs to be about 20% cooler.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DavidJCobb [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SangheiliWarrior OP, you seem to have trouble being in the pool.[/quote]POOLS CLOSED![/quote][url=http://myfacewhen.com/264/]POOL'S OPEN.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halloweendog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Halloweendog Its a question of preference, Would you prefer a piece of chicken or a roast dinner? (sorry if vegetarian) [/quote]What if I want a vegetarian instead?[/quote]Ask the flood mob bar if they have any food? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64794294]linky[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 Your grammatical understanding matches that of a plastic fork.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: I need help upgrading my toaster.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CysticApplepie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WingOfWar I think I'm going to go with the [url=http://www.appliancist.com/4-slice-toaster.jpg]quad,[/url] but [url=http://www.eggandmuffintoaster.net/toaster.jpg]this[/url] does much more. Which toaster should I upgrade to?[/quote]Hmmm...Well the thing with quad slot toasters VS dual slot toasters is that the dual might be faster if you're not goint to be multitasking, (overclocking your toaster may change that) You also want less slots for a cooler temperature, also overclocking your toaster can shorten it's life.[/quote]That egg fryer is a waste of cash. IMO just get the quad toaster, and over clock that. You'll get maximum toast-making performance, but as Cystic said, it can shorten your toaster's life span. However, the quad slot is going to be faster than the dual slot no matter what, and you'll be able to enjoy maximum toast in the shortest amount of time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Plopples [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DethB2U I simply can't grow a beard.[/quote]Not with that attitude anyway.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xMLGx420xSNIPERx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DERPZORZ lol i r wey mur pro skillz then ur face ima 1v1 u and get parfecton lololo noooooooooooooooooob.[/quote] Speak English noob. [/quote]Look at the pot telling the kettle to be white.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USArmyRanger7RB [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mushroomman3rd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jayster 94 Watching a moive with the family and a sex scene comes on.[/quote][/quote]Don't watch Deadgirl or Splice with ANYONE. Awkward out the wazoo.[/quote]The awkward moment when it actually comes out the wazoo.[/quote] [Edited on 08.21.2011 8:30 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] guitarhero554 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ctjl96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black Eagle X99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] guitarhero554 Kool-aid>Pepsi>Coke[/quote]Sir please keep 3rd parties out of this discussion. This is your only warning or it's straight to the timeout box. Coke and Pepsi only gentlemen.[/quote]Yes, I quite agree. Third parties are not allowed.[/quote]:(:( double sadface[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter We are Flood We are Stupid We do not care We do not attempt[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnilhilus97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I1I Stealth I1I I bet you like fighting with your Sister. [/quote]Of course I do. She is always asking for it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LoneDracoWolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reykjavik It is inferior to every book that is better than it.[/quote]Join us now, in stating the same thing using different words twice![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epic Sax Guy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Econo Trollin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Google Chrome [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Eagle Goose I started up a new world to start the aether, and I went into a cave. I saw some coal, so I started to mine it. I GOT 65 PEICES FROM ONE DEPOSIT. Is this a new record?[/quote]I got 66 Coal from one deposit. Problem? [/quote]I got 67 Coal from one deposit Problem?[/quote]I got 68 Coal from one deposit. Problem?[/quote]I got 68 Coal and was about to get 1 more but, instead I struck diamonds. Problem?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IYIysterious [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lies and Deceit Go.[/quote]No.[/quote]Yo.[/quote]Bro.[/quote]So.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wild Smurf 14 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mittensworth [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr Mittensworth No. We are nuking mexico[/quote]Then where will we get our burritos and tacos?![/quote]Um taco bell?[/quote]You, sir, disgust me. You call that food?![/quote]No, I usually just call it nachos.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xi RaGeQuIt iX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63872393]This whole thread should go in just because of the first 2 pages.[/url][/quote]IKR![/quote]Kwyet you! XD[/quote]quiete! xD[/quote]Be quite guys!! >:|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashmir A17 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] timothy pumpkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dback139 I use math in the pharmaceutical lab that I work in every single day. Come to think of it, I don't know a single job in existence that doesn't use math in some form.[/quote]Author! Oh wait, even then you have to write the page numbers :D[/quote] Clown![/quote]Volume calculations for clown car capacity.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lolmenade This thread would have appealed to me more if it was written with crayons.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WEDGESKYWALKER [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hmfjkfj Bottom right pocket. Anyone who puts there wallet in there front pocket doesn't know how to put a wallet in his pocket. [/quote]Anyone whos spells their there as they're they dont know they're their is there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x The other day, I caught a housefly between my thumb and forefinger. Try getting a non-gamer to do that. /thread[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mad Cat 74 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JibJub1212 My Little Pony is awesome.