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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] it1345 Holy crap Door I can't believe this thread is still going.[/quote] For a brick, it's flying pretty good.

Holy crap Door I can't believe this thread is still going. [Edited on 10.12.2011 6:10 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Wikked Navajoe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Yadda, yadda... [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66026787]Ears of War[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66275569]Next Pandemic[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66533244]WTH Recon?[/url][/quote]You derp'd this link, door.[/quote]Whatchou talkin' 'bout? Also, my computer is starting to omit the http:// part of urls lately...

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Yadda, yadda... [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66026787]Ears of War[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66275569]Next Pandemic[/url] [url=www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66533244]WTH Recon?[/url][/quote]You derp'd this link, door.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spaceside [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Enough to be in the position of a missionary.[/quote]Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?[/quote] Only if he likes being on the top of his game.[/quote]And can do it between the hours of 6-9[/quote] I say, all the use of smexual innuendo is making me rather thirsty... *sips bad juice*

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Enough to be in the position of a missionary.[/quote]Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?[/quote] Only if he likes being on the top of his game.[/quote]And can do it between the hours of 6-9

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] komark Garrus was born with low-pixel-deficiency-syndrome. He doesn't like it when people make fun of him for it. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TopWargamer Porridge rhymes with orange....how come nobody mentions that? So technically....a real word does rhyme with orange. [/quote]Yeah! And several other words too! "Moose" "Oil Slick" "Running" And tons of others![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: so my friend stopped talking.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DrivingMushroom Gotta say OP, I'm speechless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX Mel Gibson's -blam!- is the same size as an average lego figure.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra I wish for Stosh to bring me toast.[/quote]I want acorns from Achronos. [/quote]I want clams from Evilcam[/quote]I want a cast from bobcast.[/quote]I want foam from Foman[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EuAn1196 I'm preparing for my 24 hour Bungie.net session tomorrow by having a preliminary 12 hour Bungie.net session right now.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Boy the last time you touched a woman was when you slipped out your mama's cooter.[/quote]Please don't put that image in my head, I just finished a Cracked article telling me that chances are my mother shat on me after she gave birth to me...[/quote]YOU AND YOUR MOTHER ARE POOP PARTNERS! REVEL IN YOUR POOPY GOODNESS![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega Travis These things happen. The trick is to leave messages with nothing but heavy breathing.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 OP makes those good goats go baaah.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Coxx153 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit There once was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.[/quote]Brilliant literature. I love the use of the suspension on the first comma, only to be resolved in a completely different manner. At first I was thinking, "Where could this ugly barnacle be going? Could he be about to embark on a journey that is a completely character changing event? Will he meet a girl perhaps who can show him that looks aren't everything?" Then however, I read the next line and was completely bewildered. A barnacle, that was so ugly, that [b]everyone [u][i]died?![/i][/u][/b] The conclusion also had me at The. Many writers try and draw out their epilogue to explain the aftermath of the story to have some closure. Yours on the other hand is snappy and sweet. I love it, love it love it. Is there going to be a sequel?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lifts Her Tail [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] evnted Put it back in the fridge and eat it when it's not 4 in the morning.[/quote]He can eat bacon whenever. Bacon does not care for the time.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Where did the universe come from?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CIint Beastwood Well, when a daddy universe and a mommy universe really love each other...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x Have you tried static electricity? Rub your head on a wool sweater, and then get your nose real close to the computer until you get a painful shock. Repeat 4 or 5 thousand times and the computer might turn on. Or it might not.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Stolen Fruit My Cat. I can't believe you don't have that as an option in your poll OP.[/quote]Gotta know how to make that kitty purr[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hoggs Bison [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Borderline5440 Those people are dumb. Mass-media sports are just another distraction.