"You jelly of my Belly?"

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf What the -blam!- are you doing?[/quote]Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.[/quote] Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...[/quote] I think he's calling you a Master Debater.[/quote]No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.[/quote] Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf What the -blam!- are you doing?[/quote]Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.[/quote] Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...[/quote] I think he's calling you a Master Debater.[/quote]No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf What the -blam!- are you doing?[/quote]Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.[/quote] Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...[/quote] I think he's calling you a Master Debater.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf What the -blam!- are you doing?[/quote]Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.[/quote] Hmmm, well you do seem to have alot of time on your hands...and unlike the rest of the flood you don't spend that time with your hands...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bearded Elf What the -blam!- are you doing?[/quote]Periodically, I have to reserve a few posts at the top of a page so that I have a place to put new quotes. I'm still under the 10000 character limit, just like everyone else, so when a post gets filled, I need another one to use. Also, I tend to try and keep at least SOME level of professionalism, so I only put quotes in posts that made it to the tops of pages.

What the -blam!- are you doing?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashaki Q [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CBTrigg [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanelete M37 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o IDK either. What I do know though is that Rainbow Dash > all. [/quote]Silly filly, that's not how you spell Pinkie Pie.[/quote]You're both wrong. Tank > all.[/quote]Tom is best Pony![/quote]You can only lie to yourself for so long. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seargent Major [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seargent Major [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seargent Major > Spike > Pony Wut.[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYiJEPTUhQE#t=8m13s]He replaced Rainbow Dash long ago.[/url][/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYiJEPTUhQE#t=17m49s]Nope.avi[/url][/quote]Nope. She is no longer Rainbow Dash. I mean look at her, [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNKX56IZG4#t=9m44s]enjoying a book about Indiana Jones![/url] Come on! Totally not Rainbow Dash. I mean heck, she's even [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNKX56IZG4#t=18m16s]stealing slippers[/url] to get the book![/quote]Maybe Discord captured the real Rainbow Dash, and all this time he has secretly been using a fake robotic copy of her to aid him in his quest for world chaos![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BerserkWolf At Gamestop? You'll be lucky if they don't charge YOU to take it in....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hyperion [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AboveClassified [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dear World Do you all have a lot of friends? I only have one friend. [/quote]Your right hand?[/quote]I prefer my left. OT: Join a club OP? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jive turckey145 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/profile.aspx?uid=5715253]Here's a link to his profile[/url][/quote]marry me[/quote] [b]Dotes: OP used a copypasta[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HWJohn Did I order Italian tonight? I don't really care for pasta right now.[/quote] [b]Dotes: Subject: Best Pokemon in existence[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bloodpit10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 None of them as none of them exist.[/quote]You're lying![/quote] Look, Billy. We need to talk. You've been spending a little too much time on that Pokemon game recently...[/quote]Wow, you're a horrible father. My name is Ash.[/quote] Oh, that's right! I remember now. So, you're Ash who just moved to Pallet Town. This is my Grandson. What was his name again?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge People believe in exorcisms for the same reasons people laughed at the guy who suggested we should wash our hands between surgeries.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anonymous User (Deleted) "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 I sacrifice virgins.[/quote]I eat peoples Soles.[/quote]I laughed while taking a drink and the alcohol flew up and went in my eye and it burns.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JakeH99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JakeH99 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Idk, but you'll get skin cancer faster whitey.[/quote]yeah like I really had a choice to be this way. [/quote]Go back to the character editor.[/quote]How about you go back to hell[/quote]Takes one to know one.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crazy 656 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kashaki Q Congratulations on being an idiot. Do you want a trophy for that of something?[/quote]Yes.....That would be nice.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THElizzard01 Dammit. Zombie apocalypse = instant hot topic. What a great scam, I gotta do this.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh puma Internet: Has freedomz gaiz! World governments: lawlnopes.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ChorrizoTapatio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkcrusader117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SolidHNTR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darkcrusader117 and now weather[/quote]Partly cloudy with a chance of flash Floods[/quote]that's great now back to you main speakers[/quote]Thanks, now time to deal with a huge hot-button issue: Trolls. Will they take over the flood or are we strong enough to defend ourselves from them? Also, these "benders"...enlighten me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BroGetAtMe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CoolerWesBox [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BroGetAtMe It's a floppy disk bro[/quote]What is that?