[/quote][/quote][url=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln0tutReeE1qfb1s6.jpg]Oh boy...[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedXRulez [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe WHAT THE FU-boom![/quote]*Evil laugh as face melts off* [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sigma617 Ho hum. Ho very much hum....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHOASAGENT I don't see why it's so hard to split atoms, you just need a sharp knife. After you have that just start waving it through the air like a madman.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] timothy pumpkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kil1ertomatog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dobatch O Sully IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS CHILLIN OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED THEY SAID 'IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?' I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LICENSE PLATE SAID "FUHRER" AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR IN GERMANY F**KING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE BUT I THOUGHT "NAH FORGET IT," YO HOME TO BERLIN! I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8 AND I YELLED TO HYMIES "YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER" I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE, I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.[/quote]JESUS CHRIST POEM OF THE CENTURY[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gandalf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DL Coup D Bungie YOU SHALL NOT PASS[/quote]*Passes* WHAT NOW SON?![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] capitonRender007 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyJediMaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] da bomb drop SO because they may kill someone with it, it should be banned? Quick everyone! We must crusade against the dangerous gardening equipment that may just kill someone![/quote][url=http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/07/31/demotivational-posters-rake-axe/]I'll never let you take my Rake Axe[/url][/quote]I will fill my yard with those when the zombies come, best invention eva![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge The only an with a PhD in asskicking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HeyBlade789 Simple: When Marty's orchestra dicks up, heads roll.[/quote]That, or Marty can play the sword like nobody could ever believe.[/quote]He was a First Chair Fencer in his High School Band.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random Guy44 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phonomenal [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo Fapping Spree![/quote]Fapping Frenzy![/quote]Fappocalypse![/quote]fapamanjaro![/quote]Fapionare! UN-FAPPING-BELIEVABLE!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 Looks like the necromorphs finally got you Isaac[/quote]Hey, I have common sense. I'm a horror movie protagonist that wears a suit of -blam!-ing armor and I don't use a melee weapon that is going to get me killed. I use a remote control saw instead of a chainsaw.[/quote]See? He's alienzombiefied after dying then getting reanimated. He doesn't even know that he's in a game, not a movie![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Devastation182 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanelete M37 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zer0 Tolerence I live in Texas, watch out for Black people.[/quote]But I am black...[/quote]Then watch out for mirrors. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chichiace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] nk1297 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninja fighterr *burns school down* I think I win...[/quote]*rebuilds school* no I WIN[/quote][i]Goes[/i] home. I WIN.[/quote]*burns down home* NOW I WIN[/quote]*Shouts "I WIN!"* Now I win.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad *Girl fails to locate Russia on a map* *facebook*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Durable Sausage [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mehh i lag850 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Taconomicon You should try Xbox.com[/quote]Don't listen to him, try Xbox.com.[/quote]If that doesn't work, try Xbox.com[/quote]Or even Xbox.com[/quote]And as a last resort... Xbox.com[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] STB97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mastesargent [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire A novelization of a movie based on a book?[/quote]Quite right, good sir![/quote]fail... so much fail... fail everywhere!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snake eater1234 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC5908 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ryle Cytarai [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] toasta oven1 Discuss[/quote]*Discusses*[/quote]*Rebuttles*[/quote]*puts down opinion*[/quote]*disputes*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 R.I.P. The English Language ???? - 8/10/11[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jrv2005 Shrimp Ingredients: Shrimp[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Podophiles?[/quote]Similar to "Frodophiles." Bushy hair, short, obsessed with rings.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Telec I am Maximus Decimus Merdidius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legion, loyal servant of the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Husband to a murdered wife, father to a murdered son.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Purple Hippo How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PunxsatownyPhil [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hunter S7 lolpolitics[/quote]I shall call them... lolitics![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Th3B33fizpower wtf is hengar?[/quote]The evolved form of gaunter, who evolves from hastly.[/quote] [Edited on 08.12.2011 12:00 PM PDT]

