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Flood Funny Sayings [What should I do for 100th page?]

This is a collection of funny sayings that I have collected over the many years that I have been on The Flood. Please, post your own funny sayings to help build this massive collection. [b][u]Note:[/u][/b] The * means that I have added a 2nd quote. The more asterisks, the more quotes I have added in that day. [b][u]Official quote posts:[/b][/u] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=11]P. 11[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=12]P. 12[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=13]P. 13[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=21]P. 21[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=22]P. 22[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=35]P. 35[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=39]P. 39[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=44]P. 44[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=58]P. 58[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=70]P. 70[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=79]P. 79[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=82]P. 82[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=86]P. 86 + Epic Threads Section[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&postRepeater1-p=88]P. 88[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=89]P. 89[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=99]P. 99[/url] (Current) [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33210876&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=103]P. 103[/url] [b][u]Flood Sayings Pictures[/b][/u] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SOFFISHES.jpg]April Fool's Day, 2009[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/ModeratorOwnage.jpg]Grow up?[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SecretFacepalm.jpg]Secret Facepalm[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/WrongForumMisterModerator.jpg]Wrong forum, moderator[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shallnotstopfullpage.jpg]Shall not stop full page[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Shenanigans.jpg]Shenanigans[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/Crusadeended.jpg]Crusade Ended[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/YoozelyHalcyonargument.jpg]Yoozel and Halcyon argue.[/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/SpeakAmerican.jpg]Speak American![/url] [url=http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i268/A_Dumb_Door/inb4lolownage.jpg]Inb4 lol ownage[/url] [url=http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7083/74966291.png]Ban those "guys"[/url] [url=http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/6114/59080347.png]Who what when where why?[/url] [url=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ownzerped/advice.jpg]Don't Ask Flood for Advice[/url] [url=http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr181/Sil3nce0/Flud_r_Dumd.png]Flud r Dumd[/url] [url=http://i1032.photobucket.com/albums/a410/Dynamesmouse/EPICWIN.png]You have PhD?[/url] [url=http://i1215.photobucket.com/albums/cc501/thegrassybush/whyurespondthesamething.png]A World Without [Blank][/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/lHjMJ.jpg]Something funny[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/Capture.png]Black Dot[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/lol.png]Poop soda[/url] [url=http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t472/SpiritofEmber/LOL2.png]Classifieds are dead[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/oPL7j.png]Massive banhammer[/url] [Edited on 12.14.2012 1:51 AM PST]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote] At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy Can I post yet? <3[/quote]Yep, it's all clear. Feel free to post, the thread is now open.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave How did he force you to do anything?[/quote]Show us on this doll where he touched you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BastinatorX3r0 You're right I'm not afraid of the dark... I'm afraid of the lego pieces in it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Erebus1317 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NAC Renegade "We are at bingo fuel!" "THIS ISN'T CALL OF DUTY! I NEED AIR-SUPPORT!"[/quote]"Do you have a five kill streak?" "No." "Sorry, no can do."[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The image was actually embedded.[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TwistedDippy666 TLDR: We should be able to embed images much like bungie employees. It could be moderated with bans on using the embedding to prevent people embedding bad images.[/quote]lol, no [url=http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4199179769_77854c70d3_d.jpg]Image[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke Sit down, Shut the -blam!- up, and Get out. IN THAT ORDER BEFORE I SLAP YOU WITH A TROUT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Biack Rose66 I've been grinding in school. I'm a level 75 Math Centurion, a Level 79 English Maestro, Level 76 Science Scout, and a Level 80 German General. I can't wait to reach the college-end game! (lv81+)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Chiodos Bros [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GAMERGOD7777777 IT'S THE COLE TRAIN BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOO![/quote]THE COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SIMAN166 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] aaz b That would be like buying a can of coke but being forced to pay extra to eat it.[/quote]I wouldn't care in that situation, cans taste terrible.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn My apple is quite tasty[/quote] I don't even...[/quote]Hint: My name is Adam. An apple is a fruit. Put 2 and 2 together yet?[/quote] So you eat your self?[/quote] Lets drop this conversation before it gets weirder.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] supertripon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Pesticide And Skyrim will "overthrow" both of them.