[/quote]A distraction from... what, exactly?[/quote]Non-mainstream sports. Vinyl frisbee, the running of the baristas, etc. You've probably never heard of them.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FUNKY B0B [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Xeno Prodigy [i][b]"After an hour the dog nosed the man's gaping abdomen, then began pulling out intestines and spleen and liver and gnawing on them, all the while studying the man's face. 'AAAAAAUGHHH!!!' said the man. 'AAAAGGHH!!!'"[/i][/b][/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] one rabid bunny [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A stupid game I want to die now. I hope you're happy. My -blam!- brain can't take more stupidity or i am gonna go insane.[/quote][url=http://www.4chan.org/]You are now insane.[/url][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x Foman123 x [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DillyDawgDillon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RampantAssass1n [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Master Troll [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach LAMBENT[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]What happens when a nerdy biology story meets a group of gamer nerds.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] petitminou lulz, you want me to decide on you jacking it? Stay classy, Flood.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ferrrari I shall use skyrim to show how old this is. Elder dragon Ancient dragon Legandary dragon Alduin Your news.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What annoys you the most?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CabooseNoLike1 Ignorance. Hypocrisy. Retarded people in general.[/quote]And you're on the Flood...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tibetz Gangs generally exist as a group of people who perform organized crime. Gangs that don't perform criminal activities are known as "friends".[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Methew They need to make a thread on 4chan. "Dear members of 4chan, Anonymous In an effort to combat terrorism, we would like you to troll the -blam!- out of these websites."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 What in the -blam!- is with the flood and sexing up their sisters today?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] P0150NP13R0P4WN [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke Why did the chicken cross the road? To prevent itself from getting slaughtered by KFC.[/quote] Like KFC uses real chicken.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] GlassesGuy 904 I don't like any of that stuff, but hey. It's my opinion. No worries. Oh wait, this is the internet. ANGERRAGEHATREDTROLLINGBLARG[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AaronG67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MET Rx News flash; [b]You're[/b] High School education is irrelevant in life.[/quote]Oh god my sides.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AutobahnRacer [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Munitions lll Anne Hathaway has super average features [/quote]She's believably good-looking.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] coolmike699 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JacobTheGreat2 Submarines are flammable?[/quote]Apparently, they are. Who would have thought that the most dangerous place to have a fire is under water?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 I hope that he doesn't think condoms are too mainstream...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Slayer1878 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Haloroach [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheManliestMan Some people say that in order to achieve maximum combat effectiveness, they need to get into the "zone". Sir, I [i]live[/i] in the zone.[/quote]Pathetic. I [i]am[/i] the zone.[/quote]So......that other guy lives inside of you?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Deloriang9879 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lethal Rads No one has a suggestion. I'm 18 so I can't buy a pistol[/quote]But you can buy a high powered assault rifle capable of causing mass destruction? /flawlesslogic[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Neanderthal 487 Edit.[/quote]Best post evar. [url=http://www.redstarresume.com/uploads/images/Gold_Medal.jpg]Have this medal.[/url][/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Subject: Describe your room[/u][/b] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra I see some walls, and some ceilings. Wait! Just one ceiling.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr Your mother. She is in it. Naw, just kidding. It's a bit small, actually.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Papakonstantino bodies... bodies everywhere.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SergeantFlood Trolling seems required here. I prefer to hold my toaster at gun point while banning soil from the United States.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] JMcDon15 I never met her. My mother died before I was born.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] catman6 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX I died because_______ (a) Lag (b) Sun was in my eyes (c) something distracted me (d) The guy who killed me is a hacker (e) The guy who killed me is a no-life[/quote] (f) Someone walked in front of the screen (g) the other guy's gun is OP (h) I was distracted by how awesome I am (i) Camper[/quote] This is the ultimate list of FPS multiplayer excuses.