[/quote]Aren't you a little young to be on the internet unsupervised?[/quote] [b]Dotes: What would you carry in a briefcase?[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire Briefs. Just in case.[/quote] [b]Dotes: Thread subject: Ask an all-knowing being anything[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reading Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sammichez117 How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?[/quote]46,85[/quote]You'd think an all-knowing being would know how commas work.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Epicly Uber [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papakonstantino [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana I'm omg a bannana and I support this message.[/quote]I'm Papakonstantino and I support Omg a Bannana.[/quote]I'm Epicly Uber and I support Papakonstanino supporting Omg a Bannana.[/quote]I'm A Stolen Fruit and I support Epicly Uber supporting Papakonstanino supporting Omg a Bannana.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Urge Yes, evolution should be taught in schools. People who believe in it deserve the right to learn about it, and people who don't should give it the benefit of the doubt. All in all, it's just another Science subject you're taught in school, like gravity, or sex.[/quote]I opted out of the gravity lecture for religious reasons.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ianmar123 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 Potassium.[/quote]Helium[/quote]I'd make a Chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] elite_gamer84 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra I don't even...[/quote]So you [i]odd[/i]?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mochamoo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bungie Sam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mochamoo Probe launched.[/quote]I lol'd. This is true. Does Mass Effect actually allow you to probe Uranus?[/quote] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6rtQ0-ez4g]Yep, haha.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lloyd Blankfein And besides, it boosts my confidence knowing you have my ballsweat on your hands.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wonderbread [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mav1971kit Mass Effect 3. 99.9% of the game was great. It's just that last 1%.[/quote]Percentages, how the -blam!- do they work!?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Onlinemph [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Commander Stroll Lost like we lost another one guys.[/quote]He's double lost?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Frequency99poopy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] IIX GHOST XII [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lostmarine754 I heard the Brotherhood of the travelling boxers is pretty good. would that gain my manliness back[/quote]That's -blam!-. My Little Pony = Socially Awkward Reject[/quote]Says the man on a game developers web site in the off topic section In the middle of the night.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baldeagle24 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The FIood Forum Watch it, dumb ass.[/quote]He speaks for the entire forum basically. Also, I can tell you are trying to start something.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Random Guy44 Watch it, form an opinion on it, and don't post your opinion here. Then everybody is happy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petarded2 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JaxBug [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petarded2 still trying to get gold warthog on headlong[/quote]That's just funny lighting.[/quote]no it's real i just need to fire more rockets at the billboard[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Astinous [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] eggsalad Armourless brawl? Is that what kids call it these days?[/quote]It's what it is, old man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jornn_ Well the French would see Seal Team 6 and surrender.[/quote]Never underestimate the importance of morale. Getting picked off from all directions by an enemy you can't see wouldn't be fun.[/quote]We're talking about the French here. The French surrender to everything.[/quote]Reminds me of this lol. The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech tourists .[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I are Nick [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ian11214 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Synyster Ricz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Batchnator95 My girlfriend, the most attractive girl I've seen in my whole life.[/quote]I agree. :)[/quote]Yeah, his girlfriend is hot.[/quote]Hot doesn't even describe it.[/quote]Yeah, she's a solid 10.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter Who cares? They're [i]land[/i] mines. They can't bring down a plane. You people will overreact to anything.[/quote] [Edited on 05.02.2012 9:09 PM PDT]

[b][u]Dotes: In a thread about Multiple Personality Disorder:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Homestar2084 I don't call it a disorder, I call it someone to talk to[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz -10/10[/quote]Considering nobody is trolling in here, I agree, Op is a terrible troll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chipax3d [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh Illusive Man Think about it, you can only get dry when you are wet, and you cant dry yourself when you are underwater, so you must not be wet.[/quote]This makes me moist.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flee4Me [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 If you go around wearing Pony T-shirts, humming the song, and constantly bring up MLP, you are a [b]Briny.[/b] [/quote]Is that a new breed of brony?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Guevarista PL 96 Do I have to good or w/e?[/quote]No you have to goog.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SunGlassed Skunk Well played OP, but seriously halo CE, half life 2 was crap, mass effect 2 needed a lot of work and i've never played quake 2.