[b][u]Dotes: Title: You're flying a longsword...[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy I hope I don't slip and castrate myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]Two best friends play STOW IT DONT THROW IT! Oh -blam!- a gun![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Soviet Ruse Have you ever seen it happen? I think people who do that should be embarrassed.[/quote]Or at least hot. If they are like fat and old? There should be like a law or something.[/quote]From here on out, only hot babes should be caught having sex in public.[/quote]I volunteer to catch them.[/quote]I'll drive the unmarked van.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BillThePenguin3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I am Gatorade More like don't -blam!- with Russian girls. [/quote][i]Which part?[/i][/quote]ZING![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad Your ass. My size 24 hoof.[/quote]My salad still has a hoof? Oh well *eats anyway*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Because you're dyslexic.[/quote]Yes I am /: Only in math... It's call Dyscalculia /':[/quote] [quote][b][u]Dotes:Subject: Proof that Starbucks is taking over the planet.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [url=http://cdn.nickscipio.com/pod/media/2011/07/Meta-Starbucks-800x533.jpg]Starbuck having a Starbucks at a Starbucks with Starbuck who is enjoying her own Starbucks at a Starbucks[/url]. Talk about product placement![/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ninjadude132 Starbuckseption!!!!![/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] idiotswillbuyMW3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.[/quote]but we're not cars?[/quote]You can drive a person to drink, you can drive them crazy, you can ride them, they can put metal in their grille, they can have junk in the trunk, you can flat tire someone's shoes, you can "tune them up", they can "put the top down, you can ask someone to "park it".... shall I go on?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mooard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I won't buy a car unless I have test driven it.[/quote] So, people are cars? They're not. Look it up. [/quote]-------------------- His metaphor. -------------------- Your head. Look how far it went over your head.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Assassin575 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Assassin575 I got it yesterday, made a wooden pickaxe, built a "house" out of dirt, and now I have no idea what else to do[/quote]Go hug a Creeper.[/quote]It didn't work[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gruntbirthday567 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Leumas786 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xEpicurus I laugh at "hardcore gamers"[/quote]just cause you laugh at them doesn't mean they don't exist.[/quote]Which is probably why he laughs at them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] rednintynine Not a clue what you're nyaning about.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CysticApplepie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda Easy as pie. Just call in. 1 (800) 469 9269 - Toll Free[/quote]But pie is hard[/quote]It's softer after you cook it, silly billy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zombie Governor [quote]Topic Title: NO BOSSES Message Detail: Yoshimitsu! He's a fricken boss![/quote].......[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wild elite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicsm1ley Pastafarian. Best religion ever. Most peaceful religion in history. /Win[/quote]FSM FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11[/quote]rAmen brother! [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SC Matt Klassen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bred I still hate the fact that they are actually making a sequel....Halo 3 ended perfectly...BUT NOOOOO!! THEY DECIDED TO CONTINUE THE ADVENTURES OF ONE OF THE MOST BORING AND ONE DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS EVER![/quote]I know! Why they ever made Duke Nukem Forever is beyond me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit Well... A pictosecond before the universe was made I was all liek... [i]Inb4universe.[/i] It was awesome :D[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NICK VEGAS i dont always post in threads, but when i do, im usually trolling.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlutterFhy It's like a dub, but with more of a step to it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MonkeyHouse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkJet7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BROWN HAWK Camping[/quote]And judging by the laptop it's on a PC online game, judging by the crappy graphics i'd say it's COD.[/quote]Someone was camping, WHILE camping in CoD. Brilliant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] REFlegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Da Real Caboose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 I'd rather be in the Harry Potter zone.[/quote]To be in my zone you must 1. Be a ginger 2. Be a hot smart chick 3. Be absolutly crazy 4. Be an old guy.[/quote]*Crashes though door* HARRY! YOU'RE A -blam!- WIZARD!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ImTriForceGuy You just answered my question, before I posted it. Ninja'd like a boss.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K I call them "the Mute button".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [url=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-jLu79Yzfv1c/TgIwg9O7pLI/AAAAAAAAFP4/rsdgpInKe7o/s1600/JokeOverHead3.jpg] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeXXXpie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SeXXXpie When it comes to girls do you settle for average looking and bellow? [/quote]Are you asking if I either (1) settle for plain women or (2) yell loudly? Because I would much rather bellow than date an ugly chick.[/quote]I mean average looking girl, not hot or ugly.[/quote][/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] samissleman17 Massive LAN parties instead of Bingo. I'm calling it![/quote]Massive LAN parties involving Bingo. Calling it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou People are taught some history. Some of it they remember, and some of it they don't. [/quote]Thats understandable. But, if people would shut up when they dont know enough about a subject, wouldnt that be grand?[/quote]I try do to do that most of the time, but I sometimes get the urge to talk out of my ass.