[/quote]Will it also walk through walls and fly?[/quote]Yes. Ghosts and Dragons will be in the game.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Navweb3620 .... behold the WALL OF TEXT. Eloquent in its design, yet mundane in its intelligence! Buy one now before the ninjas vandalize it![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Facebook selling your information [/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter They don't.[/quote]I've found Mark Zuckerberg's alt account, guys.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier >Smart >The Flood Pick one[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie Do it or Slenderman will kill you by morning.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TGI Skuldier [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] miss killjoyx x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man I use oxy clean.[/quote]Oxy clean doesn't love you and neither do I, now that I know you don't use Bar Keeper's.[/quote]Billy Mays just rolled over in his grave.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maxwell_Murder It is irresponsible ownership to have a pet that is not neutered. [/quote]So what about if you want to breed with it?[/quote]You would -blam!- a cat or dog? You are a sick -blam!-.[/quote]LOl u mad? It's tactical.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread was about typing with your elbows[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] treeclimber101 Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. i tried to write hello[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] watschenperson [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] justMICK22 I hate unnecessary polls :/[/quote]I hate unnecessary comments.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkWinder_7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowVegan Kitten: Mew mew mew, Mew![/quote]Eeerm, no! It's actually "Mew mew, Mew!" Remember that "Mew" = Mew, not Mew, so you can't use "Mew" here. Dumbass...[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: Do you carry a pocket knife?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dazarobbo No, but I do carry a spoon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chalupa King117 *moves to Madagascar* AND CARL LIVED PEACEFULLY THERE FOREVER.[/quote]nope, they already shut down their only harbor.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadow Artiste I Assassin's Creed an RPG?[/quote]Of course...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] It Will Be Done [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mark V guy i have the right to be unhappy about my personal problems as well[/quote]Unconstitutional. You only have the right to the pursuit of happiness.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In Response To A Vegetarian Thread:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy They still eat animal crackers :/[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] comandercody451 Flood members train of thought: "Everyone that agree's with my way of thinking and everyone that DOESN'T agree is a moron."[/quote]>topic of logical thinking >use of apostrophes are incorrect made me laugh a bit inside.[/quote]>Insults someone's grammar >Uses a plural verb with a singular subject Made me laugh a bit inside.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] the panzie man [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chotato the only way to change the future dna is to bread [/quote]lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B I bet everyone who is taking the OP seriously is counter-trolling, and the OP is counter-counter-trolling by taking their replies seriously.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yoozel If your idea of getting sniped with a DMR from across Hemorrhage is a fun time then it could be considered good. [/quote]It isn't. But getting sniped across Hemorrhage with the Pistol is great fun.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolcor13 Community forum (I think).[/quote]Right.[quote]Foman on the other hand...I don't like him.[/quote]Wrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DaGingaNinja [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShotgunTroll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [i]This bill could not possibly be passed[/i]. So many people would be sent to prison. So many innocent people. It'd be funny to watch a large part of the justice system simply collapse under the stupidity of these egotistical media companies.[/quote]and yet when a company donates millions to the government, they do tend get their way.[/quote]Maybe I want this bill to be passed, because once it happens, the public outrage will be so great as to insure that such stupidity doesn't happen again. Prisons would be overflowing with random people from the internet. WTF?[/quote]Hello everyone, my name is SeaNanners, and I just dropped the soap.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xx HeNrIcUs xX 2.THE WORLD WILL NOT END TOMORROW[/quote]Not if we by more Dunkin Donuts! The world runs on Dunkin![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat I'm outsane.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreshDaisys [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreshDaisys [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ColdEmbrace [b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle Quick! Everyone into the Orgy pit! No fat chicks allowed, though. Sowee. Nothing wrong with fat chicks, bro. They're willing to do more.[/quote] More Cusion for the Pushin'[/quote]You seem to forget we'll be in a pit. They'd crush us, guise.[/quote] We could kill them and use their fat for food and comfort?[/quote]...that's....that's not a half bad idea. Good thinking, my boy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Flash Master [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Nyan Nyan Nyan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyNinjaRN Burning feces...is [i]NOT[/i] a genius idea.[/quote]Why?[/quote]It stinks.[/quote] [Edited on 10.22.2011 4:37 PM PDT]