[/quote]It appears that I am in complete disagreement with your opinion. Being a civilised person (And assuming you are one too), let us set aside our differences and respect each other's opinions. What I really mean to say is HOW THE HELL WAS HALF LIFE 2 CRAP?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petemech [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Someone get this man some Kool-Aid![/quote]HEY, KOOL-AID! Now we sit and wait.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Good for you.[/quote]Nvm. Thread successful.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DimentdMunchkin [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CamCamm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DimentdMunchkin You're going to need a 5 year old teddy bear and lighter fluid. Tear out the eyes of the teddy bear and glue them to the wall. Then light the teddy bear on fire, igniting the flame between the legs. Begin singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your lungs. When you are finished, toss the bear out the window before it burns he house down. Then smash the most valuable thing in the room. If it is glass, cut a gash in your arm and drain the blood into the nearest toilet. If it is not something that shatters, boil it in hot water. then take either the remaining blood or boiled item and splash into your room. The ghost will give you a Big Mac and will leave peacefully.[/quote]I love you..[/quote]That's nice. Now stop staring and move on little boy. Or the ghost will haunt you too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast Sounds like IBS and anxiety.[/quote]Question: As a Ninja Doctor, would you give him a prescription of medicine, or pain?[/quote]An SSRI and bentyl.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ankrow Bows shoot arrows and for some reason they are magnetically attracted to knees[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The muffin eater Post awesome facebook statuses you've seen here. "Roses are red Facebook is blue No mutual friends So who the -blam!- are you?"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GnarshField [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axle the Gamer i like them for some reoson like how they are scaly or cold they or warm they are[/quote]Not to be mean, but that was one of the most incoherent sentences I've ever read.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Reptilian Rob [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog Reptilian Rob[/quote][url=http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg600/scaled.php?server=600&filename=photoon20120109at1827.jpg&res=medium]You couldn't handle it.[/url][/quote]Somehow, I'm ok with that. :\[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Badseed_666 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RakoKoro Wow. That is justice. Texan style.[/quote]Wrong. Texas style is where they chain you up as a sacrifice and chuck norris round house kicks you to death. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about The Big Crunch Theory[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OVERLORDx117 I want Captain Crunch cereal now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XRevelationX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Please wait[/quote]While I try to comprehend what the hell you just said.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evilcam [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TaNk_DeMpSeY [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheUsualPsycho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sargeantomeg4 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TaNk_DeMpSeY About 14 times*, then perma banned. *about five 7 days, six 14 days, and one 1 month. Also, five 3 days. it appears I'm the winner so far. I know there's [b][u]someone[/u][/b] who beats me.[/quote]I know people who have been [i][u][b]ULTRA BANNED[/b][/u][/i]. You can't even log into your account.[/quote]That's called Permaban.[/quote]I'm perma banned, and I can still log in.[/quote]Oh, well i'll take care of that for you. Also, an Ultraban is more sever than a permaban. On an Ultraban, you can't see PMs, groups, the boards, anything. OT: I don't know.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I ColdEmbrace I [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ABotelho [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Senturyon The drive you have in the picture is an external drive. You don't have to do any installing, you just plug it into an available USB port and start adding files. This type of drive is more expensive and usually slower than an internal drive. Also, the actual drive space that a computer reports is always less than the advertised space available, if you want you can look up specific reasoning for that but that's just the way it is.[/quote]It's quite simple... In actuality, 1MB=1024KB, not 1MB=1000KB. When they advertise, they use 1MB=1000KB so you end up getting less because your computer calculates it as 1MB=1024. Tada.[/quote]David Copperfield everyone! *applause*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mindlessidiots [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funbun777 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maj0r Awesom3 They really need a lobster bowl where they throw lobsters into a giant metal arena that get's hotter at a steady rate so they have to kill each other quickly and then in the end, the winning lobster gets freed while the others are eaten.[/quote]This[/quote]PETA would throw a fit so do it [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Why do Americans say 'Math' instead of 'Maths'?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] moar 7 fish Why do they call the smibbly bibbly a "remote control"? Or a cold on the cob a "Popsicle"? Who knows.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Black and Scary [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] spartain ken 15 But the robot was good[/quote]I had a dream in elementary school where I kidnapped and molested by Shrek. I'm not even kidding.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHAOLINMONKEY 93 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BDfreshman Welcome to the Flood. Where everyone is perfectly in shape, is great with women, and can bench press an inhuman amount of weight. Also, we'd all survive the zombie apocalypse because all of our dad's have guns. And now, we can all do parkour.