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur did you hear about the new expansion for mw2 its cool....theyre calling MW3![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K I use neither. And to be honest, I abhor the use of the second option.[/quote]BEWARE OF MY PERFECT, FLAWLESS GRAMMAR[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Caesers Legion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] America F Yeah Lawl, Asian girls are nasty.[/quote]What would I expect from someone whose name is America, F Yeah. Maybe you should be open towards people of another culture.[/quote]Says the one judging a book by its cover.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] a casual banana All those Segway's on that field is worth more than anything and everything that I have ever owned. This is a sport for MEN![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EchoGamer Segway jousting. That is all.[/quote]The sport of kings[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] damanwidaplans You say ATM machine because saying "AT Machine" could mean Anti-Tank Machine, etc.[/quote]Just say ATM then, and leave it at that. Besides, how the hell can you confuse an automated teller machine with an anti-tank machine? Is there a situation where they are easily confused? Is the military on that tight of a budget?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USS Athena [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jondoe4362 The Flood never dies, it just stays dormant for a few dozen millenia until we someone -blam!-s up and lets us out again.[/quote]"Wake me when you need me."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam Well, I'm even younger and more old school than you OP. I'm 2/28ths and I only like tribal drums. There's nothing quite like the pat pat pat of a stretched animal skin along with the primal screams of a mid-trance nurse maid. Those are the real tunes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaargman 117 Stuck in a room with Jessica Alba. Better drink my own piss.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hyperlink Error [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamaroSniper \_/ <---- This is my care cup. It is empty.[/quote]You can't fill the so-called "care cup" so reply is invalid.[/quote]\[u]--[/u]/?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lil Taco 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TehWarMoose Being an atheist, I am offended that this thread is in any way associated with my non-faith.[/quote] Being a hypothetical Atheist, I must point out my Atheism in every applicable situation.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MissPrissyXbox[/quote]Dear God save us all.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mkprophet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkScienceLord What if you watched Inception backwards?[/quote]CONTRACEPTION[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Lemur Monkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 I don't think I understand.. whatsoever[/quote]*Glares*[/quote]Is this cus I commented on your thread and scowled? :([/quote]Yes :([/quote]I'm sorry bro :([/quote] [Edited on 07.26.2011 4:45 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] USDA Beefmaster [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 What if 'What if' situations applied to the real world?[/quote] The entire time/space continuum would collapse, releasing Cthulu[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Planetary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gruntyII7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Planetary 0.o[/quote]what does that mean?[/quote][i]Horribad[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Catnip1388 "Blah blah kitchen blah blah sammich."[/quote] [quote]Subject: There's a dog peeing on my internet [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat There is literally a dog urinating on the casing that houses the cables on the exterior of my house. There must either be a bug there that he wanted to kill, or he just really hates ComCast. Maybe he just decided that fire hydrants had gone out of style? Flood, what would you do if a dog peed on [i]your[/i] internet?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FearJ77 That dog is a hipster. Fire hydrants are too mainstream.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeadliestCarpet He's marking his territory. It's [i]his[/i] internet now. -blam!-.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] combat devolved I x F = E I: infinity (unlimited stretch of space) F: forever (unlimited stretch of time) E: everything[/quote]Everything/Forever = Infinity? Wtf is this?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sangheili Dude I purposly the accident![/quote]I intentionally the unintentional![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: im extremely thirsty.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fluffy gerbils [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MecuzImblack fap[/quote]wouldnt this make me more thirsty?[/quote]yes but you would have something to drink afterwards[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mscatherwood [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxMarnusxX Those squeakers swear, threat to hack, get busted by their mom and sleep in race car beds. [/quote] For your information my bed is a space ship.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Gimp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xD3AD MAN LIVEx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Iris [quote]Why does the fact that he's Jewish matter?[/quote] I was just highlighting him out of all my other friends. [/quote] Still doesn't make sense why you singled him out.[/quote] Because it helps us distinguish from his black friend, his asian friend, his -blam!- friend, and his friend with the pug nose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant Kyuun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Delta Xero X [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary Wow, man. I was just kidding...[/quote]Sorry, that's just the one thing that bothers me about some women...they don't make any sense.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr TimothyLeary[/quote]You're a woman? O_o[/quote]It think that entire conversation just flew right over your head.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tanner113 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shin Li *Makes more popcorn, grabs another soda and a few slices of pizza* This thread seems to be holding it's entertainment value.[/quote]lol you're still here?