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] awesomesauce46 There's actually a city full of tiny people inside your body. In your nose, there's a death camp for the tiny people, and whenever you get a nosebleed, it means they're preforming a mass execution.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Broken Lamp [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] hisfamily Getting laid by the zombies.[/quote]How horrifying Necrophilia is bad kids[/quote]Unless the bodies are still warm.[/quote]Then it's all good with me[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rabid Grunt 3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Yeti I was at work, so I missed the entire thing :(.[/quote]No TV's in Tibet? [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Darkside Eric Hey, I know you raised me And this is crazy But Jesus Loves me So tolerate me maybe?[/quote] [Edited on 07.28.2012 8:14 PM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SH4D0W0733 [quote]''Sure it matters who got the bigger stick, but it matters a hell of a lot more who's swinging it.'' Might have mis-quoted that.[/quote]I've always wondered what he meant by "swinging the stick"... [i]Oh my...[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TedToaster22 >Requires medical attention >Goes on the Flood Sorry buddy but this is what Darwin called "natural selection."[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MarsShadow [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 how did you take a picture of a gif?[/quote]... No comment[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AaronG67 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ultratog1028 I see a ninja in this threads' future.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Duardo [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Ttarpsman It seems like this ALWAYS happens... I cant blame em though ninjas are famous here but to those that do, you cant ride of a ninjas fame by quoting them no matter how awesome he is....wait are there girl forum ninjas!? Discuss your theories...[/quote]This[/quote]Are you a wizard? Or are the mods getting predictable?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bukkake Sunrise [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Capt Twist depends on how much domestic violence occured[/quote]you'er a moron bro[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] idiotsbuyCOD My name is indeed a fact[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mk LITE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Now where did I put that link to my PayPal account?[/quote]I heard the moderators can give you Recon if you pay them. Now whether they actually meant the armor is debatable. /oriignal[/quote]They don't mean the armor, they mean Recon. They will put him in a box and ship him to your door for a low flat rate. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ric_Adbur In some universe, somewhere, everything is exactly identical to this universe, with the only exception being that one solitary atom is out of place on Leonard Nimoy's butt.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Wo1f In a parallel universe, no one ever made this thread.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] EcksBawks_live In some universe, THERE IS NO THEORIES OF PARALLEL UNIVERSES.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NINJA BUNNY 117 In a Parallel Universe, this Universe is a Parallel Universe.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ROFL Wolf1254 In another universe, halo isn't a cool guy and he DOES afraid of aliens.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kenny Pwns2 In a parallel universe far, far away, OP is not a -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Teh_Zoid [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXXNnjaXsniqrXXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BarceIona DrPill?[/quote]I'll fix it.[/quote]Dr. Phill? I dunno who that is. Hey OP, have you heard of this cool guy named Dr. Phil?[/quote]I'll fix it again.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Zayah117 In a parallel universe our cheeks are replaced by our butt-cheeks and vice versa.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DELTA ALONE People kissing is a bad influence on children?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Omega 343 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast That boobcat is such a prick. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast That boobcat[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast boobcat [/quote]Lol[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Broken Grenade Macbook Pro[/quote] Dear God, OP... do you realize what you've just done? Get out of The Flood before the war breaks out. It's inevitable.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XSaint VeritasX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] AGLA Froman 1.) Secure a financially rewarding job. 2.) Work for many, many years. 3.) Obtain 1,000,000 dollars. 4.) Spend it all on hookers.[/quote] And numbers 1 through 3 are just optional.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZuneMan239 "I'm a floodian.... Step into our territory and you will be taken away at night while you are sleeping....and you will never see daylight ever again.......YOU WILL BE OUR FOOD!!!......*crawls back into hole*" Jedi 4[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cheify Weefy 07 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Best: Shivering Isles Worst: I don't know. [EDIT] I'll take Weefey Beefy's answer of Makin Day. [EDIT] Chiefy Weefy [EDIT] Cheify Weefy [EDIT] Cheify Weefy 7[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR I'll take Weefey Beefy's answer of [/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Weefey Beefy[/quote]This made me giggle.