[/quote]My nose grows when I say I can do all those things.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DragonEyes To have an alt would mean they'd have to participate in the forums and we all know the mods never do that. [/quote]-blam!- /thread[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AcedannyK 7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Keiyoti What's a Drill Team?[/quote]Ask your mother.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o0MrCheesy0o When the clock strikes 12:00 am some fairies are released from their cages, they then crawl inside people and force them to pee. This is known as the midnight release. Only happens on a full moon and when the one is up, which is pretty rare.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HALO12325 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MovingChicken Obviously a new spartan or cortona.[/quote]Cortona is my favourite character from the Holo series.[/quote]I heard Master Chef would be in the upcoming Holo game. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas17051996 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ix LP xI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] annoyinginge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] omg a bannana I want to put my controller through the screen after about the tenth time Garrus asked me for homosex.[/quote] "Put your controller through the screen"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?[/quote]LOL[/quote]I second that.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferza 11 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FlintyFlame67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] leoj16 3.1415926[/quote]3.1415926535..............[/quote]3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494 45923078164062862089986280348253421170679.....[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dear World [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chronicaddict420 No, I don't dig.[/quote]Probably because you do illegal drugs.[/quote]Or he doesn't have a shovel.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phone [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 no, but somebody almost there went for do even.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 somebody almost there went for do even.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvengerTam1010 almost there went for do even.[/quote]Huh?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrBunsenHoneydew [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Milkaholic45 Which is your favorite original song from any video game? [/quote]"Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton in Portal. Don't tell Marty.[/quote] [Edited on 03.12.2012 9:18 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I love Twilight I have about $1000 to spend on my girl for christmas. What are good gifts? Shes 20 if that helps.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I love Twilight I have about $1000 to spend on my girl for christmas. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] I love Twilight[/quote]Might as well get a double sided d;ldo so you can both have a good time.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Drowsy Demon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AvriI Lavigne News alert: I don't care what you think.[/quote]Logic fail alert: Then stop posting in threads you don't care about. [/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about China's alliance with Iran[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHOCOLOTE TACO Are they going to build a great wall of Iran?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread about time running miles[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] stosh 25 minutes[/quote]Does that include the time at the bus stop?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron Atlantis.[/quote]Pity they don't allow tourists.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MetalxTongue [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Chobo 66 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deranged Cook1e His name is something we drink every day[/quote]... Whiskey?[/quote]... Semen?[/quote]... Both?[/quote]....why not?[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread about MLP being cancelled[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 Too bad season 3 was confirmed forever ago.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Novablur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MegaMuffin16 >Bronies don't fall for it >Pony haters fall for it This troll has backfired.[/quote][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2VV84NjvwU]this[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HC Swat Is Back [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 http://tinyurl.com/l44baf[/quote]Tiny url? Me no trust..[/quote]If it isn't safe, I will ban myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NintenToad64 Even though I think recon's an asshat, he brings up some good points in the OWS debates. [/quote]Geee. Uhmmm, thanks?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman [i]"Everyone knows you're not a man until your hand is bigger than your face!"[/i] -George Lopez[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 This threads is terribad, and you should feel terribad. [/quote]This is just horriwrong.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkamena Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold We all know the downfall to the earth is going to be the great battle between people and Dolphins in 2032. When humanity will have joined together to try and survive. Sorry to prove you wrong OP. Made the thread then murdered it.. Casey Anthony[/quote]You're wrong. It'll be the Penguin Uprising of 2046.[/quote]That's the end result after the dolphin downfall. We will be so far stretched thin that we wont be able to hold the penguins off. The sad part is knowing all this ahead of time, and knowing there is nothing we can do to stop it.[/quote][i]But... There is one they fear...[/i][/quote]Yes I know. But if Seals don't stop being clubbed then how will the penguins be stopped ? What good is knowing the future if we are helpless to stop it ? PEOPLE NEED THOSE BABY SEAL COATS !!