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not Snake [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bucket of Win Kind-of-only-sort-of-related: is it physically possible to flip a coin and have it land on its side and not fall over?[/quote]Today on Mythbusters, Karie and Grant test to see if a flipped coin can land on its side. Meanwhile Jamie's mustache gains sentience and tries to eat Adam.[/quote]Isaac would like it to be known to all that Isaac heard this in the Mythbuster's Narrator's voice.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mayan_Destroyer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] M94 Mushroom Man I am a monument to all your sins.[/quote]No your M94 Mushroom Man[/quote]This one would like it stated that Mayan_Destroyer may actually be a monument to all our sins.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread Brothers fighting? Unheard of! SEND HIM TO COUNSELING!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Noble5 AKA Jorge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Onyx81 Ever heard of a family computer that can barley run a video Game?[/quote]Those were the days.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 I m abusin my powah of authoritay to tries to get ur bootay~! Right? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61997333&postRepeater1-p=1#61997796]Link for context[/url] and the full post.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RJ27 Don't listen to them...[/quote][i]I did once... It almost destroyed what little sanity I had left...[/i][/quote]You still have sanity? I find that hard to believe...[/quote]Hence the 'had' :3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Murcielago00 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Shall I go [i]talk[/i] some sense into her? With my fists?[/quote]you should. you're the OPs dad, why you let the wife do that to him?[/quote]Yeah, you're right! I'm the man! Where's my cricket bat!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] barackobama2012 i always feel like im at im at home whenever i am with here[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Maybe you should.....[i]get to know her better.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RomanGladiator17 Maybe you should think of fixing the economy instead of incest OP. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jonny SnipedYou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SamoanGladiator did you put realistic and respawn in the same sentence [/quote]i believe he did[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Night133 "it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed off."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MrShyguy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KamikaZeGecko21 Lol your a CoD fanboy and have never played any battlefield game in your life because all of those things about battlefield you just said are completely wrong.[/quote]How can you be so gulabul[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke What's Order67? Is this something made and forced on us by retards, or some more political bull-blam!-? Same thing really, now that I think about it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zanir Hunter S7, and "Operatives of Order 67" Leave the Flood and never come back. *Que dramatic music* The Flood is for everyone, bronies and furries alike (No dimwits). We need to be a big happy family. O WAIT I FORGOT, IT'S THE FLOOD.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] G3N3RAL R3VAN I tried, but I can't seem to find myself on here.... I must suck. :( ...... sucking SUCKS![/quote]I looked through your last 5 pages worth of posts to try and find something funny, but I wasn't able to find anything funny D';[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe 82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]Thanks for the heads up, aission mccomplished.[/quote]wour yelcome.[/quote]It's "[i]wou're[/i] yelcome".[/quote]A funny post on the 82nd page is on the Flood's funny posts 82nd page? Irrelevant! IT'S GOING ON THE 82ND PAGE![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D D0uble dash [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Ouchie Stick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] shibby76 wins "Hello... 9-11 right? I just pressed 9-1-1 into my phone ten seconds ago but just want to be sure. Ok, I'm reporting that someone just shoved batteries up a little girls nose, then kicked her down a staircase. I think the attacker hit her with a shoe a few times, and made her eat a sandwich... made I don't know hold on... uh maybe four weeks ago? Hurry, he just kicked her in the balls, and he.. he's trying to nuke her from orbit! OH MY GOD!!.... HELP!!! ...ok I'll hold." [/quote]He was talking about the dog, not the girl[/quote][i] My sister is the dog of the family... [/i][/quote]So she's your b1tch?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt monkey41 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zag22 SNAP KILLS DUMBLEDOR!!![/quote]Man, Crackle and Pop are going to be pissed. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: You are now the only human on Earth. What do?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simse11 Post a religious thread on Teh Flood without consequence![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf The Russians have a chance at winning, now.[/quote]About time they win something.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Econo Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sims3k i live in australia[/quote]Hug your pet koala bear close and pray for us at the grave of the Steve Irwin my bro.[/quote]ill catch the 8:20am kangaroo express to his gravesite tomoro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ExquisiteDragon I don't feed the machine, I am the machine. [/quote]No you are a Dragon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Toad117 Catherine or Katherine?[/quote]Damn you sadistic choices![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] fluffy gerbils [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Well, tbh, I've never seen this thread before. Well done, OP. Interesting point.[/quote][i]I aim to please...[/i][/quote]I just wish you'd aim when you piss.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The series 24[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kT x Fuzion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kingofsmash1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] kT x Fuzion Is is the sequal to 23?[/quote]No, it's the prequel to 25.[/quote]26 makes it a trilogy.[/quote]27 makes it a series.[/quote] [Edited on 07.12.2011 6:18 PM PDT]