[/quote] First time posting on the Flood in three weeks and I already feel like an idiot.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ArchNinja64 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] master of ares Mature. instead of ma-ture it should be ma-chure.[/quote]Who dah farkenheimer says ma-ture?[/quote]Self righteous pricks.[/quote]I dont know why, but I lol'd at this[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] deadlyfluffball [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Emperor Gillard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Metalignus Can someone tell me what it is that makes Minecraft so fascinating? It looks dull to me, but I'm not going to judge since I haven't tried it out.[/quote]Everyone's world is unique, which means: Everyone's journey is unique. Everyone's objectives (well, what they choose to do) is unique. Every encounter with a mob is different to everybody else's, because of all the different locations. Aside from the fact that it's your own individual exploration experience, there is a ton of things to be built and crafted. Possibilities are only limited by your imagination.[/quote]That explains why I can`t stop making giant dicks.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sytheNsnipe There are plenty of fish in the sea, and if you don't catch any you're stuck holding your rod.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth Wow, 80 views. We're sure to go viral at this rate. Viral. Flood. Get it? huehruehrurheuhruehrue[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PyschicDeth >>Use gun on head You have died! Restart game? Y [N][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MORTO_hi I have a friend who is colour blind. He's also regular blind.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Behind the Visor me done you school long time. long time for doing summertime things like: outside go bathroom rest[/quote]Are you implying that people don't go to the bathroom 3/4 of the year?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief Best: Red Dead Nightmare Worst: All hats in TF2[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief Worst: All hats in TF2[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] family chief hats[/quote][/quote]HOW DARE YOU! Hats are the foundation of a functioning society! Without hats, we might as well be dogs, sniffing each other's behinds! GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What's wrong with Halo 4?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Palien90 TONS OF STUFF BRO! 1. The DMR looks different 2. The DMR's ammo counter is on the SCOPE! (WTF 343?!?!?!?) 3. The BR doesn't sound the same as in Halo 3 4. The Sniper looks and sounds different than previous games 5. Master Chief looks different 6. Cortana looks different 7. The Elites look different 8. The Grunts look different 9. The new enemies look like Transformers and/or Bionicles 10. The loadout system will RUIN HALO FOREVER 11. The ability to call in weapons is a "Perk" and will RUIN HALO FOREVER 12. 343 is milking this franchise by making a new trilogy. They are RUINING THE HALO FRANCHISE FOREVER 13. The Ghost looks different 14. The inclusion of different "abilities" will RUIN HALO FOREVER 15. Having different armor is stupid. This is Halo, not a Barbie game. I want to kill people not play dress up. WTF 343 is catering to filthy casuals and thus RUINING HALO FOREVER![/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Why does my cat keep sitting on my keyboard?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 I don't know. But my cat does it, and I think it's reallypfjahsu9v8wogyeqfcvijldsbhyoeg8ewvdasjichp98e0TG8RFyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: How to sleep?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeeJ Close your eyes and think about algebra.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Your browser?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Google Chrome Internet Explorer[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Classic Rock Man >Be 17 just finishing with high school >Be a poor-blam!-, can't afford uni >Plays cod all day >Army and Marine recruiters always around school >Last week of school Navy comes >Still no idea what do after school >Join up with the Navy. >Be 23 done some time in Afghanistan/Iraq >Spotter and I make good marksman team >Asked to head classified mission to eliminate some sand-blam!- >mfw its high profile and im selected for my skill >feelsgoodman.jpg >Guy on the inside says we go in through the back, not as fortified >soundsgood.avi >'Round 2 in the morning we head in >Everythings good >Get to inner-door >click >oh-blam!-.jpg >IED explodes, bodies fly back to the east wall >Team is gone I'm the only one left. >Severe burn damage to my arms, chest and legs. >Multiple broken bones >Doctors tell me I'm going to die. >Enter coma >Wake up 6 months later in medical bay at my base >wtfisthis.jpg >Men in black suit comes in and takes a seat >"Hello im Anon Anonson, Anon before I tell you anything I want you to know we did it all to keep you alive" >wtfisthis.jpg >look down >thick black hair on arms, feeling stronger, massive pecs >Anonson sees the fear in my eyes >"Its part of our new Gorilla warfare program"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Egerspurge Stop tripping balls and start tripping boobs.[/quote] [Edited on 07.02.2012 10:55 AM PDT]