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xSapphire On a completely different note: Assuming [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Direct Control[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Muammar Gaddafi I used to love metal... But then someone stole my sweetroll.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Seggi31 Generic colloquial holiday greeting #4![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lxl Syphon lxl22 Your iceolated.[/quote]A common predicament for people in Antarctica. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] claivin We'll make a new Internet, and they won't be invited.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXAmozonessXx Btw, I'm about to blow your minds.. Harry Potter is a Christian allegory. Harry Potter is (loosely) Jesus Christ and Voldemort is Satan. Don't be dismissive and really think about it.[/quote]Actually, it's an allegory for -blam!--blam!-ity. A young man is introduced to a whole world and culture that was functioning underground by a large hairy man. He meets more people who are different like he is and has to learn to deal with his gift as well as the good and bad results of it. And I certainly don't need to comment on working magic with "wands."[/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] chotato he's trolling ^ just to clarify that. we should just ignore him from now on, i'm sorry about my comment to him i just couldnt resist doing it :( [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maxwell_Murder [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Y SO REACH BETA I think that our lord made the universe and the bible says the world is about 4000 years old so that is my best guess. [/quote] Whether you're trolling or being serious, please don't bring that into this thread.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Maxwell_Murder Pro-tip: The English language reads from top to bottom, left to right. It makes much more sense to the reader to hit "quote" first, then type your response.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pinkie Pie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sergeant Kyuun Shadowmere. That horse can take an Ancient Dragon to the face and kill it by clopping her feet into its face![/quote]Ahh Shadowmere. I use to wonder what use a horse could be? Until Astrid gave Shadowmere to me. Now we have big adventures and tonnes of fun. Fufilling contracts its an easy feat And Shadowmere makes it all complete[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HundredJono RAMIREZ!!! GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL MASON WITH THIS BAG OF POTATO CHIPS!!!![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mamamia [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tapthatgardevoir Ocarina of Tim[/quote]I hope Tim likes his ocarina. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Gamma Who cares, I wanna know who the tubby fella who got Schultz uniform is.[/quote]Some redshirt. Ensign Imagonnadie.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Son Of Goat [i]Ure[/i] dad? What are [i]u 5[/i]?[/quote]No, he's not, but you seem to be.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 So, you're mad because I just permanently banned one of your alts?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 Haha, you told me these exact same arguments in the PM you sent me. You'll have to fly that rectum of yours somewhere else. Goodbye.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SneakerheadSwag [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Todge16801 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thetallewok [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Achronos The moderators, at our direction, are particularly sensitive about things that violate our "Render Unto Caesar" clause in the code of conduct. I don't like having to talk with FBI, ATF, and police about people who are building explosives, so I'm happy to err on the side of caution here. As such, posts that talk about worrying things, like building explosives, violence, physical threats, etc., are met with swift (and usually permanent) bans. Expect your continuing posts about these topics to get yourself and your alts permabanned. Take the hint, and talk about your explosive-building hobby elsewhere.[/quote]*bows down* Hello my lord. THE FLOOD IS NOT WORTHY OR YOUR PRESENCE.[/quote][/quote]*cough* asskissers *cough* :)[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] gamerfreak1998 Your dommed us all.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kyle23 I respect fat asses the most, I dont want them to sit on me...[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Your opinion on depression?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Snip3r kidz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Storm [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PARAEGIS [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] alej452 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] General Dripik Its depressing.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Divide Zero [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doctor Jensen I used to be in a lot when I was younger... then I took an arrow to the knee. Seriously.[/quote]no you took an arrow to your nutsack, explains the v4gina you have [/quote][url=http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/0/07/Failtroll.jpg]>>>>>>>>[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HoboWithTheSock [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jetmann113 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares I'm pretty sure ADD doesn't exist. I'm just as sure that it's ADHD.[/quote]ADHD is attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. ADD is attention deficit disorder.[/quote]So there [i]is[/i] a difference?[/quote]Well you see there is an extra word between ADHD and ADD[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TurtleNut [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge I trust Web M.D. more than these guys.[/quote]LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL![/quote]im not kidding ur really starting to PISS me off u can mod me all u want sitting behind ur computer acting like a tough guy like ur superior but we can settle it out on a duel in halo 3[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge I trust Web M.D. more than these guys.