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  • [quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat I'm not going to disclose the nature of my stay, nor am I going to delve too deep into the reason for my extended leave of absence from B.net. All I will say is that I miss you all and I'm glad to be back. So now that that's out of the way, what's happened Bungie/Halo-related in the past month? I've been out of the loop for quite some time. Besides that, what's happened with you guys in the last month? New beau? Moving out? Got fired? I wanna hear your stories. Oh, and no more complaining. At all. That's done.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I Nebula I Are you now a 2 legged goat?[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arbiter Sux [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sepian1148 I hear this master chief guy is a pretty cool dude...[/quote]he kills aliens...[/quote]... and doesn't afraid of anything.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SlayersBane Girl gives you a back rub with her feet? She wants your dick.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gabriel Logan You know magnets? They are ancient artifacts left by aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AmbigramMan [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyroxSnipes Even if there were aliens, why do you assume they'd instantly be hostile towards us ?[/quote]Because they're aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theshadowstriker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] krisman123123 *NerdGasms*[/quote]Clean that up! >:|[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Streptomyces Arent you the guy that wears makeup and isnt interested in living anymore?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: OP of thread said the world would be better when Bronies were dead. The following quote is from 5 bronies.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omgshesdead [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saint Gabriel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Daft_Punk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Killingcrafter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie And Hitler thought killing all the Jewish people would make the world a better place. [/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Deception [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dont pass gass WHY CANT PEOPLE JUST BE NORMAL!?!?!? STOP BEING DIFFERENT THAN ME![/quote]This post combined with [url=http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1311316&d=1314619352]this picture[/url] pretty much represents every MLP hater. :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElMightyCondor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kino lynee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElMightyCondor How did a RPG shoot down a AC-130?[/quote]Tracer[/quote]yup he fired a tracer dart like 30,000 feet in the air at a plane going 300 mph. SOUNDS LEGIT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BOMB3RMAN2396 EVERYONE! OUT OF THE UNIVERSE! *Swallows self*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Wombat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anto91 devide that number by zero.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anto91 devide[/quote]No, no you won't.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire I don't wear pants.[/quote]Sometimes I only wear one pant.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Keiyoti I'm tempted but [url=http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_fullxfull.156503885.jpg]these[/url] look really difficult to take care of.[/quote]You should get a cuddly reptile.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UnseenGamer For a moment, I thought you were saying that the virus turned PCs into Macs...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Od [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phil McCrackn Why cant I have a straight white pride parade? [/quote]We don't need parades for everythng.[/quote]Gamer Parade Let's do it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BouncedMr happy inb4Ince-[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana Mineception[/quote] ...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mastesargent How can you inb4 inb4s if you inb4ed two times before you inb4ed inb4s.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IBlazin PhoenixI Ah yes, "Reapers."[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adam Jensen Ah yes, "Reapers."[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave "Ah yes, Reapers."[/quote]I believe we have dismissed that claim.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] System of a pwn What would have happen if I poured self-raising flour on an orphan?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Statefarm98 >guy comes to school to blow it up and kill many >kids complain about how hot it is outside Yep[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: I can never infect Madagascar. [/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab That damn country always closes its one port before I can get there, no matter how sneaky or lethal my virus is. I mean come on, who wants to eliminate the entire human race EXCEPT Madagascar? Ugh. Advice?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 I've done it once. Got a virus and just made it contagious. Highly contagious and nothing else. I waited to have it spread across the world. As soon as people started closing borders (everything but madagascar infected) I just hoped. Madgascar closes it's borders. My virus Arrives on the last ship that enters. I win.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy I started there once. I was like, "this is awesome!" and then they shut the port down before I escaped. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Terrab Madagascar... key to the survival of the human race.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SayonceJRC [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Burned Remains -blam!-! IT WAS MEATSPIN!![/quote]How can there be meatspin on a phone?[/quote]lolwu-?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Patricius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WolfmanMaverick Bread makes you fat.[/quote]Food makes you fat.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not Snake If there is an anniversary I demand Floodcake![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alpharias you started an off-topic thread on an off-topic forum. So yours is the MOST on-topic. you lose.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Massive Smurf I would try it, but....