[b][u]Dotes: Parents put their kid into a dryer[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkbrotha10 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SonOfTheShire That puts a new spin on child abuse. [/quote]*ba dum tshhhhhh*[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel I'm a strong believer in potato.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] swvjdirector [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ghost 45 This thread is not good. Therefore, it is bad.[/quote]Disagree. It could be mediocre.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreedomFightar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] FreedomFightar [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] U2 Magnificence "I am seeing the aura of fires down town... You guys okay down there? Anyone pick up..."[/quote]Yep, There are alot of fires, but at least they're not near the ole Fireworks factory[/quote]*A flaming meteor falls onto the Fireworks factory.*[/quote]OHHHHHH NOOOOO the Humanity![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Makko Mace [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] PheonixofLight I would die for my beliefs. No, I will not state them. [/quote]Buu-buut how can we flame you then?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ToastyWaffles [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ALI217 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Citizen [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Qbix89 Yes.[/quote]No.[/quote]Maybe?[/quote]I don't know.[/quote]Can you repeat the question?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] thomas1996 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Conster 110 I want to join that game, join your tribe, and then murder you all when you least suspect it.[/quote]I always do that! I like you! When the world is mine, your death will be quick and just-about painless.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Axelord FTW I'd tell you go back where this should be posted but that would be like asking a Frenchman living in England during the black-plague to go back to Paris.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] dahuterschuter [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SpartanMk18 I think that everyone should have at least rifle or shotgun. Would I ever force that upon someone?[/quote]Yes, at gunpoint.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: In a thread bashing feminism:[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] darthnazgul [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] XxLarkiesxX= I will give you some illustrations of male dominance over women[/quote][i]Oh my. . .[/i][quote]in my favourite sport (Tennis)[/quote]Oh.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Man throws guts at police officer[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] wildnuke [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vien The officers said this man didn't have the guts to get himself killed.[/quote]Really?[/quote]No, it was a joke.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Make117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KROOKA [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Lord of Banter How did you manage that?[/quote]Moved my hand upwards pretty quickly and smacked my thumb in my eye.[/quote]I guess fapping does make you blind after all..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jyrine [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] o_____________o [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DeclinedA1 How's your dog doing?[/quote]Next thursday I am taking her up to the vet to get her examined and then to get a quote on an amputation. Other than that, she is good. [/quote]A quote? I saved 15% on my vet bills by switching to bullets.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RC5908 Holy crap. Xbox.com is actually good advice in this situation...my life is complete. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xXPorchesXx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork you have to figure all the -blam!- out -blam!- you -blam!- you -blam!- you NED![/quote]Who's Ned and why do we need to -blam!- all the verbs?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] jjboy84 Hmm, would I kill myself for A million dollars? No, no I would not.[/quote]How about [i]a gillion dollars?[/i][/quote]Hmm, would I kill myself for even more money? Tempting, but I would have to say no.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] westpointusma15 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Vandelay16 No, because I would die. [/quote]And everyone knows that it's hard to spend $1 million dollars when you are dead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazzySnipe55 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mac12 I like this. It's original.[/quote]Agreed. You don't see animal versus threads very often.[/quote]Yes you do. Every time Marvel VS DC pops up the Flood turns into wild beasts and blood is shed.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What's your blood type?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Rahm Emanuel [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] X Arcan3 fury X OP, are you trying to harvest me for blood?[/quote]You know it. Got my needles and bags ready.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colorado233 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] destroys u [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Colorado233 So what do you want us to discuss without this turning into a religious debate?[/quote]If someone is talking about gravity, does that turn into a religious debate? This shouldn't either.[/quote]But gravity is quite controversial. I personally believe that three billion fairies hold us all down to the ground.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] funkymonkey506 I stole a balloon...[i]on Free Balloon Day[/i].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Eric Duffy I ripped the tag off a bed before.[/quote]I did that before...and since then, every night, I listen for the helicopters..[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Master Glaedr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] HD PVR I once took a VHS cassette back to Blockbuster without rewinding it.[/quote]You [i]monster[/i].[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: What is the defenition of "Derp"?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Ins3ktz A four letter word Commonly used by humanity on the planet Earth[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ICanHazRecon911 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DarkSunnyboy1 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] bobcast [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NavG123 Dude... just stop. Can we get a ban on this guy, stat?[/quote]No.[/quote]REJECTED! *snaps*[/quote]Ironically, he was the most recent person to ban me.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] austinrocssocks [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Gioger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Forgewolf [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamal123 [i]It has begun.