[/quote]*develops cough* *checks webMD* Dear god, I have cancer![/quote] [Edited on 01.09.2012 9:19 PM PST]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XSaint VeritasX Sneaking out isn't that hard...[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cooliozz Please note: Family has an alarm system which goes off when someone opens a door... sometimes motion tracker and the box to turn it off from upstairs is in theyre room.[/quote]Unless your parents own Fort Knox... [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PinkPanther4125 I heard 2020-30 has great music[/quote]Hey, can I borrow your time machine? I left my keys back in the Cretaceous era and this fossil of it doesn't fit my door knob.[/quote]Don't you know proper time traveler etiquette is to keep the key on a string around your neck?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WafflesIsADJ The answer is obvious, you're a women Harry.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou Post like a mother tucking her children in.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHOOTMEIFUDARE Stick it in her... In her... Her... Well -blam!- I can't remember[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] STB97 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElMightyCondor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkthunder1331 Um God created every body and every thing. READ A BIBLE[/quote]read a Koran [/quote]Read the Torah[/quote]Read the rules.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LordMonkey If I wanted to kill time, I'd shoot my clock.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TribalA13X 93 This vacuum [i] really [/i] sucks![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] God2845 DeJesus...Most badass name I've ever seen.[/quote]She's obviously not one to be crossed.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ultermarto [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TurtIe "WE NOW BELIEVE THE SEAGULLS HAVE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, AND WILL REMAIN IN THEIR LAND UNTIL THEY HAVE BEEN THOROUGHLY WIPED OUT"[/quote]*5 years later* "WE ARE NOW ATTEMPTING TO TRAIN UP THE NON-EXTREMIST SEAGULLS' POLICE FORCE" *also 5 years later in america* "WE ARE HUNTING OSAMA BIN SEAGULL"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] seven blind mice See humans are the biggest hypocrites in the Galaxy. They go around saying "Oh we are gonna protect our world and everything from dying la de da" when they go around creating Uber Mega-lazers that rip apart the fabric of the universe and could destroy existence. What douches.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gondile [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CenavsPenus (LINK IS SAFE BUDS!!!!!111!)[/quote]SEEMS LEGIT[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Anyone else want to admit to, encourage, or support software piracy on a software developer's site? 3 perma's from this thread, (including a Mythic for those who say that we give them special consideration).... I can give more.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 I don't know the first thing about it but I wouldn't do it to this laptop, no thanks :D Uncle Recon, I see you're flexing the cane once more?[/quote]Not really. I've always perma'd when I see discussions, encouragement or confessions of piracy. I don't care what people do elsewhere, but this site is hosted and provided to us by folks who make a living creating special patterns of 1's and 0's. To imply that their work, or that anyone else's should be stolen.... is just plain rude, and if I see it, it is account suicide.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] October oxpaha [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] October oxpaha ninjas>pirates[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Anyone else want to admit to, encourage, or support software piracy on a software developer's site? 3 perma's from this thread, (including a Mythic for those who say that we give them special consideration).... I can give more.[/quote]a prime example[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Not The Joker [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Sadly, when in prison, you can't/don't complain to the guards/authorities when a crime is committed on/against you. You're surrounded by criminals and ratting/snitching is the one of the few "crimes" they don't tolerate. Reporting it will only make it harder on you.[/quote]CAN'T DO THE -blam!-, DON'T DO THE CRIME. Wait I think I have something wrong there[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ehmanda Text someone = no reply. Text someone later = no reply. Person says they'll reply. Text person again = no reply. [i][b]Do you want to know what the definition of insanity is...?[/i][/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Drag0n Fate X Patrick Star for 2012 Election!!! He will take this countries' problems... AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE... pure genius...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cooliozz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Final Few [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Erbr Cniolee Despite my intense fear of arachnophobia... the tarantula [/quote]You realize you just said you fear the fear of spiders?[/quote]Arachnaphobiaphobia?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wilky95 *Sees realistic rubber co-Closes tab*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Tornado7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beyond hope [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Tornado7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Beyond hope [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Tornado7 Also I just had the thought that I should change my facebook status to, "I support the Free Hugs Campaign... ironically through facebook."[\quote]*Hugs Marinade back* [b]TRIPLE HUG[/b][/quote]*Quad Hug*[/quote]*Hugs Beyond Hope* [b]OVERHUG[/b][/quote]*Hugs Dark Tornado7* Hugpocalypse[/quote]*Hugs Beyond Hope* [b]HUGIONAIRE UNFRIGGINBEHUGABLE[/b][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jacob crawford I have misplaced [url=http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcj4tifuGL1qztjn5o1_500.png]my pants[/url]. That's about it.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] vaultboy13 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pride Well, maybe some nice posters and such of things you like.