[/quote]You'll get there one day. Gin is one of the most wonderful spirits in the world.[/quote]I thought Djinns were the most powerful spirits.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [i]In other news, Saltines crackers was sued by whites.[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Satisfaxion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eva Hitler And when he saved everything, instead of being the hero of the day, everyone thinks he is a traitor and he is just like: oh mkay...[/quote]So Batman = Titus?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie You should come to my parties. I got punch and apple-bobbing. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jamdat369 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheify Weefy 07 Blacklight virus([Prototype]) vs. T-virus(Resident Evil) Rebel 1! Fight![/quote]Aw man, I didn't bring my microscope. I really wanted to see this one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vegimite [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xxxblaze643xxx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eeeeeagle You're relatively calm considering there's a gunman in your street.[/quote]There was a cop with a Glock beside me. Felt good.[/quote]Glock's shoot bullets, they don't stop them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SWJ345 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BF117HALO Oh, sorry. I forgot that I had a coup. I am one of those weird people that [b]uses IE[/b], I'm afraid.[/quote]probably how you got the virus in the first place.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jabez Dawz 01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DA BEST BAMF What ARRRRRRRRR you talking about? seewhatididthere? *Hears crickets* *Walks away awkwardly*[/quote]*Pukes*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron You're motivated. Believe me, and it will become true.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xagy [quote]Cats that have been genetically modified to glow in the dark are being used to gain insights into Aids. [/quote]That's the most random title, ever.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elmicker Step 1: Stop running a server from your bedroom.[/quote]OI! I'm running it from my basement...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apocalypse [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FriendlyStu16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Apocalypse Yup[/quote]Lolno.[/quote]Lolyup[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cooliozz I have done extensive research and have concluded that both Hurricane Irene and Snooki blew the entire east coast to get on television.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] teh Chaz Told status of that kid Told [ ] Very told [ ] F**king told [ ] Knights Of The TOLD Republic [x][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] System of a pwn Pretty ironic for a politician to ban lying.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OoCarpetoO [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Fourever Al0ne amazing how you can't google the question, but rather ask us. [/quote]Amazing how I have been googling it for the last 30 minutes, idiot. I've tried all kinds of different variations including "Creepy Japanese Comic Mountain Holes" and stuff like that. How am I meant to google something I don't know the name of? Huh? [/quote]lrn2magic[/quote]No way. Last time I tried to learn magic I was touched inappropriately by Albus Dumbledore. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 what the hell?[/quote]If Recon doesn't know something, no one else will. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Diabetes is an STD? Props to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILIvPzyK_8I]this dude[/url] then![/quote] [Edited on 09.18.2011 4:11 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Monrizzo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gaara444 The kill [b]ties[/b] are fast because it's a completely different game. [/quote]How fast are these ties exactly?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ShadowLegacy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I should start being funny again. The last page only has one of my posts.[/quote]At least it contains on of your quotes. :( I am unfunny. This thread needs more shadow.[/quote]Do not fret, my young padawan. You will learn the art of hilarity when you are ready.[/quote]*checks Shadow's post history* He certainly has quite a while to wait then, if past history is anything to go by.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dmg04 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chemist1123 It is pronounced (by me) in the same way as the greek Titan "Chronos," with an 'A' in front, so it's "A-crow-nos," though the "nos," sound like the plural of 'no' rather than the word 'nose'. (in other words less emphasis on the silent E).[/quote]This is probably the best way. You can also simply say "ah-cron-os". "Sir" is also an acceptable answer.[/quote]Can I say "Ma'am" ?[/quote]How can you say anything when you're kissing so much butt? [i]OOOOOOHHHHH!!!![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OPs Dad Squeeze harder. Pump the sleepy out of him.[/quote]This sounded so wrong....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Saxophone18 *yoda voice* "The intelligence is not strong with this one"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Philip J Fry [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Yevgeni Zakarov So, I recently watch My Little Pony[/quote]Verbs are hard.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EnlightenedJHOX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedSpectrum77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gandalf wARM. Right?[/quote]cOLD. Right?[/quote]paraDOX Right?[/quote]qUACK Right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X4N03R [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ax Fielder The number one critic of Ax Fielder is Ax Fielder,[/quote]Who's Ax Fielder?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alcasam1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Alcasam1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RomanGladiator17 I don't see what the problem is, sometime's you just really wanna see dat ass. [/quote]You going to do a finisher on that ASS?