[/i][/quote]The T-Virus is coming[/quote]Next thing we know SkyNet will be online.[/quote]Then the Covenant invade.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNiGhThAwKx19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xNiGhThAwKx19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Edmi Wohusee We could play tag. You're it.[/quote]Can you really "tag" me if you're just a construct of my imagination?[/quote]<.< >.> We could pretend we're playing tag.[/quote]But as soon as I leave the room you cease to exist![/quote]... We could play stationary pretend tag.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TheHawk62 For some reaosn I've been using these words alot lately -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- and also -blam!- EDIT: Oh god, lol, they're all blammed lmfao.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: The object to your left shall beat you to death[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] xBADMAGIKx A curtain? This is gonna take a very long time. I have a feeling I'm going to get really annoyed before any injury comes close. "STOP LIGHTLY DRAPING OVER ME YOU BASTARD!"[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mastesargent [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] iGwinnet in my honest opinion halo 4 is going to be a HORRIBLE [i]halo[/i] game but it'll be a decent game on its own.[/quote]May I see your TARDIS, Doctor?[/quote] [u][b]Dotes: Topic: If you were an inanimate object, what would you be?[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Disambiguation I would be a beam. I would spend countless days silently holding up your roof, without requesting even a glance my way or a word of thanks in return. I hate you.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread title: You have now eaten a radioactive banana![/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] NickIsBest It's funny because I just ate a banana, put down what's left of the outer layer, and saw this thread.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lI Maverick lI [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A Dumb Door Holy carpal tunnel syndrome, Batman! We're approaching 100 pages! Like, srsly. Crap in a handbasket, guize. How did this even get this big? My humble little thread approaching 100 pages... WOW.[/quote]Don't congratulate yourself yet, we're not all the way through the woods! Still gotta' few pages to go. THEN we can get drunk, high, party, etc.[/quote]Yes, lets get party.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RedSpectrum77 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR I think turtles could be military animals if they were a bit faster.[/quote]Gatling guns coming out of the shell would be sick[/quote]Maybe we could give them some jetpacks and control the jetpacks and just fly them into terrorists. Imagine a swarm of turtles zooming toward your military base.[/quote] [b][u]Thread: Give me a seven letter word starting with "u" (He wanted a new GT)[/b][/u][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Hero of Time ufarted69[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] KILGORE117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] boomdeyadah 343 needs to rename Infinity Slayer to CoD.[/quote]and you need to rename yourself to retard[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] joedanny96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Crystal Clear [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] An monkey hero You poor, poor thing.[/quote]are you on crack joe? anyways, wouldnt matter to you. [/quote]You are so apathetic and complacent it hurts.[/quote]and you are aiming this comment tooooo? Joe? yeah hes pathetic [/quote]Ok, you got me. Jimmies status [x] Rustled [ ] Unrustled[/quote] [Edited on 06.12.2012 1:34 AM PDT]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Le Petit Chien I'm surprised no one has mentioned little round top. I will be, because Brigadier General Joshua Chamberlain, a native from my state, was the famous general who lead a daring charge down little round top to defeat the Confederates. And what is more badass than a full-scale bayonet charge?[/quote] A full-scale bayonet charge while holding a baby.[/quote]Well, they did have to piss into their own guns to stop black powder residue from igniting/exploding. I guess that adds to the badass-ness a bit.[/quote] That's what the baby's for.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Thread: I'm from Year 2023. He said to ask him anything.[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Skullz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Flaming Skullz [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] D PEAR Will I ever do anything productive?[/quote]Yes, in 2019 you made a sandwich.[/quote]Did that sandwich get world recognition?[/quote]It made it into the Happy Meal, so I guess that's world recognition.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A 3 Legged Goat [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Tartan 118 What is this 'outside' of which you speak?[/quote]Some new form of virtual gaming. The graphics are stunning but the gameplay is terrible. You only get one life and you work so hard for unlockables. Many people just end up cheating instead.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] night flare This OP, is the most inspirational post I have ever read in the flood. Your amazing ability at keeping me interested during your post is unchallenged. I can not even begin to wonder the amazing discussion value this thread will have.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Both have the same avater[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] neoshogun [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Clueless313 FPS, and everything would be insanely bland and overbalanced.[/quote]For a second there I thought I already posted in this thread. [/quote]For a second there I thought I posted in the wrong thread.[/quote] For a second there I forgot which one of us I'm supposed to be. [/quote]For a second there I thought I cloned myself and then went back in time and relived my life to the present moment and had a conversation with myself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dr Refrigorator [/quote]prescribes Haemogloban-8N. Take once daily until symptoms clear. If taken for 7 days with no effect, see your healthcare professional immediately, as you may soon be unable to move your leg.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] True Underdog You can see the future. That's so [url=http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.aspx?memberID=1200568]raven[/url].[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Squiggy All I got out of this post was -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork r-ported for evading the bannhummer you blind stupid -blam!- cavity [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] halo3genius [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] black snork bannhummer[/quote]I wouldn't mind if this turned into a Bnet meme.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Hottest Halo Character[/b][/u] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie Johnson, right after the new Halo exploded. I'd bet he was a few thousand degrees.