82th page? dumb door, hurry up!!! Get the next post for the top page NAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Edited on 07.01.2011 12:19 PM PDT]

Legend has it that if you travel east to Japan, you will find an old man living on the coast just 40 miles south of Tokyo. If you give this man $500,000 he will take you to an island just off the coast that can't be found on any map. This island is filled with people without faces or names, who hold grudges over the most trivial of matters. When you arrive at this island the first thing you will see is a swimming pool that is never open. Just beyond the pool you will find a town that is filled with cats. You must find a white cat wearing a pink bow. If you ask the cat how to get to Mexico, he will stand up and ask you for three things: Your name, your face, and your soul. If you agree to give them to him, your face will vanish and you will forget your own name. You can live on the island and have whatever you desire, but you can never leave the island. The only way to escape is to find the cat again and ask for a young child. The next day a van will pull up in front your house. You will hear a knock at the door, and a voice will ask if you want to come to a party. No one knows what happens if you answer the door.

All you need to know about me is that when I die, I want to go like my Grandfather, peacefully in his sleep- not screaming like the passengers in his car.

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=60187327&postRepeater1-p=1]I had to do a little digging for this, find my post[/url] [Edited on 06.30.2011 5:13 PM PDT]

I've only read a couple of them so far and this is pretty funny! HAHAHA Neat thread.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SteroidKloud What the hell. The "Dont ask flood for advice" Picture comes up as a virus - Trojan.Maliframe!html... Are you trying to stuff our computers?[/quote]Yes, he will make it so that [b]every[/b] hyperlink shows up as fql.co, and scares the personal information out of your computer.

''Nuke from orbit.'' ''She is a man.'' ''Suicide is the only option.'' Edit: Wait, I don't understand this thread... [Edited on 06.30.2011 4:45 AM PDT]

"I hate you so much it isn't even real!"

"Fire in sector 12525234678207!" "Fire in sector 1252.. wha?" "Just fire over THERE!"

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=62375428]Hahahahahah, 4th time in here![/url]

Your only as old as you feel, and I feel like boiled crap.

I think i missed this thread... just by a bit...

I just finished all of the quote submissions in my inbox! It's now at zero! [url=http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/110/005/heck%20yeah.png?1301527403]>>[/url] Also, I need to get the top of another page soon... [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/characters/images/gareth_stare_1024.jpg]>>[/url]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door I have returned! And I have 72 quote submission PM's to show for my vacation! Isaac's been busy... DANG... He is the proud submitter of like 69-70 of those messages. Now excuse me while I spend the next... Um... Hour? Adding these. Oh, and Isaac, I KNOW you went on overdrive to submit this many submissions because you KNEW I was gone... [url=http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj416/katcf/Misc%20Stuff/celebrity-pictures-tommy-lee-jones-kill-paper.jpg]>>[/url][/quote]I would like it stated that I have no regrets. And how shocked were you, lol?[/quote]Look at mah coup.[/quote] This thread itself should be put into this thread... if that makes any sense.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xiTx CliNiK [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=55086547]OPs Dad derailment, aka The biggest/best derailment i've ever seen. Isaac, you remember this.[/url][/quote]A little too well, to be honest. Then The OP squealed. Bastard.