[/quote]I'm an equal opportunity ass finisher. [/quote]All are welcome here! :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Noobus [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deltahalo UK I'm more than a sack of meat with some treasured organs damnit! Stop trying to Farm me! *Runs off crying*[/quote]Give me your guts![/quote]Stop treating me like a Piñata! I bet you'd love nothing more than to beat me to death so you can steal my organs to give to some fat kid. You're sick![/quote]I would never give them to a fat kid. I would sell them to a fat kid.[/quote]Ah so you're a profiteer as opposed to a philanthropist? Thats fine then.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] riugiuergniuurei ..fap..?[/quote]No! Bad ruifuiguiui, ruighhug, ruiuuysg. Bad Member! Bad! NO![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An Eagle Goose [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] colbyrules8 My dick is so big, it stretches from A-z on the keyboard!!![/quote]But its qwert- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Verbatim I need to take a piss. A long piss. One that requires me to sit in front of the computer.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HLG Amber Clad [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Survivor Fo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vinjhup Like a volcanic eruption is gonna effect me. I live near the coast, all I gotta do is drive there, get on a boat and wait for the lava to dry.[/quote] Have fun with the whole burning ash thing + get back to land and it's all ash.. and then you realize you're [u]ash ketchum[/u].[/quote]1. Acquire 3 orbs from islands 2. Ride Lugia around and use badass Aeroblast attacks on stuff 3. ??? 4. PROFIT![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Earth just needs a stress release. Maybe pronz will do?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Because a chair falling over=massive damage.[/quote]Yeah, that's the joke.[/quote]I'm guessing the chair was the weak point too?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vanert FOX NEWS is reporting that they have identified the fault line that the earthquake in DC happened along. They have identified it as "Obama's Fault."[/quote]If Bush were still president, than MSNBC would be calling it "Bush's Fault".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shady Bernard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mr AwesomePizza Bale Movement.[/quote]Is that when you rage at random people like Christian Bale?[/quote]I thought it's when you pick up hay and place it somewhere else.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AquaBlader [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dtyler27106 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] UNSCboy Hide yo cities...[/quote]Hide yo towns...[/quote]and hide yo suburbs! Cuz it's wreckin' errything out hur![/quote]You don't have to run up north...cause its coming for you![/quote]it's lookin for you. It's gon find you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Generalshame94 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FleetAdmiralBob ... and this time next year I planned on leaving Florida for Philly in part to get away from things like this. [/quote]Florida planned this. It doesn't want you to leave.[/quote]Come back to me FleetAdmiralBob, so we can be together... [i]FOREVER![/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Generalshame94 ... Oh dear, it appears my care cup turned into a black hole because of how empty it was. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation "This won't be on the test" It's on the test.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TeT time doesn't exist, its just a measurement, [i] that's black holes interfere with because they are trolls[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I signed in specifically just to call you an idiot. You're an idiot that throws lobsters at people, and that's just terrible.[/quote]I lol'd. This statement is ridiculous. [/quote]I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] luigi2147 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vrilliant [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Loaf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Isaac Clarke I'm sorry, I'm just too optimistic right now to properly insult you D:[/quote]Say what?[/quote]Loaf, how about you Google "Optimistic definition" and then overuse it. Just like when you heard your mom say "disparaging".[/quote]I already knew what optimistic means. The opposite is pessimistic. I don't know what being optimistic has to do with commenting on bungie.net. Btw I hate you; and I don't feel like going back to Eros because of jackasses like you.[/quote]ohhh look whos back from google[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] St Major Dan 1 gigabyte wind speeds?[/quote]I hope they have enough bandwidth.[/quote]Teh wether iz pipes an Al Gore inventd them![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Night133 Ok so I was at a red light on a small road when I looked over to see some guy with the window down, I started revving my Acura and he caught on, revving some Toyota I can't place my finger on. I knew this road had cops who hid behind bushes because this was a long, narrow, paved road, and those attract speeders. The red light became green and he stepped on the gas when I slowly pressed on the gas, he kept going until a cop pulled out and turned on his sirens. I went on my way down the road until I noticed him in his car, he looked at me and got all pissed. I was laughing so hard I had to pull into a parking lot to keep myself from laughing off the road. Is this not the perfect troll In Real Life?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheZombie19 I like my mum's Chocolate muffins.[/quote]I might like them too. Please elaborate.[/quote] [quote] [b] Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien Quitonm I was walking down the street and out the corner of my eye, I saw a pretty little thing approaching me...[/quote]She said I've never seen a man, who looked so all alone, and could you use a little company? She said if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice and you can go and send me on my way. I said you're such a sweet lil' thing and why you do this to yourself, she looked at me and this is what she said... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PrimeGhost548 *internet is out* *posted on the Flood* WAT?![/quote]he probably has a generator[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Retail Rectum [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 If poop touches soap... Is the soap dirty, or is the poop clean?[/quote]HOLY -blam!-[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Emmett Brown [quote]counter strike go doesn't have aim down sights[/quote]Are you complaining? Celebrating? Informing? What's going on here?[/quote] [Edited on 08.29.2011 5:15 PM PDT]