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Recon Number 54 Did you ever notice how the camera in all of their mirror pics is always perfectly vertical or horizontal? I thought that was the oddest thing, then I realized. The camera isn't taking a picture of the person, it is taking a picture of itself.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Bokonnon [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] III H1TMAN III We all started off as a female baby. That's why we men have nipples. The nipples were already formed when we were a baby. Later on something would happen that would decide wheter we would be a boy or a girl. And if you're a boy you still have the nipples. So, technically, we've all been female once. 0___0 Probably many of you already knew, but I just figured it out. Thought I'd let the Flood know too, for the ones who didn't know. :P[/quote]so we`re all l3sbians... hawt[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Prophet0fValor [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] baklash 1337 I decided to get creative and use quotes from [b]users on a forum[/b] as examples of how a [b]well-informed populace[/b] would respond to the issue.[/quote]That's where you -blam!- up.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Melkorpwn You expected the flood to have an IQ higher than their shoe size?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane Monx [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dualkiller9000 what is on this log you found at the bottom of the sea?[/quote]A couple hundred cubic tons of water, of course.[/quote] [b][u]Dotes: Topic: Go back in time and leave a note, max three sentences[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sgt Commando - The future is [b][i]waaaay[/i][/b] better. - You wont be able to read this for hundreds of years. - Chances are, youll probably misread this, and use it as some sort of prophecy.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] snake eater1234 Because everyone on the internet is a 6'8" Navy SEAL bodybuilder who could kill you in over 700 ways with his bare hands due to his master knowledge in every martial art known to man.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] demonhunter191 Call of Duty: Revenge of the Brontosaurus 3 kill streak: obtain rock 5 kill streak: light a fire 7 kill streak: call in pterodactyls[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Spartanelete M37 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Charged [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Twilight_SparkIe [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Dark Martyr 117 Learn how to suck your own dick.[/quote]>be flexible >bend over and done[/quote]I thought Twilight Sparkle is a girl O_o[/quote]That's what she wants you to think.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 /thread[/quote]OK GUYS! The thread is over! You can stop posting now![/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]RageSnipa96 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b]slayer2142 i herd sumone died frum it [/quote]Well, I am sitting infront of my computer with toothpaste on my nipples. If this is fake, I applaud whoever created it. I look like an idiot. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Insane Monx A nut in the butt is worth two in the slut.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [b][u]What is your IQ?[/u][/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Galada were is the -50 option?[/quote]People who are that dumb don't know how to type.[/quote]waht casn i sey. i em a prodegy [/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Anathema [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Sub Charged[/quote] Smash it with a hammer[/quote]since when does smashing a computer with a hammer fix it?[/quote]It doesn't, but suddenly you're electrocuted and you no longer care about your broken computer.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] pydgie [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] burritosenior [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup Remember when nostalgia didn't exist? Those were the days.[/quote]I laughed.[/quote]I almost cared[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Big Black Badger [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] DAS B00T x2 To be a pilot requires you to be an Officer or Warrant Officer.[/quote]Easy peasy. I bet OP is at least an Eclipse in Reach - Warrant Officer was no problem.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Unit 076 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] silversleek 117 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] oaklandp8ntbalr The Flood will give you many different answers, some of which are wrong and some of which are right. Just do whatever feels natural to you.[/quote]almost all of which will be wrong. i know this.[/quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] razzat pound her[/quote]lawl[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OdorousLicense3 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Hujgup [quote]How would you go about defending your house [u][b]form a Scarab?[/b][/u][/quote]How has nobody picked this up yet?[/quote]Does anyone care?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] underwaterCOMIX [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] z0mbiebot Get on your knees, unzip his pants...... [/quote]...And fix the button. That thing keeps on coming undone. Also oral sex would help too.[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Cpt Nicholson Your are an Idiot. [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Assassin 11D7 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BAK3D B34N Lots and lots of adult material.[/quote]Work and business files?[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] SHOOTMEIFUDARE [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] RECON828 Making love in uncomfortable places. [/quote]Like the back of a Volkswagen?[/quote]More like the front. That gearstick gets places...[/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ZYTHON [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Shadows1907 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Avatar Korra It's Duardo's favorite thing to do.[/quote]Its also a band[/quote]Blacklisting, getting band, same difference. [/quote] [quote][quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity Fat Alien is a raging buffoon cant argue with kids like that How many times you gonna hit reply Fat? calm the hell down and eat a moonpie [/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mubox47 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] To Infinity calm the hell down and eat a moonpie[/quote]Best response to Fat Alien thus far.[/quote][/quote] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CrazyT [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MadMax888 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] A2 Wheel Terror Prove there is no god[/quote]How does one disprove the existence of himself?[/quote]I'm god, I can do whatever I please.[/quote] [Edited on 05.28.2012 8:05 PM PDT]