[/quote]...thanks now i know what to do with all the video game posters i have[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] tannerb [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pwnage79 The -blam!- pronz is way better than I remember.[/quote]WTF!!![/quote]Sir, if you're going to not make sense, can you please make some sense?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WhiteFang0699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Captain K [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Pan Ho I guess he must be ANTisocial.[/quote]DOHOHOHO!![/quote]He didn't [b] Ant[/b]icipate that did he![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WyIdfyre [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] william ian Furrys Bronys Hippies PETA Stupid people that think they're clever[/quote]Furries* Bronies* But you spelt "Hippies" right?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] THE 100 DEAD [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares I seem to function normally?[/quote]Confusing statements with questions is a sure sign of sleep deprivation.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DngerlyAwkwrd [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DesertScorpio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] theHurtfulTurkey The new forced meme 'goog' is worse than both.[/quote]It was bound to happen. Let's hope it dies off in the futer.[/quote]I hope that meter kills it off.[/quote]Don't count on it, with those aloens still being a threat.[/quote] [qu­ote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lego munkeee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thenewxegk [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lego munkeee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] WinyPit82 This thread has the discussion value of parsley. [\quote]Discussing parsley is easy, though.[/quote]If we go on a journey into the fascinating world of herbs might I suggest rosemary, it has a most wonderful aroma, while still contributing a great deal of flavor.[/quote]Technically, you are starting to derail your own thread which didn't have 'tracks' in the first place.[/quote]Really? Was I? After looking at it maybe I was it but it was my call to make I made this thread for laughs, so if that includes "derailing" it so be it.[/quote]With a few more bits of punctuation e.t.c, I might actually be able to fully understand you.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cage Darkness [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ein Soph Aur Marathon stole from Pong[/quote]pong stole from ping pong[/quote]Ping Pong stole from tennis.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] atrius16 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Friendly Fred [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capt Hair You would think if satan wanted more people to go to hell willingly he'd make it a more welcoming place, you no...do away with the fire and brimstone, and replace it with say.... Amsterdam. Hookers, drugs, and amazing food for eternity...I'd go there![/quote]Don't Worry, Your Going Their Dummy.[/quote]Trolls are just terrible these days.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Simba Too Cold Why would I bump this ? that was stupid of me[/quote]Agree.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BeefyMrYogurt [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Taconomicon You should specialize into a taco. [/quote]I heard they can be quite tiresome in combat?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation [url=http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Ric_Adbur/MrMathSignal-1.png]Quick! Light the Mr. Math signal![/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phil Atio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jagged03 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Phil Atio [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iTak Tiicz THE NUMBERS MASON[/quote]WHAT DO THEY MEAN[/quote]Kravchenko....Dragovich....Steiner....they all must die....[/quote]WHAT HAPPENED IN VORKUTA WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU MASON[/quote] [Edited on 11.27.2011 2:29 AM PST]

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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.[/quote]What I read ^[/quote]VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (Subtle, by the way)[/quote]What I read ^[/quote]All's vanity.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.[/quote]What I read ^[/quote]VVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (Subtle, by the way)[/quote]What I read ^

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself. I'm awesome.[/quote]What I read ^[/quote]Touché.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheMouthOfSauron I am too lazy to find any posts of mine that may or may not be considered humorous to people other than myself.[/quote]What I read ^

I should get more posts. [Edited on 09.21.2011 10:40 PM PDT]

i have salt next to my computer.... [i] in case the slugs come again... [/i]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Question: Why move the Epic Thread Section?[/quote]I was running out of room in the OP. I had four options: Split the Epic Thread section in half Move the epic thread section Move every quote post back one post to make the second OP post more Epic Threads Shut down FFS Seeing as the Epic Threads section was in the same post as where I put the pages of each post, the situation was a bit dire. I chose the option that I thought would work best.[/quote]

dude why did you move it.

...What?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Good Travis He who has no life, Have you seen any posts which involve a certain Travis who is good? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FishSlapped2 Dude, it's called CTRL+F. Use it.[/quote] Huh.

Dude, it's called CTRL+F. Use it.

I always wondered if I'm ever appeared on this... Then again I don't wish to waste my time skinny dipping through all these pages and wall after walls of text. So instead I shall ask he who has no life, He who has no life, Have you seen any posts which involve a certain Travis who is good?

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=65861543 ]First Reply is a WIN!!!![/url] [Edited on 09.16.2011 9:45 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Doodlebox WE'VE WEAPONIZED TEXT WALLS [/quote]