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[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75414920]First[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75677192]Flood bedtime stories[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=75918752]Sangheili Erotica[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=33185371]Original Porch Day Thread[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76038862]Blind Toiletries[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=12054]Origins of The Flood[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=76486385]Mod pay[/url] [Edited on 12.24.2012 2:16 PM PST]

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  • [quote]Epic Thread section[/quote] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39166263]Achronos likes Megablocks.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=24745547]Coke vs. Pepsi.[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=53404768]lolwut?[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54360185]Coup Takeover[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54430785]A list of words we can't use[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54553875]Cookie derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54556051]Cake derailment[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54683202]Mod Censors Title[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54688102]iFarted Gamertag[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54778762]Emblem in Black Ops[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=54810956]Bet this can't go hot-topic[/url] 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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64853144]This thread was awesome.[/url]

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  • Epic thread ending. After I say Flood lets get out of here teh thread dies. [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64785369&postRepeater1-p=4#64788611]Win.[/url]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball So to have a chance of being in there I have to link something cool I said? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64489004&postRepeater1-p=1#64489382]K[/url][/quote]While this is true, I would prefer you to quote your own post, then copy and paste it into a PM to send to me. Or at the least copy and paste it in a post here in this thread.[/quote] Oh sorry. I will post another one later to you then.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball So to have a chance of being in there I have to link something cool I said? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64489004&postRepeater1-p=1#64489382]K[/url][/quote]While this is true, I would prefer you to quote your own post, then copy and paste it into a PM to send to me. Or at the least copy and paste it in a post here in this thread.

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  • So to have a chance of being in there I have to link something cool I said? [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64489004&postRepeater1-p=1#64489382]K[/url]

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  • Awsome XDDD

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64559049&postRepeater1-p=1#64559186] Happend just recently. [/url] Couldn't tell if she was serious or not... [quote]Posted by: that_jacal so i was comin home from my boyfriends house .... my bottom huts soooo bad i cant put my panties back on ... my bottom hurts soooooooooooo bad...i dont have 2 go 2 skool with no pants 2morrow [/quote] What the Fu... [Edited on 08.16.2011 2:46 PM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64488653&viewreplies=true#end] My 2nd to last post in the thread, just plain epic. [/url][/quote]You do know how to quote your own post, and then copy+paste, right?[/quote] Yes.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insida Penguin6 [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64488653&viewreplies=true#end] My 2nd to last post in the thread, just plain epic. [/url][/quote]You do know how to quote your own post, and then copy+paste, right?

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64488653&viewreplies=true#end] My 2nd to last post in the thread, just plain epic. [/url] [Edited on 08.13.2011 3:37 AM PDT]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=63448913&viewreplies=true&postRepeater1-p=8#end] Best thread ending ever![/url]

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  • [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=64307848] Xbox.com [/url]

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