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From "My problem with the 'kids are starving in Africa' argument": [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] It Will Be Done [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Mark V guy i have the right to be unhappy about my personal problems as well[/quote] Unconstitutional. You only have the right to the pursuit of happiness.[/quote]

[url=http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=66533244&postRepeater1-p=1]Recon is a moron.[/url] oh joy, I'm mentioned 2 posts above me. [Edited on 10.07.2011 3:24 PM PDT]

In a thread: [b]Does 1 = 0.99999...?[/b] [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] MyNameIsCharlie If I were to pay .999999999% of my mortgage payments, the bank would still call me delinquent and foreclose on my house, so no, they are not the same.[/quote]

In Response To A Vegetarian Thread: [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] King Dutchy They still eat animal crackers :/[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave Enough to be in the position of a missionary.[/quote]Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?[/quote] Only if he likes being on the top of his game.

That guy funny haha ^ -_-

Taking up space

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave I think he's calling you a Master Debater.[/quote]No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.[/quote] Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.[/quote]Enough to outsmart sixty miners?[/quote] Enough to be in the position of a missionary.[/quote]Ah, but is he cleared to operate in the Eiffel Tower?

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b]the panzie man Before I joined b.net, I never posted here.[/quote]

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] CHRISLY0NZ UK I feel the need to post in this thread.[/quote]Hmmmnmm, I do too

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave I think he's calling you a Master Debater.[/quote]No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.[/quote] Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.[/quote]Enough to outsmart sixty miners?[/quote] Enough to be in the position of a missionary. [Edited on 09.28.2011 3:22 PM PDT]

This just in today. [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] lukeanatr [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Adamcunn My apple is quite tasty[/quote] I don't even...[/quote] Hint: My name is Adam. An apple is a fruit. Put 2 and 2 together yet?[/quote] So you eat your self?[/quote] Lets drop this conversation before it gets weirder.[/quote] I found that quite funny.

[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Jet Wave I think he's calling you a Master Debater.[/quote]No, no, he clearly means a Master Baiter.[/quote] Either way, he must be a cunning linguist.[/quote]Enough to outsmart sixty miners?

"You jelly of my Belly?"